1. No good music please. We don't want it mucking up our narrow and ignorant world where regurgitated and unclever beats mixed with terrible simplistic lyrics sung by hordes of plastic girls is the preferred music.
2. Must be socially inept and critically awkward on the forums. We prefer explosions of lame facial gestures and terrible choreographed group dancing.. being social or sharing space with people that isn't internet based does not interest us.
3. I like shiny things.
4. post image macros and random videos of kpop with limited descriptions and shallow discussion.
5. This is critical: Must be able to withstand tremendous criticism. We are strange, low people with base interests. If we are found (god help us) we will be mocked.
That being said here is a video I like:
Notice the amazing choreography, they kick AND sing while wearing heels.. fucking amazing. Also the outfits are adorable. Makes me wish they were younger.