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Have you ever experienced being trapped in the corner, nowhere to go, no other options, and knowing that no matter what you do, it's going to end up pretty bad. But then, with a "Fuck It!" attitude, dropping all care in the world, you push through - and manage to come out at the other end intact, even better. Share your moment.
Mine by the way:
Theater class last year. We were on the middle part of the semester and the professor told us the final exam will be a Shakespeare play. This is a bit of a overly excessive professor, and he decided that the best way to announce it is to have impromptu casting, in the main theater hall of our school. Of course, casts will have a bigger chance of getting good grades that crews, so everyone who was popular enough, or thought they were, wanted to be part of the cast. On the background of the stage were projected a few monologues from Shakespeare's plays. Some made it with little effort. Others are just not made to be public performers and the professor torpedoed us one by one. You could volunteer to be part of the cast, which would get you a max grade of B, to save you the humiliation.
The line is getting shorter, and soon it will be my turn to decide. As it happens, I know a bit of Shakespeare. I have never performed in public, and the thought of 1 stranger looking at me is already dreadful, much more a crowd of hundreds. As the guy before me declared "crew", I slowly proceeded to the stage, took a deep breath, try to calm my heart, channeled my inner Al Pacino, and just say "FUCK IT!" Merchant of Venice monologue here goes nothing.
I saw the professors jaw literally dropped after my little monologue. The crowd was silent for a brief second. And then clapping erupted and everyone rushed to congratulate me. Lol. I was sweating in buckets at that time, and if I was not overwhelmed by happiness, I would have been declared having a heart attack.
Yours?
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When I read the topic's title, I thought it means your best YOLO moment lol.
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Read title: fuck it mom... lol.
Anyway congratulations on that.
Mine. So-so party at a frat house, not a frat party though, just for some socio-awareness benefit shit. Anyway, a chick way above my league was hanging by the bookshelf. Every guy in the leaving room is obviously watching, but was afraid to come near here. It was like having Heidi Klum in a crown of Steve Buscemis.
I bottomed a glass of whiskey and fuck it, at least I tried not like these losers here. I saw the shelf had some philo books, and she was scanning a Descartes book. "The methodical doubt", I interrupted. She chuckled. She was actually pretty nice. We talked all night to everyone's envy, about everything, and one thing led to another (not that night though). Yeah I win!
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The time I was getting very drunk with a buddy of mine at the restaurant we worked at. After the bar closed my friend (Kitchen Manager) and I took some beers from the walk in and a girl from the front and went to his house.
Some how after hanging out etc. the girl myself and Bob my buddy start wrestling around and all of a sudden I have the girls boob in my mouth....She did not mind neither did I but Bob was a bit taken back....But the drink cloud we all were in was not disturbed....
Bob decides now is a good time to ride hsi bike 15 minutes away for some smokes .. The lady after Bob leaves turns to me and says Im going to lay down. I say Ill join ya....
I walk into Bobs room the lady has her back to me and I lay down behind her... She starts pushing into me and I start to fondle her lady parts...
Next thing I know I am wild thinging her from behind with no rain coat.... Afew minutes go by and she says something, Since she is talking to the wall I say "what"....
The way she stiffened up was a give away... she says again a bit hesitantly " I thought You hated me BOB." She turns and looks me in the eye a bit of confusion on her face she turns back to the wall and she pushes back into me..."fuck it" I finish and start to get up when Bob comes through the door
.."Hey Bob I am outty here do not fuck the lady in your bed.... later dude"
It was not until I had got back to work (24 hour hipster joint ) that i noticed my pants were still all messed up and the belt was on but no button or zipper....
The lady used to be quite a regular and I never saw her again after that.
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Competitive swimming. 4x50m, me and three buddies. I forgot to put my cap and goggles on, and it is my turn. Fuck it.
Best time all around and of my life. AND my hair was huge at the time. How the fuck I did that, idk.
Next day, I proceed to break all my personal records.
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So I was browsing TL, when I came across a new Thread posted in the General-Forum.
It read "Your Best "Fuck It!" Mom..." and I wasn't sure if I should really click on it.
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i thought you just said "fuck it" in front of the crowd would have been a better fuck it moment
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East Gorteau22261 Posts
On February 28 2013 23:59 Zephirdd wrote:
Competitive swimming. 4x50m, me and three buddies. I forgot to put my cap and goggles on, and it is my turn. Fuck it.
Best time all around and of my life. AND my hair was huge at the time. How the fuck I did that, idk.
Next day, I proceed to break all my personal records.
How fast did it go?
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today i was going to play starcraft 2 but then i thought fuck it and didnt play
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On March 01 2013 00:08 GizmoPT wrote:
today i was going to play starcraft 2 but then i thought fuck it and didnt play
LOL, If this is your best, what's your worst?
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A couple weeks back I went out to the club with a few old friends who were in town. It was all fun and shit until I met up with this really pretty girl and we got to chatting and really hit it off.
Well, after a few drinks I can imagine you know where this is going, Fast forward to her place, we're both drunk, she's stumbling for her keys, turns to me and says, with a wink, and I fucking shit you not "Don't worry, my husband isn't home."
I swallowed, thought "FUCK IT!" Then turned around, drove home and played ladder for four hours straight. I had a real itch to play beta it's only a couple days left, damnit!
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On March 01 2013 00:18 Uncultured wrote:
A couple weeks back I went out to the club with a few old friends who were in town. It was all fun and shit until I met up with this really pretty girl and we got to chatting and really hit it off.
Well, after a few drinks I can imagine you know where this is going, Fast forward to her place, we're both drunk, she's stumbling for her keys, turns to me and says, with a wink, and I fucking shit you not "Don't worry, my husband isn't home."
I swallowed, thought "FUCK IT!" Then turned around, drove home and played ladder for four hours straight. I had a real itch to play beta it's only a couple days left, damnit!
Reverse fuck it. Damn man! you should have done it!
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Girl from work really distressed and i was comforting her one night at a lake, she wanted to drink so we bought some beers and she got wasted, she lunged at me on a bench by the lake, i stopped her and said no ur drunk, we work together its not good blah blah. She said she wanted it.
Fuck it! i played the good guy act, time for pussay!
Now im married to her and live in sri lanka.
I win the thread :D
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Well i dont know if this counts.
One night was out drinking with the lads, still to this day its my eaviest drinking sessions 26 shots of whisky some fruity shots and got know how msny pints of beer.
I got to the point where i felt like i was going to throw up, then i got challenged to down 3litre boot, which was filled with cider or beer.
So 6 of us lined up and music was going on and the song was Threw it on the ground by lonely island. So they started count down i tilted the beer to my mouth while the rest were downing it and at that momment, a spark of brilliance came.
So i timed my action perfectly when the singer said "i THREW IT ON THE GROUND" Well the boot flew on the ground, glass chattered, everyone stared i laughed. By that point i didn't care and was thrown out and went home.
Nothing amazing but was a funny night
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On March 01 2013 00:32 Capped wrote:
Girl from work really distressed and i was comforting her one night at a lake, she wanted to drink so we bought some beers and she got wasted, she lunged at me on a bench by the lake, i stopped her and said no ur drunk, we work together its not good blah blah. She said she wanted it.
Fuck it! i played the good guy act, time for pussay!
Now im married to her and live in sri lanka.
I win the thread :D
You mean, "fuck it" like "fuck this"?
I don't know if this is supposed to be ironic or what? Why emphasize you live in Sri Lanka?
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On March 01 2013 00:49 yOngKIN wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2013 00:32 Capped wrote:
Girl from work really distressed and i was comforting her one night at a lake, she wanted to drink so we bought some beers and she got wasted, she lunged at me on a bench by the lake, i stopped her and said no ur drunk, we work together its not good blah blah. She said she wanted it.
Fuck it! i played the good guy act, time for pussay!
Now im married to her and live in sri lanka.
I win the thread :D You mean, "fuck it" like "fuck this"? I don't know if this is supposed to be ironic or what? Why emphasize you live in Sri Lanka?
What...? I said "Fuck it" i wont listen to my head and not hook up with the girl from work - when it can totally backfire in my face because she's drunk and could easily turn up to work and either make life very difficult or get me fired on the spot.
I live in sri lanka with her now because she's from sri lanka, i got the opportunity because of my "fuck it" moment, with my lovely wife, also from the "fuck it" moment.
I did miss the opportunity to bang her tall blonde friend with giant fake breasts though, only after getting with her did i find out she was into me  i guess its for the best considering she was 30 with a child though xD
You ruined the thread making me explain things. MOAR FUCK IT MOMENTS
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Reading this thread i realised i never take any chances. I guess im living a boring life. Fuck it.
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I was born. Then I realised that there is no good reason for me to live. Then I said "fuck it" and did it anyways.
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stepping out of the changing room into the atelier I was doing nude modeling in
and telling my boss that I won't accept his mediocre year-end assessment and that I'm quitting.
and asking this one supercute asian chick out.
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I was sick and didn't want to kiss this girl, but she really, really wanted to kiss. So after about 20 minutes, I just said "Alright fuck it" and dove in.
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Italy12246 Posts
After a concert i played in, the pub owner didn't want to pay us even though we had even provided our own amps for free because "the evenining didn't go well at all, not enough people". In a full pub, with 300 people drinking and listening. Asshole.
So me and my bassist said "fuck it", took our amps (the only ones in the pub), loaded them in the car and we got the fuck out. The next 3 bands had to plug their stuff straight into the mixer.
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The more recent one:
A a month ago, I was invited to take a test as a prerequisite to attend one of Germany's best universities.
As I already had five different offers that didn't involve any work, I didn't intend to even take the test, as that would have entailed driving 400 kilometers in really bad weather conditions. So I didn't prepare at all and slept in the day of the test.
On the morning of the test, I thought "Fuck it, I'm going to try anyways", took my brother's car keys, spent my last money on gas, drove faster than I ever have in my life and was only half an hour late and permitted to take the test anyways.
The best one:
My girlfriend, my best friend and I were really bored one Wednesday night. We figured we all could need a holiday.
I said: "Fuck it, let's drive to Spain!" and half an hour later we were on the Autobahn. We had to stop in France to get doctor's notes for work, but we had a really cool trip. My friend got fired, but he met his now wife on the trip and lives in Spain now.
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Decided it would be good to continue my studies. But then I thought "nah fuck it". So I didn't
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Italy12246 Posts
On March 01 2013 01:20 kafkaesque wrote:
My girlfriend, my best friend and I were really bored one Wednesday night. We figured we all could need a holiday.
I said: "Fuck it, let's drive to Spain!" and half an hour later we were on the Autobahn. We had to stop in France to get doctor's notes for work, but we had a really cool trip. My friend got fired, but he met his now wife on the trip and lives in Spain now.
That's pretty awesome :D
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Wife walks in the room.
"Fuck it"
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lol at the trolls in this thread
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Most of these seem to be alcohol related, shame that I don't party/drink much. However!
One summer I worked as a camp counselor, and all the counselors were hanging out towards the end of the summer at a place one counselor's parents owned in the middle of nowhere. One particularly unbearable girl (we'll call her "Cargirl"), who thrives on making stupid decisions, had a fair number of drinks and decided to try driving home. What Cargirl ended up doing was scratching up the side of someone's car and putting hers into a ditch. After universally mocking Cargirl after she fell asleep in the backseat of this car she had put in the ditch, we went back inside to find that a different girl (We'll call her "Pitbull") was in a massive (drunken) rage over all of us teasing Cargirl. Pitbull was about 5'8", a lifeguard and State level swimmer, was upset about Cargirl being teased, apparently because she had been in similar positions before. Pitbull is ready to kill everyone at this house and is hardass enough to potentially do it. Alone upstairs with her and two terrified others, I am faced with the choice of either:
A - Slowly trying to talk down Pitbull, an impossible feat that will probably only end in my scrawny butt getting thrashed, or
B - Saying "Fuck It", introduce even more alcohol into Pitbull's system, and either induce the drunken brawling right away or seeing if something completely different happens.
Naturally I went with B.
Pitbull was sound asleep on the kitchen floor 10 minutes later, and we all proceeded to have a blast talking about how stupid Cargirl was and writing all over Pitbull in magic marker. I think the best part was that Pitbull had to give a swimming test the next day, and it was only 5 minutes before the test that she found out her arms and legs was covered in swear words and obscene drawings.
I don't think this can win though, since it did not end with me getting laid. That seems to be the Holy Trifecta - Alcohol, "fuck it"s, and getting laid
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On March 01 2013 00:05 Zealously wrote:Show nested quote +On February 28 2013 23:59 Zephirdd wrote:
Competitive swimming. 4x50m, me and three buddies. I forgot to put my cap and goggles on, and it is my turn. Fuck it.
Best time all around and of my life. AND my hair was huge at the time. How the fuck I did that, idk.
Next day, I proceed to break all my personal records. How fast did it go?
26"30 iirc. I was really young.
Got 25"50 the next day with cap and goggles.
I love freestyle.
We got 4th place btw :p
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EDIT: Totally unrelated, just saw it on reddit and posted here to see if it works. It did!
+ Show Spoiler +uosןnɐd ʇɹǝqoɹ sı ǝɯɐu sıɥ
User was warned for this post
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On March 01 2013 02:06 yOngKIN wrote:EDIT: Totally unrelated, just saw it on reddit and posted here to see if it works. It did! + Show Spoiler +uosןnɐd ʇɹǝqoɹ sı ǝɯɐu sıɥ
You can just preview the message to see if it works next time 
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Never bothered reading two novels assigned to me, had to compare them in a 5 page essay. Ended up procrastinating until the night before it was due.
But rather than "Fuck it" I ended up saying, "Fuck me with a pole." Chugged an assload of energy drinks.
Online summaries and notes 2gud.
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I think some people are missing the mark of what a "fuck it" moment is. It's where you're faced with adversity and you're going to back down, then you say "fuck it!" and do it anyway. Not say "fuck it!" and then not do it.
My favorite is probably when I was out dirt biking in some mountains, pretty high up. These were the craziest trails I had ever been on. Steep, and incredibly rocky, and these were huge fucking rocks. I had recently gone down on rocks a few months prior and injured myself so I was incredibly tentative. I could tell everyone I was with were getting upset with me, because I was going slow due to being frightened. I remember being at the bottom of a hill that we had to climb that was REALLY rutted and rocky. I remember saying "FUCK IT!" and I just pinned the gas and sprinted up the hill, jumping and bouncing the back tire everywhere. It gave me the confidence I needed to ride fast for the rest of the day, and I ended up having one of the best times of my entire life.
