On July 24 2007 12:43 Steelflight-Rx wrote:
Baby, how'z about you be a corsair, and I be zerg. We can go back to my lair and i'll blast you with my spore colony ;D ;D

what a first post;D

whats the best pickup lines for girls with broken english who will not understand jokes?

Deleted User 3420

24492 Posts

July 24 2007 07:20 GMT

#142

On July 23 2007 19:50 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:

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well can i do a line off your crotch then

LMAO

dost

United States7 Posts

July 24 2007 07:35 GMT

#143

here is one for the nerdy girls:
"hey baby, i wish i was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves"

JesseQ

Sweden40 Posts

July 24 2007 07:51 GMT

#144

Hi baby have you ever kissed a rabbit between its ears?
*pull your pockets inside out*
Want to try it out?

merz

Sweden2760 Posts

July 24 2007 08:20 GMT

#145

Actually I can provide with one a girl pulled off that worked on me ;o

We're inside in a room making out and shes like

"lets go out"

"Wtf? why not stay in.."

"you want a blowjob or not?"

"okay lets go out"

Catyoul

France2377 Posts

July 24 2007 09:13 GMT

#146

Calling tlnet : worst disguise for a brag

Scorpion

United States1974 Posts

July 24 2007 09:27 GMT

#147

my apm is 250+ ez
rofl want owned?
gg nerd, 1-0
stick to ums maps

^ Apparently how x17 people hook up.

0x64

Finland4599 Posts

August 23 2007 08:25 GMT

#148

Here I am, you still have two wishes remaining.

CubEdIn

Romania5359 Posts

August 23 2007 08:56 GMT

#149

Walk up to her, gently lick the tip of your finger (not sensually, just swift) and then touch her shoulder. Then say:

"Hey, how about we go over to my place and get out of these wet clothes."

Also I must say I love the "fuck me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Rebecca?" one. Gold.

Garnet

Vietnam9033 Posts

August 23 2007 09:11 GMT

#150

On August 23 2007 17:25 0x64 wrote:
Here I am, you still have two wishes remaining.

not bad...

NarutO

Germany18839 Posts

August 23 2007 09:16 GMT

#151

You may answer 1 time with yes, 1 time with no.

1st "Do you want to fuck me?"

2nd "Did you lie?"

Sewi

Germany1697 Posts

August 23 2007 10:01 GMT

#152

On July 22 2007 14:58 Arget wrote:

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it might in korea xP

as he said.. it won't work in the real world

Latham

9568 Posts

August 23 2007 10:18 GMT

#153

"Hey! You wanna take a ride on my spaceship? I can show you the milky way..."

Last.Midnight

Australia906 Posts

August 23 2007 10:29 GMT

#154

YOU: Do you like time machines?
HER: Nah, not really.
YOU: I'm a pedophile.

Latham

9568 Posts

August 23 2007 10:32 GMT

#155

On August 23 2007 19:29 Last.Midnight wrote:
YOU: Do you like time machines?
HER: Nah, not really.
YOU: I'm a pedophile.

THAT is just fucked up beyond all boundaries.

Last.Midnight

Australia906 Posts

August 23 2007 10:33 GMT

#156

Wow, now that I think about it there's some sort of strange sense to that.

HAHAHA remember when that guy posted a thread "penis length" and he put up a picture of his dick... oh my god!

Anyway, that pick up line was supposed to be random and weird... I didn't know it actually made some sort of sense. Shit. Now it's less funny. Not that it ever was.

jhNz

Germany2762 Posts

August 23 2007 10:38 GMT

#157

"is your name jenny?"
"no."
"awesome, then we have something in common!"

T_T

Last.Midnight

Australia906 Posts

August 23 2007 10:40 GMT

#158

"Is your name Jenny?"
"Yes."
"Oh... cool."

s4rk

Philippines137 Posts

August 23 2007 11:43 GMT

#159

very nice how much?

-DaJ-

Switzerland539 Posts

August 23 2007 11:48 GMT

#160

one that worked for me once (but i only tried it once

):

"wanna go to my or your place?"

the other one was already mentinoned on the first page but it REALLY works (very conditional):
my friends were talking to a girl to make fun of me, when i was on the toilet. when i came back she came up to me and said: "are you really gay?"

and i was like:

On July 22 2007 02:28 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
i'm not gay and i can prove it

$sex_count++;