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ZachFreeman
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia484 Posts
March 04 2013 05:33 GMT
#161
On March 04 2013 14:11 FoxerGames wrote:
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On March 04 2013 14:03 Aerisky wrote:
Uh first of all, what does that video have to do with anything? About a guy whose life sucks and he ends up hanging himself...


It shows how people have came up with an excuse that its ok to waste 80% of their life in a 9-5 everyday and I tried to conveyed my reasoning with an example flash video. Guess it seems people will always be closed minded and will still have to justify themselves to work in a 9-5 job.

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Second, 50k a year isn't even that bad. Finally, where's the part where you tell us how you never knew you could make so much money just with a few minutes and clicks a day!! ?


Its average, and if your satisfied with that amount, then I guess your fine with having a 9-5 job life. I am only sharing my "fuck it" moment.

Oh and 6 figures doesn't mean I'm rich or anything.. its just better than 50k thats all.. People can try and tell me 50k is good, but i think 6figures while doing nothing is better that is all..

The cost of living in Australia is a lot higher than it is than most places in the world. Salaries / wages have to be appropriate to compensate for that. While you might not consider 100k+ a year to be rich, if you were living in a country where the cost of living was half the cost as it is here you would be hard pressed to find someone who said you were not rich.
GIVE ME COMMAND
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
March 04 2013 05:36 GMT
#162
On March 04 2013 14:33 FoxerGames wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 04 2013 14:24 Aerisky wrote:
What exactly do you do to get 6 figures for nothing? You a male host or something?


Do you understand "doing nothing"?

Got it, checked the weather report for La La Land and it read "raining money." Makes sense now. MDJ got one-upped, this is actually the most believable thing you've said.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
March 04 2013 05:38 GMT
#163
On March 04 2013 14:11 FoxerGames wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 04 2013 14:03 Aerisky wrote:
Uh first of all, what does that video have to do with anything? About a guy whose life sucks and he ends up hanging himself...


It shows how people have came up with an excuse that its ok to waste 80% of their life in a 9-5 everyday and I tried to conveyed my reasoning with an example flash video. Guess it seems people will always be closed minded and will still have to justify themselves to work in a 9-5 job.

Show nested quote +
Second, 50k a year isn't even that bad. Finally, where's the part where you tell us how you never knew you could make so much money just with a few minutes and clicks a day!! ?


Its average, and if your satisfied with that amount, then I guess your fine with having a 9-5 job life. I am only sharing my "fuck it" moment.

Oh and 6 figures doesn't mean I'm rich or anything.. its just better than 50k thats all.. People can try and tell me 50k is good, but i think 6figures while doing nothing is better that is all..


Next thing we know you're going to share with us some shady bit.ly link to a supposed surefire way of making six figures from the internet while doing nothing... :p
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
FoxerGames
Profile Joined August 2012
Australia120 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-04 05:51:50
March 04 2013 05:39 GMT
#164
On March 04 2013 14:36 Aerisky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 04 2013 14:33 FoxerGames wrote:
On March 04 2013 14:24 Aerisky wrote:
What exactly do you do to get 6 figures for nothing? You a male host or something?


Do you understand "doing nothing"?

Got it, checked the weather report for La La Land and it read "raining money." Makes sense now. MDJ got one-upped, this is actually the most believable thing you've said.



Commoners gotta be commoners.. can't complain about that ey?

If you must insist, I have multiple business that I built over the years beforehand (yes I had to work) and it is stable enough to generate income without me doing a thing and I haven't done a single hour of work since 2008, but yes your right, I didn't simple just quit my job and went home to do nothing..

Do you always believe that if Mark Zuckerburg decided to just sit down and do nothing for the next 5 years he would not make a single cent for doing nothing?

