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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
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Diks
Belgium1880 Posts
A journalist interviews a farmer : - You have a very nice field, and a good number of cows, do you get a good production out of it ? - Yes, yes ! mostly from the white cows. - Not from the black ? - Oh yes, from the black too ! - They seem very calm - They are very calm, mostly the white. - The black cows aren't ? - Yes, the black are very calm too ! - Do they make a good milk ? - Yes, mainly the white. - The black don't ? - Oh, yes, they do too. - Sir I don't understand, why do you always refere to this white cows then ? - Well, listen to me. It's because the white cows are mine. - The black aren't ? + Show Spoiler + - Yes, they are also mine | ||
Shellshock
United States97276 Posts
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GGitsJack
New Zealand426 Posts
why is there no aspirin in the rainforest? because it would be financially inviable to sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest. | ||
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yellingnewt
United States22 Posts
You think one of them would have seen it!  | ||
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snotboogie
Australia3550 Posts
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GGTeMpLaR
United States7226 Posts
On July 01 2011 12:26 Diks wrote: (Belgian anti-joke) A journalist interviews a farmer : - You have a very nice field, and a good number of cows, do you get a good production out of it ? - Yes, yes ! mostly from the white cows. - Not from the black ? - Oh yes, from the black too ! - They seem very calm - They are very calm, mostly the white. - The black cows aren't ? - Yes, the black are very calm too ! - Do they make a good milk ? - Yes, mainly the white. - The black don't ? - Oh, yes, they do too. - Sir I don't understand, why do you always refere to this white cows then ? - Well, listen to me. It's because the white cows are mine. - The black aren't ? + Show Spoiler + - Yes, they are also mine Ahaha that's I good one, I shoulda seen that one coming. | ||
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See.Blue
United States2673 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Getting raped by a giant scorpian | ||
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hypno_toad
United States156 Posts
On July 01 2011 11:57 MadPretty wrote: Q: How do you kill a red elephant? A: + Show Spoiler + With a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? + Show Spoiler + with a purple elephant gun How do you kill a pink elephant? + Show Spoiler + Hold its tusk until it becomes purple, then shoot it with a purple elephant gun | ||
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Eknoid4
United States902 Posts
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Enervate
United States1769 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + "Where's my tractor?" Edit: Dangit someone already posted this one. Ok trying to think of another one. | ||
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blacksheepwall
China1530 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + A pilot, you racist! Another one that's ridiculous but that I find hilarious: You: I know a great Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Them: Okay. Knock knock. You: Who's there? Them: ... You: ... | ||
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Dante08
Singapore4128 Posts
Because seven ate nine What did 0 say to 8? Don't you feel uncomfortable with that belt? | ||
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
Me: Whos there? Him:newspaper Me: newspaper who? Him: | ||
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vek
Australia936 Posts
I can't wait until the next time someone tries a knock knock joke on me. | ||
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Shebuha
Canada1335 Posts
On June 30 2011 21:33 Wr4ith_Bl4d3 wrote: nah I'm certain a rabbit's fart smells like rabbit's fart /tautology Are you in the tautology CLUB?!?! You should join. | ||
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NrG.Bamboo
United States2756 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + There are footprints in the butter | ||
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shawster
Canada2485 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + a submarine hope that wasn't already posted haha | ||
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CortoMontez
Australia608 Posts
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uiCk
Canada1925 Posts
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