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xmShake
United States1100 Posts
On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together Jesus.. that fails on so many levels. | ||
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Equinox_kr
United States7395 Posts
On July 22 2007 06:32 gneGne wrote: How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice That works actually  | ||
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ZaplinG
United States3818 Posts
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ReTr0[p.S]
Argentina1590 Posts
On July 22 2007 19:15 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: get in the car GET IN THE FUCKING CAR Ahahah Only one that actually made me laugh :p | ||
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Fen
Australia1848 Posts
Because your hot. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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Zeenix
United States47 Posts
On July 22 2007 19:53 Scorpion wrote: Did it hurt? "What?" The fall from your original KeSPa spot? HAHAHA! Omg.... This has win written all over it. | ||
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wishterran
United States1045 Posts
You: hmm...that's interesting... Her: what????? (confused) You: i was trying to find your wings You: is there a mirror in your pocket Her: wtf You: because i can see myself in your pants You: did it hurt? Her: what? You: did it hurt...when you fell from heaven You: you know what i heard when i first saw you? Her: no, what You: *siren noise* Her: wtf You: the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away You: have we met Her: no You: must have seen you in my dreams a couple taken from night at the roxbury. all really gay. | ||
Smurg
Australia3818 Posts
On July 23 2007 01:05 wishterran wrote: You: *runs hand across her shoulder blades momentarily* You: hmm...that's interesting... Her: what????? (confused) You: i was trying to find your wings You: is there a mirror in your pocket Her: wtf You: because i can see myself in your pants You: did it hurt? Her: what? You: did it hurt...when you fell from heaven You: you know what i heard when i first saw you? Her: no, what You: *siren noise* Her: wtf You: the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away You: have we met Her: no You: must have seen you in my dreams a couple taken from night at the roxbury. all really gay. Gay like a fox. Wishterran can I use a pickup line on you? | ||
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InFiNitY[pG]
Germany3474 Posts
"do you mind if i smoke?" "i wouldn't even mind if you burn" and another really sad pickup line is "you know what would look good on you? Me" My favorite is probably "did anyone ever tell you that you have two different eyes? One's more beautiful than the other" (may not work so well in english tho) | ||
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Elgar
United States231 Posts
Hope no one was offended =p | ||
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JSL
22 Posts
- Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile. - You're ugly but you intrigue me. - Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special. - Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good? - What does it feel like to be the most beautiful Slut in this joint? - you want IQ or Dick? - here, drink me cute! (giving some alc) just call the best looking girl NERD all night, some girlfriend of her's will come to you and ask you why! then say " I wanted to talk and meet YOU sexy, f*ck her she's nerd!"! | ||
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decafchicken
United States20064 Posts
*girl asks to see my hat* me: whats the magic word? her: please? me: nope her: I'll suck your dick? me: that works and my personal favorite: Nice shoes, wanna fuck? Great for breaking the ice :p | ||
semioldguy
United States7488 Posts
Arrrr, you must be buried treasure, because I'm diggin your chest. [/pirate voice] You must be from Tennessee, 'cuz you're the only 10 I see. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. | ||
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Z-BosoN
Brazil2590 Posts
-why? Answer 1: Cuz I got lost in your eyes, baby. Answer 2: Cuz I gotta find a way into you heart My personal favorite: | ||
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Gokey
United States2722 Posts
On July 22 2007 19:15 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: get in the car GET IN THE FUCKING CAR Hahahahahahahhaa... classic | ||
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teh leet newb
United States1999 Posts
On July 22 2007 02:05 Krohm wrote: My personal best line I've ever used that work. "So when are we going to start to making out?" *Then she kissed me on the cheek* "You call that making out?" *Starts making out with me* It was a proud moment. Wow wtf that actually worked? | ||
Last Romantic
United States20661 Posts
On July 22 2007 16:28 CharlieMurphy wrote: If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? AHAhaHhahahaha. hm.. Do you have a Visa card in your pants? 'cause it's everywhere I want to be. | ||
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fEAthEr
Canada482 Posts
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aRod
United States758 Posts
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