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On July 01 2011 08:45 Rorra wrote:What did the homeless man get for Christmas? + Show Spoiler +
I understand that in any thread like this theres gonna be repeats but that one was in the bloody OP. 
How many newfies does it take to change a light bulb?
+ Show Spoiler +One, they're actually really good people.
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I love this thread, great jokes
+ Show Spoiler +Why does Jenny have no friends? Because she's in a wheelchair
^terrible terrible joke that once made me laugh so hard I threw up
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Why are all foreigners afraid of the Koreans? + Show Spoiler +Because they are good players
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On June 30 2011 22:28 Tobberoth wrote: I prefer latvian jokes which are of a similar category.
Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference? Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
Knock knock Who’s there? Latvian. Latvian who? Please open door. Is cold.
What are one potato say other potato? Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.
Haha omg, I loved these jokes so much! It kind of reminds me of the 'In soviet Russia' jokes.
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OK, this one offends people sometimes. So I'll put it all in spoiler tag.
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Ok, this is an original. If your friends are the engineering type who constantly say "that's what she said" *points two fingers to the side and smiles*, then the next time they say something really difficult sounding about the major, say "that's what she said" as if you don't understand the joke and make an awkward chuckle.
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why did the chicken crossed the road? + Show Spoiler +to mate or something, chickens don't act rationally
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On June 30 2011 22:48 ishboh wrote:Q: what do you call a black guy that sells drugs? A: + Show Spoiler + I laughed a lot from this one. Keep it coming guys. :D
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On June 30 2011 21:57 Papillon wrote: What's the difference between a bird?
It has two wings, especially the left one.
What is the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same
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You: Hey ask me if i'm a tree!
Them: Are you a tree?
You: No...
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On July 01 2011 10:32 Epigon wrote:OK, this one offends people sometimes. So I'll put it all in spoiler tag. + Show Spoiler +
Whats better than winning Gold at the Paralympics for the 100m wheelchair race ?
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Why was six afraid of seven? + Show Spoiler +Numbers are not sentient and therefore incapable of feeling fear.
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So the other night I was at a small get together when the women of my dreams walks in. She is thin, with an elegant feline shape, and her eyes are blue and cool as ice cubes.
I watch her mingle with her friends for a few minutes, then I down my drink and walk + Show Spoiler +straight out of the front door to my car. They weren't good dreams.
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On June 30 2011 21:33 Blyf wrote: An Irishman walks past a bar Oh wow that's the funniest thing I have ever read.
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Is your refridgerator running?
If it is, you better go catch it.
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