In my opinion he is highly established that that he still could generate a couple more millions/billions while doing nothing and just pay off the servers required, etc..
I didn't want to work so I didn't.
Zooper31
Profile Joined May 2009
United States5713 Posts
March 04 2013 06:22 GMT
#165
Girl I like and been wanting to get into a relationship/have sex with invites me to party after asking me to get the beers. We get to party and it's alot smaller than she said and shes the only girl, among 4 guys. 1 guy leaves and then the 4 of us start getting really drunk. Turns into makeout session with that girl between me and another guy. Turns into a 4way with 3 guys, little too gay for me, leave room. After sitting on couch for like 60sec I say "fuck it" this is gonna be my only chance to bang her and after what I saw tonight alrdy I don't want to be in a relationship with her either way (been couple months since I was last laid) might as well have some fun with her. Next guy bails, turns into 3way. Fuck vigorsly alone for 30min after other guy finishes and goes into other room.

Never want to think about that night again. Still too gay for my tastes and I will never do that again lmao.
Asato ma sad gamaya, tamaso ma jyotir gamaya, mrtyor mamrtam gamaya
MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
March 04 2013 06:23 GMT
#166
On March 04 2013 15:22 Zooper31 wrote:
Girl I like and been wanting to get into a relationship/have sex with invites me to party after asking me to get the beers. We get to party and it's alot smaller than she said and shes the only girl, among 4 guys. 1 guy leaves and then the 4 of us start getting really drunk. Turns into makeout session with that girl between me and another guy. Turns into a 4way with 3 guys, little too gay for me, leave room. After sitting on couch for like 60sec I say "fuck it" this is gonna be my only chance to bang her and after what I saw tonight alrdy I don't want to be in a relationship with her either way (been couple months since I was last laid) might as well have some fun with her. Next guy bails, turns into 3way. Fuck vigorsly alone for 30min after other guy finishes and goes into other room.

Never want to think about that night again. Still too gay for my tastes and I will never do that again lmao.


Were there balls touching?
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
March 04 2013 06:27 GMT
#167
On March 04 2013 15:22 Zooper31 wrote:
Girl I like and been wanting to get into a relationship/have sex with invites me to party after asking me to get the beers. We get to party and it's alot smaller than she said and shes the only girl, among 4 guys. 1 guy leaves and then the 4 of us start getting really drunk. Turns into makeout session with that girl between me and another guy. Turns into a 4way with 3 guys, little too gay for me, leave room. After sitting on couch for like 60sec I say "fuck it" this is gonna be my only chance to bang her and after what I saw tonight alrdy I don't want to be in a relationship with her either way (been couple months since I was last laid) might as well have some fun with her. Next guy bails, turns into 3way. Fuck vigorsly alone for 30min after other guy finishes and goes into other room.

Never want to think about that night again. Still too gay for my tastes and I will never do that again lmao.

never want to think about that night again--writes a post about it on tl.net. something does not compute.....
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
March 04 2013 06:28 GMT
#168
On March 04 2013 15:23 MasterOfPuppets wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 04 2013 15:22 Zooper31 wrote:
Girl I like and been wanting to get into a relationship/have sex with invites me to party after asking me to get the beers. We get to party and it's alot smaller than she said and shes the only girl, among 4 guys. 1 guy leaves and then the 4 of us start getting really drunk. Turns into makeout session with that girl between me and another guy. Turns into a 4way with 3 guys, little too gay for me, leave room. After sitting on couch for like 60sec I say "fuck it" this is gonna be my only chance to bang her and after what I saw tonight alrdy I don't want to be in a relationship with her either way (been couple months since I was last laid) might as well have some fun with her. Next guy bails, turns into 3way. Fuck vigorsly alone for 30min after other guy finishes and goes into other room.

Never want to think about that night again. Still too gay for my tastes and I will never do that again lmao.


