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IIICodeIIIIIII
China1101 Posts
i'll start. Bad pickup lines to make fun of: 1) You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. 2) Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? 3) Hi, my name is chris. I’m funny, financial stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure. 4) You must work at subway, because you just gave me a footlong 5) You look tired. Why don’t you sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up. i know there has to be others. help me out here! | ||
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SoMuchBetter
Australia10606 Posts
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SiZ.FaNtAsY
Korea (South)1497 Posts
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LazySCV
United States2942 Posts
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Krohm
Canada1857 Posts
"So when are we going to start to making out?" *Then she kissed me on the cheek* "You call that making out?" *Starts making out with me* It was a proud moment. | ||
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SiZ.FaNtAsY
Korea (South)1497 Posts
On July 22 2007 02:05 Krohm wrote: My personal best line I've ever used that work. "So when are we going to start to making out?" *Then she kissed me on the cheek* "You call that making out?" *Starts making out with me* It was a proud moment. Gonna remember this Hope it works XD | ||
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TheFoReveRwaR
United States10657 Posts
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Tadzio
3340 Posts
"I'm a pterodactyl-- rawk, rawk!-- wanna fuck?" And it's cousin, "I really like your shoes-- wanna fuck?" I've never actually used them. | ||
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PaleMan
Russian Federation1953 Posts
On July 22 2007 01:57 LaZyScV wrote: Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours? this one actually is not so bad | ||
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nemY
United States3119 Posts
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PuertoRican
United States5709 Posts
Cuz I'd love to tap that ass. | ||
FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
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BatTheMan
Canada759 Posts
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IIICodeIIIIIII
China1101 Posts
On July 22 2007 01:54 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote: Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege. hahahahahaha... hahahaha | ||
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Sudyn
United States744 Posts
On July 22 2007 01:54 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote: Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege. That's gold. | ||
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One Page Memory
Bulgaria2145 Posts
On July 22 2007 02:28 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: i'm not gay and i can prove it cool | ||
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IIICodeIIIIIII
China1101 Posts
You know why every other woman here’s been washing they were you tonight? Because you’re talking to THE MANNNNN! here's a cute one from a friend: (give her a flower) I just wanted to show this flower you incredibly beautiful you are | ||
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IIICodeIIIIIII
China1101 Posts
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Aepplet
Sweden2908 Posts
On July 22 2007 03:06 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: here's a cute one from a friend: (give her a flower) I just wanted to show this flower you incredibly beautiful you are wow this is great! i'll use it on my girlfriend! | ||
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IIICodeIIIIIII
China1101 Posts
On July 22 2007 03:14 Aepplet wrote: wow this is great! i'll use it on my girlfriend! keep us posted! | ||
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IIICodeIIIIIII
China1101 Posts
On July 22 2007 01:54 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote: Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege. baby, i want to spawn broodling in your medic | ||
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{ToT}Strafe
Thailand7026 Posts
On July 22 2007 02:05 Krohm wrote: My personal best line I've ever used that work. "So when are we going to start to making out?" *Then she kissed me on the cheek* "You call that making out?" *Starts making out with me* It was a proud moment. Experienced something similar. "Touch my penis" *touches it* "very biiig" hum! wtf moment. | ||
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IIICodeIIIIIII
China1101 Posts
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IIICodeIIIIIII
China1101 Posts
On July 22 2007 03:30 {ToT}Strafe wrote: Experienced something similar. "Touch my penis" *touches it* "very biiig" hum! wtf moment. dude ur kidding. did that actually happen? | ||
Smurg
Australia3818 Posts
On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together So this is why there are no Chinese stand-up comics. | ||
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LastWish
2013 Posts
B : It's --:--. A : So... I have a hour free then. Are we fucking? | ||
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{ToT}Strafe
Thailand7026 Posts
On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: dude ur kidding. did that actually happen? I am 100% honest here, it went exactly like that. | ||
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IIICodeIIIIIII
China1101 Posts
