On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together
You: *runs hand across her shoulder blades momentarily* You: hmm...that's interesting... Her: what????? (confused) You: i was trying to find your wings
You: is there a mirror in your pocket Her: wtf You: because i can see myself in your pants
You: did it hurt? Her: what? You: did it hurt...when you fell from heaven
You: you know what i heard when i first saw you? Her: no, what You: *siren noise* Her: wtf You: the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away
You: have we met Her: no You: must have seen you in my dreams
a couple taken from night at the roxbury. all really gay.
On July 23 2007 01:05 wishterran wrote: You: *runs hand across her shoulder blades momentarily* You: hmm...that's interesting... Her: what????? (confused) You: i was trying to find your wings
You: is there a mirror in your pocket Her: wtf You: because i can see myself in your pants
You: did it hurt? Her: what? You: did it hurt...when you fell from heaven
You: you know what i heard when i first saw you? Her: no, what You: *siren noise* Her: wtf You: the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away
You: have we met Her: no You: must have seen you in my dreams
a couple taken from night at the roxbury. all really gay.
"Your teeth are like the stars. So yellow and so far apart"
"do you mind if i smoke?" "i wouldn't even mind if you burn"
and another really sad pickup line is "you know what would look good on you? Me"
My favorite is probably "did anyone ever tell you that you have two different eyes? One's more beautiful than the other" (may not work so well in english tho)
- Hey, don't argue get in!!!!!! - Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile. - You're ugly but you intrigue me. - Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special. - Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good? - What does it feel like to be the most beautiful Slut in this joint? - you want IQ or Dick? - here, drink me cute! (giving some alc)
just call the best looking girl NERD all night, some girlfriend of her's will come to you and ask you why! then say " I wanted to talk and meet YOU sexy, f*ck her she's nerd!"!
I dont know if this counts as a pick up line but: *girl asks to see my hat* me: whats the magic word? her: please? me: nope her: I'll suck your dick? me: that works