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Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
July 01 2011 01:23 GMT
#61
On July 01 2011 08:45 Rorra wrote:
What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

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Nothing


I understand that in any thread like this theres gonna be repeats but that one was in the bloody OP.

How many newfies does it take to change a light bulb?

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One, they're actually really good people.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
July 01 2011 01:26 GMT
#62
I love this thread, great jokes

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Why does Jenny have no friends?
Because she's in a wheelchair


^terrible terrible joke that once made me laugh so hard I threw up
Phaded
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia579 Posts
July 01 2011 01:26 GMT
#63
Why are all foreigners afraid of the Koreans?
+ Show Spoiler +
Because they are good players
I am down but I am far from over
KimJongChill
Profile Joined January 2011
United States6429 Posts
July 01 2011 01:27 GMT
#64
On June 30 2011 22:28 Tobberoth wrote:
I prefer latvian jokes which are of a similar category.

Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?
Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.

What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.



Haha omg, I loved these jokes so much! It kind of reminds me of the 'In soviet Russia' jokes.
MMA: U realise MMA: Most of my army EgIdra: fuck off MMA: Killed my orbital MMA: LOL MMA: just saying MMA: u werent loss
Epigon
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States54 Posts
July 01 2011 01:32 GMT
#65
OK, this one offends people sometimes. So I'll put it all in spoiler tag.

+ Show Spoiler +
What did the blind, deaf, paraplegic boy get for Christmas?

+ Show Spoiler +
Cancer!
Homework
Profile Joined December 2010
United States283 Posts
July 01 2011 01:38 GMT
#66
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
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"Where's my tractor?"
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-01 01:42:58
July 01 2011 01:42 GMT
#67
Ok, this is an original. If your friends are the engineering type who constantly say "that's what she said" *points two fingers to the side and smiles*, then the next time they say something really difficult sounding about the major, say "that's what she said" as if you don't understand the joke and make an awkward chuckle.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Alicien
Profile Joined March 2011
1 Post
July 01 2011 01:53 GMT
#68
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
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no idea

What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs?
+ Show Spoiler +
Still no idea

What do you call a dear with no eyes, no legs, and a cut down its side?
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Still bloody no idea

Why did the plane crash?
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Because the pilot was an orange
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-01 02:23:26
July 01 2011 02:16 GMT
#69
why did the chicken crossed the road?
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to mate or something, chickens don't act rationally
Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
July 01 2011 02:36 GMT
#70
On June 30 2011 22:48 ishboh wrote:
Q: what do you call a black guy that sells drugs?

A:+ Show Spoiler +
a pharmacist


I laughed a lot from this one. Keep it coming guys. :D
I <3 Plexa.
ShatterStorm
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia146 Posts
July 01 2011 02:41 GMT
#71
On June 30 2011 21:57 Papillon wrote:
What's the difference between a bird?

It has two wings, especially the left one.


What is the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same
Do or do not, there is no try
Alkadizar
Profile Joined January 2011
Australia25 Posts
July 01 2011 02:43 GMT
#72
You: Hey ask me if i'm a tree!

Them: Are you a tree?

You: No...
MCeast
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Afghanistan43 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-01 02:51:19
July 01 2011 02:51 GMT
#73
what kind of bees make milk?
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boobees
Honor the Honorary Chairman
ShatterStorm
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia146 Posts
July 01 2011 02:51 GMT
#74
On July 01 2011 10:32 Epigon wrote:
OK, this one offends people sometimes. So I'll put it all in spoiler tag.

+ Show Spoiler +
What did the blind, deaf, paraplegic boy get for Christmas?

+ Show Spoiler +
Cancer!



Whats better than winning Gold at the Paralympics for the 100m wheelchair race ?

+ Show Spoiler +
Walking
Do or do not, there is no try
FilmNoir
Profile Joined March 2011
United States44 Posts
July 01 2011 02:54 GMT
#75
Why was six afraid of seven?
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Numbers are not sentient and therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Khan Fighting!
MadPretty
Profile Joined October 2010
United States101 Posts
July 01 2011 02:57 GMT
#76
Q: How do you kill a red elephant?
A: + Show Spoiler +
With a red elephant gun.


Q: What did the duck put on his head?
A: + Show Spoiler +
Ice


Q: Why did the elephant sit on the marshmellow?
A: + Show Spoiler +
So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45279 Posts
July 01 2011 03:00 GMT
#77
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

+ Show Spoiler +
Because she had no arms.


What do you call a black priest?

+ Show Spoiler +
A priest, you racist!
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7465 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-01 03:10:49
July 01 2011 03:08 GMT
#78
So the other night I was at a small get together when the women of my dreams walks in. She is thin, with an elegant feline shape, and her eyes are blue and cool as ice cubes.

I watch her mingle with her friends for a few minutes, then I down my drink and walk
+ Show Spoiler +
straight out of the front door to my car. They weren't good dreams.
ComusLoM
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Norway3547 Posts
July 01 2011 03:11 GMT
#79
On June 30 2011 21:33 Blyf wrote:
An Irishman walks past a bar

Oh wow that's the funniest thing I have ever read.
"The White Woman Speaks in Tongues That Are All Lies" - Incontrol; Member #37 of the Chill Fanclub
JunC
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada80 Posts
July 01 2011 03:16 GMT
#80
Is your refridgerator running?

If it is, you better go catch it.
kekekeke
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