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On March 01 2013 01:00 Kevan wrote:
I was born. Then I realised that there is no good reason for me to live. Then I said "fuck it" and did it anyways.
i think we would be excellent friends
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On March 01 2013 02:15 Demonhunter04 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2013 02:06 yOngKIN wrote:EDIT: Totally unrelated, just saw it on reddit and posted here to see if it works. It did! + Show Spoiler +uosןnɐd ʇɹǝqoɹ sı ǝɯɐu sıɥ You can just preview the message to see if it works next time
How do they do it? Damn the internet introducing me to things I don't know.
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On March 01 2013 02:43 yOngKIN wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2013 02:15 Demonhunter04 wrote:On March 01 2013 02:06 yOngKIN wrote:EDIT: Totally unrelated, just saw it on reddit and posted here to see if it works. It did! + Show Spoiler +uosןnɐd ʇɹǝqoɹ sı ǝɯɐu sıɥ You can just preview the message to see if it works next time How do they do it? Damn the internet introducing me to things I don't know.
The big "preview" button at the bottom of the post you're making is probably a good place to start
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On March 01 2013 02:46 DavoS wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2013 02:43 yOngKIN wrote:On March 01 2013 02:15 Demonhunter04 wrote:On March 01 2013 02:06 yOngKIN wrote:EDIT: Totally unrelated, just saw it on reddit and posted here to see if it works. It did! + Show Spoiler +uosןnɐd ʇɹǝqoɹ sı ǝɯɐu sıɥ You can just preview the message to see if it works next time How do they do it? Damn the internet introducing me to things I don't know. The big "preview" button at the bottom of the post you're making is probably a good place to start
No, I mean how did they type in reverse.
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10th grade school ball (or prom or w/e you call it), this weird in a cute kind of way emo-ish girl is all alone and has no one to dance with. I thought it would be kind of awkward but in my head I said "Fuck it" and asked if she wanted to dance.
Win part end.
She was with a guy (played the drums in my band), and she broke up. "Now it's my time hurdurr", but since we go to different schools and have waay different schedules and she is really busy she hooked up with this Vincent guy who went to the same school as her (waiter education or smth, lol).
At least she likes to drink and wants to get together for my 18th birthday in october :D
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A few years ago i was at a friends graduation party at this nice hall or whatever. So no one is dancing because they are all shy and what. The person's whos graduation it is looked pretty sad since no one seemed to be having a good time. Let me tell you first i am NOT an outgoing person im really shy and always try not to stand out. Me and my good friend was standing next to me, i looked him in the eye looked at the dance floor and 30 mins later everyone was having a blast on the dance floor.
Definitely one of my life achievements "Starting the dance at a party"
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On March 01 2013 02:51 yOngKIN wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2013 02:46 DavoS wrote:On March 01 2013 02:43 yOngKIN wrote:On March 01 2013 02:15 Demonhunter04 wrote:On March 01 2013 02:06 yOngKIN wrote:EDIT: Totally unrelated, just saw it on reddit and posted here to see if it works. It did! + Show Spoiler +uosןnɐd ʇɹǝqoɹ sı ǝɯɐu sıɥ You can just preview the message to see if it works next time How do they do it? Damn the internet introducing me to things I don't know. The big "preview" button at the bottom of the post you're making is probably a good place to start No, I mean how did they type in reverse.
My cat jumped on my keyboard a week ago and all the text on any website or program was totally reversed.
I tried really hard to find what kind of shortcut he did, but I never found.
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On March 01 2013 02:51 yOngKIN wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2013 02:46 DavoS wrote:On March 01 2013 02:43 yOngKIN wrote:On March 01 2013 02:15 Demonhunter04 wrote:On March 01 2013 02:06 yOngKIN wrote:EDIT: Totally unrelated, just saw it on reddit and posted here to see if it works. It did! + Show Spoiler +uosןnɐd ʇɹǝqoɹ sı ǝɯɐu sıɥ You can just preview the message to see if it works next time How do they do it? Damn the internet introducing me to things I don't know. The big "preview" button at the bottom of the post you're making is probably a good place to start No, I mean how did they type in reverse.
Oh, my bad!
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On March 01 2013 02:15 Demonhunter04 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2013 02:06 yOngKIN wrote:EDIT: Totally unrelated, just saw it on reddit and posted here to see if it works. It did! + Show Spoiler +uosןnɐd ʇɹǝqoɹ sı ǝɯɐu sıɥ You can just preview the message to see if it works next time
Hey man, this a 'fuck it' thread, take that square rational thinking outta here!
My best one is probably when I staying near London with my mom and her partner who were on a one-year work exchange. I was pretty bored and then one day saw an ad in a magazine for a kibbutz stay in Israel and went 'fuck it' and applied. It was a really fun 6 weeks and even though I went by myself I met lots of cool people from different countries- Denmark, Norway, Sweden, England, Wales etc. and had some fun adventures.
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On March 01 2013 01:04 Rimstalker wrote:
stepping out of the changing room into the atelier I was doing nude modeling in
and telling my boss that I won't accept his mediocre year-end assessment and that I'm quitting.
and asking this one supercute asian chick out.
You did all this naked in your atelier?
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Went mountain hiking as a first date with a girl I didn't know so well. She wore slippers like a damn noob and was literally a trip away from breaking her neck (neither of us had been hiking before so we looked retarded going up for the first time most likely). So she HAD to hang on to me the entire way up, our hands firmly clenched as she put her safety in my hands..
Needless to say we bond almost instantly, we go to dinner and basically handfuck each other for like an hour. Go to the car and look up through sunroof at the stars. She is slowly falling asleep from the fatigue..
I say fuck it, jump over to her side of the car seat and just make out with her with a little boob action on the side.
Now after 2 years we are inseparable... which I'm not sure is such a good throughout.. But oh well.
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I was passing an exam to enter an art school. It was the final exam, the three examiners asked us to do a drawing for 2 hours then we'd have 20mn to discuss about it.
I had no inspiration and the time was ticking, at one point I said "fuck it", then I proceeded to do a drawing of the exam and the teachers.
I made a caricature of the 3 examiners and me at a table
I wrote the obvious criticism I thought I would receive above their head, and above mine, I wrote "fuck it, I prefere video games anyway"
When it was time for the oral intervention, I just sat down and didn't say a single word, I was too busy enjoying their discomfort because most of the critical stuff they wanted to say was already written down on the drawing and they apparently weren't feeling good talking about their caricatures.
I ended up succeeding the exam, I joined the school which was in Belgium. This was 7 years ago, I'm still there.
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This probably isn't the best fuck it moment I've ever had, but it's one I can remember. My friends and I used to play airsoft in our backyards with trees and makeshift cardboard box cover to hide behind. We generally play 4v4, and my team just quickly gets massacred until it's down to me vs all four.
As I'm squatting behind a box while the enemy's shooting their little pellets, I realize eventually they'll surround me and it'll be a shutout. So, fuck it, let's take down as many as possible. I roll out from behind the cover and start charging with gun blazing.
I didn't win, but I did manage to take out 3 of them in about 10 seconds before getting shot down myself. It was a great day after that :D
On March 01 2013 03:11 Diks wrote:
I was passing an exam to enter an art school. It was the final exam, the three examiners asked us to do a drawing for 2 hours then we'd have 20mn to discuss about it.
I had no inspiration and the time was ticking, at one point I said "fuck it", then I proceeded to do a drawing of the exam and the teachers.
I made a caricature of the 3 examiners and me at a table
I wrote the obvious criticism I thought I would receive above their head, and above mine, I wrote "fuck it, I prefere video games anyway"
When it was time for the oral intervention, I just sat down and didn't say a single word, I was too busy enjoying their discomfort because most of the critical stuff they wanted to say was already written down on the drawing and they apparently weren't feeling good talking about their caricatures.
I ended up succeeding the exam, I joined the school which was in Belgium. This was 7 years ago, I'm still there.
This is brilliant.
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I sat in my private jet on my way to the US, since Stephen Hawking wanted to pick my brain about stuff he couldn't figure out himself. So while I was flying, my doctor called and said that I desperately needed penis reduction surgery, or my next erection would be my last one.
I went up to the captain and said: "Yo broheim, land immediately, I need to see a doctor!" he was all like: "We can't do that, we're over the pacific!" (I had just visited Japan to win a Pokémon TCG championship and to pick up a large crate of supermodels).
So I said: "FUCK IT!", pulled the captain off of his seat, lowered the plane's altitude - I had picked up flying while argueing with the pilot - strapped a buch of parachutes to my Ferrari jetski and jumped out of the plane. The drop was so high that I went a couple of hundred feet below the surface of the water, so I had to wrestle a school of sharks to get back to the surface.
Orwell that ends well: one of the sharks bit off the middle piece of my manhood, inadvertently giving me the desperately needed surgery.
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I really dont have one "fuck it" moment.. feels like my entire life is a "fuck it" moment lol...
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On March 01 2013 03:24 kafkaesque wrote:
I sat in my private jet on my way to the US, since Stephen Hawking wanted to pick my brain about stuff he couldn't figure out himself. So while I was flying, my doctor called and said that I desperately needed penis reduction surgery, or my next erection would be my last one.
I went up to the captain and said: "Yo broheim, land immediately, I need to see a doctor!" he was all like: "We can't do that, we're over the pacific!" (I had just visited Japan to win a Pokémon TCG championship and to pick up a large crate of supermodels).
So I said: "FUCK IT!", pulled the captain off of his seat, lowered the plane's altitude - I had picked up flying while argueing with the pilot - strapped a buch of parachutes to my Ferrari jetski and jumped out of the plane. The drop was so high that I went a couple of hundred feet below the surface of the water, so I had to wrestle a school of sharks to get back to the surface.
Orwell that ends well: one of the sharks bit off the middle piece of my manhood, inadvertently giving me the desperately needed surgery.
We have a winner, this thread can now be closed
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On March 01 2013 03:27 rezzan wrote:
I really dont have one "fuck it" moment.. feels like my entire life is a "fuck it" moment lol...
I was trying to think of something but this honestly sums it up for me too.
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My best fuck it moment is just jumping off the top of a bungee tower.
Totally worth it! Bungee jumping is sooooo much fun!
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My whole life is one big "fuck it" moment. Without the part where I manage to come out intact.
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Stupid title wasn't funny at all.
edit: It's been changed thankfully.
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Pretty long story, and if enough people ask, I will give some more details, but basically I'm going to start dating my friend's (not really a friend anymore... haha) ex-girlfriend. They're technically still dating, but she's just waiting to find a different place to move into. But yeah, about 6 months ago, they broke up and I started talking to her and realized that she was actually really fucking awesome. I thought she was cool before just based on hanging out at their apartment, but I never realized she was this amazing. They got back together though (part of the long story), but it was never going to work out between them. I knew it because I could see from the outside that he was using her, and i could see that she was attracted to my willingness to listen and ask her about her life.
But moral of this story - Don't let social restrictions keep you from hanging out with someone. You never know when you're going to find that special someone. Even people who you have never considered could easily be the one you're looking for.
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Me and a long-time friend (not too close but not too distant) were hanging together in her room, on her bed, and while there were many hints and signs from her that she wanted more from me, at least for that night, I said 'fuck it' and I obeyed my 'reason' which dictated that she was just a friend and nothing more could happen. A couple of days later I left for abroad and I won't see her again for five to six months. FML.
Admittedly not my 'best' 'fuck it' moment but it is the only one I could remember, and whose 'scars' are still quite fresh.
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On March 01 2013 03:39 Orcasgt24 wrote:
My best fuck it moment is just jumping off the top of a bungee tower.
Totally worth it! Bungee jumping is sooooo much fun!
Same with me, 'cept it was on a crane and I was scared shitless ( I was 15 at the time) so I decided I would hold my arms inside the bars of the lift facing the instructor cus I didn't wanna fall down (silly, I know) so I make the instructors voice my master of the moment and hope for the best while having my arms the way they were, I had no idea how the fuck I was ever gonna jump off
Then instructor ruins my sense of secuirty while lifting by going
"Allright, turn around"
Allright
"Take your arms outside the bars"
Not-so allright but I managed by closing my eyes
"Now open your eyes and enjoy the view"
Fuck.
"Nice view isn't it"
Admittedly it'd be a nice view if I wasn't scared as shitless as I was but nevertheless I had a quick moment of sanity which said "I can see across Limfjorden.. huh that's neat" + Show Spoiler [Limfjorden] +Aalborg where I live is divided into 2 cities, one north and south of the Limfjord where I live
Back to panic mode and by now the lift was 73 meters in the air
"Okay, when I count to 3, you jump, okay?"
1..
2..
3..
... Fuck it... *HOP!*
And then the horizon just went black as I closed my as I jumped and what a bloody fine jump it was I was flying for the next 2 hours after I reached the ground after the bouncing (which was AMAZING)
I do recommend Bungee jumping for everyone who lacked a little manhood (like me), it gives confidence and boy fuck is it an amazing memory.
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On March 01 2013 04:06 EdaPoe wrote:
Me and a long-time friend (not too close but not too distant) were hanging together in her room, on her bed, and while there were many hints and signs from her that she wanted more from me, at least for that night, I said 'fuck it' and I obeyed my 'reason' which dictated that she was just a friend and nothing more could happen. A couple of days later I left for abroad and I won't see her again for five to six months. FML.
Admittedly not my 'best' 'fuck it' moment but it is the only one I could remember, and whose 'scars' are still quite fresh.
You are a big idiot! You will regret it FOREVER!
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On March 01 2013 04:06 EdaPoe wrote:
Me and a long-time friend (not too close but not too distant) were hanging together in her room, on her bed, and while there were many hints and signs from her that she wanted more from me, at least for that night, I said 'fuck it' and I obeyed my 'reason' which dictated that she was just a friend and nothing more could happen. A couple of days later I left for abroad and I won't see her again for five to six months. FML.
Admittedly not my 'best' 'fuck it' moment but it is the only one I could remember, and whose 'scars' are still quite fresh.
Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are: it might have been.
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On March 01 2013 03:04 KaoReal wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2013 01:04 Rimstalker wrote:
stepping out of the changing room into the atelier I was doing nude modeling in
and telling my boss that I won't accept his mediocre year-end assessment and that I'm quitting.
and asking this one supercute asian chick out. You did all this naked in your atelier?
not MY atelier. Someone else's, I was a poor backpacker and needed the cold, hard cash.
The Asian chick and the nude thing were in the same town, but a couple of weeks apart, the work thing was about four years afterwards.
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On March 01 2013 00:08 GizmoPT wrote:
today i was going to play starcraft 2 but then i thought fuck it and didnt play
Can we get a slow-clap for this guy?
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On March 01 2013 04:32 ImbaTosS wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2013 00:08 GizmoPT wrote:
today i was going to play starcraft 2 but then i thought fuck it and didnt play Can we get a slow-clap for this guy?
I'm not sure if he didn't understand the thread or thought this would be funny...
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On March 01 2013 06:19 kafkaesque wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2013 04:32 ImbaTosS wrote:On March 01 2013 00:08 GizmoPT wrote:
today i was going to play starcraft 2 but then i thought fuck it and didnt play Can we get a slow-clap for this guy? I'm not sure if he didn't understand the thread or thought this would be funny...
On March 01 2013 03:24 kafkaesque wrote:
I sat in my private jet on my way to the US, since Stephen Hawking wanted to pick my brain about stuff he couldn't figure out himself. So while I was flying, my doctor called and said that I desperately needed penis reduction surgery, or my next erection would be my last one.
I went up to the captain and said: "Yo broheim, land immediately, I need to see a doctor!" he was all like: "We can't do that, we're over the pacific!" (I had just visited Japan to win a Pokémon TCG championship and to pick up a large crate of supermodels).
So I said: "FUCK IT!", pulled the captain off of his seat, lowered the plane's altitude - I had picked up flying while argueing with the pilot - strapped a buch of parachutes to my Ferrari jetski and jumped out of the plane. The drop was so high that I went a couple of hundred feet below the surface of the water, so I had to wrestle a school of sharks to get back to the surface.
Orwell that ends well: one of the sharks bit off the middle piece of my manhood, inadvertently giving me the desperately needed surgery.
Irony. :p
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On March 01 2013 06:44 Kukaracha wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2013 06:19 kafkaesque wrote:On March 01 2013 04:32 ImbaTosS wrote:On March 01 2013 00:08 GizmoPT wrote:
today i was going to play starcraft 2 but then i thought fuck it and didnt play Can we get a slow-clap for this guy? I'm not sure if he didn't understand the thread or thought this would be funny... Show nested quote +On March 01 2013 03:24 kafkaesque wrote:
I sat in my private jet on my way to the US, since Stephen Hawking wanted to pick my brain about stuff he couldn't figure out himself. So while I was flying, my doctor called and said that I desperately needed penis reduction surgery, or my next erection would be my last one.
I went up to the captain and said: "Yo broheim, land immediately, I need to see a doctor!" he was all like: "We can't do that, we're over the pacific!" (I had just visited Japan to win a Pokémon TCG championship and to pick up a large crate of supermodels).
So I said: "FUCK IT!", pulled the captain off of his seat, lowered the plane's altitude - I had picked up flying while argueing with the pilot - strapped a buch of parachutes to my Ferrari jetski and jumped out of the plane. The drop was so high that I went a couple of hundred feet below the surface of the water, so I had to wrestle a school of sharks to get back to the surface.
Orwell that ends well: one of the sharks bit off the middle piece of my manhood, inadvertently giving me the desperately needed surgery. Irony. :p
Nope. True story bro. 
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bunch of cars pulled into a parking lot getting ready for some street races. a cop pulls out of no where and blocks the entrance to the parking lot. people were jetting behind the cop car because there was enough space, i was the last car in the lot. the cop re-positioned his car so i can't escape behind him but he left a room in front of his car so i exited the parking lot in front of the cop car and unintentionally drifting since i had to make a sharp turn going around the cop car and get back on the street. the cop pulls a U turn and starts chasing me. i catch up the the pack but i was the last of the group. "pull over or no?" i thought and said fuck it. i go full throttle, go on the opposing lane, pass a couple of cars of the pack and got back in line. seconds later a yellow mustang that was now the last car in the pack got pulled over. great feeling it was, no amount of sc2 would give me this much adrenaline haha
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^That's an awful thing to be proud of. Putting others in risk by driving in the opposing lane, evading a cop, being glad someone else got pulled over. When really, you should be glad you didn't kill anyone with your stupid actions.
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On March 01 2013 07:15 Epishade wrote:
^That's an awful thing to be proud of. Putting others in risk by driving in the opposing lane, evading a cop, being glad someone else got pulled over. When really, you should be glad you didn't kill anyone with your stupid actions.
1) it was ~2am out in the middle of no where industrial area
2) there were no other cars except for us, about 20 cars. ( i wouldnt go on the other lane if there was a car coming o.O )
i guess it depends on the perspective but street racing was a normal hangout for me and this was the one and only close call with a cop. i tend to think myself as a responsible car enthusiast (i dont street race anymore, it was long ago when i was young and yes, stupid) and i would never put others (those not involved) at risk. i do feel bad for the guy that drove the mustang but i didnt know him...i had to make a choice :/
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On February 28 2013 23:59 FuDDx wrote:
Next thing I know I am wild thinging her from behind with no rain coat....
haha, whaaat. so what was the deal with that lady?
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On March 01 2013 07:28 nunez wrote:Show nested quote +On February 28 2013 23:59 FuDDx wrote:
Next thing I know I am wild thinging her from behind with no rain coat.... haha, whaaat. so what was the deal with that lady?
She called him by his friends name... or am I mistaken?
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I launched my first startup in October 2011, and I closed shop on it in December 2012. Blew through $40k of my own money and my friends' investments, worked 14 months for basically no pay. Biggest fuck it moment of my life. I think I'm going to settle down for a bit.
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On February 28 2013 23:59 Kuni wrote:
So I was browsing TL, when I came across a new Thread posted in the General-Forum.
It read "Your Best "Fuck It!" Mom..." and I wasn't sure if I should really click on it.
This was highly concerning to me too...
I'm glad i took a chance.
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On March 01 2013 08:13 Shady Sands wrote:
I launched my first startup in October 2011, and I closed shop on it in December 2012. Blew through $40k of my own money and my friends' investments, worked 14 months for basically no pay. Biggest fuck it moment of my life. I think I'm going to settle down for a bit.
You tried man, you can be proud of that.
No interesting YOLO stories from me sorry 
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On March 01 2013 08:13 Shady Sands wrote:
I launched my first startup in October 2011, and I closed shop on it in December 2012. Blew through $40k of my own money and my friends' investments, worked 14 months for basically no pay. Biggest fuck it moment of my life. I think I'm going to settle down for a bit.
That's called fucking up, not fucking it
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The first that comes to mind is probably my favorite, but not best ;p
I walked to the gas station near my house (about 6 blocks away) on a nice day to get some cigs and a soda (in one of those styrofoam, 44oz containers in which the lid never fits very well.) I was listening to music, walking on my way back, and it's important to note that I had just received a prescription for Valium, and took about 15mg before going for my walk. Giving a fuck was not anywhere in my head, as I had no tolerance to it.
I was about 2 blocks from home, and got near a 4-way stop where a car had just pulled up to stop about 10 meters in front of me. The window rolled down and I saw someone in the backseat "yell" something. Not sure what it was, or even if it was yelled, but it looked like it by the way his mouth moved (or maybe I just told myself that and believed it ever since.) Either way, I took off my headphones and said "what?" They were still stopped at the sign and he replied "you heard me."
Now, pretty much no matter what he said to begin with, any time someone replies with "you heard me," it's a fair enough assumption that he didn't say something very nice. The car began to pull away and in a knee-jerk reaction, I threw my beverage at the car. It was so perfect, as the car pulled away and the window began to roll up, the drink slipped right into the back seat. I turned around and walked back to the gas station. Told the clerk I was pretty thirsty today, walked back home smiling the whole time.
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On March 01 2013 08:13 Doominator10 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 28 2013 23:59 Kuni wrote:
So I was browsing TL, when I came across a new Thread posted in the General-Forum.
It read "Your Best "Fuck It!" Mom..." and I wasn't sure if I should really click on it. This was highly concerning to me too... I'm glad i took a chance.
c'mon you guys are over exaggerating it
"fuck" mom... would confuse people, i instinctively associated "mom..." in "fuck it" mom.... with "moment" since that makes most sense with the words shown
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On March 01 2013 08:17 MountainDewJunkie wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2013 08:13 Shady Sands wrote:
I launched my first startup in October 2011, and I closed shop on it in December 2012. Blew through $40k of my own money and my friends' investments, worked 14 months for basically no pay. Biggest fuck it moment of my life. I think I'm going to settle down for a bit. That's called fucking up, not fucking it
Very true.
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On March 01 2013 08:28 jinorazi wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2013 08:13 Doominator10 wrote:On February 28 2013 23:59 Kuni wrote:
So I was browsing TL, when I came across a new Thread posted in the General-Forum.
It read "Your Best "Fuck It!" Mom..." and I wasn't sure if I should really click on it. This was highly concerning to me too... I'm glad i took a chance. c'mon you guys are over exaggerating it "fuck" mom... would confuse people, i instinctively associated "mom..." in "fuck it" mom.... with "moment" since that makes most sense with the words shown
I don't understand that either, what's so concerning about "fuck it" mom? There's even a screenshot of that in the SFW pics thread, I don't get it.
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I'm bored by the stories of boys saying Fuck it to girls. Give us something original or worthy of reading.
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I turned on the radio, thought "nah fuck it", turned it off.
Fear is your only god on the radio.
Nah fuck it, turn it off.
Turn it off, turn on the radio, nah fuck it, turn it off
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8th Grade (I was 15). Playing MTG with a new kid, his name was Zebadiah, using my totally OP 5 color Sliver deck. Anyway's he invites me over to his house after school so we can play some more and give me all his slivers. My house is a good 15miles away from his house but I say fuck it and go anyways. I don't have a phone and my parents are expecting me to get off the bus. We walk to his house play 2 games (I won both, playing my 'version' of the game, draw to 7 and play all lands), he gives me 3 slivers (Crypt Slivers, what a waste), his mom gets home and it gets awkward. I proceed to walk 5 miles to my grandparents house. Had a good amount of time to think about how stupid that was.
End of the Summer. I'm at my brothers over the weekend updating my computer (I have dial-up and he has 30mb internet). He asked me if I wanted to go float the river with his friends (he's 4years older than me). In my mind I'm practically yelling no as I want to watch SC2 and catch up on my favorite YT stars. After waiting until the last moment I say fuck it and go. It ends up being me, my brother, my cousin, my cousins friend and 4 girls. We get to our end point and drop off my brother's truck and squeezed into my cousins truck. I ended up sitting between two girls with huge racks and since we're floating the river we're all in beachwear. After a short but memorable ride (bumpy road) to the launch site we sunblock our shoulders up and start floating the river on air mattresses. Guess what we only have 3 mattresses and thus have to share. My cousin and his girlfriend shares one, my brother, cousins friend and his girlfriend shares one and I share one with two girls I don't know. Anyways this was a mellow trip where everybody was tanning (even myself T.T, pasty no more!) and around an hour and a half in one of the girls on my mattress takes off her top and I'm treated to a spectacle for another hour. One foot away there is boob, and for the first time ever I had to try not to get a boner. Anyways after we are out of the water one of my brothers friends points at my back and chuckles. We get home and I immediately rush to the bathroom so I can see what they were laughing at. 2 almost perfect hand prints are in my back, my brother is an ass.
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These moments for me always end poorly. I am better off planning how to deal with a situation than just saying 'fuck it.'
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I was 19, no job, no money, living a miserable life with my mom and her boyfriend in Baja. An old woman came to the house and stays for a few days (she was deported from the US), she treated me as her daughter, a thing my mom couldn't do, so she gains my trust. She then tells me that if I go with her at México City she would help me to get to the US and live there, so I said fuck it, im going with an stranger to México City with only $100 dlls...
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Went on a cruise with a bunch of friends, friends of friends came along aswell so big group. Friend of mine is really into this one girl whom i had never met, which i kinda knew about but not really(he wasn't exactly very vocal about it atleast). So i talk to her throughout the first night, we really hit it off and wind up talking for hours having a really good time. A girl friend takes me aside and says my friend X is really into the girl i am all over and getting along really well with and says i should back off since my friend X was the one who got the girl to come on the cruise in the first place because he liked her. Bro code says i should back off since i guess he had dibs but... i said "Fuck it" because she was really into me.
We have now been together for almost six years and have an awesome daughter that is 1,5 years old.
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Hmm, my most memorable time had to be when we were in Iraq, back in 2007. We were on a patrol with some local sheik, heading down a canal road when we came under fire. I was driving the 3rd vehicle in our convoy, an M113 with a Mk19 on top. So, ez, point the front of the vehicle towards the fire, drop the back, let our dudes out (despite the panicked pleas of one of the team leaders not to drop the door, lolz). They go and get in position, and my gunner tries to open fire. THUNK. Re-cocks, THUNK. Piece of shit Mk didn't want to work. He thinks it's the ammo, so I lean back into the rear section to grab another box. Hand it up to him, reload, same result. Meanwhile, there's still an exchange of fire going back and forth and we're getting screamed at to start shooting.
So, fuck it, I crawled out of the driver's hatch and huddled as closely as I could behind the gun shield. Yeah, it's not really big enough for that. I fired off a mag towards where we were taking fire from, mainly because it made me feel a little safer standing up there. We were working frantically to try and get that goddam motherfucking piece of shit gun working with all sorts of shots going past us, but to no avail. Finally, we realized the issue (bufferspring was failing and not giving the round enough resistance to lock into the boltface), so I grabbed my M4 and shoved it as hard as i could into the back of the Mk19's bolt. It finally seated the round. Oh yeah, the shooting stopped right as we got the gun working -.-
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at the end of my second year of college, i saw a picture for "reconnaissance japan"--an exchange program with oubirin daigaku in japan. signed up without considering money, graduation, etc. turned out to be the best snap decision of my life. almost didn't graduate because i didn't take a required class during my junior year, but whatever....
