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Thailand7026 Posts
On July 24 2007 12:43 Steelflight-Rx wrote: Baby, how'z about you be a corsair, and I be zerg. We can go back to my lair and i'll blast you with my spore colony ;D ;D what a first post;D whats the best pickup lines for girls with broken english who will not understand jokes? | ||
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
On July 23 2007 19:50 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: well can i do a line off your crotch then LMAO | ||
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dost
United States7 Posts
"hey baby, i wish i was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves"  | ||
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JesseQ
Sweden40 Posts
*pull your pockets inside out* Want to try it out? | ||
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merz
Sweden2760 Posts
We're inside in a room making out and shes like "lets go out" "Wtf? why not stay in.." "you want a blowjob or not?" "okay lets go out" | ||
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Catyoul
France2377 Posts
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Scorpion
United States1974 Posts
rofl want owned? gg nerd, 1-0 stick to ums maps ^ Apparently how x17 people hook up. | ||
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0x64
Finland4617 Posts
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
"Hey, how about we go over to my place and get out of these wet clothes." Also I must say I love the "fuck me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Rebecca?" one. Gold. | ||
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Garnet
Vietnam9047 Posts
On August 23 2007 17:25 0x64 wrote: Here I am, you still have two wishes remaining. not bad... | ||
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
1st "Do you want to fuck me?" 2nd "Did you lie?" | ||
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Sewi
Germany1697 Posts
as he said.. it won't work in the real world | ||
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Latham
9582 Posts
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Last.Midnight
Australia906 Posts
HER: Nah, not really. YOU: I'm a pedophile. | ||
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Latham
9582 Posts
On August 23 2007 19:29 Last.Midnight wrote: YOU: Do you like time machines? HER: Nah, not really. YOU: I'm a pedophile. THAT is just fucked up beyond all boundaries. | ||
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Last.Midnight
Australia906 Posts
HAHAHA remember when that guy posted a thread "penis length" and he put up a picture of his dick... oh my god! Anyway, that pick up line was supposed to be random and weird... I didn't know it actually made some sort of sense. Shit. Now it's less funny. Not that it ever was. | ||
jhNz
Germany2762 Posts
"no." "awesome, then we have something in common!" T_T | ||
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Last.Midnight
Australia906 Posts
"Yes." "Oh... cool." | ||
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s4rk
Philippines137 Posts
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-DaJ-
Switzerland539 Posts
 ):"wanna go to my or your place?" the other one was already mentinoned on the first page but it REALLY works (very conditional): my friends were talking to a girl to make fun of me, when i was on the toilet. when i came back she came up to me and said: "are you really gay?" and i was like: On July 22 2007 02:28 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: i'm not gay and i can prove it $sex_count++; | ||
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