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On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking.
is that you squattingcassanova??
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On March 05 2013 09:52 dAPhREAk wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking. is that you squattingcassanova??
Lol How do you know my real name? Are you a wizard??
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sooo I was sophmore in college in NYC. Roommate's bday, throws a no beer party. (so only hard liquor and wine... yea you can imagine) So about 50 people show up. Other roommate has hooked up three surround sound systems in the apartment (one in the kitchen, and one in each bed room.)
around 2 am, party winds down. Simply because we have a two people puking. one in the toilet, one in a garbage can. I need to go to bed cause I got work at 9 the next day. (i didn't drink for that reasons.) So like 10 people had to stay at our place because they couldn't really walk.
Roommate, who had hooked up with his ex all night, tells me his ex needs to sleep in my bed with me, cause he has two of his blacked out friends in his bed and he's on the floor.
SO I'm in bed with his ex-gf. he's in the floor about 10 feet away. and she turns to me, takes off her shirt. And so I have to makes some quick decisions. "FUCK IT" hooked up with my roommates ex.
Next morning, i wake up to him standing over the two of us in my bed. I think he's about to punch me. He just raises his hand for a high five and says "Its awesome how she's a screamer right?"
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On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking.
Are you black?
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On March 05 2013 10:29 Saechiis wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking. Are you black?
Pastey White lmao.
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On March 05 2013 10:31 Jisall wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 10:29 Saechiis wrote:On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking. Are you black? Pastey White lmao.
But you rap right?
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On March 05 2013 10:56 Saechiis wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 10:31 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 10:29 Saechiis wrote:On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking. Are you black? Pastey White lmao. But you rap right?
I like rap and can rap along with a song yes. lol
You trying to lead me somewhere junior?
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On March 05 2013 10:59 Jisall wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 10:56 Saechiis wrote:On March 05 2013 10:31 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 10:29 Saechiis wrote:On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking. Are you black? Pastey White lmao. But you rap right? I like rap and can rap along with a song yes. lol You trying to lead me somewhere junior?
No just your manner of speech and attitude is like you've been watching some retarded 90's "gangsta's" on tv constantly and have adopted their mannerisms completely.
The way you write and act is almost at unbelievable levels of ...well, i dont want to be rude
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On March 05 2013 15:32 Capped wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 10:59 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 10:56 Saechiis wrote:On March 05 2013 10:31 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 10:29 Saechiis wrote:On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.
Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl. I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway. WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me. Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl. So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter? Thanks for the lols thought. Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine. Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts. The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail. I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do. "Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking. Are you black? Pastey White lmao. But you rap right? I like rap and can rap along with a song yes. lol You trying to lead me somewhere junior? No just your manner of speech and attitude is like you've been watching some retarded 90's "gangsta's" on tv constantly and have adopted their mannerisms completely. The way you write and act is almost at unbelievable levels of ...well, i dont want to be rude
Haha, its cool I don't get offended ez. And 90's rappers were the shit. Although I have recently taken a liking to Blink-182 and Incubus. Would go gay for any of those bands.
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You gotta operate the easy way...you made a G today, but you made it in a sleazy way
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On March 05 2013 15:43 mierin wrote:
You gotta operate the easy way...you made a G today, but you made it in a sleazy way
Picture me inside the misery of poverty
No man alive has ever witnessed struggles I survive
lyrical genius.
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On March 05 2013 16:16 Jisall wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 15:43 mierin wrote:
You gotta operate the easy way...you made a G today, but you made it in a sleazy way Picture me inside the misery of poverty No man alive has ever witnessed struggles I survive lyrical genius.
When I made my TL account just to tell these fellows I approve of their actions.
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On March 05 2013 17:28 T U P A C wrote:Show nested quote +On March 05 2013 16:16 Jisall wrote:On March 05 2013 15:43 mierin wrote:
You gotta operate the easy way...you made a G today, but you made it in a sleazy way Picture me inside the misery of poverty No man alive has ever witnessed struggles I survive lyrical genius. When I made my TL account just to tell these fellows I approve of their actions.
Hahahah awesome!
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Hmmm, I think I have some good ones. But this ended up being hell'a long. Hopefully you will think its worth your while!