Were there balls touching?

only gay if you make eye contact
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
March 04 2013 06:31 GMT
#169
On March 04 2013 15:27 dAPhREAk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 04 2013 15:22 Zooper31 wrote:
Girl I like and been wanting to get into a relationship/have sex with invites me to party after asking me to get the beers. We get to party and it's alot smaller than she said and shes the only girl, among 4 guys. 1 guy leaves and then the 4 of us start getting really drunk. Turns into makeout session with that girl between me and another guy. Turns into a 4way with 3 guys, little too gay for me, leave room. After sitting on couch for like 60sec I say "fuck it" this is gonna be my only chance to bang her and after what I saw tonight alrdy I don't want to be in a relationship with her either way (been couple months since I was last laid) might as well have some fun with her. Next guy bails, turns into 3way. Fuck vigorsly alone for 30min after other guy finishes and goes into other room.

Never want to think about that night again. Still too gay for my tastes and I will never do that again lmao.

never want to think about that night again--writes a post about it on tl.net. something does not compute.....


Hey man don't you see? He was the last man standing, with more manliness and stamina than any of those other guys. He fucked her "vigorsly" and alone for 30 mins.
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
March 04 2013 07:10 GMT
#170
On March 04 2013 15:27 dAPhREAk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 04 2013 15:22 Zooper31 wrote:
Girl I like and been wanting to get into a relationship/have sex with invites me to party after asking me to get the beers. We get to party and it's alot smaller than she said and shes the only girl, among 4 guys. 1 guy leaves and then the 4 of us start getting really drunk. Turns into makeout session with that girl between me and another guy. Turns into a 4way with 3 guys, little too gay for me, leave room. After sitting on couch for like 60sec I say "fuck it" this is gonna be my only chance to bang her and after what I saw tonight alrdy I don't want to be in a relationship with her either way (been couple months since I was last laid) might as well have some fun with her. Next guy bails, turns into 3way. Fuck vigorsly alone for 30min after other guy finishes and goes into other room.

Never want to think about that night again. Still too gay for my tastes and I will never do that again lmao.

never want to think about that night again--writes a post about it on tl.net. something does not compute.....

atleast he didnt walk in on her fucking like 3 german shepherds or something.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Zooper31
Profile Joined May 2009
United States5713 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-04 20:49:32
March 04 2013 20:45 GMT
#171
On March 04 2013 15:27 dAPhREAk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 04 2013 15:22 Zooper31 wrote:
Girl I like and been wanting to get into a relationship/have sex with invites me to party after asking me to get the beers. We get to party and it's alot smaller than she said and shes the only girl, among 4 guys. 1 guy leaves and then the 4 of us start getting really drunk. Turns into makeout session with that girl between me and another guy. Turns into a 4way with 3 guys, little too gay for me, leave room. After sitting on couch for like 60sec I say "fuck it" this is gonna be my only chance to bang her and after what I saw tonight alrdy I don't want to be in a relationship with her either way (been couple months since I was last laid) might as well have some fun with her. Next guy bails, turns into 3way. Fuck vigorsly alone for 30min after other guy finishes and goes into other room.

Never want to think about that night again. Still too gay for my tastes and I will never do that again lmao.

never want to think about that night again--writes a post about it on tl.net. something does not compute.....



Hey this was a perfect time to share! Otherwise I would never talk about it again lol. And no balls didn't touch or eye contact.

Also moral of the story, take your chances while you can. A week after that incident she has a BF and they are posting pictures on FB as them being a couple. She hasn't spoken to me since lmao. I feel bad for that guy.
Asato ma sad gamaya, tamaso ma jyotir gamaya, mrtyor mamrtam gamaya
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
March 04 2013 20:53 GMT
#172
On March 04 2013 12:50 dAPhREAk wrote:
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On March 04 2013 12:46 Jisall wrote:
On March 04 2013 12:28 tuestresfat wrote:
^what the hell did i just read

On March 04 2013 12:31 Defacer wrote:
On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:
On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:
On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.

Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl.


I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway.

WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me.

Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl.


I think I need to take a shower. For some reason I feel gross after reading this.


On March 04 2013 12:28 tuestresfat wrote:
^what the hell did i just read


Lol welcome to my world. I actually am really good to my girls, I just like talking the shit.

+ Show Spoiler +


I thought people only spoke like that on TV...wow
Useless wet fish.
DDie
Profile Joined April 2010
Brazil2369 Posts
March 04 2013 20:59 GMT
#173
On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:
On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.

Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl.


I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway.

WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me.

Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl.



So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter?


Thanks for the lols thought.
''Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.''
Jisall
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2054 Posts
March 04 2013 23:39 GMT
#174
On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:
On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:
On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.

Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl.


I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway.

WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me.

Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl.



So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter?


Thanks for the lols thought.


Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine.

Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts.

The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail.

I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do.

"Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking.
Monk: Because being a badass is more fun then playing a dude wearing a scarf.. ... Ite fuck it, Witch Doctor cuz I like killing stuff in a timely mannor.
FeUerFlieGe
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1193 Posts
March 04 2013 23:48 GMT
#175
On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:
On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:
On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:
On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.

Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl.


I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway.

WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me.

Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl.



So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter?


Thanks for the lols thought.


Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine.

Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts.

The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail.

I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do.

"Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking.


When I read your posts, I get this image of me walking over a bridge with a troll hiding underneath.
To unpathed waters, undreamed shores. - Shakespeare
Jisall
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2054 Posts
March 04 2013 23:54 GMT
#176
On March 05 2013 08:48 FeUerFlieGe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:
On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:
On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:
On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:
On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.

Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl.


I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway.

WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me.

Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl.



So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter?


Thanks for the lols thought.


Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine.

Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts.

The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail.

I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do.

"Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking.


When I read your posts, I get this image of me walking over a bridge with a troll hiding underneath.


Lol, the funny part is that these are all true stories. I would include more details into these posts, but I don't want my lady to track down these posts ever. Girls don't like it when you talk about them like I have been. I use the loophole that I make it vague. Plus its fun to talk shit with the boys.

I guess my complete lack of shame would lead you to think I'm trolling tho.
Monk: Because being a badass is more fun then playing a dude wearing a scarf.. ... Ite fuck it, Witch Doctor cuz I like killing stuff in a timely mannor.
FeUerFlieGe
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1193 Posts
March 04 2013 23:57 GMT
#177
On March 05 2013 08:54 Jisall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 05 2013 08:48 FeUerFlieGe wrote:
On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:
On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:
On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:
On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:
On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.

Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl.


I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway.

WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me.

Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl.



So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter?


Thanks for the lols thought.


Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine.

Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts.

The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail.

I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do.

"Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking.


When I read your posts, I get this image of me walking over a bridge with a troll hiding underneath.


Lol, the funny part is that these are all true stories. I would include more details into these posts, but I don't want my lady to track down these posts ever. Girls don't like it when you talk about them like I have been. I use the loophole that I make it vague. Plus its fun to talk shit with the boys.

I guess my complete lack of shame would lead you to think I'm trolling tho.


No no... It has nothing to do with being to vague or your lack of same. The syntax you use semantically reminds me of a troll hiding under a bridge.
To unpathed waters, undreamed shores. - Shakespeare
Godwrath
Profile Joined August 2012
Spain10154 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-05 00:01:44
March 04 2013 23:59 GMT
#178
Depending, for sex, having two girls sucking my dick at the same time in a fourthsome, but i don't know the hate about threesomes 2 guys 1 girl, they can be quite fun and no need to be homo, to be honest they are funnier for me than 2 girls, but 2 girls the ego boost makes it worth it. For fuck yeah manly moments, i had 10 guys chasing me on a pub zone to hit me, one of them called me faggy (maricona), i had this kind of moments of clarity realized he was the only one close so turned back, took him and headbutted his nose, then i kept running laughing like a maniac till i got inside a pub where the doormans were friends of mine. Arriving withouth getting punched a single time and having left one of them on the floor was a big fuck yeah for me.
Jisall
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2054 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-05 00:02:04
March 05 2013 00:00 GMT
#179
On March 05 2013 08:57 FeUerFlieGe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 05 2013 08:54 Jisall wrote:
On March 05 2013 08:48 FeUerFlieGe wrote:
On March 05 2013 08:39 Jisall wrote:
On March 05 2013 05:59 DDie wrote:
On March 04 2013 11:49 Jisall wrote:
On March 04 2013 11:37 FeUerFlieGe wrote:
On March 04 2013 10:18 Jisall wrote:
Last night I went out with my boy, and brought a girl with me. Naturally my boys were all trying to get me laid, and i ended up at her place at the end of the night. Everything was telling me i should go make a move. But i said fuck it. I don't care what my boys think I used my game to get the girl, i going to use my game to close her. So i slept on the couch. I get a text from her 20 minutes ago about last night. We going to hang out again. We got plans together for the next few months.

