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XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
July 22 2007 01:06 GMT
#61
On July 22 2007 07:43 Ruins wrote:
This is from some old tv show:
Baby, you are like fast food.
Huh?
Because I want to take you out
<girl seems interested>
And then I am going to eat you in my car
*** SLAP ***


this wins in my book. Greatest ever.
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-22 01:16:03
July 22 2007 01:13 GMT
#62
Hey sweetheart, if I was a golfer and you were my caddy you'd always be giving me woods.

Hey lucky lady, you are smelling really nice tonight, like BBQ ribs glazed with honey, I would like to wear a bib and rip you apart and get all of your grease and filth on my fingers and face.

Sexy mama, you blow my trumpet long time and the only note I can get is CUM SHARP.

Booty bouncer you make my heart pound, I would like to tie you up and dip you in a gigantic vat of mayonnaise and then roll you in seasoning and I would like to Kentucky Fried fuck you.

Take off all of my clothes and dry clean them.

Hi bitch, now that I've got your attention, let's make love and watch power rangers together.

Captain planet, with our powers combined we shall fuck everyone in the world.

Can you come to my house and cook and clean for me? Because I have no job or friends.

Yeah, I've got issues recently. Come and check them out!

1, 2, 3. S-T-D.

All tried & tested. All of them work except for the STD one.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
July 22 2007 01:37 GMT
#63
On July 22 2007 10:13 Smurg wrote:
Booty bouncer you make my heart pound, I would like to tie you up and dip you in a gigantic vat of mayonnaise and then roll you in seasoning and I would like to Kentucky Fried fuck you.

Best.
davidgurt
Profile Joined September 2006
United States1355 Posts
July 22 2007 01:59 GMT
#64
This thread is now the ultimate Pick-Up line thread. Someone copy all the old ones over to here.
There's crashing?
jeddus
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States832 Posts
July 22 2007 02:08 GMT
#65
Are those moonpants cuz that ass is outta this world!
sex appeal
EsbenPM
Profile Joined April 2006
Denmark364 Posts
July 22 2007 02:41 GMT
#66
One i find funny, but it might loose it meaning when translated.

"You wouldn't happen to be a nurse, cause i hurt my knee when i fell for you"
Hi
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
July 22 2007 03:18 GMT
#67
On July 22 2007 09:54 XDawn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2007 07:43 Ruins wrote:
This is from some old tv show:
Baby, you are like fast food.
Huh?
Because I want to take you out
<girl seems interested>
And then I am going to eat you in my car
*** SLAP ***


LOL I'd like to see that happen to somebody


Haha omg. . .
That is the best one!!
Karma is a bitch
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
July 22 2007 03:28 GMT
#68
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
True_Spike
Profile Joined July 2004
Poland3426 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-22 03:34:59
July 22 2007 03:33 GMT
#69
"Did it hurt?
-Did what hurt?
- When you fell from the heavens"

"I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?"
sc0rchedst0rm
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Ireland176 Posts
July 22 2007 03:36 GMT
#70
On July 22 2007 09:40 hrmM wrote:
does this smell like chloroform to you?


That's up there with "So... is the rohypnol working yet?"
Kill a man, you're a murderer. Kill 100 men, you're a hero. Kill 1000 men, LVL UP!!!
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11586 Posts
July 22 2007 03:37 GMT
#71
"Here's a 20"
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
July 22 2007 03:40 GMT
#72
You have a boyfriend?
no
want one?
yes.
well come talk to me when u want a manfriend


hahahha this one is awesome;

do you work for ups?
i could've sworn i saw u checkin out my package
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
CCHS
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States614 Posts
July 22 2007 03:41 GMT
#73
On July 22 2007 07:09 minus_human wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2007 06:32 gneGne wrote:
How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice


nice, this might actually work

Here's another
You:Fat penguin
Her:What?
You Sorry i wanted to break the ice
Believe in the Ball! Throw Yourself!
anch
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States5457 Posts
July 22 2007 03:45 GMT
#74
Buffs can be dispelled,
but sockets are forever.
Evopanda
Profile Joined May 2007
United States21 Posts
July 22 2007 04:04 GMT
#75
are you my homework? cause i would do you on the table :D
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
July 22 2007 04:08 GMT
#76
o_x | Ow. | 1003 ESPORTS dollars | If you have any questions about bans please PM Kennigit
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
July 22 2007 04:38 GMT
#77
-hey that shirt is quite becoming on you, and if i were on you, i'd be coming too

-did you eat lucky charms for breakfast? because you're magically delicious

-are your parents retarded? because you're really special
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-22 04:54:43
July 22 2007 04:53 GMT
#78
On July 22 2007 01:54 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege.



Thats a classic! It will go down through generations of SC players.

btw, this one won't work in the real world.
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 22 2007 04:56 GMT
#79
hey baby i know dronebabo

no.. not irl but you know like.. i sorta know him i mean i talk to him on bnet
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
alphaentity
Profile Joined August 2005
United States525 Posts
July 22 2007 05:03 GMT
#80
You: Have you ever kissed a bunny between it's ears?
Her: No
::pulls out pockets to form bunny ears::
You: Wanna try?

If you catch a glance from a girl, go up to her and say: "Are you looking at my beautiful penis?"
she says "WHAT?"
"I said, You look like the beautiful Venis".
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