EPTThree blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.
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Gingerninja
United Kingdom1339 Posts
Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative. | ||
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Papillon
Germany131 Posts
It has two wings, especially the left one. | ||
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Swad1000
United States366 Posts
A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think. | ||
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DNB
Finland995 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + He got wet | ||
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Rixilius
Philippines52 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + a stick | ||
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MetalLobster
Canada532 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + FUCK YOU I DONT OPEN DOORS FOR STRANGERS | ||
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Klive5ive
United Kingdom6056 Posts
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? One walks on the moon, the other does like playing with children. | ||
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RPR_Tempest
Australia7798 Posts
A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first koala. Q: Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? A: It thought that it looked fun and joined in. | ||
jhNz
Germany2762 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i750.photobucket.com/albums/xx146/LiliacDeathFlower/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road.gif) What is white and disturbing while you have dinner? + Show Spoiler + An avalanche. | ||
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Gryffes
United Kingdom763 Posts
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Sqalevon
Netherlands523 Posts
Who's there ? 9-11 9-11 who ? + Show Spoiler + I thought you'd never forget. | ||
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bibbaly
98 Posts
Michael replies, "It doesn't matter it's going to end up on the floor." | ||
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Brotkrumen
Germany193 Posts
A: Because his alcoholism led to a divorce from his wife, estranged his children and drove him into a deep depression he couldn't get out of. | ||
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BlindSC2
United Kingdom435 Posts
Oh Bill Bailey, I bow to you The tree blind mice one earlier in the thread was from the same show - Bill Bailey, Part Troll. Look it up if you like this kind of humour, he also does a lot of musical stuff as well. His recent stuff hasn't been that great unfortunately, but Part Troll was an amazingly funny show | ||
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dangerjoe
Denmark1866 Posts
Surprised and confused, he sits down and wait for the horse to leave. Finally the horse leaves, and the man asks the bartender: "How wierd was that, huh? A horse drinking Martini???!" + Show Spoiler + The bartender says: "Yeah, I know right.. Usually he orders beer." | ||
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Tobberoth
Sweden6375 Posts
Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference? Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing! Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad. Knock knock Who’s there? Latvian. Latvian who? Please open door. Is cold. What are one potato say other potato? Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm. | ||
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sanya
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Blyf
Denmark408 Posts
On June 30 2011 21:50 Mackin wrote: Lies, we never walk past one, unless its to a different one. That's.... the joke | ||
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Jayjay54
Germany2296 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + an avalanche | ||
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Keitzer
United States2509 Posts
also Q: What do you get when you combine a Jewish man, a Black guy, and an Asian male? A: + Show Spoiler + A diverse group of guys. | ||
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