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Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
July 23 2007 10:43 GMT
#121
On July 23 2007 19:37 aRod wrote:
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?


this one has been posted AT LEAST 3 times already.... gosh read the thread first man! TT_TT
CustomXSpunjah
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1093 Posts
July 23 2007 10:46 GMT
#122
"are you from Tenessee, cause your the only Ten i see!"

"is there an airport nearby, cause my heart just took off"
beware, the rise of the Protoss is upon us!
CustomXSpunjah
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1093 Posts
July 23 2007 10:48 GMT
#123
oh yeah my favorite one...

"do you sleep on your stomach?"
she answers yes or no...
"can i?"
beware, the rise of the Protoss is upon us!
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 23 2007 10:50 GMT
#124
On July 23 2007 01:05 wishterran wrote:
You: is there a mirror in your pocket
Her: no


well can i do a line off your crotch then
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Power[Xp]
Profile Joined July 2007
Netherlands64 Posts
July 23 2007 17:51 GMT
#125
I heard this pick-up line in ''Dismissed'' once, it was terrible.
You: Is your father a thief?
Her: Why?
You: Because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in ur eyes.
Chosi
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Germany1303 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-23 19:46:33
July 23 2007 18:07 GMT
#126
Best Pickup Line Ever:

Does this smell like Chlorophorm to you?

Sorry has been posted yet.
Someday, you’re going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moons will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. And I just hope I’m still around to see it.
bboyldy
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Korea (North)664 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-23 18:23:46
July 23 2007 18:23 GMT
#127
On July 22 2007 12:37 CaucasianAsian wrote:
"Here's a 20"


QFT
expressing myself through the form of dancing
aeronexus
Profile Joined June 2007
United States392 Posts
July 23 2007 18:37 GMT
#128
lol I think these are made 10 times funnier by the fact that it's 4 am >.<
10 points!
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 23 2007 18:39 GMT
#129
my last night pickup line that worked;

Hi, you are pretty! pretty pretty actually.

she laughs.

Hey dance with me !

she dances with me.

sigh.
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-23 19:04:05
July 23 2007 19:00 GMT
#130
http://xkcd.com/279/

If I could rearrange the alphabet id put your sister and I togather.

Is your father a thief? Because thats totally my jetta you parked outside.

You must be tired, cause youve been running through my mind all night... screaming.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
July 23 2007 19:19 GMT
#131
On July 24 2007 03:39 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
my last night pickup line that worked;

Hi, you are pretty! pretty pretty actually.

she laughs.

Hey dance with me !

she dances with me.

sigh.


Normal Rob's day when he tries to hook up outside of asia:

Hi, you are pretty! pretty pretty actually.

*sprays him in the eyes with pepper spray

Get away from me you freakishly tall monster
Im back, in pog form!
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 23 2007 19:37 GMT
#132
hahahaha
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4600 Posts
July 23 2007 19:41 GMT
#133
ChalismaMAnnnnnnn
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
Chosi
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Germany1303 Posts
July 23 2007 19:52 GMT
#134
I'll post a good one that actually works very good:

*After looking at her for a while - walk over to her*

Sorry, I was thinking for a while but could not come up with something funny or creative and i would just hate myself if I let you leave now. So do you know anything funny I could say to you?

Next she will smile, then she will realize that now that you said something funny she needs to say something now. And you help her out of this situation like that: "We could think about what I could say to you while having a drink?"

Works like a charm.
Someday, you’re going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moons will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. And I just hope I’m still around to see it.
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4600 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-23 20:04:45
July 23 2007 20:02 GMT
#135
I still prefer
Drink me cute or drink me funny (if you are cute and/or funny) offering her...
a glass of water.

One that I use is if the girls starts the conversation or is cheching you out you say "btw nice skirt, I have the same".
If she doesnt think its funny, then I dont think she is worthy of my twisted sense of humour
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
July 24 2007 03:43 GMT
#136
Baby, how'z about you be a corsair, and I be zerg. We can go back to my lair and i'll blast you with my spore colony ;D ;D
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8857 Posts
July 24 2007 05:40 GMT
#137
"I'm rekrul on the internet"
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
July 24 2007 06:06 GMT
#138
On July 24 2007 04:00 DrainX wrote:
http://xkcd.com/279/

If I could rearrange the alphabet id put your sister and I togather.

Is your father a thief? Because thats totally my jetta you parked outside.

You must be tired, cause youve been running through my mind all night... screaming.


Lol I remember reading that.
CustomXSpunjah
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1093 Posts
July 24 2007 06:47 GMT
#139
On July 24 2007 14:40 Flaccid wrote:
"I'm rekrul on the internet"


hahahahaha...that'll work on all the 10's in the house
beware, the rise of the Protoss is upon us!
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
July 24 2007 06:54 GMT
#140
On July 24 2007 03:07 Chosi wrote:
Best Pickup Line Ever:

Does this smell like Chlorophorm to you?

Sorry has been posted yet.


Win.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
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