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BoilingHell
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada98 Posts
June 30 2011 13:35 GMT
#41
My favourite:

What's white and cannot climb trees?
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Toothpaste
Retgery
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada1229 Posts
June 30 2011 13:42 GMT
#42
What do you call a black person flying a plane
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a pilot you racist
Fall down 7 times, stand up 8.
BatCat
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Austria630 Posts
June 30 2011 13:44 GMT
#43
My favorite, works better when told though:

Two workers are standing on a huuuuuuge huuuge skyscraper. One asks the other: "May I push you down?" The other one's answer: "No."
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
CrumpetGuvnor
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia302 Posts
June 30 2011 13:46 GMT
#44
What's the best way to get a koala out of a tree?

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Throw a fridge at it.
ishboh
Profile Joined October 2010
United States954 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-30 13:50:19
June 30 2011 13:48 GMT
#45
Q: what do you call a black guy that sells drugs?

A:+ Show Spoiler +
a pharmacist




another one works well with a friend, just tell someone you have a knock knock joke, but tell them that they have to start.

them: knock knock
you: who's there?
*awkward silence ensues*
sleepingdog
Profile Joined August 2008
Austria6145 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-30 14:02:57
June 30 2011 13:59 GMT
#46
On June 30 2011 22:42 Retgery wrote:
What do you call a black person flying a plane
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a pilot you racist


ROFL I'm so stealing this.

What do you call someone doing a raven/banshee/marine all in vs protoss?

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Terran player
"You see....YOU SEE..." © 2010 Sen
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 30 2011 14:09 GMT
#47
How do you beat Protoss as Terran?
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Strong micro and macro, combined with constant aggression and good mechanics.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Darkalbino
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia410 Posts
June 30 2011 14:13 GMT
#48
HAHA i love these. they are so great.
"I edited it"
dhe95
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1213 Posts
June 30 2011 14:38 GMT
#49
There are two cupcakes baking in an oven. One cupcake turns to the other and says "boy, it's hot in here." The other cupcake turns to him and says "holy shit a talking cupcake!"
NuKedUFirst
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada3139 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-30 14:40:44
June 30 2011 14:39 GMT
#50
What did the little boy get for Christmas?
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Cancer.


Why do black people like fried chicken?
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'cuz it tastes good.
FrostedMiniWeet wrote: I like winning because it validates all the bloody time I waste playing SC2.
ThatGuy89
Profile Joined February 2011
United Kingdom1968 Posts
June 30 2011 14:44 GMT
#51
what did the cat say to the mouse, when it asked it what time it was?
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HOLY SHIT A TALKING MOUSE!


whats green and says 'im a frog?'
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a talking frog
theSkareqro
Profile Joined June 2010
Singapore102 Posts
June 30 2011 14:49 GMT
#52
Q:What type of bee produce milk?
A:+ Show Spoiler +
Boobies!


Q:Why did the colossus fall over?
A:+ Show Spoiler +
Because it is imbalanced


Q:Why did that mushroom go to the party?
A:+ Show Spoiler +
Because he is a fungi


Q:What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A:+ Show Spoiler +
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
June 30 2011 14:51 GMT
#53
What do you call a priest on a bike when its raining?
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bicyclist
In the woods, there lurks..
Rorra
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia1066 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-01 04:50:53
June 30 2011 23:45 GMT
#54
nvm will read op in future, no need to get aggressive people.
Pmoss
Profile Joined May 2010
United States57 Posts
June 30 2011 23:52 GMT
#55
Why did Suzie fall off the swings?

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She has no arms
rivurivurivurivu
Profile Joined May 2011
Sweden140 Posts
July 01 2011 00:04 GMT
#56
Knock knock
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come in
gosuMalicE
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada676 Posts
July 01 2011 01:05 GMT
#57
Two penguins are in a bathtub, one says "Pass the soap"
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The other replies "What do I look like, a toaster?"
I play Protoss, because lets face it, who doesn't love hyper-advanced Egyptian ninja-aliens that kill people with lightsabres attached to both arms?
FliedLice
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany7494 Posts
July 01 2011 01:07 GMT
#58
What is grey and cannot jump?

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A parking lot.



toally lost it when a friend of my mine told me this last week...
Kevmeister @ Dota2
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
July 01 2011 01:18 GMT
#59
On June 30 2011 21:36 PacWac wrote:
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

oh god im dying hahah that is so funny
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
July 01 2011 01:22 GMT
#60
On July 01 2011 10:18 Kezzer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2011 21:36 PacWac wrote:
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

oh god im dying hahah that is so funny

I like this one as well!

And the penguin one.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
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