EPTOne guy "It's green"
Other guy: "A frog ?"
Anti-Jokes! - Page 6
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Eeevil
Netherlands359 Posts
One guy "It's green" Other guy: "A frog ?" | ||
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Shebuha
Canada1335 Posts
On June 30 2011 22:28 sanya wrote: a protoss all ins idra , and wins "A protoss walks into a bar and it's the end of a tournament" JP Mcdaniels | ||
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Faraday
United States553 Posts
On June 30 2011 21:33 Blyf wrote: An Irishman walks past a bar This one is awesome....You win 1000 mineralz. | ||
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CrucialSC
Canada135 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + One. What is red and tastes like blood? + Show Spoiler + Blood. What is white, sticky, and smells? + Show Spoiler + Shampoo. | ||
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DroneAllDay
United States140 Posts
On July 01 2011 14:27 Shebuha wrote: "A protoss walks into a bar and it's the end of a tournament" JP Mcdaniels Now cue the Day[9] laugh track | ||
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Dude.
United States94 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + shit Why did Helen Keller run the stop sign? + Show Spoiler + Because she's a woman. | ||
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101toss
3232 Posts
Because it was imbalanced What race are all terran players? Russian (rushin) Why are terran players so jacked? Because they're overpowered What do you call a flying DT? A banshee What do you call a zergling that does splash damage and melts light units? A hellion What did blizzard do to the reaper? They reaped it Why do the Protoss hate hurricanes? Because storms are terrible What do you call a Thor with no base armor? A Thor Why would David Kim make a bad tightrope walker? He's terrible at balancing + Show Spoiler + Why didn't Hitler build archons? They were too gas intensive | ||
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Dalguno
United States2446 Posts
On July 01 2011 14:44 Dude. wrote: What did the goldfish say when he swam into a wall? Dam. Nah, that's a pun. I ran for SBO at my school, and one of my posters said this: I like to rhyme. Vote for Nielsen. No one understood it though. | ||
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Dude.
United States94 Posts
Fixed. =D Two muffins were in an oven. One looks to the other and says, "Jeez it's hot in here!" The other one replies, "+ Show Spoiler + OH MY GOD! You're a bagel! Two muffins were in an oven. One looks to the other and says, "Jeez it's hot in here!" The other replies, "+ Show Spoiler + | ||
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RedTerror
New Zealand742 Posts
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101toss
3232 Posts
On July 01 2011 15:08 RedTerror wrote: ITT many people who don't understand what an anti-joke is Don't ruin the fun | ||
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Eknoid4
United States902 Posts
On July 01 2011 14:18 uiCk wrote: this guy wins at anti-humor That's not anti-humor. That is exactly the type of response you'd expect to hear. | ||
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Chibithor
Brazil514 Posts
I prefer the anti-jokes though.  They're funny whereas the actual jokes are kinda ehh.On July 01 2011 12:26 Diks wrote: (Belgian anti-joke) A journalist interviews a farmer : - You have a very nice field, and a good number of cows, do you get a good production out of it ? - Yes, yes ! mostly from the white cows. - Not from the black ? - Oh yes, from the black too ! - They seem very calm - They are very calm, mostly the white. - The black cows aren't ? - Yes, the black are very calm too ! - Do they make a good milk ? - Yes, mainly the white. - The black don't ? - Oh, yes, they do too. - Sir I don't understand, why do you always refere to this white cows then ? - Well, listen to me. It's because the white cows are mine. - The black aren't ? + Show Spoiler + - Yes, they are also mine And that's just hilarious. | ||
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MangoTango
United States3670 Posts
On June 30 2011 21:33 Blyf wrote: An Irishman walks past a bar I don't think you're understanding the concept of anti-joke  | ||
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101toss
3232 Posts
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Try_Two_Beat_Me
Czech Republic52 Posts
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sTsCompleted
United States380 Posts
On June 30 2011 21:30 nttea wrote: im pretty sure a rabbits fart smells like fart? :/ yeah, how does a rabbit fart smell like a rabbit O_o? Also, I have a rabbit and don't ever recall him farting, lol. | ||
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kdgns
United States2427 Posts
On July 01 2011 15:27 Completley wrote: yeah, how does a rabbit fart smell like a rabbit O_o? Also, I have a rabbit and don't ever recall him farting, lol. maybe its cos the fart smelled like rabbit and you didnt notice? | ||
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uiCk
Canada1925 Posts
On July 01 2011 15:12 Eknoid4 wrote: That's not anti-humor. That is exactly the type of response you'd expect to hear. In anti-comedy the gist of the humor is in how poor the joke is or how poorly it was told. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-humor | ||
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omgCRAZY
Canada551 Posts
- "Yes" + Show Spoiler + "Ok, have a good day" *hangs up* | ||
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