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IIICodeIIIIIII
Profile Joined April 2006
China1101 Posts
July 21 2007 18:30 GMT
#21
On July 22 2007 01:54 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege.


baby, i want to spawn broodling in your medic
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 21 2007 18:30 GMT
#22
On July 22 2007 02:05 Krohm wrote:
My personal best line I've ever used that work.

"So when are we going to start to making out?"

*Then she kissed me on the cheek*

"You call that making out?"

*Starts making out with me*

It was a proud moment.


Experienced something similar.

"Touch my penis"

*touches it*

"very biiig"

hum! wtf moment.
IIICodeIIIIIII
Profile Joined April 2006
China1101 Posts
July 21 2007 18:31 GMT
#23
baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together
IIICodeIIIIIII
Profile Joined April 2006
China1101 Posts
July 21 2007 18:31 GMT
#24
On July 22 2007 03:30 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2007 02:05 Krohm wrote:
My personal best line I've ever used that work.

"So when are we going to start to making out?"

*Then she kissed me on the cheek*

"You call that making out?"

*Starts making out with me*

It was a proud moment.


Experienced something similar.

"Touch my penis"

*touches it*

"very biiig"

hum! wtf moment.


dude ur kidding. did that actually happen?
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada3819 Posts
July 21 2007 18:40 GMT
#25
On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote:
baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together

So this is why there are no Chinese stand-up comics.
LastWish
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
2015 Posts
July 21 2007 18:42 GMT
#26
A : Hi, do you know what the time is?
B : It's --:--.
A : So... I have a hour free then. Are we fucking?
- It's all just treason - They bring me down with their lies - Don't know the reason - My life is fire and ice -
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 21 2007 18:45 GMT
#27
On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2007 03:30 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
On July 22 2007 02:05 Krohm wrote:
My personal best line I've ever used that work.

"So when are we going to start to making out?"

*Then she kissed me on the cheek*

"You call that making out?"

*Starts making out with me*

It was a proud moment.


Experienced something similar.

"Touch my penis"

*touches it*

"very biiig"

hum! wtf moment.


dude ur kidding. did that actually happen?


I am 100% honest here, it went exactly like that.
IIICodeIIIIIII
Profile Joined April 2006
China1101 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-21 19:05:49
July 21 2007 19:03 GMT
#28
On July 22 2007 03:40 Smurg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote:
baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together

So this is why there are no Chinese stand-up comics.


stupid australian, just because youre rude doesn't mean youre funny. gtfo

take some advice smarty. being a clown doesn't make you a comedian. that you pulled out of your ass was uncalled for and completely out of nowhere. baka.

you are ruining the thread. and why is this pickup thread making you self conscious anyways? just leave.

not gg.

haha. smurg. now that's funny.

<spoiler>EDIT: in the case that you weren't trolling, my apologies.</spoiler>
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
July 21 2007 19:05 GMT
#29
On July 22 2007 04:03 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2007 03:40 Smurg wrote:
On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote:
baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together

So this is why there are no Chinese stand-up comics.


stupid australian, just because youre rude doesn't mean youre funny. gtfo

take some advice smarty. being a clown doesn't make you a comedian. that you pulled out of your ass was uncalled for and completely out of nowhere. baka.

you are ruining the thread. and why is this pickup thread making you self conscious anyways? just leave.

not gg.

haha. smurg. now that's funny.


Temp banned for being a bitch.
why so 진지해?
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
July 21 2007 19:08 GMT
#30
Pickup lines own. Doesn't matter how corny they are if you deliver them right they are always hilarious and always work.
why so 진지해?
kroko
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Finland2136 Posts
July 21 2007 19:14 GMT
#31
Era of lame pickup lines will be over soon !!
I am working with group of engineers, we r making electric pussygettinmachine. Prototype is ready and we only need to do final testing before we release it. We need betatesters. Partypeople over 18-years old, send me PM if u wanna be part of one of greatest inventions since spoon. Include your penissize and how many partners you have had in the past in PM. Othervise the format of the PM is free.
[image loading]
I have Sick Timing and UnReal Macro
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
July 21 2007 19:26 GMT
#32
I hope you're relligious cuz i'm the answer to your prayers.
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
5HITCOMBO
Profile Joined March 2006
Japan2239 Posts
July 21 2007 19:27 GMT
#33
Have you ever had sex with a machine? 'Cuz that's what it's like with me.

'Cuz I'm a sex machine.
I live in perpetual fear of terrorists and studio gangsters
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
July 21 2007 19:35 GMT
#34
On July 22 2007 04:27 5HITCOMBO wrote:
Have you ever had sex with a machine? 'Cuz that's what it's like with me.

'Cuz I'm a sex machine.


thats about as lame as it gets, i think we have a winner
why so 진지해?
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 21 2007 19:36 GMT
#35
is China any fun to go out?
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
July 21 2007 19:36 GMT
#36
On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote:
baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together


lol wtf...
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
Sudyn
Profile Joined May 2007
United States744 Posts
July 21 2007 19:39 GMT
#37
People like Code make me wonder if I'm really proud to be Chinese.

Oh well. I'm only 62.5% Chinese.
Gaetele banned?
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
July 21 2007 19:41 GMT
#38
I love you ~~
alpskomleko
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Slovenia950 Posts
July 21 2007 19:53 GMT
#39
There was this curly black semi-beauty at a party.

I walked up and screamed in her ear: "Hey, you've got black hair!"

It worked o_O
players do games, press mens do their things. and fans do make good cheers.
Aepplet
Profile Joined December 2003
Sweden2908 Posts
July 21 2007 20:09 GMT
#40
On July 22 2007 04:53 alpskomleko wrote:
There was this curly black semi-beauty at a party.

I walked up and screamed in her ear: "Hey, you've got black hair!"

It worked o_O


something tells me it's got nothing to do with what you said...
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