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xmShake
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1100 Posts
July 22 2007 11:28 GMT
#101
On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote:
baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together

Jesus.. that fails on so many levels.
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
July 22 2007 11:36 GMT
#102
On July 22 2007 06:32 gneGne wrote:
How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice


That works actually
^-^
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-22 12:00:53
July 22 2007 12:00 GMT
#103
If you were a lazer gun, you would be set on stunning
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
ReTr0[p.S]
Profile Joined March 2005
Argentina1590 Posts
July 22 2007 13:41 GMT
#104
On July 22 2007 19:15 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
get in the car GET IN THE FUCKING CAR


Ahahah

Only one that actually made me laugh :p
Fen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Australia1848 Posts
July 22 2007 14:04 GMT
#105
Hey, I bet you contribute a lot to global warming.
Because your hot.

CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
July 22 2007 14:21 GMT
#106
Man that pickup line by Niel Patrick Harris was terrible, can't believe i wasted time watching that.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Zeenix
Profile Joined May 2007
United States47 Posts
July 22 2007 14:57 GMT
#107
On July 22 2007 19:53 Scorpion wrote:
Did it hurt?
"What?"
The fall from your original KeSPa spot?

HAHAHA!


Omg....

This has win written all over it.
I like pie.
wishterran
Profile Joined February 2004
United States1045 Posts
July 22 2007 16:05 GMT
#108
You: *runs hand across her shoulder blades momentarily*
You: hmm...that's interesting...
Her: what????? (confused)
You: i was trying to find your wings

You: is there a mirror in your pocket
Her: wtf
You: because i can see myself in your pants

You: did it hurt?
Her: what?
You: did it hurt...when you fell from heaven

You: you know what i heard when i first saw you?
Her: no, what
You: *siren noise*
Her: wtf
You: the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away

You: have we met
Her: no
You: must have seen you in my dreams

a couple taken from night at the roxbury. all really gay.
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
July 22 2007 21:34 GMT
#109
On July 23 2007 01:05 wishterran wrote:
You: *runs hand across her shoulder blades momentarily*
You: hmm...that's interesting...
Her: what????? (confused)
You: i was trying to find your wings

You: is there a mirror in your pocket
Her: wtf
You: because i can see myself in your pants

You: did it hurt?
Her: what?
You: did it hurt...when you fell from heaven

You: you know what i heard when i first saw you?
Her: no, what
You: *siren noise*
Her: wtf
You: the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away

You: have we met
Her: no
You: must have seen you in my dreams

a couple taken from night at the roxbury. all really gay.

Gay like a fox.

Wishterran can I use a pickup line on you?
InFiNitY[pG]
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Germany3474 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-22 22:12:40
July 22 2007 22:11 GMT
#110
"Your teeth are like the stars. So yellow and so far apart"

"do you mind if i smoke?" "i wouldn't even mind if you burn"

and another really sad pickup line is
"you know what would look good on you? Me"

My favorite is probably
"did anyone ever tell you that you have two different eyes?
One's more beautiful than the other" (may not work so well in english tho)
"I just pressed stimpack, and somehow I won the battle" -Flash
Elgar
Profile Joined May 2007
United States231 Posts
July 22 2007 22:23 GMT
#111
Let's play Pearl Harbor. I'll lie down and you can blow the %@#! out of me.

Hope no one was offended =p
Pain, fear leaving the body. Pride, what your team is made of.
JSL
Profile Joined April 2007
22 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-22 23:00:17
July 22 2007 22:34 GMT
#112
- Hey, don't argue get in!!!!!!
- Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
- You're ugly but you intrigue me.
- Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
- Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful Slut in this joint?
- you want IQ or Dick?
- here, drink me cute! (giving some alc)

just call the best looking girl NERD all night, some girlfriend of her's will come to you and ask you why! then say " I wanted to talk and meet YOU sexy, f*ck her she's nerd!"!
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20154 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-23 05:54:28
July 23 2007 05:53 GMT
#113
I dont know if this counts as a pick up line but:
*girl asks to see my hat*
me: whats the magic word?
her: please?
me: nope
her: I'll suck your dick?
me: that works

and my personal favorite:
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Great for breaking the ice :p
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-23 08:16:13
July 23 2007 06:28 GMT
#114
[pirate voice]
Arrrr, you must be buried treasure, because I'm diggin your chest.
[/pirate voice]

You must be from Tennessee, 'cuz you're the only 10 I see.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Moderator
Z-BosoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Brazil2590 Posts
July 23 2007 09:01 GMT
#115
Hey, do you have a map?

-why?

Answer 1: Cuz I got lost in your eyes, baby.
Answer 2: Cuz I gotta find a way into you heart

My personal favorite:

Gokey
Profile Joined November 2006
United States2722 Posts
July 23 2007 09:33 GMT
#116
On July 22 2007 19:15 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
get in the car GET IN THE FUCKING CAR

Hahahahahahahhaa... classic
teh leet newb
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1999 Posts
July 23 2007 09:51 GMT
#117
On July 22 2007 02:05 Krohm wrote:
My personal best line I've ever used that work.

"So when are we going to start to making out?"

*Then she kissed me on the cheek*

"You call that making out?"

*Starts making out with me*

It was a proud moment.


Wow wtf that actually worked?
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-23 10:42:36
July 23 2007 10:19 GMT
#118
On July 22 2007 16:28 CharlieMurphy wrote:
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?


AHAhaHhahahaha.

hm..

Do you have a Visa card in your pants?

'cause it's everywhere I want to be.
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
fEAthEr
Profile Joined July 2004
Canada482 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-23 10:33:44
July 23 2007 10:33 GMT
#119
nvm been posted already
aRod
Profile Joined July 2007
United States758 Posts
July 23 2007 10:37 GMT
#120
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Live to win.
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