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Have you ever experienced being trapped in the corner, nowhere to go, no other options, and knowing that no matter what you do, it's going to end up pretty bad. But then, with a "Fuck It!" attitude, dropping all care in the world, you push through - and manage to come out at the other end intact, even better. Share your moment.
Mine by the way:
Theater class last year. We were on the middle part of the semester and the professor told us the final exam will be a Shakespeare play. This is a bit of a overly excessive professor, and he decided that the best way to announce it is to have impromptu casting, in the main theater hall of our school. Of course, casts will have a bigger chance of getting good grades that crews, so everyone who was popular enough, or thought they were, wanted to be part of the cast. On the background of the stage were projected a few monologues from Shakespeare's plays. Some made it with little effort. Others are just not made to be public performers and the professor torpedoed us one by one. You could volunteer to be part of the cast, which would get you a max grade of B, to save you the humiliation.
The line is getting shorter, and soon it will be my turn to decide. As it happens, I know a bit of Shakespeare. I have never performed in public, and the thought of 1 stranger looking at me is already dreadful, much more a crowd of hundreds. As the guy before me declared "crew", I slowly proceeded to the stage, took a deep breath, try to calm my heart, channeled my inner Al Pacino, and just say "FUCK IT!" Merchant of Venice monologue here goes nothing.
I saw the professors jaw literally dropped after my little monologue. The crowd was silent for a brief second. And then clapping erupted and everyone rushed to congratulate me. Lol. I was sweating in buckets at that time, and if I was not overwhelmed by happiness, I would have been declared having a heart attack.
Yours?
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When I read the topic's title, I thought it means your best YOLO moment lol.
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Read title: fuck it mom... lol.
Anyway congratulations on that.
Mine. So-so party at a frat house, not a frat party though, just for some socio-awareness benefit shit. Anyway, a chick way above my league was hanging by the bookshelf. Every guy in the leaving room is obviously watching, but was afraid to come near here. It was like having Heidi Klum in a crown of Steve Buscemis.
I bottomed a glass of whiskey and fuck it, at least I tried not like these losers here. I saw the shelf had some philo books, and she was scanning a Descartes book. "The methodical doubt", I interrupted. She chuckled. She was actually pretty nice. We talked all night to everyone's envy, about everything, and one thing led to another (not that night though). Yeah I win!
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The time I was getting very drunk with a buddy of mine at the restaurant we worked at. After the bar closed my friend (Kitchen Manager) and I took some beers from the walk in and a girl from the front and went to his house.
Some how after hanging out etc. the girl myself and Bob my buddy start wrestling around and all of a sudden I have the girls boob in my mouth....She did not mind neither did I but Bob was a bit taken back....But the drink cloud we all were in was not disturbed....
Bob decides now is a good time to ride hsi bike 15 minutes away for some smokes .. The lady after Bob leaves turns to me and says Im going to lay down. I say Ill join ya....
I walk into Bobs room the lady has her back to me and I lay down behind her... She starts pushing into me and I start to fondle her lady parts...
Next thing I know I am wild thinging her from behind with no rain coat.... Afew minutes go by and she says something, Since she is talking to the wall I say "what"....
The way she stiffened up was a give away... she says again a bit hesitantly " I thought You hated me BOB." She turns and looks me in the eye a bit of confusion on her face she turns back to the wall and she pushes back into me..."fuck it" I finish and start to get up when Bob comes through the door
.."Hey Bob I am outty here do not fuck the lady in your bed.... later dude"
It was not until I had got back to work (24 hour hipster joint ) that i noticed my pants were still all messed up and the belt was on but no button or zipper....
The lady used to be quite a regular and I never saw her again after that.
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Competitive swimming. 4x50m, me and three buddies. I forgot to put my cap and goggles on, and it is my turn. Fuck it.
Best time all around and of my life. AND my hair was huge at the time. How the fuck I did that, idk.
Next day, I proceed to break all my personal records.
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So I was browsing TL, when I came across a new Thread posted in the General-Forum.
It read "Your Best "Fuck It!" Mom..." and I wasn't sure if I should really click on it.
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i thought you just said "fuck it" in front of the crowd would have been a better fuck it moment
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East Gorteau22261 Posts
On February 28 2013 23:59 Zephirdd wrote:
Competitive swimming. 4x50m, me and three buddies. I forgot to put my cap and goggles on, and it is my turn. Fuck it.
Best time all around and of my life. AND my hair was huge at the time. How the fuck I did that, idk.
Next day, I proceed to break all my personal records.
How fast did it go?