Tl:dr - ignored pressure from my friends and landed a long term relationship with girl.


I read this post and I was about to ignore what I saw... but I said, "Fuck it" and decided to post anyway.

WHAT THE FUCK!? You ended up at her fucking house, you had the chance to sleep with her, experience her, make love, connect on a deeper level... and you slept on the couch.......................................................... WTF. You're full of shit, you were scared to do it. She wanted it, and she's still craving it... better close the deal soon or you're relationship isn't going anywhere. She'll ditch you in the coming weeks if you don't close the fucking deal!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hahah She was super drunk, I already made out with her even tho she had a cold sore. I am playing my game. Didn't feel a good opportunity, plus I wasn't feeling it that night. I left before she woke up. Got a text from her. I play it slow with chicks, but it works for me.

Reaction like that is why I said it was a fuck it moment. I got this chick on lock, so I'm not worried. We got a class next quarter so its not like I won't see her, plus my friends were winging me solid. Next time when shes a little less drunk and no cold sores i'll give it to her. She has been a very good girl.



So you think everything is fine because you got a text from her? And you're all set up because you both have a class next quarter?


Thanks for the lols thought.


Lol yes, I do in fact think everything is fine.

Shit ain't a big deal. Imma say whassup to her Wednesday and then probably hit her up to do something next weekend. Lol I got this chick in the bag, I say to do something and she does it. She asks me what to do, I tell her, she does it. Chick wants my nuts.

The morning after text is the biggest clue ever dog. That shit is the holy grail.

I'm taking it slow with this chick cuz thats how my game works. It is way different from anyone else's game and thats why I am able to pull the chicks I do.

"Keep calm and cruise on" is the motto. So yes everything is ok. I am in control, and I am controlling the situation to my liking.


When I read your posts, I get this image of me walking over a bridge with a troll hiding underneath.


Lol, the funny part is that these are all true stories. I would include more details into these posts, but I don't want my lady to track down these posts ever. Girls don't like it when you talk about them like I have been. I use the loophole that I make it vague. Plus its fun to talk shit with the boys.

I guess my complete lack of shame would lead you to think I'm trolling tho.


No no... It has nothing to do with being to vague or your lack of same. The syntax you use semantically reminds me of a troll hiding under a bridge.


Lol Math has always been my favorite subject; I have never been one to enjoy the intricacies of the english language (Check out that semi-colon swag lmao). I hope I used that right..

On March 05 2013 08:59 Godwrath wrote:
Depending, for sex, having two girls sucking my dick at the same time in a fourthsome, but i don't know the hate about threesomes 2 guys 1 girl, they can be quite fun and no need to be homo, to be honest they are funnier for me than 2 girls, but 2 girls the ego boost makes it worth it. For fuck yeah manly moments, i had 10 guys chasing me on a pub zone to hit me, one of them called me faggy (maricona), i had this kind of moments of clarity realized he was the only one close so turned back, took him and headbutted his nose, then i kept running laughing like a maniac till i got inside a pub where the doormans were friends of mine.


Lol running a train on a chick is a bonding experience.
Monk: Because being a badass is more fun then playing a dude wearing a scarf.. ... Ite fuck it, Witch Doctor cuz I like killing stuff in a timely mannor.
GohgamX
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada1096 Posts
March 05 2013 00:42 GMT
#180
Every day at work is a new best fuck it moment for me
Time is a great teacher, unfortunate that it kills all its pupils ...
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