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7mk
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Geo.Rion
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Wargable
United States107 Posts
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TALegion
United States1187 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + He got hit by a bus. | ||
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Tewks44
United States2032 Posts
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "because my wife is dying of terminal cancer" A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family | ||
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Volkspanzer
United States83 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + He is dead. | ||
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yellingnewt
United States22 Posts
Who's There Nobody Nobody who? | ||
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taldarimAltar
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A few minutes later panda emerges from the bushes and sees turtle coming out of the bushes. He asks turtle what he used to wipe his ass, turtle tell him he used some leaves. Then fox come forth from the bushes and panda asks him the same question, twigs the fox replies. Bat flies out of the bushes and gets asked the same thing. Bat says he used some pebbles, and they all wondered how bat did that. While they wait for rabbit, turtle asks "So what did you use panda?" Panda hesitates for a moment, and looks down sheepishly. Panda opens his mouth, but before he can answer, rabbit come out of the bushes covered in shit. | ||
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RighteousDan
Canada99 Posts
On July 03 2011 01:06 Wargable wrote: Yeah there are way too many people in here who don't understand what an anti-joke is. Yeah it's turned into a somewhat "intelligent" joke thread. Or jokes with relatively easy to predict punchlines that aren't normally heard of. | ||
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Dalguno
United States2446 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + A dead gazelle. | ||
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Kwidowmaker
Canada978 Posts
In unison the class shouts out: "CHANGE THE BOUNDS ON YOUR INTEGRAL" | ||
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Yourhighness
United Kingdom25 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + a big red rock eater. Whats white and if it fell from the sky it would kill you? + Show Spoiler + a fridge Whats white and blue and if it fell from the sky it would kill you? + Show Spoiler + A fridge wearing a denim jacket. Why did the girl fall off of the swing? + Show Spoiler + She was hit by a fridge. Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? + Show Spoiler + Dr Dre What is pink and fluffy? + Show Spoiler + pink fluff. What did the apple say to the grape? + Show Spoiler + Nothing, fruit cant speak. All i can remember at the moment, these kinds of jokes always crack me up though :D. | ||
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NexUmbra
Scotland3776 Posts
So the man walks over and introduces himself and offers to buy a round. The guy with the big orange head says, "Yeah, I'll bet you want to know the story, huh?" To which the man replies, "Sure, if you don't mind." The man with the big orange head sighs and says, "You know, I've gone over it in my mind a million times. Basically, it's like this: I was walking along the beach one day, when I stubbed my toe on something. I looked down, and there was an antique brass lamp. I picked it up and dusted it off a little -- when all of a sudden this enormous genie pops out! "The genie thundered, 'You have released me from my ten-thousand year imprisonment, and I am in your debt. I will grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude.' The man at the bar is agape. The guy with the big orange head continues: "So I said, 'Wow, okay. Well, my first wish is to be fantastically wealthy.' "The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And all of a sudden I have rings on my fingers and a crown on my head, and my wallet is full of money and a dozen ATM cards and the deed to a mansion in the hills -- I mean, I was loaded! "So I said, 'Amazing! Okay, for my next wish , I want to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world.' "The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And the ocean parts, and out walks this gorgeous woman in this beautiful dress, and she takes my hand and we fall in love and the genie marries us right there. It was incredible. "The genie booms, 'You have one wish remaining.'" The man with the big orange head pauses and sips his beer. He says, "Now, you know, this may be where I went wrong. I wished for a big orange head. | ||
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Airstrike
United Kingdom50 Posts
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Gladiator6
Sweden7024 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + You switch channel. | ||
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Klive5ive
United Kingdom6056 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Because its face was stapled to the floor. (not really an anti-joke but whatever) | ||
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MeteorMash
United States54 Posts
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GreEny K
Germany7312 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + The blonde is an idiot... You were expecting "their hair color" | ||
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n00b3rt
Bulgaria890 Posts
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Cadaver!!
Hungary390 Posts
On July 03 2011 05:36 MeteorMash wrote: i was reading about sharks. do you know what other species brutally murders people who are trying to help them? just you. you thought i was going to say sharks, didnt you? The correct answer is nobody. Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel. | ||
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