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On March 01 2013 10:09 Celestia wrote:
I was 19, no job, no money, living a miserable life with my mom and her boyfriend in Baja. An old woman came to the house and stays for a few days (she was deported from the US), she treated me as her daughter, a thing my mom couldn't do, so she gains my trust. She then tells me that if I go with her at México City she would help me to get to the US and live there, so I said fuck it, im going with an stranger to México City with only $100 dlls...
Well don't leave us hanging! How did that decision turn out for you? (I assume good given the nature of the thread, but...)
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On March 01 2013 10:28 MountainDewJunkie wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2013 10:09 Celestia wrote:
I was 19, no job, no money, living a miserable life with my mom and her boyfriend in Baja. An old woman came to the house and stays for a few days (she was deported from the US), she treated me as her daughter, a thing my mom couldn't do, so she gains my trust. She then tells me that if I go with her at México City she would help me to get to the US and live there, so I said fuck it, im going with an stranger to México City with only $100 dlls... Well don't leave us hanging! How did that decision turn out for you? (I assume good given the nature of the thread, but...)
i was wondering the same thing, but her country still says mexico, so turned out bad, maybe.
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On March 01 2013 10:12 Audemed wrote:
Hmm, my most memorable time had to be when we were in Iraq, back in 2007. We were on a patrol with some local sheik, heading down a canal road when we came under fire. I was driving the 3rd vehicle in our convoy, an M113 with a Mk19 on top. So, ez, point the front of the vehicle towards the fire, drop the back, let our dudes out (despite the panicked pleas of one of the team leaders not to drop the door, lolz). They go and get in position, and my gunner tries to open fire. THUNK. Re-cocks, THUNK. Piece of shit Mk didn't want to work. He thinks it's the ammo, so I lean back into the rear section to grab another box. Hand it up to him, reload, same result. Meanwhile, there's still an exchange of fire going back and forth and we're getting screamed at to start shooting.
So, fuck it, I crawled out of the driver's hatch and huddled as closely as I could behind the gun shield. Yeah, it's not really big enough for that. I fired off a mag towards where we were taking fire from, mainly because it made me feel a little safer standing up there. We were working frantically to try and get that goddam motherfucking piece of shit gun working with all sorts of shots going past us, but to no avail. Finally, we realized the issue (bufferspring was failing and not giving the round enough resistance to lock into the boltface), so I grabbed my M4 and shoved it as hard as i could into the back of the Mk19's bolt. It finally seated the round. Oh yeah, the shooting stopped right as we got the gun working -.-
Best fuck it moment of the thread right here
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On March 01 2013 10:09 Celestia wrote:
I was 19, no job, no money, living a miserable life with my mom and her boyfriend in Baja. An old woman came to the house and stays for a few days (she was deported from the US), she treated me as her daughter, a thing my mom couldn't do, so she gains my trust. She then tells me that if I go with her at México City she would help me to get to the US and live there, so I said fuck it, im going with an stranger to México City with only $100 dlls...
u r a badmass motherflinger
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On March 01 2013 10:28 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
Well don't leave us hanging! How did that decision turn out for you? (I assume good given the nature of the thread, but...)
On March 01 2013 10:29 dAPhREAk wrote:
i was wondering the same thing, but her country still says mexico, so turned out bad, maybe.
Nothing special, we made it to Mexico City thanks to her made up stories about she and me being deported and people trying to rape me (I didnt expect that she would come up with something like that) to the bus drivers. She said to me that we were going there to meet her nephews but she was actually meeting her daughters, I stayed with her and her relatives some days and it turns out that she decided to stay in the city for months or something, not only that but she also tells her relatives stuff about me which it felt like a backstab to me, oh and she also kept all my money.
Luckily for me I have relatives in that city, I stayed with them for like three months and then they payed for the trip to my home (I couldnt get a job there either), everything returns to normal, eventually I leave my home again after one or two years and here I am all independent and struggling trying going to college.
Btw, if you can help me correcting my english in those paragraphs I would appreciate it.
On March 01 2013 10:36 Taekwon wrote:
u r a badmass motherflinger
I think it was more desperation than anything else.
Oh yeah, I didnt noticed it was your best, not worst fuck it moment, I guess I dont have a best moment.
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I was at a concert in a small bar, the temp was like 100 degrees F outside, and like 110 in the place (no ac man ~_~). So im in the middle of the pit and this girl is walking with her friend leaning on her and she's yellin for kids to get outta the way and shit. Then the friend collapses on the ground (in the middle of the fucking pit) and kids aren't even noticing them, almost stomping all over them...and i say "Fuck it!" picked the girl up, carried her outside, not so gently laid her down outside, then ran back in for the rest of the show.
Yea thats right..my fuck it involves me saving a girl's life...and no sex. ha
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I don't remember many of my "fuck it" moments especially the good ones, because I was probably horrendously drunk.
I dunno :/
edit: the only half decent one I remember is there was this kid who bullied me in middle school and one day at lunch I got fucking pissed and met him on the soccer field and pushed him to the ground and told him if he ever so much as looked at me I would kick the shit out of him. he left me alone after that.
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My classmates often shrug me off as eccentric and overly imaginative. In our writing class, they would always mock me. But my teachers and workshop directors who are bona fide writers themselves all praise my work. I think nothing of it, I just write what's on my head. Then there was this campus short story contest. I was afraid at first since everyone was taunting me to "join". But I know they are all just mocking me. Then I say fuck it, I sat down and type for 2 hours straight and hit SEND. Two weeks after, I receive a congratulations letter. I won first prize.
By the way, I keep a blog here at TL, sort of a creative freestyle exercise to share my talents.
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Was working from 5-8AM on a Sunday for my main summer job with a landscaping company. Walking in the parking lot, empty with only my truck in the 30 or so spaces. A 70's beater pulls into the lot, and is driving towards my truck, as he turns into the spot two away from my the car stalls, power steering goes out and proceeds to run right into my car directly in front of me. I am standing 5 ft away as someone puts a 5 ft long dent and scratch into my car at 8AM on Sunday, in a completely empty lot. I walk over to his window pretty fucking livid, hand him a sheet of paper and tell him to write down his information.
As I am doing this my "boss" for my second job in the summer in a restaurant calls at 9:01 to tell me my shift started 1 minute ago. This kid has been a manager for about a week (I go to college out of town and only work summers and have been there about 5 years with 0 issues) , literally couldn't fire me if he wanted to and is annoying as hell to top it off. I answer my phone, tell him to fuck off, I will get there when I get there. I get the guys information back, and drive to go get a coffee and show up 30 minutes late to work after drinking it in the coffee shop. Probably isn't my most badass story, but was one of the most satisfying. Had never been late to that job in over 5 years and never called in, literally wanted to punch that little fucker (he was literally about 4'8" with no teeth).
Ended up being able to pop most of the dent out and buff out the scratch, it wasn't that bad as my truck has 160,000 miles on it. Didn't use the guy who hit me information, just took it incase there was major damage that wasn't obviously apparent(like ruining the door or something).
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On March 01 2013 07:28 nunez wrote:Show nested quote +On February 28 2013 23:59 FuDDx wrote:
Next thing I know I am wild thinging her from behind with no rain coat.... haha, whaaat. so what was the deal with that lady?
Despite the fact it was just her and I in the house, she thought I was my friend OO very awkward moment. It still gives me the creepy's I can not imagine what her thoughts were....
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Hit QXC saw CC 1st said fuck it and winged a 5gate sentry bust on 2 bases. Turns out he went 3 cc before rax and then a 4th one at 8 mins. He died. Now I can say I beat QXC.
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There was this one kid that always gave me shit throughout elementary school, maybe like three years of it. I had a huge head (literally and figuratively) and a lot of people gave me shit for it at the time but this kid was a special kind of antagonist.
So one day I was at the park when this kid sees me playing on the slides, and there's this one slide that's the highest one, maybe two stories, like 15 feet to the bottom, and it has a covered top. And every time I'd go down the kid would rush to the top and push himself down so he could kick me in because he could. Maybe once or twice he'd block the bottom and make me climb my way out, and verbally I was a pretty huge dick at the time but I wouldn't hurt a fly physically. But after a while of this I grew mad as hell. So the next time he tried to rush the slide after me to kick me down, I stopped myself right behind the biggest turn and waited for him to come down, and tried my best to rough him up. I wasn't good at fighting and all I had was whatever I saw on TV, but I was underneath him and had the element of surprise so I just punched him in the dick over and over, and he couldn't really kick back because of his awkward position. So once my hand got tired I just went down like nothing was wrong, and the kid eventually stopped crying and slid down I guess.
It was too embarrassing for him to admit he got his ass handed to him by what was probably the biggest nerd in the school at the time so he never told a soul. Now we're actually pretty close friends eight years later.
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Edited topic name to avoid unnecessary profanity on the forum page.
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On March 02 2013 02:51 XaI)CyRiC wrote:
Edited topic name to avoid unnecessary profanity on the forum page.
Interesting... TL going legit
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On March 02 2013 02:54 Shady Sands wrote:Show nested quote +On March 02 2013 02:51 XaI)CyRiC wrote:
Edited topic name to avoid unnecessary profanity on the forum page. Interesting... TL going legit
Not part of any official policy as far as I know, but just a personal preference. I think people will still know that it's referring to "Fuck It", so it's not a big deal.
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Had to choose between finishing college and Korea. You all know what I decided to do.
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My biggest "Fuck it" moment is when I saw this thread name get censored, and then I wasn't sure if I'd get in trouble from the mods about complaining, but I said, "Fuck it" and came to say:
I'm slightly upset with the decision of Teamliquid using a mature word filter for thread titles.
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On March 02 2013 03:03 FiWiFaKi wrote:
My biggest "Fuck it" moment is when I saw this thread name get censored, and then I wasn't sure if I'd get in trouble from the mods about complaining, but I said, "Fuck it" and came to say:
I'm slightly upset with the decision of Teamliquid using a mature word filter for thread titles.
Just want to clarify again that this was my decision based on a preference that profanity not be used in thread titles if it isn't necessary. I didn't consult the rest of the mods or follow some policy that's been implemented, but simply exercised my discretion as a mod on this particular situation. Frankly, I don't see what the big deal is or why anyone would be upset to any degree about the edit.
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I agree with cyric, especially with the word mom showing up lol
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I was thinking about watching the 2013 GSL S1 finals, but then it was a ZvZ.
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On March 02 2013 03:14 DidYuhim wrote:
I was thinking about watching the 2013 GSL S1 finals, but then it was a ZvZ.
I was thinking about how everyone whines about ZvZ finals, but then I realized that it was still GSL Code S, WoL is about to be gone forever from the pro scene, and I still enjoy watching StarCraft...
so I said "Fuck it; I'll make time to watch the finals."
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On March 02 2013 03:11 XaI)CyRiC wrote:Show nested quote +On March 02 2013 03:03 FiWiFaKi wrote:
My biggest "Fuck it" moment is when I saw this thread name get censored, and then I wasn't sure if I'd get in trouble from the mods about complaining, but I said, "Fuck it" and came to say:
I'm slightly upset with the decision of Teamliquid using a mature word filter for thread titles. Just want to clarify again that this was my decision based on a preference that profanity not be used in thread titles if it isn't necessary. I didn't consult the rest of the mods or follow some policy that's been implemented, but simply exercised my discretion as a mod on this particular situation. Frankly, I don't see what the big deal is or why anyone would be upset to any degree about the edit.
I personally think that when curse words are used as "sentence enhancers", just like adding "fucking" in a sentence without adding meaning, just making you sound like you wear your pants a few inches lower than the average person, then that word should be removed. In this case though, I feel as the word should certainly be in the title.
Anyways I'm not really going to complain about a little thing like that, technically it shouldn't make any difference, maybe it's good, teamliquid getting more class and all. For me I think its down in the nature of a gamer, curse words are not meant to be filtered, I mean you know what it's like when you're skyping with friends when playing, and we all know how much most players despise the nature chat filter.
I just would prefer not to see it become a policy, but I understand this was an isolated decision to change the title.
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On March 02 2013 03:14 DidYuhim wrote:
I was thinking about watching the 2013 GSL S1 finals, but then it was a ZvZ.
i was thinking about watching the ro4, but then realized that you just spoiled it in a fucking general thread that has nothing to do with it. so, fuck you.
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On March 02 2013 03:29 dAPhREAk wrote:Show nested quote +On March 02 2013 03:14 DidYuhim wrote:
I was thinking about watching the 2013 GSL S1 finals, but then it was a ZvZ. i was thinking about watching the ro4, but then realized that you just spoiled it in a fucking general thread that has nothing to do with it. so, fuck you.
This is the "fuck it" thread phreak. Though perhaps a "your best 'fuck you' moments" thread is in order?
As to the topic at hand, I am very conservative, so I never say "fuck it". Ever.
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United States4471 Posts
On March 02 2013 03:23 FiWiFaKi wrote:Show nested quote +On March 02 2013 03:11 XaI)CyRiC wrote:On March 02 2013 03:03 FiWiFaKi wrote:
My biggest "Fuck it" moment is when I saw this thread name get censored, and then I wasn't sure if I'd get in trouble from the mods about complaining, but I said, "Fuck it" and came to say:
I'm slightly upset with the decision of Teamliquid using a mature word filter for thread titles. Just want to clarify again that this was my decision based on a preference that profanity not be used in thread titles if it isn't necessary. I didn't consult the rest of the mods or follow some policy that's been implemented, but simply exercised my discretion as a mod on this particular situation. Frankly, I don't see what the big deal is or why anyone would be upset to any degree about the edit. I personally think that when curse words are used as "sentence enhancers", just like adding "fucking" in a sentence without adding meaning, just making you sound like you wear your pants a few inches lower than the average person, then that word should be removed. In this case though, I feel as the word should certainly be in the title. Anyways I'm not really going to complain about a little thing like that, technically it shouldn't make any difference, maybe it's good, teamliquid getting more class and all. For me I think its down in the nature of a gamer, curse words are not meant to be filtered, I mean you know what it's like when you're skyping with friends when playing, and we all know how much most players despise the nature chat filter. I just would prefer not to see it become a policy, but I understand this was an isolated decision to change the title.
