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{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 24 2007 07:12 GMT
#141
On July 24 2007 12:43 Steelflight-Rx wrote:
Baby, how'z about you be a corsair, and I be zerg. We can go back to my lair and i'll blast you with my spore colony ;D ;D


what a first post;D

whats the best pickup lines for girls with broken english who will not understand jokes?
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 24 2007 07:20 GMT
#142
On July 23 2007 19:50 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 23 2007 01:05 wishterran wrote:
You: is there a mirror in your pocket
Her: no


well can i do a line off your crotch then


LMAO
dost
Profile Joined December 2006
United States7 Posts
July 24 2007 07:35 GMT
#143
here is one for the nerdy girls:
"hey baby, i wish i was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves"
JesseQ
Profile Joined January 2006
Sweden40 Posts
July 24 2007 07:51 GMT
#144
Hi baby have you ever kissed a rabbit between its ears?
*pull your pockets inside out*
Want to try it out?
merz
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Sweden2760 Posts
July 24 2007 08:20 GMT
#145
Actually I can provide with one a girl pulled off that worked on me ;o

We're inside in a room making out and shes like

"lets go out"

"Wtf? why not stay in.."

"you want a blowjob or not?"

"okay lets go out"
Winners never quit, quitters never win.
Catyoul *
Profile Joined April 2004
France2377 Posts
July 24 2007 09:13 GMT
#146
Calling tlnet : worst disguise for a brag
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
July 24 2007 09:27 GMT
#147
my apm is 250+ ez
rofl want owned?
gg nerd, 1-0
stick to ums maps

^ Apparently how x17 people hook up.
Mango @ U.S.East!
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4654 Posts
August 23 2007 08:25 GMT
#148
Here I am, you still have two wishes remaining.
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
August 23 2007 08:56 GMT
#149
Walk up to her, gently lick the tip of your finger (not sensually, just swift) and then touch her shoulder. Then say:

"Hey, how about we go over to my place and get out of these wet clothes."

Also I must say I love the "fuck me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Rebecca?" one. Gold.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9056 Posts
August 23 2007 09:11 GMT
#150
On August 23 2007 17:25 0x64 wrote:
Here I am, you still have two wishes remaining.

not bad...
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
August 23 2007 09:16 GMT
#151
You may answer 1 time with yes, 1 time with no.

1st "Do you want to fuck me?"

2nd "Did you lie?"
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
Sewi
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany1697 Posts
August 23 2007 10:01 GMT
#152
On July 22 2007 14:58 Arget wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2007 13:53 thoraxe wrote:
On July 22 2007 01:54 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege.



Thats a classic! It will go down through generations of SC players.

btw, this one won't work in the real world.

it might in korea xP


as he said.. it won't work in the real world
"Well, things were going ok until he lost all his stuff" - Tasteless, 17.02.2016
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9593 Posts
August 23 2007 10:18 GMT
#153
"Hey! You wanna take a ride on my spaceship? I can show you the milky way..."
For the curse of life is the curse of want. PC = https://be.pcpartpicker.com/user/LathamTK/builds/#view=CrqmP6
Last.Midnight
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Australia906 Posts
August 23 2007 10:29 GMT
#154
YOU: Do you like time machines?
HER: Nah, not really.
YOU: I'm a pedophile.
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9593 Posts
August 23 2007 10:32 GMT
#155
On August 23 2007 19:29 Last.Midnight wrote:
YOU: Do you like time machines?
HER: Nah, not really.
YOU: I'm a pedophile.


THAT is just fucked up beyond all boundaries.
For the curse of life is the curse of want. PC = https://be.pcpartpicker.com/user/LathamTK/builds/#view=CrqmP6
Last.Midnight
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Australia906 Posts
August 23 2007 10:33 GMT
#156
Wow, now that I think about it there's some sort of strange sense to that.

HAHAHA remember when that guy posted a thread "penis length" and he put up a picture of his dick... oh my god!

Anyway, that pick up line was supposed to be random and weird... I didn't know it actually made some sort of sense. Shit. Now it's less funny. Not that it ever was.
jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
August 23 2007 10:38 GMT
#157
"is your name jenny?"
"no."
"awesome, then we have something in common!"


T_T
http://twitter.com/jhNz
Last.Midnight
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Australia906 Posts
August 23 2007 10:40 GMT
#158
"Is your name Jenny?"
"Yes."
"Oh... cool."
s4rk
Profile Joined December 2003
Philippines137 Posts
August 23 2007 11:43 GMT
#159
very nice how much?
o rly
-DaJ-
Profile Joined April 2004
Switzerland539 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-23 11:54:59
August 23 2007 11:48 GMT
#160
one that worked for me once (but i only tried it once ):

"wanna go to my or your place?"

the other one was already mentinoned on the first page but it REALLY works (very conditional):
my friends were talking to a girl to make fun of me, when i was on the toilet. when i came back she came up to me and said: "are you really gay?"

and i was like:
On July 22 2007 02:28 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
i'm not gay and i can prove it



$sex_count++;
Dear God, my brilliance is becoming a bit of a burden.
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