EPTOn July 22 2007 01:54 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege.
Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege.
That's mine!
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Scorpion
United States1974 Posts
That's mine! | ||
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dementus
Singapore1151 Posts
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uberMatt
Canada659 Posts
On July 22 2007 03:45 {ToT}Strafe wrote: I am 100% honest here, it went exactly like that. this sub thread wants to make me cry for humanity | ||
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minus_human
4784 Posts
Not gold, OLD. (seriously, it's great, but nothing new) | ||
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statix
United States1760 Posts
On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together wtf?...omg...hahhahaa | ||
Smurg
Australia3818 Posts
On July 22 2007 04:03 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: stupid australian, just because youre rude doesn't mean youre funny. gtfo take some advice smarty. being a clown doesn't make you a comedian. that you pulled out of your ass was uncalled for and completely out of nowhere. baka. you are ruining the thread. and why is this pickup thread making you self conscious anyways? just leave. not gg. haha. smurg. now that's funny. <spoiler>EDIT: in the case that you weren't trolling, my apologies.</spoiler> Intelligent Chinese man, just because you're polite doesn't mean you're not funny. Please stay here. Don't take this advice please, being an upstanding entertainer makes you a comedian. That you returned to your ass this sentence didn't make sense anyhow. It was called for and completely relevant. You are bolstering and aiding this thread in its continued glory, is this pick up thread making you more confident? Please stay. Good game.  Code, this is not funny.Btw here is my line for you: Hi babemunch, do you like X-men? Because we can both get together and go mutant. Then we can form an anti-mutant movement and destroy the mutants together. | ||
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gneGne
Netherlands697 Posts
Enough to break the ice | ||
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LanceCulahn
51 Posts
"Baby, don't you ever get tired?.... coz you've been runnin' in my mind all day" | ||
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minus_human
4784 Posts
On July 22 2007 06:32 gneGne wrote: How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice nice, this might actually work | ||
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Ruins
141 Posts
Baby, you are like fast food. Huh? Because I want to take you out <girl seems interested> And then I am going to eat you in my car *** SLAP *** | ||
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Aepplet
Sweden2908 Posts
she: you are so sweet! you: am i? (only works if you both speak japanese!) | ||
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artofmagic
United States1951 Posts
On July 22 2007 07:56 Aepplet wrote: extremely conditional: she: you are so sweet! you: am i? (only works if you both speak japanese!) explain | ||
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Rayzorblade
United States1172 Posts
On July 22 2007 02:05 Krohm wrote: My personal best line I've ever used that work. "So when are we going to start to making out?" *Then she kissed me on the cheek* "You call that making out?" *Starts making out with me* It was a proud moment. I've done this exact same thing at clubs. I just walk up to a girl that maybe I've danced with previously or have had some kind of eye contact with and go, "So are we going to make out or what?" It's meant more to make them laugh at your lameness, then they'll either (a) make out with you (rare), or (b) call you crazy, but still laugh and it will build rapport. In addition to stuff like that: "Omg, did you just grab my butt?" is gold. Of course, she didn't, but you say it and act like she's trying to pick up on you, then sometimes she'll grab your butt. Totally stupid pick ups, lol, but work! | ||
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ishob
Norway143 Posts
(no, why?) You're very attractive;) | ||
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hrmM
United States210 Posts
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dronebabo
10866 Posts
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minus_human
4784 Posts
On July 22 2007 09:42 dronebabo wrote: let this thread die....please... no way, why should we? this is a monument to lame-ness  | ||
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FirstBorn
Romania3955 Posts
On July 22 2007 09:42 dronebabo wrote: let this thread die....please... Done bad on a date lately ? | ||
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XDawn
Canada4040 Posts
On July 22 2007 07:43 Ruins wrote: This is from some old tv show: Baby, you are like fast food. Huh? Because I want to take you out <girl seems interested> And then I am going to eat you in my car *** SLAP *** LOL I'd like to see that happen to somebody | ||
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Frits
11782 Posts
On July 22 2007 06:23 Smurg wrote: Hi babemunch, do you like X-men? Because we can both get together and go mutant. Then we can form an anti-mutant movement and destroy the mutants together. Ah fuck me I laughed pretty hard at that. I don't use pickup lines, unless "you wanna dance" or the likes counts. | ||
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