I think we're on the same page, but just for the sake of discussion...
I have no problems with profanity in general, and definitely understand how prevalent it is amongst the gaming community. Is it sometimes taken to extremes? Sure. But that's what happens when a large amount of the demographic includes young males who are competing with each other, have a nice veil of anonymity, and have the security of not being in a situation where the profanity could result in repercussions. It's not that different from hearing lots of profanity while playing sports, and I think it's fine.
However, I think there's a difference between profanity in the midst of conversation/chatting, and another to allow it to pop up in headlines or titles. I'm not going to articulate this well since I'm typing it up quickly while at work, but I think headlines/titles are seen as more official or permanent, while chatting (even in the form of typed text) is unofficial and fleeting. Profanity in chatrooms and in individual posts pass quickly as the conversations progress, with little permanence or lasting impression. On the other hand, headlines and titles are always there and visible.
All of that is largely irrelevant as to this situation though because the change was really just a matter of personal preference or taste on my part. I think of TL as a site to be taken seriously, so I like to see it appear that way. Seeing profanity while browsing through the forum index (the real home page for many I think) caught my attention, and I thought to myself that it's not really necessary and would make the site look "cleaner".
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On March 02 2013 03:29 dAPhREAk wrote:Show nested quote +On March 02 2013 03:14 DidYuhim wrote:
I was thinking about watching the 2013 GSL S1 finals, but then it was a ZvZ. i was thinking about watching the ro4, but then realized that you just spoiled it in a fucking general thread that has nothing to do with it. so, fuck you.
Taeja vs Roro was pretty awful in being one-sided so I wouldn't watch that anyway and Curious vs Symbol is still unspoiled since that was a ZvZ as well.
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On March 02 2013 03:03 FiWiFaKi wrote:
My biggest "Fuck it" moment is when I saw this thread name get censored, and then I wasn't sure if I'd get in trouble from the mods about complaining, but I said, "Fuck it" and came to say:
I'm slightly upset with the decision of Teamliquid using a mature word filter for thread titles.
just lost my shit at work after reading this.. Spilled coffee all over my desk and my paper work..oh well its Friday ill turn in the reports on Monday
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I don't know what I was doing that night but I hadn't slept.
It was about 7 AM for me and I was about to go to sleep when my friend called me as I was laying in bed, and told me that she had to go home to San Diego before noon for a particularly important appointment, and that everyone else she asked said no. I was really close to just hanging up and going to sleep. I laid there for a solid minute with my eyes shut muttering to myself. "Just as I was about to go to bed... why didn't she call me earlier... why is it always me... I'm really tired..."
Eventually I just said "fuck it", called her back and drove her down from Los Angeles to San Diego.
Had to gulp down some energy drinks for the 200 mile trip there and back. 7 hours later I was in my bed again and I had this really peculiar feeling where I wanted to stay up, go to bed and kill myself for doing something so stupid.
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On March 02 2013 03:44 XaI)CyRiC wrote:Show nested quote +On March 02 2013 03:23 FiWiFaKi wrote:On March 02 2013 03:11 XaI)CyRiC wrote:On March 02 2013 03:03 FiWiFaKi wrote:
My biggest "Fuck it" moment is when I saw this thread name get censored, and then I wasn't sure if I'd get in trouble from the mods about complaining, but I said, "Fuck it" and came to say:
I'm slightly upset with the decision of Teamliquid using a mature word filter for thread titles. Just want to clarify again that this was my decision based on a preference that profanity not be used in thread titles if it isn't necessary. I didn't consult the rest of the mods or follow some policy that's been implemented, but simply exercised my discretion as a mod on this particular situation. Frankly, I don't see what the big deal is or why anyone would be upset to any degree about the edit. I personally think that when curse words are used as "sentence enhancers", just like adding "fucking" in a sentence without adding meaning, just making you sound like you wear your pants a few inches lower than the average person, then that word should be removed. In this case though, I feel as the word should certainly be in the title. Anyways I'm not really going to complain about a little thing like that, technically it shouldn't make any difference, maybe it's good, teamliquid getting more class and all. For me I think its down in the nature of a gamer, curse words are not meant to be filtered, I mean you know what it's like when you're skyping with friends when playing, and we all know how much most players despise the nature chat filter. I just would prefer not to see it become a policy, but I understand this was an isolated decision to change the title. I think we're on the same page, but just for the sake of discussion... I have no problems with profanity in general, and definitely understand how prevalent it is amongst the gaming community. Is it sometimes taken to extremes? Sure. But that's what happens when a large amount of the demographic includes young males who are competing with each other, have a nice veil of anonymity, and have the security of not being in a situation where the profanity could result in repercussions. It's not that different from hearing lots of profanity while playing sports, and I think it's fine. However, I think there's a difference between profanity in the midst of conversation/chatting, and another to allow it to pop up in headlines or titles. I'm not going to articulate this well since I'm typing it up quickly while at work, but I think headlines/titles are seen as more official or permanent, while chatting (even in the form of typed text) is unofficial and fleeting. Profanity in chatrooms and in individual posts pass quickly as the conversations progress, with little permanence or lasting impression. On the other hand, headlines and titles are always there and visible. All of that is largely irrelevant as to this situation though because the change was really just a matter of personal preference or taste on my part. I think of TL as a site to be taken seriously, so I like to see it appear that way. Seeing profanity while browsing through the forum index (the real home page for many I think) caught my attention, and I thought to myself that it's not really necessary and would make the site look "cleaner".
May I join in the discussion as the OP?
I think FiWiFaKi's argument mirrors mine. There is a world of difference between profanities that are used randomly in conversation to express the emotion of the speaker or to make the statement sound cool and urgent, to ones that are essential, in this case the entire phrase "Fuck It!" to describe the tone of the moment. In this regard:
1. Please edit back the title.
2. I hope this does not become TL policy
Thanks.
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On March 02 2013 03:53 Gamegene wrote:
I don't know what I was doing that night but I hadn't slept.
It was about 7 AM for me and I was about to go to sleep when my friend called me as I was laying in bed, and told me that she had to go home to San Diego before noon for a particularly important appointment, and that everyone else she asked said no. I was really close to just hanging up and going to sleep. I laid there for a solid minute with my eyes shut muttering to myself. "Just as I was about to go to bed... why didn't she call me earlier... why is it always me... I'm really tired..."
Eventually I just said "fuck it", called her back and drove her down from Los Angeles to San Diego.
Had to gulp down some energy drinks for the 200 mile trip there and back. 7 hours later I was in my bed again and I had this really peculiar feeling where I wanted to stay up, go to bed and kill myself for doing something so stupid.
I had a same situation, didn't sleep for 48 hours and when i was about go to sleep my brain didn't stop thinking and keep staying up =w= fuck it
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On March 01 2013 01:28 Figgy wrote:
Wife walks in the room.
"Fuck it"
I guess that is one of my best as well )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Not my best but my latest one, here it is:
I'm playing UFO: Enemy Unknown (the 1994 version), invading a muton base (Think "orcs in space with plasma rifles and rocket launchers"). Everything starts out ok, but then I lose a soldier, a second one, half my team panics and I end up with only one soldier alive, with particularly poor stats as it is.
Usually in these cases I want to reload but the reason I play this game is to experience a game where defeat is possible and what happens is actually meaningful, so I go "FUCK THIS RAMBO MODE" and make lil'Gorby stand up for the human race.
Nevermind the fact he's faced against 10 aliens alone with nothing but a laser rifle, he dodges each and every shot thrown at him, reacts and kills each time a muton comes up to him in enemy's turns, and I actually roll good hits on the ETs.
I first kill one, hide, then two appear and are promptly dispatched on their turn, the fourth was hiding behind the corner I was going so he ends up dead, another two die in reaction fire while they miss their 8 shots (keep in mind Gorby has no armor and would be one-shotted by any of these savages).
I end up forced to go in open space for fear of grenades and blaster launchers (equivalent of rocket launchers, but the rocket has waypoints so you don't need line of sight). My soldier runs and screams, finds yet another Muton, kills him, has no TU left (action points), have to end the turn... and there it happens. "Victory".
Gorby was promptly renamed "Gorby the hero" and has survived another base invasion since. He may not be my commander but he is tied for the best stats, and has the best ratio of kills/mission (it was his first one! and he got 10 kills!)
May be stupid or ininteresting but I'm usually a save-scummer and losing an entire squad just to have one hero destroy the alien's base was too awesome for me not to mention ^-^
EDIT: Waoh Ghostcom that's quite a story there :D awesome for you !
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On March 02 2013 19:00 Alex1Sun wrote:I guess that is one of my best as well )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
like does the devil whisper that or something?
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Doing my 1 rep max for squatting @515lb ^_^
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Not really sure I have one at all, but this thread is crazy. Well, OP's "fuck it" is something along the lines of getting trapped/under a ton of stress, saying "fuck it", and pulling through miraculously--whereas a lot of people just interpreted it as giving up or only describing a sucky situation. You guys have had some awesome and terrible moments though.... Hm, I need to go do something deserving of that (OP's version).
Only one I have is a giving-up sort of moment. Sucking terribly at sc2, saying fuck it I waste too much time on this and I really don't care to spend time to get better (will take forever because of how bad I am anyway lol), and tossing it. I'll often find a game, get really into it, play hours on end for several days in a row, realize how stupid I am for wasting time on a game just to feel guilty in the end instead of having fun, then drop it.
But...thing with SC is that it's games at a time so I generally don't look at yourself as in an RPG, for instance, and get that "oh shit I've dropped x-hundred hours into this for some pixels moment (just my personal reaction, ofc lots of people enjoy RPGs and they're fine with it). Instead, I would just keep playing for the win =P
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On March 03 2013 04:54 Pucca wrote:
Doing my 1 rep max for squatting @515lb ^_^
How is that a fuck it moment?
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I was playing a 4v4 sc2 match with my friends. My race was terran. It was time for me to build my 10 supply and you all know how those 4v4 map ramps are kinda far away from base. I wanted only 1 SCV to go build it but i accidently highlighted two. I kept doing a back and forth weird micro for like 30 seconds, HEAVILY delaying everything. For some reason, i just COULDN'T help but click both or click none, it was really weird. I raged so hard, said fuck it, and left the game because of it T_T.
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On March 03 2013 15:04 MountainDewJunkie wrote:Show nested quote +On March 03 2013 04:54 Pucca wrote:
Doing my 1 rep max for squatting @515lb ^_^ How is that a fuck it moment?
I was like w/e ^^
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Every time I read the sidebar I think "who made this stupid thread 'Your best fuck it mom...'" : P couldn't fit better hahahaha.
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On March 03 2013 15:07 acidstormy wrote:
I was playing a 4v4 sc2 match with my friends. My race was terran. It was time for me to build my 10 supply and you all know how those 4v4 map ramps are kinda far away from base. I wanted only 1 SCV to go build it but i accidently highlighted two. I kept doing a back and forth weird micro for like 30 seconds, HEAVILY delaying everything. For some reason, i just COULDN'T help but click both or click none, it was really weird. I raged so hard, said fuck it, and left the game because of it T_T.
I've been in that same (or similar) fuck-it situation many many times, but instead of leaving, I end up attacking with my scvs.
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Last weekend I went to a party with some of my housemates, one of whom is a cute chick that I coach in Starcraft. Anyways we were both drunk and I left to get another drink. When I turn around, she's making out with another cute chick I know. At first I was a little bummed, then I thought 'fuck it,' so I go up to both of them and put a hand on both of their backs and say 'cmon now,' then bam we are in a 3 way make out session. I am now dating the other chick (not the StarCraft one cus she has a boyfriend who was at that party, he browses TL so I hope he doesn't see this post). One of my prouder moments in life.
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On March 04 2013 10:00 envyYaegz wrote:
Last weekend I went to a party with some of my housemates, one of whom is a cute chick that I coach in Starcraft. Anyways we were both drunk and I left to get another drink. When I turn around, she's making out with another cute chick I know. At first I was a little bummed, then I thought 'fuck it,' so I go up to both of them and put a hand on both of their backs and say 'cmon now,' then bam we are in a 3 way make out session. I am now dating the other chick (not the StarCraft one cus she has a boyfriend who was at that party, he browses TL so I hope he doesn't see this post). One of my prouder moments in life.
Awesome dude! I had that happen at a music venue once. I was trying to make out with one of the girls and she turned to her friend and they kissed. She was trying to tell me she was lesbian (Still not sure if she was...) but instead of walking away, I asked them if they wouldn't mind having a three way make-out. They weren't into the idea at first but they looked at each other and then both agreed. It didn't last long and after it was done I said "Thank you!" and walked off.
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Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl.
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On March 01 2013 09:42 Myrddraal wrote:
I turned on the radio, thought "nah fuck it", turned it off.
Fear is your only god on the radio.
Nah fuck it, turn it off.
Turn it off, turn on the radio, nah fuck it, turn it off
I love you
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There was my younger brother, our mate Les and me in a 12' tinny. About 200 feet out on the other side of a shallow reef.
We where picking up 3 craypots we'd left the day before. The bloody motor would not idle in gear, so when engaging gear you had to quickly rev the motor. Anyway. We'd picked up 2 pots and heading to the 3rd. It was pretty close to the 2' waves breaking onto the reef. I was at the bow holding the 2 pots. My brother in the middle and Les at the motor. We get close to the buoy and the motor cuts out. Les is trying to start it. Pulling frantically at the rope. He says we're going to drift into the reef. I can hear the panic starting to rise in his voice. So I Say "Fuck IT". I say to my bro. "You get up here and hold these pots." I point to Les. "Get out of the way" So I go back and give the starter rope a mighty yank and the motor starts. We are about 5 feet from the waves.
I must admit the adrenalin was pumping that time and a nice couple of crays.
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On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl.
I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway.
WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me.
Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl.
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^what the hell did i just read
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On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl.
I think I need to take a shower. For some reason I feel gross after reading this.
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Just said yes to a blind date. Turns out the girl is taller than me, older than me, and black. Her ex-husband is on the Bears. No kids, thankfully. We'll see how this goes
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On March 04 2013 12:28 tuestresfat wrote:
^what the hell did i just read
On March 04 2013 12:31 Defacer wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. I think I need to take a shower. For some reason I feel gross after reading this.
