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iTzSnypah
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1738 Posts
March 01 2013 00:44 GMT
#81
8th Grade (I was 15). Playing MTG with a new kid, his name was Zebadiah, using my totally OP 5 color Sliver deck. Anyway's he invites me over to his house after school so we can play some more and give me all his slivers. My house is a good 15miles away from his house but I say fuck it and go anyways. I don't have a phone and my parents are expecting me to get off the bus. We walk to his house play 2 games (I won both, playing my 'version' of the game, draw to 7 and play all lands), he gives me 3 slivers (Crypt Slivers, what a waste), his mom gets home and it gets awkward. I proceed to walk 5 miles to my grandparents house. Had a good amount of time to think about how stupid that was.

End of the Summer. I'm at my brothers over the weekend updating my computer (I have dial-up and he has 30mb internet). He asked me if I wanted to go float the river with his friends (he's 4years older than me). In my mind I'm practically yelling no as I want to watch SC2 and catch up on my favorite YT stars. After waiting until the last moment I say fuck it and go. It ends up being me, my brother, my cousin, my cousins friend and 4 girls. We get to our end point and drop off my brother's truck and squeezed into my cousins truck. I ended up sitting between two girls with huge racks and since we're floating the river we're all in beachwear. After a short but memorable ride (bumpy road) to the launch site we sunblock our shoulders up and start floating the river on air mattresses. Guess what we only have 3 mattresses and thus have to share. My cousin and his girlfriend shares one, my brother, cousins friend and his girlfriend shares one and I share one with two girls I don't know. Anyways this was a mellow trip where everybody was tanning (even myself T.T, pasty no more!) and around an hour and a half in one of the girls on my mattress takes off her top and I'm treated to a spectacle for another hour. One foot away there is boob, and for the first time ever I had to try not to get a boner. Anyways after we are out of the water one of my brothers friends points at my back and chuckles. We get home and I immediately rush to the bathroom so I can see what they were laughing at. 2 almost perfect hand prints are in my back, my brother is an ass.
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24676 Posts
March 01 2013 00:58 GMT
#82
These moments for me always end poorly. I am better off planning how to deal with a situation than just saying 'fuck it.'
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Celestia
Profile Joined February 2011
Mexico376 Posts
March 01 2013 01:09 GMT
#83
I was 19, no job, no money, living a miserable life with my mom and her boyfriend in Baja. An old woman came to the house and stays for a few days (she was deported from the US), she treated me as her daughter, a thing my mom couldn't do, so she gains my trust. She then tells me that if I go with her at México City she would help me to get to the US and live there, so I said fuck it, im going with an stranger to México City with only $100 dlls...
unkkz
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Norway2196 Posts
March 01 2013 01:12 GMT
#84
Went on a cruise with a bunch of friends, friends of friends came along aswell so big group. Friend of mine is really into this one girl whom i had never met, which i kinda knew about but not really(he wasn't exactly very vocal about it atleast). So i talk to her throughout the first night, we really hit it off and wind up talking for hours having a really good time. A girl friend takes me aside and says my friend X is really into the girl i am all over and getting along really well with and says i should back off since my friend X was the one who got the girl to come on the cruise in the first place because he liked her. Bro code says i should back off since i guess he had dibs but... i said "Fuck it" because she was really into me.

We have now been together for almost six years and have an awesome daughter that is 1,5 years old.
Audemed
Profile Joined November 2010
United States893 Posts
March 01 2013 01:12 GMT
#85
Hmm, my most memorable time had to be when we were in Iraq, back in 2007. We were on a patrol with some local sheik, heading down a canal road when we came under fire. I was driving the 3rd vehicle in our convoy, an M113 with a Mk19 on top. So, ez, point the front of the vehicle towards the fire, drop the back, let our dudes out (despite the panicked pleas of one of the team leaders not to drop the door, lolz). They go and get in position, and my gunner tries to open fire. THUNK. Re-cocks, THUNK. Piece of shit Mk didn't want to work. He thinks it's the ammo, so I lean back into the rear section to grab another box. Hand it up to him, reload, same result. Meanwhile, there's still an exchange of fire going back and forth and we're getting screamed at to start shooting.

