• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 07:58
CEST 13:58
KST 20:58
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Code S RO4 & Finals Preview: herO, Rogue, Classic, GuMiho0TL Team Map Contest #5: Presented by Monster Energy4Code S RO8 Preview: herO, Zoun, Bunny, Classic7Code S RO8 Preview: Rogue, GuMiho, Solar, Maru3BGE Stara Zagora 2025: Info & Preview27
Community News
Classic & herO RO8 Interviews: "I think it’s time to teach [Rogue] a lesson."1Rogue & GuMiho RO8 interviews: "Lifting that trophy would be a testament to all I’ve had to overcome over the years and how far I’ve come on this journey.3Code S RO8 Results + RO4 Bracket (2025 Season 2)12BGE Stara Zagora 2025 - Replay Pack2Weekly Cups (June 2-8): herO doubles down1
StarCraft 2
General
Code S RO8 Results + RO4 Bracket (2025 Season 2) Code S RO4 & Finals Preview: herO, Rogue, Classic, GuMiho Classic & herO RO8 Interviews: "I think it’s time to teach [Rogue] a lesson." Rogue & GuMiho RO8 interviews: "Lifting that trophy would be a testament to all I’ve had to overcome over the years and how far I’ve come on this journey. I have an extra ticket to the GSL Ro4/finals
Tourneys
Sea Duckling Open (Global, Bronze-Diamond) SOOPer7s Showmatches 2025 RSL: Revival, a new crowdfunded tournament series [GSL 2025] Code S: Season 2 - Ro8 - Group A [GSL 2025] Code S: Season 2 - Ro8 - Group B
Strategy
[G] Darkgrid Layout Simple Questions Simple Answers [G] PvT Cheese: 13 Gate Proxy Robo
Custom Maps
[UMS] Zillion Zerglings
External Content
Mutation # 477 Slow and Steady Mutation # 476 Charnel House Mutation # 475 Hard Target Mutation # 474 Futile Resistance
Brood War
General
BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Recent recommended BW games BW General Discussion FlaSh Witnesses SCV Pull Off the Impossible vs Shu StarCraft & BroodWar Campaign Speedrun Quest
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL 2v2] ProLeague Season 3 - Friday 21:00 CET Small VOD Thread 2.0 [BSL20] ProLeague Bracket Stage - Day 4
Strategy
I am doing this better than progamers do. [G] How to get started on ladder as a new Z player
Other Games
General Games
Path of Exile Nintendo Switch Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Beyond All Reason What do you want from future RTS games?
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine US Politics Mega-thread UK Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Vape Nation Thread
Fan Clubs
Maru Fan Club Serral Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Korean Music Discussion [Manga] One Piece
Sports
2024 - 2025 Football Thread NHL Playoffs 2024 TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
A Better Routine For Progame…
TrAiDoS
StarCraft improvement
iopq
Heero Yuy & the Tax…
KrillinFromwales
I was completely wrong ab…
jameswatts
Need Your Help/Advice
Glider
Trip to the Zoo
micronesia
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 27793 users

Anti-Jokes! - Page 7

Forum Index > Closed
Post a Reply
Prev 1 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next All
eu.exodus
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
South Africa1186 Posts
July 01 2011 06:50 GMT
#121
whats pink and fluffy?

+ Show Spoiler +
pink fluff


what do you call a body builder wearing headphones?

+ Show Spoiler +
whatever you want. He probably cant hear you


whats worse than finding 10 babys in a garbage bag?

+ Show Spoiler +
finding 1 baby in 10 garbage bags
6 poll is a good skill toi have
Rawrsi
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia55 Posts
July 01 2011 07:00 GMT
#122
What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
+ Show Spoiler +
Robin get in the Batmobile
manloveman
Profile Joined April 2011
424 Posts
July 01 2011 07:07 GMT
#123
Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house?
+ Show Spoiler +
Neither has he
dbddbddb
Profile Joined April 2010
Singapore969 Posts
July 01 2011 07:15 GMT
#124
what do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?
+ Show Spoiler +
a pilot
Synergy
Profile Joined October 2010
United States90 Posts
July 01 2011 07:16 GMT
#125
how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning

+ Show Spoiler +
tell her to set an alarm clock



"Just go fucking kill him!"-Day[9]
AnxiousHippo
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia1451 Posts
July 01 2011 07:21 GMT
#126
There is a whole website about them.