On March 04 2013 12:28 tuestresfat wrote:
^what the hell did i just read
Lol welcome to my world. I actually am really good to my girls, I just like talking the shit.
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We should start a thread where compulsive liars can post safely, because this isn't working out.
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On March 04 2013 12:46 Jisall wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 12:31 Defacer wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. I think I need to take a shower. For some reason I feel gross after reading this. Lol welcome to my world. I actually am really good to my girls, I just like talking the shit.
+ Show Spoiler +
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This is going to sound really, really corny, but my best Fuck It moment was deciding to propose to my wife.
I was hemming and hawwwing for years, because there's a lot a fish in the sea. But after a certain point, I was like, "Fuck it. This fish is my best friend. I'm not throwing it back in."
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On March 04 2013 12:50 dAPhREAk wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 12:46 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 12:28 tuestresfat wrote:
^what the hell did i just read On March 04 2013 12:31 Defacer wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. I think I need to take a shower. For some reason I feel gross after reading this. On March 04 2013 12:28 tuestresfat wrote:
^what the hell did i just read Lol welcome to my world. I actually am really good to my girls, I just like talking the shit. + Show Spoiler +http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ
...there was this one girl who lived in my dorm sophomore year who loved that movie. She'd have it on in the common area all the time. =S
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On March 04 2013 12:50 dAPhREAk wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 12:46 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 12:28 tuestresfat wrote:
^what the hell did i just read On March 04 2013 12:31 Defacer wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. I think I need to take a shower. For some reason I feel gross after reading this. On March 04 2013 12:28 tuestresfat wrote:
^what the hell did i just read Lol welcome to my world. I actually am really good to my girls, I just like talking the shit. + Show Spoiler +http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ
Never seen that movie. Not sure how it applies either lmao.
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On March 04 2013 13:17 Jisall wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 12:50 dAPhREAk wrote:On March 04 2013 12:46 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 12:28 tuestresfat wrote:
^what the hell did i just read On March 04 2013 12:31 Defacer wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. I think I need to take a shower. For some reason I feel gross after reading this. On March 04 2013 12:28 tuestresfat wrote:
^what the hell did i just read Lol welcome to my world. I actually am really good to my girls, I just like talking the shit. + Show Spoiler +http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ Never seen that movie. Not sure how it applies either lmao.
Buffalo Bill treated his girls good too.
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"ENTARO A'FUCKIT!" - iNcontroL ITG 2013
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On March 04 2013 13:18 dAPhREAk wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 13:17 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 12:50 dAPhREAk wrote:On March 04 2013 12:46 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 12:28 tuestresfat wrote:
^what the hell did i just read On March 04 2013 12:31 Defacer wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. I think I need to take a shower. For some reason I feel gross after reading this. On March 04 2013 12:28 tuestresfat wrote:
^what the hell did i just read Lol welcome to my world. I actually am really good to my girls, I just like talking the shit. + Show Spoiler +http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ Never seen that movie. Not sure how it applies either lmao. Buffalo Bill treated his girls good too.
well if the plot summary on wikipedia is correct I hope I'm not a buffalo bill haha
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On March 01 2013 09:42 Myrddraal wrote:
I turned on the radio, thought "nah fuck it", turned it off.
Fear is your only god on the radio.
Nah fuck it, turn it off.
Turn it off, turn on the radio, nah fuck it, turn it off
LOL
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I was doing my engineering. It was a four year course and i hated it, I always wanted to do something in the gaming world and Engineering would never take me there. After 3 years of struggling I finally said Fuck It and quit. I went to Singapore and did a course in Gaming and now am working as a game designer. I wasted 3 years of my life on it but it was the fuck it ever. I am so happy now.
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I used to be very poor and working at a crappy job with such average pay (50k salary). One day I was working and I was just in the shittest mood ever and thought to myself.
Why?
Why do I want to work for the rest of my life 9-5?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/384664
So I was like "fuck this" and quit my job and got six figures a year doing nothing..
Best decision ever..
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On March 04 2013 13:52 FoxerGames wrote:I used to be very poor and working at a crappy job with such average pay (50k salary). One day I was working and I was just in the shittest mood ever and thought to myself. Why? Why do I want to work for the rest of my life 9-5? http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/384664So I was like "fuck this" and quit my job and got six figures a year doing nothing.. Best decision ever..
50k a year is very poor? I'm at 12k a year bro...
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On March 04 2013 13:54 Zooper31 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 13:52 FoxerGames wrote:I used to be very poor and working at a crappy job with such average pay (50k salary). One day I was working and I was just in the shittest mood ever and thought to myself. Why? Why do I want to work for the rest of my life 9-5? http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/384664So I was like "fuck this" and quit my job and got six figures a year doing nothing.. Best decision ever.. 50k a year is very poor? I'm at 12k a year bro...
I found the six figures part the most believable.
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On March 04 2013 13:52 FoxerGames wrote:I used to be very poor and working at a crappy job with such average pay (50k salary). One day I was working and I was just in the shittest mood ever and thought to myself. Why? Why do I want to work for the rest of my life 9-5? http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/384664So I was like "fuck this" and quit my job and got six figures a year doing nothing.. Best decision ever..
Am I missing something? What's with the link?
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Uh first of all, what does that video have to do with anything? About a guy whose life sucks and he ends up hanging himself...
Second, 50k a year isn't even that bad. Finally, where's the part where you tell us how you never knew you could make so much money just with a few minutes and clicks a day!! ?
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On March 04 2013 13:54 Zooper31 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 13:52 FoxerGames wrote:I used to be very poor and working at a crappy job with such average pay (50k salary). One day I was working and I was just in the shittest mood ever and thought to myself. Why? Why do I want to work for the rest of my life 9-5? http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/384664So I was like "fuck this" and quit my job and got six figures a year doing nothing.. Best decision ever.. 50k a year is very poor? I'm at 12k a year bro...
50k is fairly average in Australia.. 12k is definitely below poverty level. Plus I am 28, and your probably like around 18.. there's a difference, when I was that age I couldn't even get 5 figures.. But for 12k a year.. I couldn't even afford to rent a house with that kind of income.
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On March 04 2013 13:52 FoxerGames wrote:I used to be very poor and working at a crappy job with such average pay (50k salary). One day I was working and I was just in the shittest mood ever and thought to myself. Why? Why do I want to work for the rest of my life 9-5? http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/384664So I was like "fuck this" and quit my job and got six figures a year doing nothing.. Best decision ever..
WTF have you done Jerry???????
Jesus man, pull yourself together Jerry. I am disappointed.
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On March 04 2013 14:03 Aerisky wrote:
Uh first of all, what does that video have to do with anything? About a guy whose life sucks and he ends up hanging himself...
Second, 50k a year isn't even that bad. Finally, where's the part where you tell us how you never knew you could make so much money just with a few minutes and clicks a day!! ?
50K in Canada is average, but not great, especially if you live in a major city. Not quite enough to be poor, but not quite enough to save a nest egg and 'get ahead'.
And depending on your job, $50,000 can feel like shitty pay. It all depends on how stressful the job is, and how much responsibility you have.
If you're managing a lot of staff or contractors, $50,000 sucks (considering there are managers and admins that get paid much more for much less).
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On March 04 2013 14:03 Aerisky wrote:
Uh first of all, what does that video have to do with anything? About a guy whose life sucks and he ends up hanging himself...
It shows how people have came up with an excuse that its ok to waste 80% of their life in a 9-5 everyday and I tried to conveyed my reasoning with an example flash video. Guess it seems people will always be closed minded and will still have to justify themselves to work in a 9-5 job.
Second, 50k a year isn't even that bad. Finally, where's the part where you tell us how you never knew you could make so much money just with a few minutes and clicks a day!! ?
Its average, and if your satisfied with that amount, then I guess your fine with having a 9-5 job life. I am only sharing my "fuck it" moment.
Oh and 6 figures doesn't mean I'm rich or anything.. its just better than 50k thats all.. People can try and tell me 50k is good, but i think 6figures while doing nothing is better that is all..
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That video had the protag more as a pathetic hero than anything. It doesn't justify living that kind of life and is, in fact, more tragic/depressing than anything. Its message something along the lines of yours; it's not an example of people who justify wasting time.
And here's the question for which you've been fishing the whole time. What exactly do you do to get 6 figures for nothing? You a male host or something?
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On March 04 2013 14:24 Aerisky wrote:
What exactly do you do to get 6 figures for nothing? You a male host or something?
Do you understand "doing nothing"?
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On March 04 2013 14:11 FoxerGames wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 14:03 Aerisky wrote:
Uh first of all, what does that video have to do with anything? About a guy whose life sucks and he ends up hanging himself...
It shows how people have came up with an excuse that its ok to waste 80% of their life in a 9-5 everyday and I tried to conveyed my reasoning with an example flash video. Guess it seems people will always be closed minded and will still have to justify themselves to work in a 9-5 job. Show nested quote +Second, 50k a year isn't even that bad. Finally, where's the part where you tell us how you never knew you could make so much money just with a few minutes and clicks a day!! ? Its average, and if your satisfied with that amount, then I guess your fine with having a 9-5 job life. I am only sharing my "fuck it" moment. Oh and 6 figures doesn't mean I'm rich or anything.. its just better than 50k thats all.. People can try and tell me 50k is good, but i think 6figures while doing nothing is better that is all..
The cost of living in Australia is a lot higher than it is than most places in the world. Salaries / wages have to be appropriate to compensate for that. While you might not consider 100k+ a year to be rich, if you were living in a country where the cost of living was half the cost as it is here you would be hard pressed to find someone who said you were not rich.
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On March 04 2013 14:33 FoxerGames wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 14:24 Aerisky wrote:
What exactly do you do to get 6 figures for nothing? You a male host or something? Do you understand "doing nothing"?
Got it, checked the weather report for La La Land and it read "raining money." Makes sense now. MDJ got one-upped, this is actually the most believable thing you've said.
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On March 04 2013 14:11 FoxerGames wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 14:03 Aerisky wrote:
Uh first of all, what does that video have to do with anything? About a guy whose life sucks and he ends up hanging himself...
It shows how people have came up with an excuse that its ok to waste 80% of their life in a 9-5 everyday and I tried to conveyed my reasoning with an example flash video. Guess it seems people will always be closed minded and will still have to justify themselves to work in a 9-5 job. Show nested quote +Second, 50k a year isn't even that bad. Finally, where's the part where you tell us how you never knew you could make so much money just with a few minutes and clicks a day!! ? Its average, and if your satisfied with that amount, then I guess your fine with having a 9-5 job life. I am only sharing my "fuck it" moment. Oh and 6 figures doesn't mean I'm rich or anything.. its just better than 50k thats all.. People can try and tell me 50k is good, but i think 6figures while doing nothing is better that is all..
Next thing we know you're going to share with us some shady bit.ly link to a supposed surefire way of making six figures from the internet while doing nothing... :p
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On March 04 2013 14:36 Aerisky wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 14:33 FoxerGames wrote:On March 04 2013 14:24 Aerisky wrote:
What exactly do you do to get 6 figures for nothing? You a male host or something? Do you understand "doing nothing"? Got it, checked the weather report for La La Land and it read "raining money." Makes sense now. MDJ got one-upped, this is actually the most believable thing you've said.
Commoners gotta be commoners.. can't complain about that ey?
If you must insist, I have multiple business that I built over the years beforehand (yes I had to work) and it is stable enough to generate income without me doing a thing and I haven't done a single hour of work since 2008, but yes your right, I didn't simple just quit my job and went home to do nothing..
Do you always believe that if Mark Zuckerburg decided to just sit down and do nothing for the next 5 years he would not make a single cent for doing nothing?
In my opinion he is highly established that that he still could generate a couple more millions/billions while doing nothing and just pay off the servers required, etc..
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Girl I like and been wanting to get into a relationship/have sex with invites me to party after asking me to get the beers. We get to party and it's alot smaller than she said and shes the only girl, among 4 guys. 1 guy leaves and then the 4 of us start getting really drunk. Turns into makeout session with that girl between me and another guy. Turns into a 4way with 3 guys, little too gay for me, leave room. After sitting on couch for like 60sec I say "fuck it" this is gonna be my only chance to bang her and after what I saw tonight alrdy I don't want to be in a relationship with her either way (been couple months since I was last laid) might as well have some fun with her. Next guy bails, turns into 3way. Fuck vigorsly alone for 30min after other guy finishes and goes into other room.
Never want to think about that night again. Still too gay for my tastes and I will never do that again lmao.
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On March 04 2013 15:22 Zooper31 wrote:
Girl I like and been wanting to get into a relationship/have sex with invites me to party after asking me to get the beers. We get to party and it's alot smaller than she said and shes the only girl, among 4 guys. 1 guy leaves and then the 4 of us start getting really drunk. Turns into makeout session with that girl between me and another guy. Turns into a 4way with 3 guys, little too gay for me, leave room. After sitting on couch for like 60sec I say "fuck it" this is gonna be my only chance to bang her and after what I saw tonight alrdy I don't want to be in a relationship with her either way (been couple months since I was last laid) might as well have some fun with her. Next guy bails, turns into 3way. Fuck vigorsly alone for 30min after other guy finishes and goes into other room.
Never want to think about that night again. Still too gay for my tastes and I will never do that again lmao.
Were there balls touching?
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On March 04 2013 15:22 Zooper31 wrote:
Girl I like and been wanting to get into a relationship/have sex with invites me to party after asking me to get the beers. We get to party and it's alot smaller than she said and shes the only girl, among 4 guys. 1 guy leaves and then the 4 of us start getting really drunk. Turns into makeout session with that girl between me and another guy. Turns into a 4way with 3 guys, little too gay for me, leave room. After sitting on couch for like 60sec I say "fuck it" this is gonna be my only chance to bang her and after what I saw tonight alrdy I don't want to be in a relationship with her either way (been couple months since I was last laid) might as well have some fun with her. Next guy bails, turns into 3way. Fuck vigorsly alone for 30min after other guy finishes and goes into other room.
Never want to think about that night again. Still too gay for my tastes and I will never do that again lmao.
never want to think about that night again--writes a post about it on tl.net. something does not compute.....
