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Bibbit
Canada5377 Posts
On July 01 2011 08:45 Rorra wrote: What did the homeless man get for Christmas? + Show Spoiler + Nothing I understand that in any thread like this theres gonna be repeats but that one was in the bloody OP.  How many newfies does it take to change a light bulb? + Show Spoiler + One, they're actually really good people. | ||
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sc4k
United Kingdom5454 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Why does Jenny have no friends? Because she's in a wheelchair ^terrible terrible joke that once made me laugh so hard I threw up | ||
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Phaded
Australia579 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Because they are good players | ||
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KimJongChill
United States6429 Posts
On June 30 2011 22:28 Tobberoth wrote: I prefer latvian jokes which are of a similar category. Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference? Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing! Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad. Knock knock Who’s there? Latvian. Latvian who? Please open door. Is cold. What are one potato say other potato? Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm. Haha omg, I loved these jokes so much! It kind of reminds me of the 'In soviet Russia' jokes. | ||
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Epigon
United States54 Posts
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Homework
United States283 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + "Where's my tractor?" | ||
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obesechicken13
United States10467 Posts
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Alicien
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+ Show Spoiler + no idea What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs? + Show Spoiler + Still no idea What do you call a dear with no eyes, no legs, and a cut down its side? + Show Spoiler + Still bloody no idea Why did the plane crash? + Show Spoiler + Because the pilot was an orange | ||
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + to mate or something, chickens don't act rationally | ||
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Kamais_Ookin
Canada4218 Posts
On June 30 2011 22:48 ishboh wrote: I laughed a lot from this one. Keep it coming guys. :DQ: what do you call a black guy that sells drugs? A:+ Show Spoiler + a pharmacist | ||
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ShatterStorm
Australia146 Posts
On June 30 2011 21:57 Papillon wrote: What's the difference between a bird? It has two wings, especially the left one. What is the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same | ||
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Alkadizar
Australia25 Posts
Them: Are you a tree? You: No... | ||
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MCeast
Afghanistan43 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + boobees | ||
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ShatterStorm
Australia146 Posts
On July 01 2011 10:32 Epigon wrote: OK, this one offends people sometimes. So I'll put it all in spoiler tag. + Show Spoiler + Whats better than winning Gold at the Paralympics for the 100m wheelchair race ? + Show Spoiler + Walking | ||
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FilmNoir
United States44 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Numbers are not sentient and therefore incapable of feeling fear. | ||
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MadPretty
United States101 Posts
A: + Show Spoiler + With a red elephant gun. Q: What did the duck put on his head? A: + Show Spoiler + Ice Q: Why did the elephant sit on the marshmellow? A: + Show Spoiler + So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States45176 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Because she had no arms. What do you call a black priest? + Show Spoiler + A priest, you racist! | ||
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AttackZerg
United States7465 Posts
I watch her mingle with her friends for a few minutes, then I down my drink and walk + Show Spoiler + straight out of the front door to my car. They weren't good dreams. | ||
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ComusLoM
Norway3547 Posts
On June 30 2011 21:33 Blyf wrote: An Irishman walks past a bar Oh wow that's the funniest thing I have ever read. | ||
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JunC
Canada80 Posts
If it is, you better go catch it. | ||
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