On July 22 2007 03:40 Smurg wrote: So this is why there are no Chinese stand-up comics. stupid australian, just because youre rude doesn't mean youre funny. gtfo take some advice smarty. being a clown doesn't make you a comedian. that you pulled out of your ass was uncalled for and completely out of nowhere. baka. you are ruining the thread. and why is this pickup thread making you self conscious anyways? just leave. not gg. haha. smurg. now that's funny. <spoiler>EDIT: in the case that you weren't trolling, my apologies.</spoiler> | ||
Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
On July 22 2007 04:03 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: stupid australian, just because youre rude doesn't mean youre funny. gtfo take some advice smarty. being a clown doesn't make you a comedian. that you pulled out of your ass was uncalled for and completely out of nowhere. baka. you are ruining the thread. and why is this pickup thread making you self conscious anyways? just leave. not gg. haha. smurg. now that's funny. Temp banned for being a bitch. | ||
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
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kroko
Finland2136 Posts
I am working with group of engineers, we r making electric pussygettinmachine. Prototype is ready and we only need to do final testing before we release it. We need betatesters. Partypeople over 18-years old, send me PM if u wanna be part of one of greatest inventions since spoon. Include your penissize and how many partners you have had in the past in PM. Othervise the format of the PM is free. ![[image loading]](http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9702/pilukonebu6.jpg) | ||
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Pika Chu
Romania2510 Posts
I hope you're relligious cuz i'm the answer to your prayers. | ||
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5HITCOMBO
Japan2239 Posts
'Cuz I'm a sex machine. | ||
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
On July 22 2007 04:27 5HITCOMBO wrote: Have you ever had sex with a machine? 'Cuz that's what it's like with me. 'Cuz I'm a sex machine. thats about as lame as it gets, i think we have a winner | ||
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{ToT}Strafe
Thailand7026 Posts
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ToT)OjKa(
Korea (South)2437 Posts
On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together lol wtf... | ||
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Sudyn
United States744 Posts
Oh well. I'm only 62.5% Chinese. | ||
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_Grazze_
834 Posts
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alpskomleko
Slovenia950 Posts
I walked up and screamed in her ear: "Hey, you've got black hair!" It worked o_O | ||
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Aepplet
Sweden2908 Posts
On July 22 2007 04:53 alpskomleko wrote: There was this curly black semi-beauty at a party. I walked up and screamed in her ear: "Hey, you've got black hair!" It worked o_O something tells me it's got nothing to do with what you said... | ||
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Scorpion
United States1974 Posts
On July 22 2007 01:54 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote: Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege. That's mine!  | ||
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dementus
Singapore1151 Posts
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uberMatt
Canada659 Posts
On July 22 2007 03:45 {ToT}Strafe wrote: I am 100% honest here, it went exactly like that. this sub thread wants to make me cry for humanity | ||
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minus_human
4784 Posts
Not gold, OLD. (seriously, it's great, but nothing new) | ||
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statix
United States1760 Posts
On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together wtf?...omg...hahhahaa | ||
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Smurg
Australia3818 Posts
On July 22 2007 04:03 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: stupid australian, just because youre rude doesn't mean youre funny. gtfo take some advice smarty. being a clown doesn't make you a comedian. that you pulled out of your ass was uncalled for and completely out of nowhere. baka. you are ruining the thread. and why is this pickup thread making you self conscious anyways? just leave. not gg. haha. smurg. now that's funny. <spoiler>EDIT: in the case that you weren't trolling, my apologies.</spoiler> Intelligent Chinese man, just because you're polite doesn't mean you're not funny. Please stay here. Don't take this advice please, being an upstanding entertainer makes you a comedian. That you returned to your ass this sentence didn't make sense anyhow. It was called for and completely relevant. You are bolstering and aiding this thread in its continued glory, is this pick up thread making you more confident? Please stay. Good game.  Code, this is not funny.Btw here is my line for you: Hi babemunch, do you like X-men? Because we can both get together and go mutant. Then we can form an anti-mutant movement and destroy the mutants together. | ||
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gneGne
Netherlands697 Posts
Enough to break the ice | ||
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LanceCulahn
51 Posts
"Baby, don't you ever get tired?.... coz you've been runnin' in my mind all day" | ||
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minus_human
4784 Posts
On July 22 2007 06:32 gneGne wrote: How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice nice, this might actually work | ||
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Ruins
141 Posts
