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Your Best "F*** It!" Moment - Page 3
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DavoS
United States4605 Posts
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tomatriedes
New Zealand5356 Posts
On March 01 2013 02:15 Demonhunter04 wrote: You can just preview the message to see if it works next time  Hey man, this a 'fuck it' thread, take that square rational thinking outta here! My best one is probably when I staying near London with my mom and her partner who were on a one-year work exchange. I was pretty bored and then one day saw an ad in a magazine for a kibbutz stay in Israel and went 'fuck it' and applied. It was a really fun 6 weeks and even though I went by myself I met lots of cool people from different countries- Denmark, Norway, Sweden, England, Wales etc. and had some fun adventures. | ||
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KaoReal
Canada340 Posts
On March 01 2013 01:04 Rimstalker wrote: stepping out of the changing room into the atelier I was doing nude modeling in and telling my boss that I won't accept his mediocre year-end assessment and that I'm quitting. and asking this one supercute asian chick out. You did all this naked in your atelier? | ||
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SwizzY
United States1549 Posts
Needless to say we bond almost instantly, we go to dinner and basically handfuck each other for like an hour. Go to the car and look up through sunroof at the stars. She is slowly falling asleep from the fatigue.. I say fuck it, jump over to her side of the car seat and just make out with her with a little boob action on the side. Now after 2 years we are inseparable... which I'm not sure is such a good throughout.. But oh well. | ||
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Diks
Belgium1880 Posts
I had no inspiration and the time was ticking, at one point I said "fuck it", then I proceeded to do a drawing of the exam and the teachers. I made a caricature of the 3 examiners and me at a table I wrote the obvious criticism I thought I would receive above their head, and above mine, I wrote "fuck it, I prefere video games anyway" When it was time for the oral intervention, I just sat down and didn't say a single word, I was too busy enjoying their discomfort because most of the critical stuff they wanted to say was already written down on the drawing and they apparently weren't feeling good talking about their caricatures. I ended up succeeding the exam, I joined the school which was in Belgium. This was 7 years ago, I'm still there. | ||
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dudeman001
United States2412 Posts
As I'm squatting behind a box while the enemy's shooting their little pellets, I realize eventually they'll surround me and it'll be a shutout. So, fuck it, let's take down as many as possible. I roll out from behind the cover and start charging with gun blazing. I didn't win, but I did manage to take out 3 of them in about 10 seconds before getting shot down myself. It was a great day after that :D On March 01 2013 03:11 Diks wrote: I was passing an exam to enter an art school. It was the final exam, the three examiners asked us to do a drawing for 2 hours then we'd have 20mn to discuss about it. I had no inspiration and the time was ticking, at one point I said "fuck it", then I proceeded to do a drawing of the exam and the teachers. I made a caricature of the 3 examiners and me at a table I wrote the obvious criticism I thought I would receive above their head, and above mine, I wrote "fuck it, I prefere video games anyway" When it was time for the oral intervention, I just sat down and didn't say a single word, I was too busy enjoying their discomfort because most of the critical stuff they wanted to say was already written down on the drawing and they apparently weren't feeling good talking about their caricatures. I ended up succeeding the exam, I joined the school which was in Belgium. This was 7 years ago, I'm still there. This is brilliant. | ||
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kafkaesque
Germany2006 Posts
I went up to the captain and said: "Yo broheim, land immediately, I need to see a doctor!" he was all like: "We can't do that, we're over the pacific!" (I had just visited Japan to win a Pokémon TCG championship and to pick up a large crate of supermodels). So I said: "FUCK IT!", pulled the captain off of his seat, lowered the plane's altitude - I had picked up flying while argueing with the pilot - strapped a buch of parachutes to my Ferrari jetski and jumped out of the plane. The drop was so high that I went a couple of hundred feet below the surface of the water, so I had to wrestle a school of sharks to get back to the surface. Orwell that ends well: one of the sharks bit off the middle piece of my manhood, inadvertently giving me the desperately needed surgery. | ||
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rezzan
Sweden329 Posts
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DavoS
United States4605 Posts
