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DarkYoDA
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States1347 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-23 12:06:43
August 23 2007 12:03 GMT
#161
Try this one for someone new:

"Hi girl can you drive me home?"

(Erm, no sorry)

"Ok fine I'll drive you home."
It's a comedy to claim thy superiority when it's anothers' inferiority which elevated thy mediocrity
aBnarf
Profile Joined October 2002
Bangladesh314 Posts
August 24 2007 04:05 GMT
#162
are you from georgia? because you have nice peaches.
F10 P E S Q! lol
fig_newbie
Profile Joined March 2006
749 Posts
August 24 2007 05:13 GMT
#163
Did you fart?


CUZ YOU BLOW ME AWAY!


I actually tried this one at a club, the dudes around were bawling but she looked pretty pissed -_-.
k?
inept.
Profile Joined August 2007
Iceland69 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-24 06:04:18
August 24 2007 06:03 GMT
#164
so bad pick up lines...

Hey i drive a pick up truck, so you know I must be full of pick up lines.

Did you recently join the circus? no? Well then I guess your fuckable material.

was your jersey number 69 in high school? Cool I like sportsy girls!

Are you a pole vaulter? because theres still one more pole you need to mount.

You remind me of pepperspray, you make me never want to open my eyes again
hi im a bundy
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
August 24 2007 08:59 GMT
#165
2 in the morning n i wasted my sleep time reading this thread wtf.
http://www.teamliquid.net/store http://www.teamliquid.net/gallery/
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
August 24 2007 09:11 GMT
#166
"Hey I suck at pickup lines, can I buy you a drink?"

Actually worked twice. Girls love them generous guys.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
August 24 2007 09:44 GMT
#167
On August 24 2007 14:13 fig_newbie wrote:
Did you fart?


CUZ YOU BLOW ME AWAY!


I actually tried this one at a club, the dudes around were bawling but she looked pretty pissed -_-.


omg I can't hold LMAO ^^^^^^
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
August 24 2007 09:48 GMT
#168
On August 24 2007 14:13 fig_newbie wrote:
Did you fart?


CUZ YOU BLOW ME AWAY!


I actually tried this one at a club, the dudes around were bawling but she looked pretty pissed -_-.

HAHAHHAHAH AOMFG
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
August 24 2007 09:53 GMT
#169
On July 22 2007 19:58 Binky1842 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2007 12:33 True_Spike wrote:
"Did it hurt?
-Did what hurt?
- When you fell from the heavens"

"I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?"



I don't have any to add, sorry.


rofl-_-!
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
August 24 2007 11:14 GMT
#170
"Would you like something warm and black inside you?"

"EW GTFO"

"Hey I was talking about getting us a coffee, what the hell did you think?"

Works better if you're actually black though.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27168 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-24 11:46:40
August 24 2007 11:44 GMT
#171
Learn from the master, chumps.



ModeratorGodfather
b_unnies
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
3579 Posts
August 24 2007 12:07 GMT
#172
"Are you an official, cuz you've officially given me a boner"

"Is your dad a baker, cuz you've got a nice set of buns"

"Can i borrow your library card, cuz i wanna check you out"
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4606 Posts
October 25 2007 12:05 GMT
#173
"I can see in your eyes that you wish to become a spore because you are really starting to creep me out"
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43667 Posts
October 25 2007 12:12 GMT
#174
"I can tell already that we're gonna end up having sex tonight..."
"wtf why?!?"
"Because I'm stronger than you "
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
prodiG
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada2016 Posts
April 01 2010 06:11 GMT
#175
shameless bump:

i'd like to stick my firebat in your bunker
wanna see my greater spire?

best icebreaker: "Hello, I have a giant penis."
ESV Mapmaking Team || http://twitter.com/prodiGsc || Real talk, I don't have time to sugar-coat it for you sir
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
April 01 2010 06:32 GMT
#176
You should probably learn how to feel shame. It can be useful in times like these.
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