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Reptilia
Profile Joined June 2010
Chile913 Posts
July 02 2011 21:15 GMT
#161
what did batman say to robin before they got into the car

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robin, get in the car
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Mr Showtime
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1353 Posts
July 02 2011 21:18 GMT
#162
How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?


None. PETA can't change anything.
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
July 02 2011 21:20 GMT
#163
LMAO, never realized anti-jokes are so funny.
Brood War loyalist
Tewks44
Profile Joined April 2011
United States2032 Posts
July 02 2011 21:32 GMT
#164
what's the downside of 4 black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadallic?

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They were my friends


how do you get a black guy to take a job?

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provide a job offer and an acceptable salary


"that is our ethos; free content, starcraft content, websites that work occasionally" -Sean "Day[9]" Plott
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
July 02 2011 21:33 GMT
#165
Why can't Helen Keller drive?

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Because she's blind and deaf
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
July 02 2011 21:35 GMT
#166
What do you call a man with no arms or legs that floats at sea?
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Dead.
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
LittLeD
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden7973 Posts
July 02 2011 21:45 GMT
#167
What's white, likes to hide and is fairly disturbing?
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☆Grubby ☆| Tod|DeMusliM|ThorZaiN|SaSe|Moon|Mana| ☆HerO ☆
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
July 02 2011 21:51 GMT
#168
One of my old world lit teachers used to tell this one over and over again:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
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it was dead


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Half of these end with "it/he/she is/was dead" LOL
:)
FeUerFlieGe
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1193 Posts
July 02 2011 21:52 GMT
#169
Whats long, hard, and filled with seamen?

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A submarine you perverts
To unpathed waters, undreamed shores. - Shakespeare
Badjas
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Netherlands2038 Posts
July 02 2011 21:57 GMT
#170
On June 30 2011 22:25 Brotkrumen wrote:
Q: Why did the man kill himself?

A: Because his alcoholism led to a divorce from his wife, estranged his children and drove him into a deep depression he couldn't get out of.

R: So he did get out of it.
I <3 the internet, I <3 you
sirkyan
Profile Joined July 2010
211 Posts
July 02 2011 22:03 GMT
#171
On July 03 2011 06:57 Badjas wrote:
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On June 30 2011 22:25 Brotkrumen wrote:
Q: Why did the man kill himself?

A: Because his alcoholism led to a divorce from his wife, estranged his children and drove him into a deep depression he couldn't get out of.

R: So he did get out of it.


Badabish!
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-02 22:18:33
July 02 2011 22:17 GMT
#172
Why dont nerds go outside?

Theres no internet out there.

What do you call a dog on a hot summers day?

A dog.
Useless wet fish.
SpaceFighting
Profile Joined January 2010
New Zealand690 Posts
July 02 2011 22:31 GMT
#173
i swear there are alot of people just posting regular jokes LOL

whats pink and fluffy?
pink fluff
kuz pro
Randomaccount#128098
Profile Joined November 2010
United States411 Posts
July 02 2011 22:33 GMT
#174
--- Nuked ---
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-02 22:38:10
July 02 2011 22:37 GMT
#175
On July 03 2011 00:31 7mk wrote:
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
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Dr. Dre

What is one of the best jokes in this thread?
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the quoted one
iloveav
Profile Joined November 2008
Poland1480 Posts
July 02 2011 22:45 GMT
#176
knock knock,
whos there?
Jean Claude Van Damme
Dont know, all four of you fuck off.
aka LRM)Cats_Paw.
Doat
Profile Joined November 2010
Finland7 Posts
July 02 2011 22:54 GMT
#177
A shitty joke I heard all my childhood but I guess it counts as an anti-joke:

-Wanna hear the world's quickest joke?
-Yeah.
-It's already over.

Also:

A man walks into a forest
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a washing machine.


I love these jokes! The one about lawyers cracked me up. Keep em coming.
Nuttyguy
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United Kingdom1526 Posts
July 02 2011 22:58 GMT
#178
Yo mamma so fat
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She went to exercise
StuBob
Profile Joined March 2010
United States373 Posts
July 02 2011 22:58 GMT
#179
what is green and has wheels?
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grass, I lied about the wheels
I play RANDOM!
IntoTheEmo
Profile Joined February 2009
Singapore1169 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-02 23:06:37
July 02 2011 23:03 GMT
#180
What did Bisu say to hyvaa the last time they met?
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gg


What's worse than Shine winning a Starleague?
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My post
.

What did Stork get this month?
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Dropped from the Power Rank.


I tried for the BW fans.

Who's cuter than ZerO and looks like a cat?
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Hello Kitty.
MMOs kill APM. However Proleague plus BW Proscene music increase APM -> 100. 이제동 Fighting! Highest ranked Jaedong owner in FPL10 = clearly #1 Jaedong fan~! <- Keeping my sig from 2010
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