EPTOn July 23 2007 19:37 aRod wrote:
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
this one has been posted AT LEAST 3 times already.... gosh read the thread first man! TT_TT
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Vin{MBL}
5185 Posts
this one has been posted AT LEAST 3 times already.... gosh read the thread first man! TT_TT | ||
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CustomXSpunjah
United States1093 Posts
"is there an airport nearby, cause my heart just took off" | ||
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CustomXSpunjah
United States1093 Posts
"do you sleep on your stomach?" she answers yes or no... "can i?" | ||
FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On July 23 2007 01:05 wishterran wrote: You: is there a mirror in your pocket Her: no well can i do a line off your crotch then | ||
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Power[Xp]
Netherlands64 Posts
You: Is your father a thief? Her: Why? You: Because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in ur eyes. | ||
Chosi
Germany1298 Posts
Does this smell like Chlorophorm to you? Sorry has been posted yet. | ||
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bboyldy
Korea (North)664 Posts
On July 22 2007 12:37 CaucasianAsian wrote: "Here's a 20" QFT | ||
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aeronexus
United States392 Posts
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{ToT}Strafe
Thailand7026 Posts
Hi, you are pretty! pretty pretty actually. she laughs. Hey dance with me ! she dances with me. sigh. | ||
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DrainX
Sweden3187 Posts
If I could rearrange the alphabet id put your sister and I togather. Is your father a thief? Because thats totally my jetta you parked outside. You must be tired, cause youve been running through my mind all night... screaming. | ||
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baal
10490 Posts
On July 24 2007 03:39 {ToT}Strafe wrote: my last night pickup line that worked; Hi, you are pretty! pretty pretty actually. she laughs. Hey dance with me ! she dances with me. sigh. Normal Rob's day when he tries to hook up outside of asia: Hi, you are pretty! pretty pretty actually. *sprays him in the eyes with pepper spray Get away from me you freakishly tall monster | ||
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{ToT}Strafe
Thailand7026 Posts
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0x64
Finland4515 Posts
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Chosi
Germany1298 Posts
*After looking at her for a while - walk over to her* Sorry, I was thinking for a while but could not come up with something funny or creative and i would just hate myself if I let you leave now. So do you know anything funny I could say to you? Next she will smile, then she will realize that now that you said something funny she needs to say something now. And you help her out of this situation like that: "We could think about what I could say to you while having a drink?" Works like a charm. | ||
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0x64
Finland4515 Posts
Drink me cute or drink me funny (if you are cute and/or funny) offering her... a glass of water. One that I use is if the girls starts the conversation or is cheching you out you say "btw nice skirt, I have the same". If she doesnt think its funny, then I dont think she is worthy of my twisted sense of humour | ||
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Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
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Flaccid
8826 Posts
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XCetron
5225 Posts
On July 24 2007 04:00 DrainX wrote: http://xkcd.com/279/ If I could rearrange the alphabet id put your sister and I togather. Is your father a thief? Because thats totally my jetta you parked outside. You must be tired, cause youve been running through my mind all night... screaming. Lol I remember reading that. | ||
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CustomXSpunjah
United States1093 Posts
On July 24 2007 14:40 Flaccid wrote: "I'm rekrul on the internet" hahahahaha...that'll work on all the 10's in the house | ||
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Hittegods
Stockholm4640 Posts
On July 24 2007 03:07 Chosi wrote: Best Pickup Line Ever: Does this smell like Chlorophorm to you? Sorry has been posted yet. Win. | ||
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