EPT"Hi girl can you drive me home?"
(Erm, no sorry)
"Ok fine I'll drive you home."
calling tlnet : worst pickup lines - Page 9
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DarkYoDA
United States1347 Posts
"Hi girl can you drive me home?" (Erm, no sorry) "Ok fine I'll drive you home." | ||
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aBnarf
Bangladesh314 Posts
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fig_newbie
749 Posts
CUZ YOU BLOW ME AWAY! I actually tried this one at a club, the dudes around were bawling but she looked pretty pissed -_-. | ||
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inept.
Iceland69 Posts
Hey i drive a pick up truck, so you know I must be full of pick up lines. Did you recently join the circus? no? Well then I guess your fuckable material. was your jersey number 69 in high school? Cool I like sportsy girls! Are you a pole vaulter? because theres still one more pole you need to mount. You remind me of pepperspray, you make me never want to open my eyes again | ||
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mnm
United States4493 Posts
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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
Actually worked twice. Girls love them generous guys. | ||
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
On August 24 2007 14:13 fig_newbie wrote: Did you fart? CUZ YOU BLOW ME AWAY! I actually tried this one at a club, the dudes around were bawling but she looked pretty pissed -_-. omg I can't hold LMAO ^^^^^^ | ||
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pyrogenetix
China5098 Posts
On August 24 2007 14:13 fig_newbie wrote: Did you fart? CUZ YOU BLOW ME AWAY! I actually tried this one at a club, the dudes around were bawling but she looked pretty pissed -_-. HAHAHHAHAH AOMFG | ||
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
rofl-_-! | ||
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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
"EW GTFO" "Hey I was talking about getting us a coffee, what the hell did you think?" Works better if you're actually black though. | ||
Manifesto7
Osaka27154 Posts
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b_unnies
3579 Posts
"Is your dad a baker, cuz you've got a nice set of buns" "Can i borrow your library card, cuz i wanna check you out" | ||
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0x64
Finland4576 Posts
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KwarK
United States43185 Posts
"wtf why?!?" "Because I'm stronger than you  " | ||
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prodiG
Canada2016 Posts
i'd like to stick my firebat in your bunker wanna see my greater spire? best icebreaker: "Hello, I have a giant penis." | ||
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SonuvBob
Aiur21549 Posts
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