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eu.exodus
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
South Africa1186 Posts
July 01 2011 06:50 GMT
#121
whats pink and fluffy?

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pink fluff


what do you call a body builder wearing headphones?

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whatever you want. He probably cant hear you


whats worse than finding 10 babys in a garbage bag?

+ Show Spoiler +
finding 1 baby in 10 garbage bags
6 poll is a good skill toi have
Rawrsi
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia55 Posts
July 01 2011 07:00 GMT
#122
What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
+ Show Spoiler +
Robin get in the Batmobile
manloveman
Profile Joined April 2011
424 Posts
July 01 2011 07:07 GMT
#123
Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house?
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Neither has he
dbddbddb
Profile Joined April 2010
Singapore969 Posts
July 01 2011 07:15 GMT
#124
what do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?
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a pilot
Synergy
Profile Joined October 2010
United States90 Posts
July 01 2011 07:16 GMT
#125
how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning

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tell her to set an alarm clock



"Just go fucking kill him!"-Day[9]
AnxiousHippo
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia1451 Posts
July 01 2011 07:21 GMT
#126
There is a whole website about them.

How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the homeless man get for christmas?
+ Show Spoiler +
nothing


What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
+ Show Spoiler +
We are both lawyers.
An apple a day keeps the Protoss away | TLHF
Eknoid4
Profile Joined October 2010
United States902 Posts
July 01 2011 07:27 GMT
#127
On July 01 2011 15:45 uiCk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2011 15:12 Eknoid4 wrote:
On July 01 2011 14:18 uiCk wrote:
this guy wins at anti-humor


That's not anti-humor. That is exactly the type of response you'd expect to hear.



In anti-comedy the gist of the humor is in how poor the joke is or how poorly it was told.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-humor



I don't expect you to understand what I mean I give up.
If you're mad that someone else is brazenly trumpeting their beliefs with ignorance, perhaps you should be mad that you are doing it too.
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
July 01 2011 07:29 GMT
#128
On July 01 2011 16:21 AnxiousHippo wrote:
There is a whole website about them.

How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the homeless man get for christmas?
+ Show Spoiler +
nothing


What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
+ Show Spoiler +
We are both lawyers.

The lawyer one has to be my favorite so far.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
dbddbddb
Profile Joined April 2010
Singapore969 Posts
July 01 2011 07:32 GMT
#129
knock knock
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welcome.
Colour415
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada26 Posts
July 01 2011 07:39 GMT
#130
Two men walk into a bar......you think one of them would have seen it.
darmousseh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3437 Posts
July 01 2011 07:45 GMT
#131
A guy walks into a bar
+ Show Spoiler +
He has a family of four and a drinking problem



Yo mommas so fat
+ Show Spoiler +
Your father no longer finds her attractive and now their marriage is in trouble


Finally
I would write a joke....but + Show Spoiler +
it probably wouldn't be funny.


Developer for http://mtgfiddle.com
AdunToridas
Profile Joined December 2008
Germany380 Posts
July 01 2011 07:57 GMT
#132
« People say I'm strange, does it make me a stranger that my best friend was born in a manger? »
PsYoniC.
Profile Joined February 2011
Germany61 Posts
July 01 2011 08:06 GMT
#133
What is red and cries?
+ Show Spoiler +
A baby playing with a razorblade


What is green and turns red when you push a button?
+ Show Spoiler +
A frog in a blender


What is red and goes up and down?
+ Show Spoiler +
A tomato inside of an elevator
"Maybe good brain?!" -- oGsMC
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17064 Posts
July 01 2011 08:38 GMT
#134
These types of threads generate no discussion.
Moderator
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17064 Posts
July 02 2011 13:41 GMT
#135
Back by popular request.

I'll be keeping an eye on the thread.
Moderator
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
July 02 2011 14:31 GMT
#136
Why did this thread get reopened?

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By popular request.
Bakkendepao
Profile Joined February 2011
Netherlands185 Posts
July 02 2011 14:38 GMT
#137
Why is the little boy not able to cycle?
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He's a brick.

[1:11:58] محمد بن راشد آل مكتوم: >having a signature [1:11:58] محمد بن راشد آل مكتوم: what are you
OrchidThief
Profile Joined April 2011
Denmark2298 Posts
July 02 2011 14:43 GMT
#138
Do people really find this funny? The only fun ones are the actual jokes that are just disguised as anti-jokes.
Ge0Rob
Profile Joined March 2011
England61 Posts
July 02 2011 15:06 GMT
#139
Roses are red, violets are blue
I've got Alzheimer's
cheese on toast.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid..
Estancia
Profile Joined July 2011
Korea (South)335 Posts
July 02 2011 15:17 GMT
#140
There are one man, one boy and one elderly woman on a train. There are no seats.
One person on the seat stands up and leave in the next station.
Who took the seat?
+ Show Spoiler +
Someone else
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