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On March 04 2013 15:23 MasterOfPuppets wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 15:22 Zooper31 wrote:
Girl I like and been wanting to get into a relationship/have sex with invites me to party after asking me to get the beers. We get to party and it's alot smaller than she said and shes the only girl, among 4 guys. 1 guy leaves and then the 4 of us start getting really drunk. Turns into makeout session with that girl between me and another guy. Turns into a 4way with 3 guys, little too gay for me, leave room. After sitting on couch for like 60sec I say "fuck it" this is gonna be my only chance to bang her and after what I saw tonight alrdy I don't want to be in a relationship with her either way (been couple months since I was last laid) might as well have some fun with her. Next guy bails, turns into 3way. Fuck vigorsly alone for 30min after other guy finishes and goes into other room.
Never want to think about that night again. Still too gay for my tastes and I will never do that again lmao. Were there balls touching?
only gay if you make eye contact
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On March 04 2013 15:27 dAPhREAk wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 15:22 Zooper31 wrote:
Girl I like and been wanting to get into a relationship/have sex with invites me to party after asking me to get the beers. We get to party and it's alot smaller than she said and shes the only girl, among 4 guys. 1 guy leaves and then the 4 of us start getting really drunk. Turns into makeout session with that girl between me and another guy. Turns into a 4way with 3 guys, little too gay for me, leave room. After sitting on couch for like 60sec I say "fuck it" this is gonna be my only chance to bang her and after what I saw tonight alrdy I don't want to be in a relationship with her either way (been couple months since I was last laid) might as well have some fun with her. Next guy bails, turns into 3way. Fuck vigorsly alone for 30min after other guy finishes and goes into other room.
Never want to think about that night again. Still too gay for my tastes and I will never do that again lmao. never want to think about that night again--writes a post about it on tl.net. something does not compute.....
Hey man don't you see? He was the last man standing, with more manliness and stamina than any of those other guys. He fucked her "vigorsly" and alone for 30 mins.
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On March 04 2013 15:27 dAPhREAk wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 15:22 Zooper31 wrote:
Girl I like and been wanting to get into a relationship/have sex with invites me to party after asking me to get the beers. We get to party and it's alot smaller than she said and shes the only girl, among 4 guys. 1 guy leaves and then the 4 of us start getting really drunk. Turns into makeout session with that girl between me and another guy. Turns into a 4way with 3 guys, little too gay for me, leave room. After sitting on couch for like 60sec I say "fuck it" this is gonna be my only chance to bang her and after what I saw tonight alrdy I don't want to be in a relationship with her either way (been couple months since I was last laid) might as well have some fun with her. Next guy bails, turns into 3way. Fuck vigorsly alone for 30min after other guy finishes and goes into other room.
Never want to think about that night again. Still too gay for my tastes and I will never do that again lmao. never want to think about that night again--writes a post about it on tl.net. something does not compute.....
atleast he didnt walk in on her fucking like 3 german shepherds or something.
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On March 04 2013 15:27 dAPhREAk wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 15:22 Zooper31 wrote:
Girl I like and been wanting to get into a relationship/have sex with invites me to party after asking me to get the beers. We get to party and it's alot smaller than she said and shes the only girl, among 4 guys. 1 guy leaves and then the 4 of us start getting really drunk. Turns into makeout session with that girl between me and another guy. Turns into a 4way with 3 guys, little too gay for me, leave room. After sitting on couch for like 60sec I say "fuck it" this is gonna be my only chance to bang her and after what I saw tonight alrdy I don't want to be in a relationship with her either way (been couple months since I was last laid) might as well have some fun with her. Next guy bails, turns into 3way. Fuck vigorsly alone for 30min after other guy finishes and goes into other room.
Never want to think about that night again. Still too gay for my tastes and I will never do that again lmao. never want to think about that night again--writes a post about it on tl.net. something does not compute.....
Hey this was a perfect time to share! Otherwise I would never talk about it again lol. And no balls didn't touch or eye contact.
Also moral of the story, take your chances while you can. A week after that incident she has a BF and they are posting pictures on FB as them being a couple. She hasn't spoken to me since lmao. I feel bad for that guy.
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On March 04 2013 12:50 dAPhREAk wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 12:46 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 12:28 tuestresfat wrote:
^what the hell did i just read On March 04 2013 12:31 Defacer wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. I think I need to take a shower. For some reason I feel gross after reading this. On March 04 2013 12:28 tuestresfat wrote:
^what the hell did i just read Lol welcome to my world. I actually am really good to my girls, I just like talking the shit. + Show Spoiler +http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ
I thought people only spoke like that on TV...wow
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On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl.
So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter?
Thanks for the lols thought.
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On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:Show nested quote +On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought.
Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine.
Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts.
The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail.
I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do.
"Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking.
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On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking.
When I read your posts, I get this image of me walking over a bridge with a troll hiding underneath.
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On March 05 2013 08:48 FeUerFlieGe wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking. When I read your posts, I get this image of me walking over a bridge with a troll hiding underneath.
Lol, the funny part is that these are all true stories. I would include more details into these posts, but I don't want my lady to track down these posts ever. Girls don't like it when you talk about them like I have been. I use the loophole that I make it vague. Plus its fun to talk shit with the boys.
I guess my complete lack of shame would lead you to think I'm trolling tho.
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On March 05 2013 08:54 Jisall wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 08:48 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking. When I read your posts, I get this image of me walking over a bridge with a troll hiding underneath. Lol, the funny part is that these are all true stories. I would include more details into these posts, but I don't want my lady to track down these posts ever. Girls don't like it when you talk about them like I have been. I use the loophole that I make it vague. Plus its fun to talk shit with the boys. I guess my complete lack of shame would lead you to think I'm trolling tho.
No no... It has nothing to do with being to vague or your lack of same. The syntax you use semantically reminds me of a troll hiding under a bridge.
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Depending, for sex, having two girls sucking my dick at the same time in a fourthsome, but i don't know the hate about threesomes 2 guys 1 girl, they can be quite fun and no need to be homo, to be honest they are funnier for me than 2 girls, but 2 girls the ego boost makes it worth it. For fuck yeah manly moments, i had 10 guys chasing me on a pub zone to hit me, one of them called me faggy (maricona), i had this kind of moments of clarity realized he was the only one close so turned back, took him and headbutted his nose, then i kept running laughing like a maniac till i got inside a pub where the doormans were friends of mine. Arriving withouth getting punched a single time and having left one of them on the floor was a big fuck yeah for me.
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On March 05 2013 08:57 FeUerFlieGe wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 08:54 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 08:48 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking. When I read your posts, I get this image of me walking over a bridge with a troll hiding underneath. Lol, the funny part is that these are all true stories. I would include more details into these posts, but I don't want my lady to track down these posts ever. Girls don't like it when you talk about them like I have been. I use the loophole that I make it vague. Plus its fun to talk shit with the boys. I guess my complete lack of shame would lead you to think I'm trolling tho. No no... It has nothing to do with being to vague or your lack of same. The syntax you use semantically reminds me of a troll hiding under a bridge.
Lol Math has always been my favorite subject; I have never been one to enjoy the intricacies of the english language (Check out that semi-colon swag lmao). I hope I used that right..
On March 05 2013 08:59 Godwrath wrote:
Depending, for sex, having two girls sucking my dick at the same time in a fourthsome, but i don't know the hate about threesomes 2 guys 1 girl, they can be quite fun and no need to be homo, to be honest they are funnier for me than 2 girls, but 2 girls the ego boost makes it worth it. For fuck yeah manly moments, i had 10 guys chasing me on a pub zone to hit me, one of them called me faggy (maricona), i had this kind of moments of clarity realized he was the only one close so turned back, took him and headbutted his nose, then i kept running laughing like a maniac till i got inside a pub where the doormans were friends of mine.
Lol running a train on a chick is a bonding experience.
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Every day at work is a new best fuck it moment for me
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On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking.
is that you squattingcassanova??
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On March 05 2013 09:52 dAPhREAk wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking. is that you squattingcassanova??
Lol How do you know my real name? Are you a wizard??
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sooo I was sophmore in college in NYC. Roommate's bday, throws a no beer party. (so only hard liquor and wine... yea you can imagine) So about 50 people show up. Other roommate has hooked up three surround sound systems in the apartment (one in the kitchen, and one in each bed room.)
around 2 am, party winds down. Simply because we have a two people puking. one in the toilet, one in a garbage can. I need to go to bed cause I got work at 9 the next day. (i didn't drink for that reasons.) So like 10 people had to stay at our place because they couldn't really walk.
Roommate, who had hooked up with his ex all night, tells me his ex needs to sleep in my bed with me, cause he has two of his blacked out friends in his bed and he's on the floor.
SO I'm in bed with his ex-gf. he's in the floor about 10 feet away. and she turns to me, takes off her shirt. And so I have to makes some quick decisions. "FUCK IT" hooked up with my roommates ex.
Next morning, i wake up to him standing over the two of us in my bed. I think he's about to punch me. He just raises his hand for a high five and says "Its awesome how she's a screamer right?"
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On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking.
Are you black?
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On March 05 2013 10:29 Saechiis wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking. Are you black?
Pastey White lmao.
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On March 05 2013 10:31 Jisall wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 10:29 Saechiis wrote:On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking. Are you black? Pastey White lmao.
But you rap right?
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On March 05 2013 10:56 Saechiis wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 10:31 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 10:29 Saechiis wrote:On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking. Are you black? Pastey White lmao. But you rap right?
I like rap and can rap along with a song yes. lol
You trying to lead me somewhere junior?
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On March 05 2013 10:59 Jisall wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 10:56 Saechiis wrote:On March 05 2013 10:31 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 10:29 Saechiis wrote:On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking. Are you black? Pastey White lmao. But you rap right? I like rap and can rap along with a song yes. lol You trying to lead me somewhere junior?
No just your manner of speech and attitude is like you've been watching some retarded 90's "gangsta's" on tv constantly and have adopted their mannerisms completely.
The way you write and act is almost at unbelievable levels of ...well, i dont want to be rude
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On March 05 2013 15:32 Capped wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 10:59 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 10:56 Saechiis wrote:On March 05 2013 10:31 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 10:29 Saechiis wrote:On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking. Are you black? Pastey White lmao. But you rap right? I like rap and can rap along with a song yes. lol You trying to lead me somewhere junior? No just your manner of speech and attitude is like you've been watching some retarded 90's "gangsta's" on tv constantly and have adopted their mannerisms completely. The way you write and act is almost at unbelievable levels of ...well, i dont want to be rude
Haha, its cool I don't get offended ez. And 90's rappers were the shit. Although I have recently taken a liking to Blink-182 and Incubus. Would go gay for any of those bands.
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You gotta operate the easy way...you made a G today, but you made it in a sleazy way
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On March 05 2013 15:43 mierin wrote:
You gotta operate the easy way...you made a G today, but you made it in a sleazy way
Picture me inside the misery of poverty
No man alive has ever witnessed struggles I survive
lyrical genius.
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On March 05 2013 16:16 Jisall wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 15:43 mierin wrote:
You gotta operate the easy way...you made a G today, but you made it in a sleazy way Picture me inside the misery of poverty No man alive has ever witnessed struggles I survive lyrical genius.
When I made my TL account just to tell these fellows I approve of their actions.
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On March 05 2013 17:28 T U P A C wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 16:16 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 15:43 mierin wrote:
You gotta operate the easy way...you made a G today, but you made it in a sleazy way Picture me inside the misery of poverty No man alive has ever witnessed struggles I survive lyrical genius. When I made my TL account just to tell these fellows I approve of their actions.
Hahahah awesome!
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Hmmm, I think I have some good ones. But this ended up being hell'a long. Hopefully you will think its worth your while!
(sry cant spell check, just hammered it down at work. Havent done anything productive in the last 1,5 hours so Im prolly getting crucified if i dont start working again)
Some years ago, me and my father were at our cabin at Eastern. We both enjoy drinking a lot and an uncertain amount of beer, wine and spirits had been consumed. We both love discussing and over time it gets really heated. My parents were in the middle of separating and we suddenly we turn to that topic. We get into an argument which gets really hefty. He says some venomous shit that was so fucking awful. I totally flip out and we start screaming to each other. After a few minutes Im like "Fuck it!". I hurredly pack my back-pack and start WALKING to the township nearest to our cabin. (Its up in a half forested, half mountainous area.) Its three in the morning, its probably -10 celcius and the snow is to way up thighs. So when I finally get down to the residential area, its a little past 7 in the morning on Easter Sunday. Ofc, im freezing my ass of after struggling through the snow in wet clothes for over four hours. I walk to a home and ring the door and politely ask if I can change clothes there and get some warmth into my body. The man that answered was kind enough to do that. I leave and realize "fucking shit, I left my creditcard at the cabin" - so no bus. So im stuck a 1,5h drive from Oslo, no money, no food the last 12 hours, tired as hell - its time to weight my options. Either I make the climb uphill again, make my dad come get me in the car (the most shameful option) OR i get home on my own. Im still furious as hell, so again I go "Fuck it!". So i start walking the 160 kilometers home. Again, easter sunday - middle of fucking nowhere - means no cars. So i hoof it for two-three more hours, not catching a ride from the 4 or so cars that pass me by on the road. I sleep in a ditch for a couple of hours and then start walking again. And after and hour my luck finally turns, a polack in what is probably the crappiest piece of shit car ever made in Eastern Europe, picks me up and lets me ride almost to one of the main highways into Oslo. I thank him kindly and walk to the highway. I sit my ass down on the backpack in the "traffic island/within a white triangle" on one of the intersections to get on the highway. I write "Need hike to Oslo" on the paper I had in my backpack. After 20 mins or so a guy in a 400K+ USD Mercedes just stop in the middle of the street not obviously not giving two shits about the people behind him. "Hey man! You need a ride?". So I jump in and finally get home at about 14.00, after being awake for a little less than 30 hours. Both people that gave me a hike were awesome people
Speaking of polacks (and credit cards), I had a run in with some less pleasant representatives of their country when I was on what we call the "white buses". White buses is a non-profit thing, where they drive kids (last year of middle school for our classes. So we were about 15-16)) from Scandinavia through Poland primarily to see concentration camps and educate us about the Holocaust. There was a few other stops along the way, saltmines and stuff like that... Anyway, we were having a rest in some small shit "priorly-industrial-center-but-didnt-make-it-after-the-fall-of-communism"-town that I have no idea whats called. Its a though place and we're allowed to walk around some with only one simple rule - NEVER go off the main-shopping street. So I and a few friends of mine are trotting down the street and Im looking for a place to withdraw some zloty (polish currency then). Wouldnt you know it - every fucking cash machine is either MasterCard or Visa - which doesnt help my Visa Electron very much. So after a frustrating search i spot a cash machine down a side street. Im like "lets go there". "Dude, the teachers and guide said we shouldnt leave the main street" was the response that came. "Lulz, they worry too much" I brushed them off. We go down and I start typing my pin and everything is all dandy. Then a crew of what looked like buff steroid-doin though looking motherfuckers around the age 18-25 suddenly stop when they see me at the cashmachine. I spot them at the corner of my eye and spy at them a couple of seconds. Theyre laughin, pointing at me and a couple of them are putting on their leather fighting gloves. My friends, who are the most sensible of us, has naturally started to back away when they first spotted them. Im like "Fuck, im gonna get robbed of all my cash." Luckily I had not selected the amount to withdraw, so I abort the transaction put the card in my pocket. I see their disappointed faces when my hand doesnt reach for any money and they probably figure "bah, the kid didnt have any cash, so none for us". I start walking towards my friends in a brisk pace. And after distancing myself by 40 or so meters from the potential robbers a sudden impulse hits me. Im like "Fuck it!" I turn around to them and smile. Then I pull out my credit card kiss it - take one second to study their furious faces - and yell "RUN!". Me and my friends thankfully reach the bus before they caught up to us, cuz Id probably would have been beaten to a pulp.