Baby, you are like fast food. Huh? Because I want to take you out <girl seems interested> And then I am going to eat you in my car *** SLAP *** | ||
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Aepplet
Sweden2908 Posts
she: you are so sweet! you: am i? (only works if you both speak japanese!) | ||
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artofmagic
United States1951 Posts
On July 22 2007 07:56 Aepplet wrote: extremely conditional: she: you are so sweet! you: am i? (only works if you both speak japanese!) explain | ||
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Rayzorblade
United States1172 Posts
On July 22 2007 02:05 Krohm wrote: My personal best line I've ever used that work. "So when are we going to start to making out?" *Then she kissed me on the cheek* "You call that making out?" *Starts making out with me* It was a proud moment. I've done this exact same thing at clubs. I just walk up to a girl that maybe I've danced with previously or have had some kind of eye contact with and go, "So are we going to make out or what?" It's meant more to make them laugh at your lameness, then they'll either (a) make out with you (rare), or (b) call you crazy, but still laugh and it will build rapport. In addition to stuff like that: "Omg, did you just grab my butt?" is gold. Of course, she didn't, but you say it and act like she's trying to pick up on you, then sometimes she'll grab your butt. Totally stupid pick ups, lol, but work! | ||
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ishob
Norway143 Posts
(no, why?) You're very attractive;) | ||
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hrmM
United States210 Posts
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dronebabo
10866 Posts
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minus_human
4784 Posts
On July 22 2007 09:42 dronebabo wrote: let this thread die....please... no way, why should we? this is a monument to lame-ness  | ||
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FirstBorn
Romania3955 Posts
On July 22 2007 09:42 dronebabo wrote: let this thread die....please... Done bad on a date lately ? | ||
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XDawn
Canada4040 Posts
On July 22 2007 07:43 Ruins wrote: This is from some old tv show: Baby, you are like fast food. Huh? Because I want to take you out <girl seems interested> And then I am going to eat you in my car *** SLAP *** LOL I'd like to see that happen to somebody | ||
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Frits
11782 Posts
On July 22 2007 06:23 Smurg wrote: Hi babemunch, do you like X-men? Because we can both get together and go mutant. Then we can form an anti-mutant movement and destroy the mutants together. Ah fuck me I laughed pretty hard at that. I don't use pickup lines, unless "you wanna dance" or the likes counts. | ||
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XCetron
5226 Posts
On July 22 2007 07:43 Ruins wrote: This is from some old tv show: Baby, you are like fast food. Huh? Because I want to take you out <girl seems interested> And then I am going to eat you in my car *** SLAP *** this wins in my book. Greatest ever. | ||
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Smurg
Australia3818 Posts
Hey lucky lady, you are smelling really nice tonight, like BBQ ribs glazed with honey, I would like to wear a bib and rip you apart and get all of your grease and filth on my fingers and face. Sexy mama, you blow my trumpet long time and the only note I can get is CUM SHARP. Booty bouncer you make my heart pound, I would like to tie you up and dip you in a gigantic vat of mayonnaise and then roll you in seasoning and I would like to Kentucky Fried fuck you. Take off all of my clothes and dry clean them. Hi bitch, now that I've got your attention, let's make love and watch power rangers together. Captain planet, with our powers combined we shall fuck everyone in the world. Can you come to my house and cook and clean for me? Because I have no job or friends. Yeah, I've got issues recently. Come and check them out! 1, 2, 3. S-T-D. All tried & tested. All of them work except for the STD one. | ||
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DeadVessel
United States6269 Posts
On July 22 2007 10:13 Smurg wrote: Booty bouncer you make my heart pound, I would like to tie you up and dip you in a gigantic vat of mayonnaise and then roll you in seasoning and I would like to Kentucky Fried fuck you. Best. | ||
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davidgurt
United States1355 Posts
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jeddus
United States832 Posts
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EsbenPM
Denmark364 Posts
"You wouldn't happen to be a nurse, cause i hurt my knee when i fell for you" | ||
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SiZ.FaNtAsY
Korea (South)1497 Posts
Haha omg. . . That is the best one!! | ||
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Seraphim
United States4467 Posts
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True_Spike
Poland3423 Posts
-Did what hurt? - When you fell from the heavens" "I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?" | ||
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sc0rchedst0rm
Ireland176 Posts
On July 22 2007 09:40 hrmM wrote: does this smell like chloroform to you? That's up there with "So... is the rohypnol working yet?" | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11579 Posts
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
no want one? yes. well come talk to me when u want a manfriend hahahha this one is awesome; do you work for ups? i could've sworn i saw u checkin out my package | ||