So, fuck it, I crawled out of the driver's hatch and huddled as closely as I could behind the gun shield. Yeah, it's not really big enough for that. I fired off a mag towards where we were taking fire from, mainly because it made me feel a little safer standing up there. We were working frantically to try and get that goddam motherfucking piece of shit gun working with all sorts of shots going past us, but to no avail. Finally, we realized the issue (bufferspring was failing and not giving the round enough resistance to lock into the boltface), so I grabbed my M4 and shoved it as hard as i could into the back of the Mk19's bolt. It finally seated the round. Oh yeah, the shooting stopped right as we got the gun working -.-
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." -George Orwell
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
March 01 2013 01:15 GMT
#86
at the end of my second year of college, i saw a picture for "reconnaissance japan"--an exchange program with oubirin daigaku in japan. signed up without considering money, graduation, etc. turned out to be the best snap decision of my life. almost didn't graduate because i didn't take a required class during my junior year, but whatever....
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10341 Posts
March 01 2013 01:28 GMT
#87
On March 01 2013 10:09 Celestia wrote:
I was 19, no job, no money, living a miserable life with my mom and her boyfriend in Baja. An old woman came to the house and stays for a few days (she was deported from the US), she treated me as her daughter, a thing my mom couldn't do, so she gains my trust. She then tells me that if I go with her at México City she would help me to get to the US and live there, so I said fuck it, im going with an stranger to México City with only $100 dlls...

Well don't leave us hanging! How did that decision turn out for you? (I assume good given the nature of the thread, but...)
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dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
March 01 2013 01:29 GMT
#88
On March 01 2013 10:28 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 01 2013 10:09 Celestia wrote:
I was 19, no job, no money, living a miserable life with my mom and her boyfriend in Baja. An old woman came to the house and stays for a few days (she was deported from the US), she treated me as her daughter, a thing my mom couldn't do, so she gains my trust. She then tells me that if I go with her at México City she would help me to get to the US and live there, so I said fuck it, im going with an stranger to México City with only $100 dlls...

Well don't leave us hanging! How did that decision turn out for you? (I assume good given the nature of the thread, but...)

i was wondering the same thing, but her country still says mexico, so turned out bad, maybe.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
March 01 2013 01:31 GMT
#89
On March 01 2013 10:12 Audemed wrote:
Hmm, my most memorable time had to be when we were in Iraq, back in 2007. We were on a patrol with some local sheik, heading down a canal road when we came under fire. I was driving the 3rd vehicle in our convoy, an M113 with a Mk19 on top. So, ez, point the front of the vehicle towards the fire, drop the back, let our dudes out (despite the panicked pleas of one of the team leaders not to drop the door, lolz). They go and get in position, and my gunner tries to open fire. THUNK. Re-cocks, THUNK. Piece of shit Mk didn't want to work. He thinks it's the ammo, so I lean back into the rear section to grab another box. Hand it up to him, reload, same result. Meanwhile, there's still an exchange of fire going back and forth and we're getting screamed at to start shooting.

So, fuck it, I crawled out of the driver's hatch and huddled as closely as I could behind the gun shield. Yeah, it's not really big enough for that. I fired off a mag towards where we were taking fire from, mainly because it made me feel a little safer standing up there. We were working frantically to try and get that goddam motherfucking piece of shit gun working with all sorts of shots going past us, but to no avail. Finally, we realized the issue (bufferspring was failing and not giving the round enough resistance to lock into the boltface), so I grabbed my M4 and shoved it as hard as i could into the back of the Mk19's bolt. It finally seated the round. Oh yeah, the shooting stopped right as we got the gun working -.-

Best fuck it moment of the thread right here
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Taekwon
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8155 Posts
March 01 2013 01:36 GMT
#90
On March 01 2013 10:09 Celestia wrote:
I was 19, no job, no money, living a miserable life with my mom and her boyfriend in Baja. An old woman came to the house and stays for a few days (she was deported from the US), she treated me as her daughter, a thing my mom couldn't do, so she gains my trust. She then tells me that if I go with her at México City she would help me to get to the US and live there, so I said fuck it, im going with an stranger to México City with only $100 dlls...


u r a badmass motherflinger
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Celestia
Profile Joined February 2011
Mexico376 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-01 03:37:50
March 01 2013 03:24 GMT
#91
On March 01 2013 10:28 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
Well don't leave us hanging! How did that decision turn out for you? (I assume good given the nature of the thread, but...)

On March 01 2013 10:29 dAPhREAk wrote:
i was wondering the same thing, but her country still says mexico, so turned out bad, maybe.