And now what I consider the big finale of my "Fuck it"'s- As an adolescent drinker I always enjoyed climbing stuff. Scaffolds, trees, bascially anything. I think the third or so party I ever went to (about 14yrs) was up in the trees before long and coincidentally the neighbors of the house went to the same grown-up party as my parents. So i got the call pretty fast: "APHASIE! Are you drinking?!? And climbing trees?". Guess its must have been weird for them to hear in front of 20 people that their son was playing drunk tarzan. Anyway, I digress. So fastforward to high school, my best friend and I who also enjoyed breaking the rules went up to the top of a construction crane. Its not that hard, you just have climb the first couple of meters on the outside and then theres a ladder. So we sat on the top enjoying some brews and taking in the view. Pretty amazing. SO, another couple of weeks pass and weve been having few beers and had to leave the place were at. Hes like "Dude I know of a construction crane nearby." So we go there, and get to top again. When we're finally up, he looks at me and is like "Lets go to the fucking tip of it". Naturally a pang of fear rises within me. I think about it a couple of minutes and just think "Fuck it!". So we start climing outside on the rail or whatever you call it. 25-30 meters straight down, no form of security, my man-purse loaded with beer dangling unconfortable from side to side, holding on for dear life. We get to the small platform at the end, sit our then scrawney asses down and share a sixpack - enjoying the fact that we're still alive and today have TRULY lived.
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On February 28 2013 23:57 yOngKIN wrote:
Read title: fuck it mom... lol.
Anyway congratulations on that.
Mine. So-so party at a frat house, not a frat party though, just for some socio-awareness benefit shit. Anyway, a chick way above my league was hanging by the bookshelf. Every guy in the leaving room is obviously watching, but was afraid to come near here. It was like having Heidi Klum in a crown of Steve Buscemis.
I bottomed a glass of whiskey and fuck it, at least I tried not like these losers here. I saw the shelf had some philo books, and she was scanning a Descartes book. "The methodical doubt", I interrupted. She chuckled. She was actually pretty nice. We talked all night to everyone's envy, about everything, and one thing led to another (not that night though). Yeah I win!
When you are more experienced, you will realize there is no such thing as a girl out of your league..
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I was at a massive student party and was getting mad drunk, then a huge circle forms and people start busting moves in the middle. After a while someone pushes me in, and I'm already too deep in the center to just walk back out, I say fuck it and start mashing out some popping and breakish stuff, just acting a fool. Turns out it wasn't half bad and later a cute girl comes up to me and starts grinding me. First time that ever happened.
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This thread has been lots of fun to read so I'll share one of my silliest moments. Sorry it gets a bit long ... This probably happened 8 or so years ago before I was married or had kids or anything. I was going through a phase where I was doing a ton of internet dating and fucking around. I was also playing a ton of WoW. In fact, aside from working those were my two main activities.
Anyway, I remember it was a beautiful hot summer, and I had a bunch of plans for the saturday. I was going to meet up with this girl around noon for lunch. Then I was going to a BBQ at my friend's GF's place mid afternoon. Then I had another date to meet a different girl for a drink at 7:30. I even managed to get in a quick workout in the morning. I was feeling buff and looking forward to a great day.
So I meet up with the first girl at a Greek place. Now this is only like the 3rd time I've got together with this girl. The first two times were late evening events where we both ended up getting smashed. This was the first time I'd ever seen her during the day. I have coffee with lunch, but she immediately starts ordering hard liquor. By the time lunch is over she's consumed a significant amount of alcohol. Sober me is finding the conversation kind of painful (although she's damn hot). So at some point I start saying that I need to get going and trying to say my goodbyes. She says that she doesn't want the date to end and asks me where I'm going ... I say I'm going to a BBQ and she asks if she can come. So I say sure, let's go. I wasn't really planning to bring her but whatever. So we head to the BBQ in my car (leaving her car at the restaurant).
BBQ is fun for a while. A couple good friends and a bunch of people who I don't know that well. My friend's GF is hosting and her mom is also there -- I think she still lived with her mom if I remember correctly? Anyway I got to know a few of the guys a bit better and generally had some good food and a drink or two. The girl I'm with is not shy, so I basically let her fend for herself.
During the time it takes me to have 1-2 drinks, the girl I brought seems to have consumed ... well, a LOT. She is actually ridiculously hammered (it's like 3 in the afternoon). No one else at the BBQ is significantly drunk so it's getting pretty embarrassing. She shows no signs of slowing down. I specifically remember the Mom pulling me aside and asking me "why I let her drink so much". I'm like WTF I hardly know this girl?! Anyway shortly after that I tell her it's time to leave. She offers token resistance but we roll out pretty quickly.
I take her back to my place. She is all over me, so we pound it out for a bit. Around let's say 4:30 she passes out naked in my bed. I'm moderately confused about what's happened. I'd never really known anyone who had a serious alcohol problem. I realized that I had only hung out with this girl when she was drunk. She was definitely not dating material. I was a bit embarrassed about the BBQ but also kind of laughing about it to myself. While she sleeps I decide to play some WoW for a bit. Then I lie down for a quick nap.
I wake up around 6:30. Girl is still passed out. I verbally try to wake her up, but she doesn't respond. I have my other date at 7:30 and I'm starting to become concerned. I should mention here that I lived alone and I was pretty protective of my personal space. I am thinking that I need to get this girl out of my apartment so I can go on my date. As I wake up I start to realize that I have a significant problem.
I haven't really tried to wake her. I'm assuming she would wake up if I physically shook her. But what then? Her car was back at the restaurant. I could drive her there if we left immediately... but there was no way I could expect her to drive after the amount of alcohol she'd consumed. Besides, I couldn't exactly tell her she had to leave so I could go on a date. I guess I could have made up some story but for some reason I didn't want to.
I obviously could have cancelled my date with the other girl. But she was a sweetheart, and I had cancelled the last date I'd scheduled with her. I knew that if I cancelled again she would lose interest. I did not want to cancel.
This left only one option. I was not comfortable leaving this alcoholic slut in my apartment. What if she damaged something? What if she logged into my wow account and sharded my purples?!? Actually, even her just waking up and having no clue where the hell I was would be awkward enough. But I decided .... FUCK IT
I get in my car and drive across town to meet the other girl. We go to a pretty quiet place and have a drink. I'm glad I went, she is lots of fun to talk to even though she's sober, but I'm super stressed the whole time about what might be going on back at my apartment. After hanging out with her for barely an hour I say I have to go. She says its early and can't we do something else? I must have had some story -- i don't remember what -- but I tell her I absolutely can't stay. I tell her I had a great time and I want to see her again soon. I felt bad about leaving, but I figure, "always leave them wanting more"...
Anyway, I haul ass back to my apartment. Get there, take the elevator up, sweating. Get to my door, turn the key ... the place is dark. Is she still there? Did she wake up and leave? No ... in fact she's still fast asleep. I breathe a huge sigh of relief. I'm laughing to myself at the absurdity of what I just did. I log into WoW just to relax for a bit. Before long I climb into my bed, start stroking the girl, she is responsive so we pound it out again. It wasn't that great because I'm really not into her ... but it wasn't bad, either. After, we both go back to sleep.
She woke up around 1:00, wakes me up and gets me to drive her to her car. Doesn't say anything about waking up and me not being there. I drop her off, laugh to myself the whole way home.
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Aphasie, that is pretty fucking epic haha, and much more entertaining than 'Oh yaeh I fucked some girl' stories.
I don't know, closest I would guess is thus. I decided to have a 'let's go out and get wasted' night shortly after my dad died, on the proviso that my friends continued to insult me, berate me and indulge in the kind of behaviour we usually do. Nothing is worse than people not knowing how to act around you, so I kind of set the tone of the evening in stone before me when we went out.
Anyway, this lady approaches me, a sister of one of my friend's and rather drunk. 'Listen I'm sorry about your dad, I know this kind of inappropriate but if a fuck would make you feel better I'd be glad to oblige, I've kind of had a thing for you for a while'.
Now she had a bit of a reputation as 'crazy' and whatnot, but you know I figured fuck it, got her number and we were sort of deciding when this 'romantic' rendezvous should occur. In the interim certain other friends of mine got wind of this, were saying 'this isn't you, don't do it' or 'she's batshit' and all variants thereof.
Anyway, the next day I decided 'fuck it', lay may or may not cheer me up, but I may as well just go for it and this lady sort of came up to my house. She had a reputation as an easy lay and a psycho and that was all I really knew about her, so I figured we'd just do the deed and go our separate ways.
Anyway, I kind of freeze when it comes to casual lays or whatever, and feel rather awkward, so we were having a few drinks and got chatting. Turns out she's a smart, considerate and interesting person to be around, we end up chatting for hours.
I just say to her look, I actually really enjoy this chat, let's not fuck. Want to go on a proper date with me sometime? Which she acceded to
Despite our up and downs, we're still together, expecting a little boy within the month and, though my life is lesser for the lack of my father, I am mentally happier than I can ever recall being, and enjoying life more than I can remember.
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I was writing a paper for my AP Freshman lit class in high school. I totally forgot about it, and it turned out the paper was worth like 20% of that semester's grade. I got reminded that it was due the next day the night before after a friend and I had stayed up all night long for his 16th birthday and we were all hungover. I probably should have just called in that day and just stayed up until it was done and had a friend hand it in. Instead I slept 4 hours, got a ride to the school early, skipped my first class and Bullshitted this paper (quotes and all). I got a 92% on the paper (the highest in the class) and got to stink bomb the AP biology lab with our physics/chemistry teacher that day.
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StarCraft moment: Friend wants to play me, 1st time vs. another person, Fuck It!, 1 base roach nydus, epic win!
IRL moment: Taking some acid with friends, 2 hits, 2 hours, feel nothing, Fuck It!, take the rest (4 hits), 2 hours, I left space and time for a short while and discovered that Jimi Hendrix is god (hence my name)!
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Here's one of my "Fuck it" moments:
I started elementary school at a younger age than like 90+% of the kids, so I was weaker than pretty much everyone. I was very fit, agile and fast, though, (but not muscular), since I did some sports, ran a lot and climbed trees all the time like a monkey. I basically did almost zero studying, but was doing pretty good in school and didn't care much about it.
So, I was not a typical geek; still, I was shy, insecure/timid, very good-natured and too nice to everyone for my own good.
Also, I was pale (think vampire pale, check my profile pic xD) - couldn't get tan, tried going to the beach every day in summer and I'd just get a tiny bit darker; stupid genetics XD. Anyways, I'm digressing. That's why almost everyone called me "The Undertaker" (in a bad sense, it sounds worse in my language, while in English I picture it as a cool nickname). A lot of people harassed me all the time, and a bunch of people bullied me. Even kids in other classes knew me by that "nickname" and my friends picked on me sometimes as well.
When I was in, probably, 5-6th grade (around 11-12 years), there was this one kid who was older than me, way more heavier and mean looking - he was like the leader of a bunch of kids who fought around a lot, and he was involved with some bad people (football hooligans, real ones, not the pussy-assed normal ones). He was in my class and bullied me all the time.
So this one time, in the school backyard, during the lunch break, there are a bunch of kids around talking and doing their thing, when this guy comes, starts calling me names and pushing me around. Now remember, he constantly did this and it's very hard to deal with this shit as a kid like I was. I was fed up, my blood started boiling and I pushed him back and called him a retard or something. He charges at me like a bull, ready to fight me, I snap and think in the lines of "fuck this retard I'm not going to tolerate this shit anymore" and punch him square in his fucking nose with all my might. It didn't feel like I hit him hard at all, but his nose starts bleeding all over the place and he holds it with both his hands and starts crying like a big pussy, while everyone is looking like O.O
I go off somewhere and a teacher comes to pick him and me up, and is confused as hell, since she knows I'm the nicest kid around and wouldn't hurt a fly; so instead of giving me a big lecture she just says I shouldn't hit people (like I don't know) and walks the other guy to the nursery. She knew this guy was bad news and he probably deserved it. Later, I enter the school, and there's drops of blood on like every stair 2 floors up. XD
He ended up with a broken nose and had problems with nosebleeds for a long time. Serves him well. Sadly, it didn't feel very satisfying as I don't like hurting people, but I was proud for standing up to him, even though I'm way weaker and younger than him. He laid off me for a few months and then things started over again, but not as bad as before. (kids never learn -.-)
Few years past and I end up sitting next to him for classes, and we were kinda friendly and cool; he didn't bully me anymore and I helped him cheat on tests, since he was a bum and I was probably one of the few smartest kids in the school. /brag XD
(Cheating is normal in our schools, people cheat as much as they can get away with, and teachers are more tolerant than in the USA, as far as know, so it's not a big deal.)
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