(sry cant spell check, just hammered it down at work. Havent done anything productive in the last 1,5 hours so Im prolly getting crucified if i dont start working again)
Some years ago, me and my father were at our cabin at Eastern. We both enjoy drinking a lot and an uncertain amount of beer, wine and spirits had been consumed. We both love discussing and over time it gets really heated. My parents were in the middle of separating and we suddenly we turn to that topic. We get into an argument which gets really hefty. He says some venomous shit that was so fucking awful. I totally flip out and we start screaming to each other. After a few minutes Im like "Fuck it!". I hurredly pack my back-pack and start WALKING to the township nearest to our cabin. (Its up in a half forested, half mountainous area.) Its three in the morning, its probably -10 celcius and the snow is to way up thighs. So when I finally get down to the residential area, its a little past 7 in the morning on Easter Sunday. Ofc, im freezing my ass of after struggling through the snow in wet clothes for over four hours. I walk to a home and ring the door and politely ask if I can change clothes there and get some warmth into my body. The man that answered was kind enough to do that. I leave and realize "fucking shit, I left my creditcard at the cabin" - so no bus. So im stuck a 1,5h drive from Oslo, no money, no food the last 12 hours, tired as hell - its time to weight my options. Either I make the climb uphill again, make my dad come get me in the car (the most shameful option) OR i get home on my own. Im still furious as hell, so again I go "Fuck it!". So i start walking the 160 kilometers home. Again, easter sunday - middle of fucking nowhere - means no cars. So i hoof it for two-three more hours, not catching a ride from the 4 or so cars that pass me by on the road. I sleep in a ditch for a couple of hours and then start walking again. And after and hour my luck finally turns, a polack in what is probably the crappiest piece of shit car ever made in Eastern Europe, picks me up and lets me ride almost to one of the main highways into Oslo. I thank him kindly and walk to the highway. I sit my ass down on the backpack in the "traffic island/within a white triangle" on one of the intersections to get on the highway. I write "Need hike to Oslo" on the paper I had in my backpack. After 20 mins or so a guy in a 400K+ USD Mercedes just stop in the middle of the street not obviously not giving two shits about the people behind him. "Hey man! You need a ride?". So I jump in and finally get home at about 14.00, after being awake for a little less than 30 hours. Both people that gave me a hike were awesome people
Speaking of polacks (and credit cards), I had a run in with some less pleasant representatives of their country when I was on what we call the "white buses". White buses is a non-profit thing, where they drive kids (last year of middle school for our classes. So we were about 15-16)) from Scandinavia through Poland primarily to see concentration camps and educate us about the Holocaust. There was a few other stops along the way, saltmines and stuff like that... Anyway, we were having a rest in some small shit "priorly-industrial-center-but-didnt-make-it-after-the-fall-of-communism"-town that I have no idea whats called. Its a though place and we're allowed to walk around some with only one simple rule - NEVER go off the main-shopping street. So I and a few friends of mine are trotting down the street and Im looking for a place to withdraw some zloty (polish currency then). Wouldnt you know it - every fucking cash machine is either MasterCard or Visa - which doesnt help my Visa Electron very much. So after a frustrating search i spot a cash machine down a side street. Im like "lets go there". "Dude, the teachers and guide said we shouldnt leave the main street" was the response that came. "Lulz, they worry too much" I brushed them off. We go down and I start typing my pin and everything is all dandy. Then a crew of what looked like buff steroid-doin though looking motherfuckers around the age 18-25 suddenly stop when they see me at the cashmachine. I spot them at the corner of my eye and spy at them a couple of seconds. Theyre laughin, pointing at me and a couple of them are putting on their leather fighting gloves. My friends, who are the most sensible of us, has naturally started to back away when they first spotted them. Im like "Fuck, im gonna get robbed of all my cash." Luckily I had not selected the amount to withdraw, so I abort the transaction put the card in my pocket. I see their disappointed faces when my hand doesnt reach for any money and they probably figure "bah, the kid didnt have any cash, so none for us". I start walking towards my friends in a brisk pace. And after distancing myself by 40 or so meters from the potential robbers a sudden impulse hits me. Im like "Fuck it!" I turn around to them and smile. Then I pull out my credit card kiss it - take one second to study their furious faces - and yell "RUN!". Me and my friends thankfully reach the bus before they caught up to us, cuz Id probably would have been beaten to a pulp.
And now what I consider the big finale of my "Fuck it"'s- As an adolescent drinker I always enjoyed climbing stuff. Scaffolds, trees, bascially anything. I think the third or so party I ever went to (about 14yrs) was up in the trees before long and coincidentally the neighbors of the house went to the same grown-up party as my parents. So i got the call pretty fast: "APHASIE! Are you drinking?!? And climbing trees?". Guess its must have been weird for them to hear in front of 20 people that their son was playing drunk tarzan. Anyway, I digress. So fastforward to high school, my best friend and I who also enjoyed breaking the rules went up to the top of a construction crane. Its not that hard, you just have climb the first couple of meters on the outside and then theres a ladder. So we sat on the top enjoying some brews and taking in the view. Pretty amazing. SO, another couple of weeks pass and weve been having few beers and had to leave the place were at. Hes like "Dude I know of a construction crane nearby." So we go there, and get to top again. When we're finally up, he looks at me and is like "Lets go to the fucking tip of it". Naturally a pang of fear rises within me. I think about it a couple of minutes and just think "Fuck it!". So we start climing outside on the rail or whatever you call it. 25-30 meters straight down, no form of security, my man-purse loaded with beer dangling unconfortable from side to side, holding on for dear life. We get to the small platform at the end, sit our then scrawney asses down and share a sixpack - enjoying the fact that we're still alive and today have TRULY lived.