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CCHS
United States614 Posts
Here's another You:Fat penguin Her:What? You Sorry i wanted to break the ice | ||
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anch
United States5457 Posts
but sockets are forever. | ||
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Evopanda
United States21 Posts
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mikeymoo
Canada7170 Posts
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Day[9]
United States7366 Posts
-did you eat lucky charms for breakfast? because you're magically delicious -are your parents retarded? because you're really special | ||
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thoraxe
United States1449 Posts
On July 22 2007 01:54 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote: Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege. Thats a classic! It will go down through generations of SC players. btw, this one won't work in the real world. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
no.. not irl but you know like.. i sorta know him i mean i talk to him on bnet | ||
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alphaentity
United States525 Posts
Her: No ::pulls out pockets to form bunny ears:: You: Wanna try? If you catch a glance from a girl, go up to her and say: "Are you looking at my beautiful penis?" she says "WHAT?" "I said, You look like the beautiful Venis". | ||
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L!MP
Australia2067 Posts
wtf. i was going to say this one -_- | ||
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istealhotelsoap
United States514 Posts
On July 22 2007 13:08 mikeymoo wrote: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Sl23O5N9FFI LOL. | ||
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dementus
Singapore1151 Posts
and lol, did the op get temp banned for this gem: On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together | ||
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crazie-penguin
United States1253 Posts
On July 22 2007 14:03 alphaentity wrote: You: Have you ever kissed a bunny between it's ears? Her: No ::pulls out pockets to form bunny ears:: You: Wanna try? If you catch a glance from a girl, go up to her and say: "Are you looking at my beautiful penis?" she says "WHAT?" "I said, You look like the beautiful Venis". What if she doesn't say "WHAT?" or actually heard you. or are you supposed to say it fast and inaudible xD. | ||
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minus_human
4784 Posts
On July 22 2007 12:33 True_Spike wrote: "I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?" ROFL keep em coming | ||
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Arget
United States87 Posts
On July 22 2007 13:53 thoraxe wrote: Thats a classic! It will go down through generations of SC players. btw, this one won't work in the real world. it might in korea xP | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
http://linesthataregood.com/ Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? (Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it." Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? Hi. Are you cute? Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?) If you see a girl leaving the bar: "Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home." " another bar." or whatever." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?" (Approach a group of them): I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first? Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. (give the person a bottle of tequila or a drink or whatever) Drink this, then call me when you're ready. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On July 22 2007 14:47 crazie-penguin wrote: What if she doesn't say "WHAT?" or actually heard you. or are you supposed to say it fast and inaudible xD. Usually at bars its really loud and hard to hear, this would be the best time to use this line. You should be shouting it into her ear so she can't see your lips pronounce the words. She will instantly turn and go WTF? But no one knows who Venus is anyways, other than the planet so I don't think it would work. | ||
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
On July 22 2007 13:38 Day[9] wrote: -are your parents retarded? because you're really special Wow. Just wow. I don't use pick-up lines but GODDAMN am I gonna try this one. It's pure genious, you can just pick the ones with good sense of humour from the first shot. Nice! | ||
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Vin{MBL}
5185 Posts
so cute  Another one is... (when she asks your name) Bond, James Bond. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On July 22 2007 16:38 CubEdIn wrote: Wow. Just wow. I don't use pick-up lines but GODDAMN am I gonna try this one. It's pure genious, you can just pick the ones with good sense of humour from the first shot. Nice! "ARE YOU A RETARD?  " "....what?!" "....do you wanna have sex now" | ||
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5HITCOMBO
Japan2239 Posts
But I guess I already am. | ||
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mikeymoo
Canada7170 Posts
On July 22 2007 17:17 Vin{MBL} wrote: Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. Calling her mother to thank her is ill-advised, imo. | ||
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x_woof_x
United States659 Posts
On July 22 2007 12:28 Seraphim wrote: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together this ones good! On July 22 2007 17:35 mikeymoo wrote: Calling her mother to thank her is ill-advised, imo. yes. she might get the wrong idea. | ||