On March 01 2013 03:24 kafkaesque wrote: I sat in my private jet on my way to the US, since Stephen Hawking wanted to pick my brain about stuff he couldn't figure out himself. So while I was flying, my doctor called and said that I desperately needed penis reduction surgery, or my next erection would be my last one. I went up to the captain and said: "Yo broheim, land immediately, I need to see a doctor!" he was all like: "We can't do that, we're over the pacific!" (I had just visited Japan to win a Pokémon TCG championship and to pick up a large crate of supermodels). So I said: "FUCK IT!", pulled the captain off of his seat, lowered the plane's altitude - I had picked up flying while argueing with the pilot - strapped a buch of parachutes to my Ferrari jetski and jumped out of the plane. The drop was so high that I went a couple of hundred feet below the surface of the water, so I had to wrestle a school of sharks to get back to the surface. Orwell that ends well: one of the sharks bit off the middle piece of my manhood, inadvertently giving me the desperately needed surgery. We have a winner, this thread can now be closed | ||
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Maesy
United States1444 Posts
On March 01 2013 03:27 rezzan wrote: I really dont have one "fuck it" moment.. feels like my entire life is a "fuck it" moment lol... I was trying to think of something but this honestly sums it up for me too. | ||
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Orcasgt24
Canada3238 Posts
Totally worth it! Bungee jumping is sooooo much fun! | ||
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Vandrad
Germany951 Posts
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GGTeMpLaR
United States7226 Posts
edit: It's been changed thankfully. | ||
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hoby2000
United States918 Posts
But moral of this story - Don't let social restrictions keep you from hanging out with someone. You never know when you're going to find that special someone. Even people who you have never considered could easily be the one you're looking for. | ||
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EdaPoe
Netherlands82 Posts
Admittedly not my 'best' 'fuck it' moment but it is the only one I could remember, and whose 'scars' are still quite fresh. | ||
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Iplaythings
Denmark9110 Posts
On March 01 2013 03:39 Orcasgt24 wrote: My best fuck it moment is just jumping off the top of a bungee tower. Totally worth it! Bungee jumping is sooooo much fun! Same with me, 'cept it was on a crane and I was scared shitless ( I was 15 at the time) so I decided I would hold my arms inside the bars of the lift facing the instructor cus I didn't wanna fall down (silly, I know) so I make the instructors voice my master of the moment and hope for the best while having my arms the way they were, I had no idea how the fuck I was ever gonna jump off Then instructor ruins my sense of secuirty while lifting by going "Allright, turn around" Allright "Take your arms outside the bars" Not-so allright but I managed by closing my eyes "Now open your eyes and enjoy the view" Fuck. "Nice view isn't it" Admittedly it'd be a nice view if I wasn't scared as shitless as I was but nevertheless I had a quick moment of sanity which said "I can see across Limfjorden.. huh that's neat" + Show Spoiler [Limfjorden] + Aalborg where I live is divided into 2 cities, one north and south of the Limfjord where I live Back to panic mode and by now the lift was 73 meters in the air "Okay, when I count to 3, you jump, okay?" 1.. 2.. 3.. ... Fuck it... *HOP!* And then the horizon just went black as I closed my as I jumped and what a bloody fine jump it was I was flying for the next 2 hours after I reached the ground after the bouncing (which was AMAZING) I do recommend Bungee jumping for everyone who lacked a little manhood (like me), it gives confidence and boy fuck is it an amazing memory. | ||
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yOngKIN
Korea (North)656 Posts
On March 01 2013 04:06 EdaPoe wrote: Me and a long-time friend (not too close but not too distant) were hanging together in her room, on her bed, and while there were many hints and signs from her that she wanted more from me, at least for that night, I said 'fuck it' and I obeyed my 'reason' which dictated that she was just a friend and nothing more could happen. A couple of days later I left for abroad and I won't see her again for five to six months. FML. Admittedly not my 'best' 'fuck it' moment but it is the only one I could remember, and whose 'scars' are still quite fresh. You are a big idiot! You will regret it FOREVER! | ||
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kafkaesque
Germany2006 Posts
On March 01 2013 04:06 EdaPoe wrote: Me and a long-time friend (not too close but not too distant) were hanging together in her room, on her bed, and while there were many hints and signs from her that she wanted more from me, at least for that night, I said 'fuck it' and I obeyed my 'reason' which dictated that she was just a friend and nothing more could happen. A couple of days later I left for abroad and I won't see her again for five to six months. FML. Admittedly not my 'best' 'fuck it' moment but it is the only one I could remember, and whose 'scars' are still quite fresh. Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are: it might have been. | ||
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Rimstalker
Germany734 Posts
not MY atelier. Someone else's, I was a poor backpacker and needed the cold, hard cash. The Asian chick and the nude thing were in the same town, but a couple of weeks apart, the work thing was about four years afterwards. | ||
ImbaTosS
United Kingdom1707 Posts
On March 01 2013 00:08 GizmoPT wrote: today i was going to play starcraft 2 but then i thought fuck it and didnt play Can we get a slow-clap for this guy? | ||
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