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On February 28 2013 23:57 yOngKIN wrote:
Read title: fuck it mom... lol.
Anyway congratulations on that.
Mine. So-so party at a frat house, not a frat party though, just for some socio-awareness benefit shit. Anyway, a chick way above my league was hanging by the bookshelf. Every guy in the leaving room is obviously watching, but was afraid to come near here. It was like having Heidi Klum in a crown of Steve Buscemis.
I bottomed a glass of whiskey and fuck it, at least I tried not like these losers here. I saw the shelf had some philo books, and she was scanning a Descartes book. "The methodical doubt", I interrupted. She chuckled. She was actually pretty nice. We talked all night to everyone's envy, about everything, and one thing led to another (not that night though). Yeah I win!
When you are more experienced, you will realize there is no such thing as a girl out of your league..
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United Arab Emirates5090 Posts
I was at a massive student party and was getting mad drunk, then a huge circle forms and people start busting moves in the middle. After a while someone pushes me in, and I'm already too deep in the center to just walk back out, I say fuck it and start mashing out some popping and breakish stuff, just acting a fool. Turns out it wasn't half bad and later a cute girl comes up to me and starts grinding me. First time that ever happened.
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This thread has been lots of fun to read so I'll share one of my silliest moments. Sorry it gets a bit long ... This probably happened 8 or so years ago before I was married or had kids or anything. I was going through a phase where I was doing a ton of internet dating and fucking around. I was also playing a ton of WoW. In fact, aside from working those were my two main activities.
Anyway, I remember it was a beautiful hot summer, and I had a bunch of plans for the saturday. I was going to meet up with this girl around noon for lunch. Then I was going to a BBQ at my friend's GF's place mid afternoon. Then I had another date to meet a different girl for a drink at 7:30. I even managed to get in a quick workout in the morning. I was feeling buff and looking forward to a great day.
So I meet up with the first girl at a Greek place. Now this is only like the 3rd time I've got together with this girl. The first two times were late evening events where we both ended up getting smashed. This was the first time I'd ever seen her during the day. I have coffee with lunch, but she immediately starts ordering hard liquor. By the time lunch is over she's consumed a significant amount of alcohol. Sober me is finding the conversation kind of painful (although she's damn hot). So at some point I start saying that I need to get going and trying to say my goodbyes. She says that she doesn't want the date to end and asks me where I'm going ... I say I'm going to a BBQ and she asks if she can come. So I say sure, let's go. I wasn't really planning to bring her but whatever. So we head to the BBQ in my car (leaving her car at the restaurant).
BBQ is fun for a while. A couple good friends and a bunch of people who I don't know that well. My friend's GF is hosting and her mom is also there -- I think she still lived with her mom if I remember correctly? Anyway I got to know a few of the guys a bit better and generally had some good food and a drink or two. The girl I'm with is not shy, so I basically let her fend for herself.
During the time it takes me to have 1-2 drinks, the girl I brought seems to have consumed ... well, a LOT. She is actually ridiculously hammered (it's like 3 in the afternoon). No one else at the BBQ is significantly drunk so it's getting pretty embarrassing. She shows no signs of slowing down. I specifically remember the Mom pulling me aside and asking me "why I let her drink so much". I'm like WTF I hardly know this girl?! Anyway shortly after that I tell her it's time to leave. She offers token resistance but we roll out pretty quickly.
I take her back to my place. She is all over me, so we pound it out for a bit. Around let's say 4:30 she passes out naked in my bed. I'm moderately confused about what's happened. I'd never really known anyone who had a serious alcohol problem. I realized that I had only hung out with this girl when she was drunk. She was definitely not dating material. I was a bit embarrassed about the BBQ but also kind of laughing about it to myself. While she sleeps I decide to play some WoW for a bit. Then I lie down for a quick nap.
I wake up around 6:30. Girl is still passed out. I verbally try to wake her up, but she doesn't respond. I have my other date at 7:30 and I'm starting to become concerned. I should mention here that I lived alone and I was pretty protective of my personal space. I am thinking that I need to get this girl out of my apartment so I can go on my date. As I wake up I start to realize that I have a significant problem.