How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the homeless man get for christmas?
+ Show Spoiler +
nothing


What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
+ Show Spoiler +
We are both lawyers.
An apple a day keeps the Protoss away | TLHF
Eknoid4
Profile Joined October 2010
United States902 Posts
July 01 2011 07:27 GMT
#127
On July 01 2011 15:45 uiCk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2011 15:12 Eknoid4 wrote:
On July 01 2011 14:18 uiCk wrote:
this guy wins at anti-humor


That's not anti-humor. That is exactly the type of response you'd expect to hear.



In anti-comedy the gist of the humor is in how poor the joke is or how poorly it was told.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-humor



I don't expect you to understand what I mean I give up.
If you're mad that someone else is brazenly trumpeting their beliefs with ignorance, perhaps you should be mad that you are doing it too.
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
July 01 2011 07:29 GMT
#128
On July 01 2011 16:21 AnxiousHippo wrote:
There is a whole website about them.

How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the homeless man get for christmas?
+ Show Spoiler +
nothing


What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
+ Show Spoiler +
We are both lawyers.

The lawyer one has to be my favorite so far.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
dbddbddb
Profile Joined April 2010
Singapore969 Posts
July 01 2011 07:32 GMT
#129
knock knock
+ Show Spoiler +
welcome.
Colour415
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada26 Posts
July 01 2011 07:39 GMT
#130
Two men walk into a bar......you think one of them would have seen it.
darmousseh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3437 Posts
July 01 2011 07:45 GMT
#131
A guy walks into a bar
+ Show Spoiler +
He has a family of four and a drinking problem



Yo mommas so fat
+ Show Spoiler +
Your father no longer finds her attractive and now their marriage is in trouble


Finally
I would write a joke....but + Show Spoiler +
it probably wouldn't be funny.


Developer for http://mtgfiddle.com
AdunToridas
Profile Joined December 2008
Germany380 Posts
July 01 2011 07:57 GMT
#132
« People say I'm strange, does it make me a stranger that my best friend was born in a manger? »
PsYoniC.
Profile Joined February 2011
Germany61 Posts
July 01 2011 08:06 GMT
#133
What is red and cries?
+ Show Spoiler +
A baby playing with a razorblade


What is green and turns red when you push a button?
+ Show Spoiler +
A frog in a blender


What is red and goes up and down?
+ Show Spoiler +
A tomato inside of an elevator
"Maybe good brain?!" -- oGsMC
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16974 Posts
July 01 2011 08:38 GMT
#134
These types of threads generate no discussion.
Moderator
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16974 Posts
July 02 2011 13:41 GMT
#135
Back by popular request.

I'll be keeping an eye on the thread.
Moderator
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
July 02 2011 14:31 GMT
#136
Why did this thread get reopened?

+ Show Spoiler +
By popular request.
Bakkendepao
Profile Joined February 2011
Netherlands185 Posts
July 02 2011 14:38 GMT
#137
Why is the little boy not able to cycle?
+ Show Spoiler +
He's a brick.

