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XCetron
5226 Posts
On July 22 2007 07:43 Ruins wrote: This is from some old tv show: Baby, you are like fast food. Huh? Because I want to take you out <girl seems interested> And then I am going to eat you in my car *** SLAP *** this wins in my book. Greatest ever. | ||
Smurg
Australia3818 Posts
Hey lucky lady, you are smelling really nice tonight, like BBQ ribs glazed with honey, I would like to wear a bib and rip you apart and get all of your grease and filth on my fingers and face. Sexy mama, you blow my trumpet long time and the only note I can get is CUM SHARP. Booty bouncer you make my heart pound, I would like to tie you up and dip you in a gigantic vat of mayonnaise and then roll you in seasoning and I would like to Kentucky Fried fuck you. Take off all of my clothes and dry clean them. Hi bitch, now that I've got your attention, let's make love and watch power rangers together. Captain planet, with our powers combined we shall fuck everyone in the world. Can you come to my house and cook and clean for me? Because I have no job or friends. Yeah, I've got issues recently. Come and check them out! 1, 2, 3. S-T-D. All tried & tested. All of them work except for the STD one. | ||
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DeadVessel
United States6269 Posts
On July 22 2007 10:13 Smurg wrote: Booty bouncer you make my heart pound, I would like to tie you up and dip you in a gigantic vat of mayonnaise and then roll you in seasoning and I would like to Kentucky Fried fuck you. Best. | ||
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davidgurt
United States1355 Posts
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jeddus
United States832 Posts
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EsbenPM
Denmark364 Posts
"You wouldn't happen to be a nurse, cause i hurt my knee when i fell for you" | ||
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SiZ.FaNtAsY
Korea (South)1497 Posts
Haha omg. . . That is the best one!! | ||
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Seraphim
United States4467 Posts
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True_Spike
Poland3426 Posts
-Did what hurt? - When you fell from the heavens" "I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?" | ||
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sc0rchedst0rm
Ireland176 Posts
On July 22 2007 09:40 hrmM wrote: does this smell like chloroform to you? That's up there with "So... is the rohypnol working yet?" | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11584 Posts
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
no want one? yes. well come talk to me when u want a manfriend hahahha this one is awesome; do you work for ups? i could've sworn i saw u checkin out my package | ||
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CCHS
United States614 Posts
Here's another You:Fat penguin Her:What? You Sorry i wanted to break the ice | ||
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anch
United States5457 Posts
but sockets are forever. | ||
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Evopanda
United States21 Posts
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mikeymoo
Canada7170 Posts
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Day[9]
United States7366 Posts
-did you eat lucky charms for breakfast? because you're magically delicious -are your parents retarded? because you're really special | ||
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thoraxe
United States1449 Posts
On July 22 2007 01:54 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote: Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege. Thats a classic! It will go down through generations of SC players. btw, this one won't work in the real world. | ||
FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
no.. not irl but you know like.. i sorta know him i mean i talk to him on bnet | ||
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alphaentity
United States525 Posts
Her: No ::pulls out pockets to form bunny ears:: You: Wanna try? If you catch a glance from a girl, go up to her and say: "Are you looking at my beautiful penis?" she says "WHAT?" "I said, You look like the beautiful Venis". | ||
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