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L!MP
Australia2067 Posts
wtf. i was going to say this one -_- | ||
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istealhotelsoap
United States514 Posts
On July 22 2007 13:08 mikeymoo wrote: LOL. | ||
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dementus
Singapore1153 Posts
and lol, did the op get temp banned for this gem: On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together | ||
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crazie-penguin
United States1253 Posts
On July 22 2007 14:03 alphaentity wrote: You: Have you ever kissed a bunny between it's ears? Her: No ::pulls out pockets to form bunny ears:: You: Wanna try? If you catch a glance from a girl, go up to her and say: "Are you looking at my beautiful penis?" she says "WHAT?" "I said, You look like the beautiful Venis". What if she doesn't say "WHAT?" or actually heard you. or are you supposed to say it fast and inaudible xD. | ||
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minus_human
4784 Posts
On July 22 2007 12:33 True_Spike wrote: "I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?" ROFL keep em coming | ||
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Arget
United States87 Posts
On July 22 2007 13:53 thoraxe wrote: Thats a classic! It will go down through generations of SC players. btw, this one won't work in the real world. it might in korea xP | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
http://linesthataregood.com/ Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? (Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it." Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? Hi. Are you cute? Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?) If you see a girl leaving the bar: "Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home." " another bar." or whatever." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?" (Approach a group of them): I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first? Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. (give the person a bottle of tequila or a drink or whatever) Drink this, then call me when you're ready. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On July 22 2007 14:47 crazie-penguin wrote: What if she doesn't say "WHAT?" or actually heard you. or are you supposed to say it fast and inaudible xD. Usually at bars its really loud and hard to hear, this would be the best time to use this line. You should be shouting it into her ear so she can't see your lips pronounce the words. She will instantly turn and go WTF? But no one knows who Venus is anyways, other than the planet so I don't think it would work. | ||
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
On July 22 2007 13:38 Day[9] wrote: -are your parents retarded? because you're really special Wow. Just wow. I don't use pick-up lines but GODDAMN am I gonna try this one. It's pure genious, you can just pick the ones with good sense of humour from the first shot. Nice! | ||
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Vin{MBL}
5185 Posts
so cute  Another one is... (when she asks your name) Bond, James Bond. | ||
FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On July 22 2007 16:38 CubEdIn wrote: Wow. Just wow. I don't use pick-up lines but GODDAMN am I gonna try this one. It's pure genious, you can just pick the ones with good sense of humour from the first shot. Nice! "ARE YOU A RETARD?  " "....what?!" "....do you wanna have sex now" | ||
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5HITCOMBO
Japan2239 Posts
But I guess I already am. | ||
mikeymoo
Canada7170 Posts
On July 22 2007 17:17 Vin{MBL} wrote: Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. Calling her mother to thank her is ill-advised, imo. | ||
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x_woof_x
United States659 Posts
On July 22 2007 12:28 Seraphim wrote: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together this ones good! On July 22 2007 17:35 mikeymoo wrote: Calling her mother to thank her is ill-advised, imo. yes. she might get the wrong idea. | ||
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ITF
Canada11 Posts
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funkie
Venezuela9377 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
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yubee
United States3826 Posts
PS there's like a ~.2% chance that this could fail | ||
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Scorpion
United States1974 Posts
._.''' Did it hurt? "What?" The fall from your original KeSPa spot? HAHAHA! | ||
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Binky1842
United States2599 Posts
On July 22 2007 12:33 True_Spike wrote: "Did it hurt? -Did what hurt? - When you fell from the heavens" "I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?" I don't have any to add, sorry. | ||
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