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Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
July 21 2007 20:10 GMT
#41
On July 22 2007 01:54 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege.


That's mine!

Mango @ U.S.East!
dementus
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Singapore1151 Posts
July 21 2007 20:20 GMT
#42
i'm interested in what moltke would say.
"I couldn't stop myself from having unreal macro and sick timing senses."
uberMatt
Profile Joined May 2004
Canada659 Posts
July 21 2007 20:44 GMT
#43
On July 22 2007 03:45 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote:
On July 22 2007 03:30 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
On July 22 2007 02:05 Krohm wrote:
My personal best line I've ever used that work.

"So when are we going to start to making out?"

*Then she kissed me on the cheek*

"You call that making out?"

*Starts making out with me*

It was a proud moment.


Experienced something similar.

"Touch my penis"

*touches it*

"very biiig"

hum! wtf moment.


dude ur kidding. did that actually happen?


I am 100% honest here, it went exactly like that.


this sub thread wants to make me cry for humanity
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
July 21 2007 20:45 GMT
#44
On July 22 2007 02:51 rS]taCat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2007 01:54 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege.


That's gold.


Not gold, OLD.

(seriously, it's great, but nothing new)
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
July 21 2007 21:19 GMT
#45
On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote:
baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together



wtf?...omg...hahhahaa
SCC-Caliban
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada3819 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-21 21:25:25
July 21 2007 21:23 GMT
#46
On July 22 2007 04:03 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2007 03:40 Smurg wrote:
On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote:
baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together

So this is why there are no Chinese stand-up comics.


stupid australian, just because youre rude doesn't mean youre funny. gtfo

take some advice smarty. being a clown doesn't make you a comedian. that you pulled out of your ass was uncalled for and completely out of nowhere. baka.

you are ruining the thread. and why is this pickup thread making you self conscious anyways? just leave.

not gg.

haha. smurg. now that's funny.

<spoiler>EDIT: in the case that you weren't trolling, my apologies.</spoiler>

Intelligent Chinese man, just because you're polite doesn't mean you're not funny. Please stay here.

Don't take this advice please, being an upstanding entertainer makes you a comedian. That you returned to your ass this sentence didn't make sense anyhow. It was called for and completely relevant.

You are bolstering and aiding this thread in its continued glory, is this pick up thread making you more confident? Please stay.

Good game.

Code, this is not funny.

Btw here is my line for you:

Hi babemunch, do you like X-men? Because we can both get together and go mutant. Then we can form an anti-mutant movement and destroy the mutants together.
gneGne
Profile Joined June 2007
Netherlands697 Posts
July 21 2007 21:32 GMT
#47
How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice
LanceCulahn
Profile Joined June 2007
51 Posts
July 21 2007 21:54 GMT
#48
I heard this from somewhere, jus can't remember:

"Baby, don't you ever get tired?.... coz you've been runnin' in my mind all day"
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
July 21 2007 22:09 GMT
#49
On July 22 2007 06:32 gneGne wrote:
How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice


nice, this might actually work
Ruins
Profile Joined April 2007
141 Posts
July 21 2007 22:43 GMT
#50
This is from some old tv show:
Baby, you are like fast food.
Huh?
Because I want to take you out
<girl seems interested>
And then I am going to eat you in my car
*** SLAP ***
Nothing is new. We just forget the old.
Aepplet
Profile Joined December 2003
Sweden2908 Posts
July 21 2007 22:56 GMT
#51
extremely conditional:

she: you are so sweet!
you: am i?
(only works if you both speak japanese!)
artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
July 21 2007 23:10 GMT
#52
On July 22 2007 07:56 Aepplet wrote:
extremely conditional:

she: you are so sweet!
you: am i?
(only works if you both speak japanese!)

explain
evolve or die
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
July 21 2007 23:14 GMT
#53
On July 22 2007 02:05 Krohm wrote:
My personal best line I've ever used that work.

"So when are we going to start to making out?"

*Then she kissed me on the cheek*

"You call that making out?"

*Starts making out with me*

It was a proud moment.


I've done this exact same thing at clubs. I just walk up to a girl that maybe I've danced with previously or have had some kind of eye contact with and go, "So are we going to make out or what?" It's meant more to make them laugh at your lameness, then they'll either (a) make out with you (rare), or (b) call you crazy, but still laugh and it will build rapport.

In addition to stuff like that: "Omg, did you just grab my butt?" is gold. Of course, she didn't, but you say it and act like she's trying to pick up on you, then sometimes she'll grab your butt. Totally stupid pick ups, lol, but work!
ishob
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
Norway143 Posts
July 21 2007 23:29 GMT
#54
You have a magnet in your pocket?
(no, why?)
You're very attractive;)
hrmM
Profile Joined November 2005
United States210 Posts
July 22 2007 00:40 GMT
#55
does this smell like chloroform to you?
sMi.hrmM 勇气
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
July 22 2007 00:42 GMT
#56
--- Nuked ---
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
July 22 2007 00:49 GMT
#57
On July 22 2007 09:42 dronebabo wrote:
let this thread die....please...


no way, why should we? this is a monument to lame-ness
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
July 22 2007 00:54 GMT
#58
On July 22 2007 09:42 dronebabo wrote:
let this thread die....please...


Done bad on a date lately ?
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
July 22 2007 00:54 GMT
#59
On July 22 2007 07:43 Ruins wrote:
This is from some old tv show:
Baby, you are like fast food.
Huh?
Because I want to take you out
<girl seems interested>
And then I am going to eat you in my car
*** SLAP ***


LOL I'd like to see that happen to somebody
Use it or lose it
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-22 00:55:43
July 22 2007 00:54 GMT
#60
On July 22 2007 06:23 Smurg wrote:
Hi babemunch, do you like X-men? Because we can both get together and go mutant. Then we can form an anti-mutant movement and destroy the mutants together.


Ah fuck me I laughed pretty hard at that.

I don't use pickup lines, unless "you wanna dance" or the likes counts.
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