On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote:
baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together

Jesus.. that fails on so many levels.

Equinox_kr

United States7395 Posts

July 22 2007 11:36 GMT

#102

On July 22 2007 06:32 gneGne wrote:
How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

That works actually

ZaplinG

United States3818 Posts

July 22 2007 12:00 GMT

#103

If you were a lazer gun, you would be set on stunning

ReTr0[p.S]

Argentina1590 Posts

July 22 2007 13:41 GMT

#104

On July 22 2007 19:15 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
get in the car GET IN THE FUCKING CAR

Ahahah

Only one that actually made me laugh :p

Fen

Australia1848 Posts

July 22 2007 14:04 GMT

#105

Hey, I bet you contribute a lot to global warming.
Because your hot.

CharlieMurphy

United States22895 Posts

July 22 2007 14:21 GMT

#106

Man that pickup line by Niel Patrick Harris was terrible, can't believe i wasted time watching that.

Zeenix

United States47 Posts

July 22 2007 14:57 GMT

#107

On July 22 2007 19:53 Scorpion wrote:
Did it hurt?
"What?"
The fall from your original KeSPa spot?

HAHAHA!

Omg....

This has win written all over it.

wishterran

United States1045 Posts

July 22 2007 16:05 GMT

#108

You: *runs hand across her shoulder blades momentarily*
You: hmm...that's interesting...
Her: what????? (confused)
You: i was trying to find your wings

You: is there a mirror in your pocket
Her: wtf
You: because i can see myself in your pants

You: did it hurt?
Her: what?
You: did it hurt...when you fell from heaven

You: you know what i heard when i first saw you?
Her: no, what
You: *siren noise*
Her: wtf
You: the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away

You: have we met
Her: no
You: must have seen you in my dreams

a couple taken from night at the roxbury. all really gay.

Smurg

Australia3818 Posts

July 22 2007 21:34 GMT

#109

On July 23 2007 01:05 wishterran wrote:
You: *runs hand across her shoulder blades momentarily*
You: hmm...that's interesting...
Her: what????? (confused)
You: i was trying to find your wings

You: is there a mirror in your pocket
Her: wtf
You: because i can see myself in your pants

You: did it hurt?
Her: what?
You: did it hurt...when you fell from heaven

You: you know what i heard when i first saw you?
Her: no, what
You: *siren noise*
Her: wtf
You: the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away

You: have we met
Her: no
You: must have seen you in my dreams

a couple taken from night at the roxbury. all really gay.

Gay like a fox.

Wishterran can I use a pickup line on you?

InFiNitY[pG]

Germany3474 Posts

July 22 2007 22:11 GMT

#110

"Your teeth are like the stars. So yellow and so far apart"

"do you mind if i smoke?" "i wouldn't even mind if you burn"

and another really sad pickup line is
"you know what would look good on you? Me"

My favorite is probably
"did anyone ever tell you that you have two different eyes?
One's more beautiful than the other" (may not work so well in english tho)

Elgar

United States231 Posts

July 22 2007 22:23 GMT

#111

Let's play Pearl Harbor. I'll lie down and you can blow the %@#! out of me.

Hope no one was offended =p

JSL

22 Posts

July 22 2007 22:34 GMT

#112

- Hey, don't argue get in!!!!!!
- Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
- You're ugly but you intrigue me.
- Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
- Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful Slut in this joint?
- you want IQ or Dick?
- here, drink me cute! (giving some alc)

just call the best looking girl NERD all night, some girlfriend of her's will come to you and ask you why! then say " I wanted to talk and meet YOU sexy, f*ck her she's nerd!"!

decafchicken

United States20089 Posts

July 23 2007 05:53 GMT

#113

I dont know if this counts as a pick up line but:
*girl asks to see my hat*
me: whats the magic word?
her: please?
me: nope
her: I'll suck your dick?
me: that works

and my personal favorite:
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Great for breaking the ice :p

semioldguy

United States7488 Posts

July 23 2007 06:28 GMT

#114

[pirate voice]
Arrrr, you must be buried treasure, because I'm diggin your chest.
[/pirate voice]

You must be from Tennessee, 'cuz you're the only 10 I see.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Z-BosoN

Brazil2590 Posts

July 23 2007 09:01 GMT

#115

Hey, do you have a map?

-why?

Answer 1: Cuz I got lost in your eyes, baby.
Answer 2: Cuz I gotta find a way into you heart

My personal favorite:

Gokey

United States2722 Posts

July 23 2007 09:33 GMT

#116

On July 22 2007 19:15 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
get in the car GET IN THE FUCKING CAR

Hahahahahahahhaa... classic

teh leet newb

United States1999 Posts

July 23 2007 09:51 GMT

#117

On July 22 2007 02:05 Krohm wrote:
My personal best line I've ever used that work.

"So when are we going to start to making out?"

*Then she kissed me on the cheek*

"You call that making out?"

*Starts making out with me*

It was a proud moment.

Wow wtf that actually worked?