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today i was going to play starcraft 2 but then i thought fuck it and didnt play
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On March 01 2013 00:08 GizmoPT wrote:
today i was going to play starcraft 2 but then i thought fuck it and didnt play
LOL, If this is your best, what's your worst?
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A couple weeks back I went out to the club with a few old friends who were in town. It was all fun and shit until I met up with this really pretty girl and we got to chatting and really hit it off.
Well, after a few drinks I can imagine you know where this is going, Fast forward to her place, we're both drunk, she's stumbling for her keys, turns to me and says, with a wink, and I fucking shit you not "Don't worry, my husband isn't home."
I swallowed, thought "FUCK IT!" Then turned around, drove home and played ladder for four hours straight. I had a real itch to play beta it's only a couple days left, damnit!
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On March 01 2013 00:18 Uncultured wrote:
A couple weeks back I went out to the club with a few old friends who were in town. It was all fun and shit until I met up with this really pretty girl and we got to chatting and really hit it off.
Well, after a few drinks I can imagine you know where this is going, Fast forward to her place, we're both drunk, she's stumbling for her keys, turns to me and says, with a wink, and I fucking shit you not "Don't worry, my husband isn't home."
I swallowed, thought "FUCK IT!" Then turned around, drove home and played ladder for four hours straight. I had a real itch to play beta it's only a couple days left, damnit!
Reverse fuck it. Damn man! you should have done it!
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Girl from work really distressed and i was comforting her one night at a lake, she wanted to drink so we bought some beers and she got wasted, she lunged at me on a bench by the lake, i stopped her and said no ur drunk, we work together its not good blah blah. She said she wanted it.
Fuck it! i played the good guy act, time for pussay!
Now im married to her and live in sri lanka.
I win the thread :D
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Well i dont know if this counts.
One night was out drinking with the lads, still to this day its my eaviest drinking sessions 26 shots of whisky some fruity shots and got know how msny pints of beer.
I got to the point where i felt like i was going to throw up, then i got challenged to down 3litre boot, which was filled with cider or beer.
So 6 of us lined up and music was going on and the song was Threw it on the ground by lonely island. So they started count down i tilted the beer to my mouth while the rest were downing it and at that momment, a spark of brilliance came.
So i timed my action perfectly when the singer said "i THREW IT ON THE GROUND" Well the boot flew on the ground, glass chattered, everyone stared i laughed. By that point i didn't care and was thrown out and went home.
Nothing amazing but was a funny night
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On March 01 2013 00:32 Capped wrote:
Girl from work really distressed and i was comforting her one night at a lake, she wanted to drink so we bought some beers and she got wasted, she lunged at me on a bench by the lake, i stopped her and said no ur drunk, we work together its not good blah blah. She said she wanted it.
Fuck it! i played the good guy act, time for pussay!
Now im married to her and live in sri lanka.
I win the thread :D
You mean, "fuck it" like "fuck this"?
I don't know if this is supposed to be ironic or what? Why emphasize you live in Sri Lanka?
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On March 01 2013 00:49 yOngKIN wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2013 00:32 Capped wrote:
Girl from work really distressed and i was comforting her one night at a lake, she wanted to drink so we bought some beers and she got wasted, she lunged at me on a bench by the lake, i stopped her and said no ur drunk, we work together its not good blah blah. She said she wanted it.
Fuck it! i played the good guy act, time for pussay!
Now im married to her and live in sri lanka.
I win the thread :D You mean, "fuck it" like "fuck this"? I don't know if this is supposed to be ironic or what? Why emphasize you live in Sri Lanka?
What...? I said "Fuck it" i wont listen to my head and not hook up with the girl from work - when it can totally backfire in my face because she's drunk and could easily turn up to work and either make life very difficult or get me fired on the spot.
I live in sri lanka with her now because she's from sri lanka, i got the opportunity because of my "fuck it" moment, with my lovely wife, also from the "fuck it" moment.
I did miss the opportunity to bang her tall blonde friend with giant fake breasts though, only after getting with her did i find out she was into me  i guess its for the best considering she was 30 with a child though xD
You ruined the thread making me explain things. MOAR FUCK IT MOMENTS
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Reading this thread i realised i never take any chances. I guess im living a boring life. Fuck it.
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I was born. Then I realised that there is no good reason for me to live. Then I said "fuck it" and did it anyways.
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stepping out of the changing room into the atelier I was doing nude modeling in
and telling my boss that I won't accept his mediocre year-end assessment and that I'm quitting.
and asking this one supercute asian chick out.
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I was sick and didn't want to kiss this girl, but she really, really wanted to kiss. So after about 20 minutes, I just said "Alright fuck it" and dove in.
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