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IIICodeIIIIIII
Profile Joined April 2006
China1101 Posts
July 21 2007 16:49 GMT
#1
just realized that bad pickup lines are good for something. they are good for making fun of... especially when you are talking to girls. making fun of bad pickup lines is hilarious. in this thread, everyone please post your favorite pickup line, whether it's good or bad. but it has to be memorable, like, it gets an "ohhhh, that's nifty"

i'll start. Bad pickup lines to make fun of:

1) You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

2) Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

3) Hi, my name is chris. I’m funny, financial stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.

4) You must work at subway, because you just gave me a footlong

5) You look tired. Why don’t you sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

i know there has to be others. help me out here!
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
July 21 2007 16:51 GMT
#2
you must be a parking ticket baby, because youve got fine written all over you
AUSSIESCUM
TeamLiquid eSTROgeneral #1 • RIP
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
July 21 2007 16:54 GMT
#3
Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege.
Karma is a bitch
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
July 21 2007 16:57 GMT
#4
--- Nuked ---
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
July 21 2007 17:05 GMT
#5
My personal best line I've ever used that work.

"So when are we going to start to making out?"

*Then she kissed me on the cheek*

"You call that making out?"

*Starts making out with me*

It was a proud moment.
Not bad for a cat toy.
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
July 21 2007 17:10 GMT
#6
On July 22 2007 02:05 Krohm wrote:
My personal best line I've ever used that work.

"So when are we going to start to making out?"

*Then she kissed me on the cheek*

"You call that making out?"

*Starts making out with me*

It was a proud moment.


Gonna remember this
Hope it works XD
Karma is a bitch
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
July 21 2007 17:13 GMT
#7
"Hey baby, wanna get out of here and get some crabs? I mean seafood..."
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
Tadzio
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
3340 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-21 17:15:07
July 21 2007 17:14 GMT
#8
One of my ex's told me these once upon a time...

"I'm a pterodactyl-- rawk, rawk!-- wanna fuck?"

And it's cousin, "I really like your shoes-- wanna fuck?"

I've never actually used them.
PaleMan
Profile Joined October 2002
Russian Federation1953 Posts
July 21 2007 17:19 GMT
#9
On July 22 2007 01:57 LaZyScV wrote:
Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?


this one actually is not so bad
Pure fan
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
July 21 2007 17:21 GMT
#10
do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
July 21 2007 17:28 GMT
#11
Is that a keg in your pants?
Cuz I'd love to tap that ass.
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 21 2007 17:28 GMT
#12
i'm not gay and i can prove it
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
BatTheMan
Profile Joined July 2005
Canada759 Posts
July 21 2007 17:39 GMT
#13
hey uh sweet thang can i buy you a fish sandwich?
aka RichardNPL (RichardNamPhong@Azeroth)
IIICodeIIIIIII
Profile Joined April 2006
China1101 Posts
July 21 2007 17:45 GMT
#14
On July 22 2007 01:54 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege.


hahahahahaha... hahahaha
Sudyn
Profile Joined May 2007
United States744 Posts
July 21 2007 17:51 GMT
#15
On July 22 2007 01:54 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege.


That's gold.
Gaetele banned?
One Page Memory
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Bulgaria2145 Posts
July 21 2007 18:04 GMT
#16
On July 22 2007 02:28 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
i'm not gay and i can prove it

cool
Jin Youngsoo before game with Savior: But, I demanded myself (of composure) by saying: Same old, same old - only a Zerg, only a Zerg
IIICodeIIIIIII
Profile Joined April 2006
China1101 Posts
July 21 2007 18:06 GMT
#17
just made one up.

You know why every other woman here’s been washing they were you tonight? Because you’re talking to THE MANNNNN!

here's a cute one from a friend:
(give her a flower) I just wanted to show this flower you incredibly beautiful you are
IIICodeIIIIIII
Profile Joined April 2006
China1101 Posts
July 21 2007 18:07 GMT
#18
my name is Milk. i'll do your body good.
Aepplet
Profile Joined December 2003
Sweden2908 Posts
July 21 2007 18:14 GMT
#19
On July 22 2007 03:06 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote:
here's a cute one from a friend:
(give her a flower) I just wanted to show this flower you incredibly beautiful you are


wow this is great! i'll use it on my girlfriend!
IIICodeIIIIIII
Profile Joined April 2006
China1101 Posts
July 21 2007 18:26 GMT
#20
On July 22 2007 03:14 Aepplet wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2007 03:06 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote:
here's a cute one from a friend:
(give her a flower) I just wanted to show this flower you incredibly beautiful you are


wow this is great! i'll use it on my girlfriend!


keep us posted!

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