EPTOn July 22 2007 01:54 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege.
Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege.
baby, i want to spawn broodling in your medic
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IIICodeIIIIIII
China1101 Posts
baby, i want to spawn broodling in your medic | ||
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{ToT}Strafe
Thailand7026 Posts
On July 22 2007 02:05 Krohm wrote: My personal best line I've ever used that work. "So when are we going to start to making out?" *Then she kissed me on the cheek* "You call that making out?" *Starts making out with me* It was a proud moment. Experienced something similar. "Touch my penis" *touches it* "very biiig" hum! wtf moment. | ||
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IIICodeIIIIIII
China1101 Posts
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IIICodeIIIIIII
China1101 Posts
On July 22 2007 03:30 {ToT}Strafe wrote: Experienced something similar. "Touch my penis" *touches it* "very biiig" hum! wtf moment. dude ur kidding. did that actually happen? | ||
Smurg
Australia3818 Posts
On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together So this is why there are no Chinese stand-up comics. | ||
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LastWish
2013 Posts
B : It's --:--. A : So... I have a hour free then. Are we fucking? | ||
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{ToT}Strafe
Thailand7026 Posts
On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: dude ur kidding. did that actually happen? I am 100% honest here, it went exactly like that. | ||
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IIICodeIIIIIII
China1101 Posts
On July 22 2007 03:40 Smurg wrote: So this is why there are no Chinese stand-up comics. stupid australian, just because youre rude doesn't mean youre funny. gtfo take some advice smarty. being a clown doesn't make you a comedian. that you pulled out of your ass was uncalled for and completely out of nowhere. baka. you are ruining the thread. and why is this pickup thread making you self conscious anyways? just leave. not gg. haha. smurg. now that's funny. <spoiler>EDIT: in the case that you weren't trolling, my apologies.</spoiler> | ||
Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
On July 22 2007 04:03 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: stupid australian, just because youre rude doesn't mean youre funny. gtfo take some advice smarty. being a clown doesn't make you a comedian. that you pulled out of your ass was uncalled for and completely out of nowhere. baka. you are ruining the thread. and why is this pickup thread making you self conscious anyways? just leave. not gg. haha. smurg. now that's funny. Temp banned for being a bitch. | ||
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
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kroko
Finland2136 Posts
I am working with group of engineers, we r making electric pussygettinmachine. Prototype is ready and we only need to do final testing before we release it. We need betatesters. Partypeople over 18-years old, send me PM if u wanna be part of one of greatest inventions since spoon. Include your penissize and how many partners you have had in the past in PM. Othervise the format of the PM is free. ![[image loading]](http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9702/pilukonebu6.jpg) | ||
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Pika Chu
Romania2510 Posts
I hope you're relligious cuz i'm the answer to your prayers. | ||
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5HITCOMBO
Japan2239 Posts
'Cuz I'm a sex machine. | ||
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
On July 22 2007 04:27 5HITCOMBO wrote: Have you ever had sex with a machine? 'Cuz that's what it's like with me. 'Cuz I'm a sex machine. thats about as lame as it gets, i think we have a winner | ||
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{ToT}Strafe
Thailand7026 Posts
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ToT)OjKa(
Korea (South)2437 Posts
On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together lol wtf... | ||
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Sudyn
United States744 Posts
Oh well. I'm only 62.5% Chinese. | ||
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_Grazze_
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alpskomleko
Slovenia950 Posts
I walked up and screamed in her ear: "Hey, you've got black hair!" It worked o_O | ||
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Aepplet
Sweden2908 Posts
On July 22 2007 04:53 alpskomleko wrote: There was this curly black semi-beauty at a party. I walked up and screamed in her ear: "Hey, you've got black hair!" It worked o_O something tells me it's got nothing to do with what you said... | ||
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