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ITF
Canada11 Posts
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funkie
Venezuela9374 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
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yubee
United States3826 Posts
PS there's like a ~.2% chance that this could fail | ||
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Scorpion
United States1974 Posts
._.''' Did it hurt? "What?" The fall from your original KeSPa spot? HAHAHA! | ||
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Binky1842
United States2599 Posts
On July 22 2007 12:33 True_Spike wrote: "Did it hurt? -Did what hurt? - When you fell from the heavens" "I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?" I don't have any to add, sorry. | ||
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xmShake
United States1100 Posts
On July 22 2007 03:31 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: baby do you used to watch power rangers? cause with our powers combined, we can make twilight archon together Jesus.. that fails on so many levels. | ||
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Equinox_kr
United States7395 Posts
On July 22 2007 06:32 gneGne wrote: How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice That works actually | ||
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ZaplinG
United States3818 Posts
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ReTr0[p.S]
Argentina1590 Posts
On July 22 2007 19:15 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: get in the car GET IN THE FUCKING CAR Ahahah Only one that actually made me laugh :p | ||
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Fen
Australia1848 Posts
Because your hot. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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Zeenix
United States47 Posts
On July 22 2007 19:53 Scorpion wrote: Did it hurt? "What?" The fall from your original KeSPa spot? HAHAHA! Omg.... This has win written all over it. | ||
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wishterran
United States1045 Posts
You: hmm...that's interesting... Her: what????? (confused) You: i was trying to find your wings You: is there a mirror in your pocket Her: wtf You: because i can see myself in your pants You: did it hurt? Her: what? You: did it hurt...when you fell from heaven You: you know what i heard when i first saw you? Her: no, what You: *siren noise* Her: wtf You: the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away You: have we met Her: no You: must have seen you in my dreams a couple taken from night at the roxbury. all really gay. | ||
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Smurg
Australia3818 Posts
On July 23 2007 01:05 wishterran wrote: You: *runs hand across her shoulder blades momentarily* You: hmm...that's interesting... Her: what????? (confused) You: i was trying to find your wings You: is there a mirror in your pocket Her: wtf You: because i can see myself in your pants You: did it hurt? Her: what? You: did it hurt...when you fell from heaven You: you know what i heard when i first saw you? Her: no, what You: *siren noise* Her: wtf You: the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away You: have we met Her: no You: must have seen you in my dreams a couple taken from night at the roxbury. all really gay. Gay like a fox. Wishterran can I use a pickup line on you? | ||
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InFiNitY[pG]
Germany3474 Posts
"do you mind if i smoke?" "i wouldn't even mind if you burn" and another really sad pickup line is "you know what would look good on you? Me" My favorite is probably "did anyone ever tell you that you have two different eyes? One's more beautiful than the other" (may not work so well in english tho) | ||
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Elgar
United States231 Posts
Hope no one was offended =p | ||
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JSL
22 Posts
- Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile. - You're ugly but you intrigue me. - Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special. - Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good? - What does it feel like to be the most beautiful Slut in this joint? - you want IQ or Dick? - here, drink me cute! (giving some alc) just call the best looking girl NERD all night, some girlfriend of her's will come to you and ask you why! then say " I wanted to talk and meet YOU sexy, f*ck her she's nerd!"! | ||
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decafchicken
United States20019 Posts
*girl asks to see my hat* me: whats the magic word? her: please? me: nope her: I'll suck your dick? me: that works and my personal favorite: Nice shoes, wanna fuck? Great for breaking the ice :p | ||
semioldguy
United States7488 Posts
Arrrr, you must be buried treasure, because I'm diggin your chest. [/pirate voice] You must be from Tennessee, 'cuz you're the only 10 I see. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. | ||
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Z-BosoN
Brazil2590 Posts
-why? Answer 1: Cuz I got lost in your eyes, baby. Answer 2: Cuz I gotta find a way into you heart My personal favorite: | ||
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Gokey
United States2722 Posts
On July 22 2007 19:15 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: get in the car GET IN THE FUCKING CAR Hahahahahahahhaa... classic | ||
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teh leet newb
United States1999 Posts
On July 22 2007 02:05 Krohm wrote: My personal best line I've ever used that work. "So when are we going to start to making out?" *Then she kissed me on the cheek* "You call that making out?" *Starts making out with me* It was a proud moment. Wow wtf that actually worked? | ||
