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On July 22 2007 07:43 Ruins wrote: This is from some old tv show: Baby, you are like fast food. Huh? Because I want to take you out <girl seems interested> And then I am going to eat you in my car *** SLAP ***
this wins in my book. Greatest ever.
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Australia3818 Posts
Hey sweetheart, if I was a golfer and you were my caddy you'd always be giving me woods.
Hey lucky lady, you are smelling really nice tonight, like BBQ ribs glazed with honey, I would like to wear a bib and rip you apart and get all of your grease and filth on my fingers and face.
Sexy mama, you blow my trumpet long time and the only note I can get is CUM SHARP.
Booty bouncer you make my heart pound, I would like to tie you up and dip you in a gigantic vat of mayonnaise and then roll you in seasoning and I would like to Kentucky Fried fuck you.
Take off all of my clothes and dry clean them.
Hi bitch, now that I've got your attention, let's make love and watch power rangers together.
Captain planet, with our powers combined we shall fuck everyone in the world.
Can you come to my house and cook and clean for me? Because I have no job or friends.
Yeah, I've got issues recently. Come and check them out!
1, 2, 3. S-T-D.
All tried & tested. All of them work except for the STD one.
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On July 22 2007 10:13 Smurg wrote: Booty bouncer you make my heart pound, I would like to tie you up and dip you in a gigantic vat of mayonnaise and then roll you in seasoning and I would like to Kentucky Fried fuck you. Best.
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This thread is now the ultimate Pick-Up line thread. Someone copy all the old ones over to here.
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Are those moonpants cuz that ass is outta this world!
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One i find funny, but it might loose it meaning when translated.
"You wouldn't happen to be a nurse, cause i hurt my knee when i fell for you"
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On July 22 2007 09:54 XDawn wrote:Show nested quote +On July 22 2007 07:43 Ruins wrote: This is from some old tv show: Baby, you are like fast food. Huh? Because I want to take you out <girl seems interested> And then I am going to eat you in my car *** SLAP *** LOL I'd like to see that happen to somebody
Haha omg. . . That is the best one!!
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together
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"Did it hurt? -Did what hurt? - When you fell from the heavens"
"I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?"
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On July 22 2007 09:40 hrmM wrote: does this smell like chloroform to you?
That's up there with "So... is the rohypnol working yet?"
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Korea (South)11568 Posts
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You have a boyfriend? no want one? yes. well come talk to me when u want a manfriend
hahahha this one is awesome;
do you work for ups? i could've sworn i saw u checkin out my package
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On July 22 2007 07:09 minus_human wrote:Show nested quote +On July 22 2007 06:32 gneGne wrote: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice nice, this might actually work Here's another You:Fat penguin Her:What? You Sorry i wanted to break the ice
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Buffs can be dispelled, but sockets are forever.
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are you my homework? cause i would do you on the table :D
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Canada7170 Posts
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-hey that shirt is quite becoming on you, and if i were on you, i'd be coming too
-did you eat lucky charms for breakfast? because you're magically delicious
-are your parents retarded? because you're really special
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On July 22 2007 01:54 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote: Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege.
Thats a classic! It will go down through generations of SC players.
btw, this one won't work in the real world.
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Valhalla18444 Posts
hey baby i know dronebabo
no.. not irl but you know like.. i sorta know him i mean i talk to him on bnet
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You: Have you ever kissed a bunny between it's ears? Her: No ::pulls out pockets to form bunny ears:: You: Wanna try?
If you catch a glance from a girl, go up to her and say: "Are you looking at my beautiful penis?" she says "WHAT?" "I said, You look like the beautiful Venis".
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