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L!MP
Profile Joined March 2003
Australia2067 Posts
July 22 2007 05:15 GMT
#81
On July 22 2007 07:09 minus_human wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2007 06:32 gneGne wrote:
How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice


nice, this might actually work

wtf. i was going to say this one -_-
istealhotelsoap
Profile Joined February 2007
United States514 Posts
July 22 2007 05:22 GMT
#82
On July 22 2007 13:08 mikeymoo wrote:


LOL.
dementus
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Singapore1151 Posts
July 22 2007 05:27 GMT
#83
this thread delivers, some really cringe-worthy lines in here.

and lol, did the op get temp banned for this gem:

On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote:
baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together
"I couldn't stop myself from having unreal macro and sick timing senses."
crazie-penguin
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States1253 Posts
July 22 2007 05:47 GMT
#84
On July 22 2007 14:03 alphaentity wrote:
You: Have you ever kissed a bunny between it's ears?
Her: No
::pulls out pockets to form bunny ears::
You: Wanna try?

If you catch a glance from a girl, go up to her and say: "Are you looking at my beautiful penis?"
she says "WHAT?"
"I said, You look like the beautiful Venis".


What if she doesn't say "WHAT?" or actually heard you. or are you supposed to say it fast and inaudible xD.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-22 05:54:05
July 22 2007 05:49 GMT
#85
On July 22 2007 12:33 True_Spike wrote:
"I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?"


ROFL

keep em coming
Arget
Profile Joined May 2007
United States87 Posts
July 22 2007 05:58 GMT
#86
On July 22 2007 13:53 thoraxe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2007 01:54 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege.



Thats a classic! It will go down through generations of SC players.

btw, this one won't work in the real world.

it might in korea xP
sAviOr fan!
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-22 07:48:09
July 22 2007 07:28 GMT
#87
http://www.pickuphelp.com/

http://linesthataregood.com/

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."

Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home.

Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

Hi. Are you cute?

Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

If you see a girl leaving the bar:
"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home." " another bar." or whatever." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?"

(Approach a group of them):
I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

(give the person a bottle of tequila or a drink or whatever) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
July 22 2007 07:34 GMT
#88
On July 22 2007 14:47 crazie-penguin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2007 14:03 alphaentity wrote:
You: Have you ever kissed a bunny between it's ears?
Her: No
::pulls out pockets to form bunny ears::
You: Wanna try?

If you catch a glance from a girl, go up to her and say: "Are you looking at my beautiful penis?"
she says "WHAT?"
"I said, You look like the beautiful Venis".


What if she doesn't say "WHAT?" or actually heard you. or are you supposed to say it fast and inaudible xD.


Usually at bars its really loud and hard to hear, this would be the best time to use this line. You should be shouting it into her ear so she can't see your lips pronounce the words. She will instantly turn and go WTF? But no one knows who Venus is anyways, other than the planet so I don't think it would work.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
July 22 2007 07:38 GMT
#89
On July 22 2007 13:38 Day[9] wrote:
-are your parents retarded? because you're really special


Wow. Just wow.

I don't use pick-up lines but GODDAMN am I gonna try this one.

It's pure genious, you can just pick the ones with good sense of humour from the first shot. Nice!
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
July 22 2007 08:17 GMT
#90
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.




so cute

Another one is...

(when she asks your name)
Bond, James Bond.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 22 2007 08:18 GMT
#91
On July 22 2007 16:38 CubEdIn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2007 13:38 Day[9] wrote:
-are your parents retarded? because you're really special


Wow. Just wow.

I don't use pick-up lines but GODDAMN am I gonna try this one.

It's pure genious, you can just pick the ones with good sense of humour from the first shot. Nice!


"ARE YOU A RETARD? "
"....what?!"
"....do you wanna have sex now"
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
5HITCOMBO
Profile Joined March 2006
Japan2239 Posts
July 22 2007 08:21 GMT
#92
If I could be any animal I wanted, I'd probably be a sex animal.

But I guess I already am.
I live in perpetual fear of terrorists and studio gangsters
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
July 22 2007 08:35 GMT
#93
On July 22 2007 17:17 Vin{MBL} wrote:
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.



Calling her mother to thank her is ill-advised, imo.
o_x | Ow. | 1003 ESPORTS dollars | If you have any questions about bans please PM Kennigit
x_woof_x
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States659 Posts
July 22 2007 09:24 GMT
#94
On July 22 2007 12:28 Seraphim wrote:
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together


this ones good!

On July 22 2007 17:35 mikeymoo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2007 17:17 Vin{MBL} wrote:
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.



Calling her mother to thank her is ill-advised, imo.


yes. she might get the wrong idea.
STOP...... Manner time. 윤상현
ITF
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada11 Posts
July 22 2007 09:29 GMT
#95
Hey sweety, got any rasin's ? no? How bout a date?
Ask me no questions and ill tell you no lies.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
July 22 2007 10:13 GMT
#96
NINTENDO SIXTY FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 22 2007 10:15 GMT
#97
get in the car GET IN THE FUCKING CAR
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-22 10:35:58
July 22 2007 10:35 GMT
#98
hey fuck me if i'm wrong but isn't your name rebecca

PS there's like a ~.2% chance that this could fail
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
July 22 2007 10:53 GMT
#99
Are you a terrorist? Cause you're the bomb!


._.'''

Did it hurt?
"What?"
The fall from your original KeSPa spot?

HAHAHA!
Mango @ U.S.East!
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
July 22 2007 10:58 GMT
#100
On July 22 2007 12:33 True_Spike wrote:
"Did it hurt?
-Did what hurt?
- When you fell from the heavens"

"I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?"



I don't have any to add, sorry.
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
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