Last Romantic
United States20661 Posts
On July 22 2007 16:28 CharlieMurphy wrote: If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? AHAhaHhahahaha. hm.. Do you have a Visa card in your pants? 'cause it's everywhere I want to be. | ||
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fEAthEr
Canada482 Posts
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aRod
United States758 Posts
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Vin{MBL}
5185 Posts
On July 23 2007 19:37 aRod wrote: Nice shoes, wanna fuck? this one has been posted AT LEAST 3 times already.... gosh read the thread first man! TT_TT | ||
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CustomXSpunjah
United States1093 Posts
"is there an airport nearby, cause my heart just took off" | ||
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CustomXSpunjah
United States1093 Posts
"do you sleep on your stomach?" she answers yes or no... "can i?" | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On July 23 2007 01:05 wishterran wrote: You: is there a mirror in your pocket Her: no well can i do a line off your crotch then | ||
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Power[Xp]
Netherlands64 Posts
You: Is your father a thief? Her: Why? You: Because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in ur eyes. | ||
Chosi
Germany1302 Posts
Does this smell like Chlorophorm to you? Sorry has been posted yet. | ||
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bboyldy
Korea (North)664 Posts
On July 22 2007 12:37 CaucasianAsian wrote: "Here's a 20" QFT | ||
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aeronexus
United States392 Posts
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{ToT}Strafe
Thailand7026 Posts
Hi, you are pretty! pretty pretty actually. she laughs. Hey dance with me ! she dances with me. sigh. | ||
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DrainX
Sweden3187 Posts
If I could rearrange the alphabet id put your sister and I togather. Is your father a thief? Because thats totally my jetta you parked outside. You must be tired, cause youve been running through my mind all night... screaming. | ||
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baal
10541 Posts
On July 24 2007 03:39 {ToT}Strafe wrote: my last night pickup line that worked; Hi, you are pretty! pretty pretty actually. she laughs. Hey dance with me ! she dances with me. sigh. Normal Rob's day when he tries to hook up outside of asia: Hi, you are pretty! pretty pretty actually. *sprays him in the eyes with pepper spray Get away from me you freakishly tall monster | ||
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{ToT}Strafe
Thailand7026 Posts
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0x64
Finland4554 Posts
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Chosi
Germany1302 Posts
*After looking at her for a while - walk over to her* Sorry, I was thinking for a while but could not come up with something funny or creative and i would just hate myself if I let you leave now. So do you know anything funny I could say to you? Next she will smile, then she will realize that now that you said something funny she needs to say something now. And you help her out of this situation like that: "We could think about what I could say to you while having a drink?" Works like a charm. | ||
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0x64
Finland4554 Posts
Drink me cute or drink me funny (if you are cute and/or funny) offering her... a glass of water. One that I use is if the girls starts the conversation or is cheching you out you say "btw nice skirt, I have the same". If she doesnt think its funny, then I dont think she is worthy of my twisted sense of humour | ||
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Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
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Flaccid
8836 Posts
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XCetron
5226 Posts
On July 24 2007 04:00 DrainX wrote: http://xkcd.com/279/ If I could rearrange the alphabet id put your sister and I togather. Is your father a thief? Because thats totally my jetta you parked outside. You must be tired, cause youve been running through my mind all night... screaming. Lol I remember reading that. | ||
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CustomXSpunjah
United States1093 Posts
On July 24 2007 14:40 Flaccid wrote: "I'm rekrul on the internet" hahahahaha...that'll work on all the 10's in the house | ||
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Hittegods
Stockholm4641 Posts
On July 24 2007 03:07 Chosi wrote: Best Pickup Line Ever: Does this smell like Chlorophorm to you? Sorry has been posted yet. Win. | ||
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{ToT}Strafe
Thailand7026 Posts
On July 24 2007 12:43 Steelflight-Rx wrote: Baby, how'z about you be a corsair, and I be zerg. We can go back to my lair and i'll blast you with my spore colony ;D ;D what a first post;D whats the best pickup lines for girls with broken english who will not understand jokes? | ||
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
On July 23 2007 19:50 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: well can i do a line off your crotch then LMAO | ||
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dost
United States7 Posts
"hey baby, i wish i was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves" | ||
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JesseQ
Sweden40 Posts
*pull your pockets inside out* Want to try it out? | ||
