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Eeevil
Profile Joined May 2008
Netherlands359 Posts
July 01 2011 05:26 GMT
#101
Two guys stand in front of a traffic light.

One guy "It's green"
Other guy: "A frog ?"
Dance like a butterfly, sting like an Intercontinental Ballistic Nuclear Missle.
Shebuha
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada1335 Posts
July 01 2011 05:27 GMT
#102
On June 30 2011 22:28 sanya wrote:
a protoss all ins idra , and wins


"A protoss walks into a bar and it's the end of a tournament" JP Mcdaniels
Faraday
Profile Joined April 2009
United States553 Posts
July 01 2011 05:27 GMT
#103
On June 30 2011 21:33 Blyf wrote:
An Irishman walks past a bar


This one is awesome....You win 1000 mineralz.
what happened, happened...
CrucialSC
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada135 Posts
July 01 2011 05:30 GMT
#104
How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
+ Show Spoiler +
One.


What is red and tastes like blood?
+ Show Spoiler +
Blood.


What is white, sticky, and smells?
+ Show Spoiler +
Shampoo.
DroneAllDay
Profile Joined April 2011
United States140 Posts
July 01 2011 05:31 GMT
#105
On July 01 2011 14:27 Shebuha wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2011 22:28 sanya wrote:
a protoss all ins idra , and wins


"A protoss walks into a bar and it's the end of a tournament" JP Mcdaniels


Now cue the Day[9] laugh track
Don't pressure me please, I like my drones too much
Dude.
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States94 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-01 06:02:41
July 01 2011 05:44 GMT
#106
What did the fish say when he swam in to a wall?
+ Show Spoiler +
shit


Why did Helen Keller run the stop sign?
+ Show Spoiler +
Because she's a woman.
101toss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
3232 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-01 06:14:53
July 01 2011 05:45 GMT
#107
Why did the colossus fall over?
Because it was imbalanced

What race are all terran players?
Russian (rushin)

Why are terran players so jacked?
Because they're overpowered

What do you call a flying DT?
A banshee

What do you call a zergling that does splash damage and melts light units?
A hellion

What did blizzard do to the reaper?
They reaped it

Why do the Protoss hate hurricanes?
Because storms are terrible

What do you call a Thor with no base armor?
A Thor

Why would David Kim make a bad tightrope walker?
He's terrible at balancing

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Why didn't Hitler build archons?
They were too gas intensive
Math doesn't kill champions and neither do wards
Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
July 01 2011 05:46 GMT
#108
On July 01 2011 14:44 Dude. wrote:
What did the goldfish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.


Nah, that's a pun.

I ran for SBO at my school, and one of my posters said this:

I like to rhyme.
Vote for Nielsen.

No one understood it though.
"I'm gonna keep making drones cause I'm a baller, and ballers make drones." -Snute
Dude.
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States94 Posts
July 01 2011 05:59 GMT
#109
On July 01 2011 14:46 Dalguno wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2011 14:44 Dude. wrote:
What did the goldfish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.


Nah, that's a pun.

Fixed. =D

Two muffins were in an oven. One looks to the other and says, "Jeez it's hot in here!" The other one replies, "+ Show Spoiler +
OH MY GOD! You're a bagel!
"

Two muffins were in an oven. One looks to the other and says, "Jeez it's hot in here!" The other replies, "+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
"
RedTerror
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
New Zealand742 Posts
July 01 2011 06:08 GMT
#110
ITT many people who don't understand what an anti-joke is
101toss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
3232 Posts
July 01 2011 06:10 GMT
#111
On July 01 2011 15:08 RedTerror wrote:
ITT many people who don't understand what an anti-joke is

Don't ruin the fun
Math doesn't kill champions and neither do wards
Eknoid4
Profile Joined October 2010
United States902 Posts
July 01 2011 06:12 GMT
#112
On July 01 2011 14:18 uiCk wrote:
this guy wins at anti-humor


That's not anti-humor. That is exactly the type of response you'd expect to hear.
If you're mad that someone else is brazenly trumpeting their beliefs with ignorance, perhaps you should be mad that you are doing it too.
Chibithor
Profile Joined April 2011
Brazil514 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-01 06:20:39
July 01 2011 06:19 GMT
#113
On July 01 2011 15:10 101toss wrote:
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On July 01 2011 15:08 RedTerror wrote:
ITT many people who don't understand what an anti-joke is

Don't ruin the fun

I prefer the anti-jokes though. They're funny whereas the actual jokes are kinda ehh.


On July 01 2011 12:26 Diks wrote:
(Belgian anti-joke)

A journalist interviews a farmer :
- You have a very nice field, and a good number of cows, do you get a good production out of it ?
- Yes, yes ! mostly from the white cows.
- Not from the black ?
- Oh yes, from the black too !
- They seem very calm
- They are very calm, mostly the white.
- The black cows aren't ?
- Yes, the black are very calm too !
- Do they make a good milk ?
- Yes, mainly the white.
- The black don't ?
- Oh, yes, they do too.
- Sir I don't understand, why do you always refere to this white cows then ?
- Well, listen to me. It's because the white cows are mine.
- The black aren't ?
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- Yes, they are also mine

And that's just hilarious.
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
July 01 2011 06:23 GMT
#114
On June 30 2011 21:33 Blyf wrote:
An Irishman walks past a bar


I don't think you're understanding the concept of anti-joke
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
101toss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
3232 Posts
July 01 2011 06:26 GMT
#115
Wanna hear a joke?
Protoss
Math doesn't kill champions and neither do wards
Try_Two_Beat_Me
Profile Joined September 2010
Czech Republic52 Posts
July 01 2011 06:27 GMT
#116
love this topic, keep up making fun guys its great to see <333
sTsCompleted
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States380 Posts
July 01 2011 06:27 GMT
#117
On June 30 2011 21:30 nttea wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2011 21:26 ZeraToss wrote:
Q : what smells like rabbit and is invisible

A: + Show Spoiler +
a rabbits fart

im pretty sure a rabbits fart smells like fart? :/


yeah, how does a rabbit fart smell like a rabbit O_o?

Also, I have a rabbit and don't ever recall him farting, lol.
kdgns
Profile Joined May 2009
United States2427 Posts
July 01 2011 06:39 GMT
#118
On July 01 2011 15:27 Completley wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2011 21:30 nttea wrote:
On June 30 2011 21:26 ZeraToss wrote:
Q : what smells like rabbit and is invisible

A: + Show Spoiler +
a rabbits fart

im pretty sure a rabbits fart smells like fart? :/


yeah, how does a rabbit fart smell like a rabbit O_o?

Also, I have a rabbit and don't ever recall him farting, lol.


maybe its cos the fart smelled like rabbit and you didnt notice?
uiCk
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Canada1925 Posts
July 01 2011 06:45 GMT
#119
On July 01 2011 15:12 Eknoid4 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2011 14:18 uiCk wrote:
this guy wins at anti-humor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_jHptcdhYg

That's not anti-humor. That is exactly the type of response you'd expect to hear.



In anti-comedy the gist of the humor is in how poor the joke is or how poorly it was told.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-humor

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids
omgCRAZY
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada551 Posts
July 01 2011 06:45 GMT
#120
- "Is your refrigerator running?"
- "Yes"
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"Ok, have a good day" *hangs up*
THIS NEEDS FACE!
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