[1:11:58] محمد بن راشد آل مكتوم: >having a signature [1:11:58] محمد بن راشد آل مكتوم: what are you
OrchidThief
Profile Joined April 2011
Denmark2298 Posts
July 02 2011 14:43 GMT
#138
Do people really find this funny? The only fun ones are the actual jokes that are just disguised as anti-jokes.
Ge0Rob
Profile Joined March 2011
England61 Posts
July 02 2011 15:06 GMT
#139
Roses are red, violets are blue
I've got Alzheimer's
cheese on toast.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid..
Estancia
Profile Joined July 2011
Korea (South)335 Posts
July 02 2011 15:17 GMT
#140
There are one man, one boy and one elderly woman on a train. There are no seats.
One person on the seat stands up and leave in the next station.
Who took the seat?
+ Show Spoiler +
Someone else
Prev 1 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
WardiTV Invitational
11:00
WardiTV June Playoffs
ByuN vs MaNaLIVE!
MaxPax vs Solar
Reynor vs Creator
Gerald vs Spirit
WardiTV913
TKL 173
IndyStarCraft 168
Rex144
LiquipediaDiscussion
CranKy Ducklings
10:00
Sea Duckling Open #135
CranKy Ducklings60
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Lowko280
TKL 173
IndyStarCraft 168
Rex 144
Livibee 88
ProTech74
BRAT_OK 69
trigger 53
MindelVK 24
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 28806
Calm 6572
Sea 6100
Rain 3458
Horang2 2089
Bisu 1484
Hyuk 707
BeSt 474
Mini 312
Zeus 311
[ Show more ]
Nal_rA 302
Last 246
Light 157
Soulkey 133
Mind 64
ToSsGirL 42
GuemChi 38
sSak 31
HiyA 24
NaDa 20
ajuk12(nOOB) 14
IntoTheRainbow 9
Noble 8
scan(afreeca) 8
Icarus 4
Dota 2
XcaliburYe481
Counter-Strike
flusha335
allub227
Super Smash Bros
Westballz30
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor218
Other Games
singsing1744
B2W.Neo628
Happy431
C9.Mang0305
DeMusliM289
Fuzer 238
XaKoH 139
Trikslyr28
FunKaTv 19
Organizations
Dota 2
PGL Dota 2 - Main Stream9108
PGL Dota 2 - Secondary Stream4117
Other Games
gamesdonequick453
StarCraft: Brood War
UltimateBattle 19
CasterMuse 17
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Adnapsc2 8
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• WagamamaTV270
League of Legends
• Nemesis905
• Stunt585
Upcoming Events
Cheesadelphia
3h 2m
CSO Cup
5h 2m
BSL: ProLeague
6h 2m
Hawk vs UltrA
Sziky vs spx
TerrOr vs JDConan
GSL Code S
20h 2m
Rogue vs herO
Classic vs GuMiho
Sparkling Tuna Cup
22h 2m
WardiTV Qualifier
1d 4h
BSL: ProLeague
1d 6h
Bonyth vs Dewalt
Cross vs Doodle
MadiNho vs Dragon
Replay Cast
1d 12h
Wardi Open
1d 23h
Replay Cast
2 days
[ Show More ]
Replay Cast
2 days
RSL Revival
2 days
Cure vs Percival
ByuN vs Spirit
RSL Revival
3 days
herO vs sOs
Zoun vs Clem
Replay Cast
4 days
The PondCast
4 days
RSL Revival
4 days
Serral vs SHIN
Solar vs Cham
Replay Cast
5 days
RSL Revival
5 days
Reynor vs Scarlett
ShoWTimE vs Classic
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

CSL Season 17: Qualifier 2
BGE Stara Zagora 2025
Heroes 10 EU

Ongoing

JPL Season 2
BSL 2v2 Season 3
BSL Season 20
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 2
NPSL S3
Rose Open S1
CSL 17: 2025 SUMMER
2025 GSL S2
Murky Cup #2
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 7
IEM Dallas 2025
PGL Astana 2025
Asian Champions League '25
BLAST Rivals Spring 2025
MESA Nomadic Masters
CCT Season 2 Global Finals
IEM Melbourne 2025
YaLLa Compass Qatar 2025
PGL Bucharest 2025

Upcoming

Copa Latinoamericana 4
CSLPRO Last Chance 2025
CSLPRO Chat StarLAN 3
K-Championship
SEL Season 2 Championship
Esports World Cup 2025
HSC XXVII
Championship of Russia 2025
BLAST Open Fall 2025
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.