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BoilingHell
Canada98 Posts
What's white and cannot climb trees? + Show Spoiler + | ||
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Retgery
Canada1229 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + a pilot you racist | ||
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BatCat
Austria630 Posts
Two workers are standing on a huuuuuuge huuuge skyscraper. One asks the other: "May I push you down?" The other one's answer: "No." | ||
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CrumpetGuvnor
Australia302 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Throw a fridge at it. | ||
ishboh
United States954 Posts
A:+ Show Spoiler + a pharmacist another one works well with a friend, just tell someone you have a knock knock joke, but tell them that they have to start. them: knock knock you: who's there? *awkward silence ensues* | ||
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sleepingdog
Austria6145 Posts
On June 30 2011 22:42 Retgery wrote: What do you call a black person flying a plane + Show Spoiler + a pilot you racist ROFL I'm so stealing this. What do you call someone doing a raven/banshee/marine all in vs protoss? + Show Spoiler + Terran player | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Strong micro and macro, combined with constant aggression and good mechanics. | ||
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Darkalbino
Australia410 Posts
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dhe95
United States1213 Posts
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NuKedUFirst
Canada3139 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Cancer.  Why do black people like fried chicken? + Show Spoiler + 'cuz it tastes good. | ||
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ThatGuy89
United Kingdom1968 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + HOLY SHIT A TALKING MOUSE! whats green and says 'im a frog?' + Show Spoiler + a talking frog | ||
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theSkareqro
Singapore102 Posts
A:+ Show Spoiler + Boobies! Q:Why did the colossus fall over? A:+ Show Spoiler + Because it is imbalanced Q:Why did that mushroom go to the party? A:+ Show Spoiler + Because he is a fungi Q:What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A:+ Show Spoiler + A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito | ||
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Iplaythings
Denmark9110 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + bicyclist | ||
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Rorra
Australia1066 Posts
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Pmoss
United States57 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + She has no arms | ||
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rivurivurivurivu
Sweden140 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + come in | ||
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gosuMalicE
Canada676 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + The other replies "What do I look like, a toaster?" | ||
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FliedLice
Germany7494 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + A parking lot. toally lost it when a friend of my mine told me this last week... | ||
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Kezzer
United States1268 Posts
On June 30 2011 21:36 PacWac wrote: Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus. oh god im dying hahah that is so funny | ||
flamewheel
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
I like this one as well! And the penguin one. | ||
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