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merz
Sweden2760 Posts
We're inside in a room making out and shes like "lets go out" "Wtf? why not stay in.." "you want a blowjob or not?" "okay lets go out" | ||
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Catyoul
France2377 Posts
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Scorpion
United States1974 Posts
rofl want owned? gg nerd, 1-0 stick to ums maps ^ Apparently how x17 people hook up. | ||
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0x64
Finland4554 Posts
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
"Hey, how about we go over to my place and get out of these wet clothes." Also I must say I love the "fuck me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Rebecca?" one. Gold. | ||
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Garnet
Vietnam9020 Posts
On August 23 2007 17:25 0x64 wrote: Here I am, you still have two wishes remaining. not bad... | ||
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
1st "Do you want to fuck me?" 2nd "Did you lie?" | ||
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Sewi
Germany1697 Posts
as he said.. it won't work in the real world | ||
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Latham
9560 Posts
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Last.Midnight
Australia903 Posts
HER: Nah, not really. YOU: I'm a pedophile. | ||
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Latham
9560 Posts
On August 23 2007 19:29 Last.Midnight wrote: YOU: Do you like time machines? HER: Nah, not really. YOU: I'm a pedophile. THAT is just fucked up beyond all boundaries. | ||
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Last.Midnight
Australia903 Posts
HAHAHA remember when that guy posted a thread "penis length" and he put up a picture of his dick... oh my god! Anyway, that pick up line was supposed to be random and weird... I didn't know it actually made some sort of sense. Shit. Now it's less funny. Not that it ever was. | ||
jhNz
Germany2762 Posts
"no." "awesome, then we have something in common!" T_T | ||
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Last.Midnight
Australia903 Posts
"Yes." "Oh... cool." | ||
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s4rk
Philippines137 Posts
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-DaJ-
Switzerland539 Posts
):"wanna go to my or your place?" the other one was already mentinoned on the first page but it REALLY works (very conditional): my friends were talking to a girl to make fun of me, when i was on the toilet. when i came back she came up to me and said: "are you really gay?" and i was like: On July 22 2007 02:28 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: i'm not gay and i can prove it $sex_count++; | ||
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DarkYoDA
United States1347 Posts
"Hi girl can you drive me home?" (Erm, no sorry) "Ok fine I'll drive you home." | ||
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aBnarf
Bangladesh314 Posts
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fig_newbie
749 Posts
CUZ YOU BLOW ME AWAY! I actually tried this one at a club, the dudes around were bawling but she looked pretty pissed -_-. | ||
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inept.
Iceland69 Posts
Hey i drive a pick up truck, so you know I must be full of pick up lines. Did you recently join the circus? no? Well then I guess your fuckable material. was your jersey number 69 in high school? Cool I like sportsy girls! Are you a pole vaulter? because theres still one more pole you need to mount. You remind me of pepperspray, you make me never want to open my eyes again | ||
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mnm
United States4493 Posts
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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
Actually worked twice. Girls love them generous guys. | ||
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
On August 24 2007 14:13 fig_newbie wrote: Did you fart? CUZ YOU BLOW ME AWAY! I actually tried this one at a club, the dudes around were bawling but she looked pretty pissed -_-. omg I can't hold LMAO ^^^^^^ | ||
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pyrogenetix
China5094 Posts
On August 24 2007 14:13 fig_newbie wrote: Did you fart? CUZ YOU BLOW ME AWAY! I actually tried this one at a club, the dudes around were bawling but she looked pretty pissed -_-. HAHAHHAHAH AOMFG | ||
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
On July 22 2007 19:58 Binky1842 wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Q4QNFZ3nk I don't have any to add, sorry. rofl-_-! | ||
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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
"EW GTFO" "Hey I was talking about getting us a coffee, what the hell did you think?" Works better if you're actually black though. | ||
Manifesto7
Osaka27149 Posts
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b_unnies
3579 Posts
"Is your dad a baker, cuz you've got a nice set of buns" "Can i borrow your library card, cuz i wanna check you out" | ||
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0x64
Finland4554 Posts
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KwarK
United States42655 Posts
"wtf why?!?" "Because I'm stronger than you  " | ||
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prodiG
Canada2016 Posts
i'd like to stick my firebat in your bunker wanna see my greater spire? best icebreaker: "Hello, I have a giant penis." | ||
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SonuvBob
Aiur21549 Posts
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