I haven't really tried to wake her. I'm assuming she would wake up if I physically shook her. But what then? Her car was back at the restaurant. I could drive her there if we left immediately... but there was no way I could expect her to drive after the amount of alcohol she'd consumed. Besides, I couldn't exactly tell her she had to leave so I could go on a date. I guess I could have made up some story but for some reason I didn't want to.
I obviously could have cancelled my date with the other girl. But she was a sweetheart, and I had cancelled the last date I'd scheduled with her. I knew that if I cancelled again she would lose interest. I did not want to cancel.
This left only one option. I was not comfortable leaving this alcoholic slut in my apartment. What if she damaged something? What if she logged into my wow account and sharded my purples?!? Actually, even her just waking up and having no clue where the hell I was would be awkward enough. But I decided .... FUCK IT
I get in my car and drive across town to meet the other girl. We go to a pretty quiet place and have a drink. I'm glad I went, she is lots of fun to talk to even though she's sober, but I'm super stressed the whole time about what might be going on back at my apartment. After hanging out with her for barely an hour I say I have to go. She says its early and can't we do something else? I must have had some story -- i don't remember what -- but I tell her I absolutely can't stay. I tell her I had a great time and I want to see her again soon. I felt bad about leaving, but I figure, "always leave them wanting more"...
Anyway, I haul ass back to my apartment. Get there, take the elevator up, sweating. Get to my door, turn the key ... the place is dark. Is she still there? Did she wake up and leave? No ... in fact she's still fast asleep. I breathe a huge sigh of relief. I'm laughing to myself at the absurdity of what I just did. I log into WoW just to relax for a bit. Before long I climb into my bed, start stroking the girl, she is responsive so we pound it out again. It wasn't that great because I'm really not into her ... but it wasn't bad, either. After, we both go back to sleep.
She woke up around 1:00, wakes me up and gets me to drive her to her car. Doesn't say anything about waking up and me not being there. I drop her off, laugh to myself the whole way home.
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Northern Ireland23901 Posts
Aphasie, that is pretty fucking epic haha, and much more entertaining than 'Oh yaeh I fucked some girl' stories.
I don't know, closest I would guess is thus. I decided to have a 'let's go out and get wasted' night shortly after my dad died, on the proviso that my friends continued to insult me, berate me and indulge in the kind of behaviour we usually do. Nothing is worse than people not knowing how to act around you, so I kind of set the tone of the evening in stone before me when we went out.
Anyway, this lady approaches me, a sister of one of my friend's and rather drunk. 'Listen I'm sorry about your dad, I know this kind of inappropriate but if a fuck would make you feel better I'd be glad to oblige, I've kind of had a thing for you for a while'.
Now she had a bit of a reputation as 'crazy' and whatnot, but you know I figured fuck it, got her number and we were sort of deciding when this 'romantic' rendezvous should occur. In the interim certain other friends of mine got wind of this, were saying 'this isn't you, don't do it' or 'she's batshit' and all variants thereof.
Anyway, the next day I decided 'fuck it', lay may or may not cheer me up, but I may as well just go for it and this lady sort of came up to my house. She had a reputation as an easy lay and a psycho and that was all I really knew about her, so I figured we'd just do the deed and go our separate ways.
Anyway, I kind of freeze when it comes to casual lays or whatever, and feel rather awkward, so we were having a few drinks and got chatting. Turns out she's a smart, considerate and interesting person to be around, we end up chatting for hours.
I just say to her look, I actually really enjoy this chat, let's not fuck. Want to go on a proper date with me sometime? Which she acceded to
Despite our up and downs, we're still together, expecting a little boy within the month and, though my life is lesser for the lack of my father, I am mentally happier than I can ever recall being, and enjoying life more than I can remember.
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I was writing a paper for my AP Freshman lit class in high school. I totally forgot about it, and it turned out the paper was worth like 20% of that semester's grade. I got reminded that it was due the next day the night before after a friend and I had stayed up all night long for his 16th birthday and we were all hungover. I probably should have just called in that day and just stayed up until it was done and had a friend hand it in. Instead I slept 4 hours, got a ride to the school early, skipped my first class and Bullshitted this paper (quotes and all). I got a 92% on the paper (the highest in the class) and got to stink bomb the AP biology lab with our physics/chemistry teacher that day.
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StarCraft moment: Friend wants to play me, 1st time vs. another person, Fuck It!, 1 base roach nydus, epic win!
IRL moment: Taking some acid with friends, 2 hits, 2 hours, feel nothing, Fuck It!, take the rest (4 hits), 2 hours, I left space and time for a short while and discovered that Jimi Hendrix is god (hence my name)!
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