Nothing special, we made it to Mexico City thanks to her made up stories about she and me being deported and people trying to rape me (I didnt expect that she would come up with something like that) to the bus drivers. She said to me that we were going there to meet her nephews but she was actually meeting her daughters, I stayed with her and her relatives some days and it turns out that she decided to stay in the city for months or something, not only that but she also tells her relatives stuff about me which it felt like a backstab to me, oh and she also kept all my money.

Luckily for me I have relatives in that city, I stayed with them for like three months and then they payed for the trip to my home (I couldnt get a job there either), everything returns to normal, eventually I leave my home again after one or two years and here I am all independent and struggling trying going to college.

Btw, if you can help me correcting my english in those paragraphs I would appreciate it.

On March 01 2013 10:36 Taekwon wrote:
u r a badmass motherflinger

I think it was more desperation than anything else.

Oh yeah, I didnt noticed it was your best, not worst fuck it moment, I guess I dont have a best moment.
Ryuhou)aS(
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1174 Posts
March 01 2013 03:38 GMT
#92
I was at a concert in a small bar, the temp was like 100 degrees F outside, and like 110 in the place (no ac man ~_~). So im in the middle of the pit and this girl is walking with her friend leaning on her and she's yellin for kids to get outta the way and shit. Then the friend collapses on the ground (in the middle of the fucking pit) and kids aren't even noticing them, almost stomping all over them...and i say "Fuck it!" picked the girl up, carried her outside, not so gently laid her down outside, then ran back in for the rest of the show.
Yea thats right..my fuck it involves me saving a girl's life...and no sex. ha
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-01 03:46:06
March 01 2013 03:42 GMT
#93
I don't remember many of my "fuck it" moments especially the good ones, because I was probably horrendously drunk.

I dunno :/

edit: the only half decent one I remember is there was this kid who bullied me in middle school and one day at lunch I got fucking pissed and met him on the soccer field and pushed him to the ground and told him if he ever so much as looked at me I would kick the shit out of him. he left me alone after that.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
March 01 2013 03:46 GMT
#94
My classmates often shrug me off as eccentric and overly imaginative. In our writing class, they would always mock me. But my teachers and workshop directors who are bona fide writers themselves all praise my work. I think nothing of it, I just write what's on my head. Then there was this campus short story contest. I was afraid at first since everyone was taunting me to "join". But I know they are all just mocking me. Then I say fuck it, I sat down and type for 2 hours straight and hit SEND. Two weeks after, I receive a congratulations letter. I won first prize.

By the way, I keep a blog here at TL, sort of a creative freestyle exercise to share my talents.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
feanor1
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1899 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-01 03:57:04
March 01 2013 03:53 GMT
#95
Was working from 5-8AM on a Sunday for my main summer job with a landscaping company. Walking in the parking lot, empty with only my truck in the 30 or so spaces. A 70's beater pulls into the lot, and is driving towards my truck, as he turns into the spot two away from my the car stalls, power steering goes out and proceeds to run right into my car directly in front of me. I am standing 5 ft away as someone puts a 5 ft long dent and scratch into my car at 8AM on Sunday, in a completely empty lot. I walk over to his window pretty fucking livid, hand him a sheet of paper and tell him to write down his information.

As I am doing this my "boss" for my second job in the summer in a restaurant calls at 9:01 to tell me my shift started 1 minute ago. This kid has been a manager for about a week (I go to college out of town and only work summers and have been there about 5 years with 0 issues) , literally couldn't fire me if he wanted to and is annoying as hell to top it off. I answer my phone, tell him to fuck off, I will get there when I get there. I get the guys information back, and drive to go get a coffee and show up 30 minutes late to work after drinking it in the coffee shop. Probably isn't my most badass story, but was one of the most satisfying. Had never been late to that job in over 5 years and never called in, literally wanted to punch that little fucker (he was literally about 4'8" with no teeth).

Ended up being able to pop most of the dent out and buff out the scratch, it wasn't that bad as my truck has 160,000 miles on it. Didn't use the guy who hit me information, just took it incase there was major damage that wasn't obviously apparent(like ruining the door or something).
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
March 01 2013 15:55 GMT
#96
On March 01 2013 07:28 nunez wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 28 2013 23:59 FuDDx wrote:
Next thing I know I am wild thinging her from behind with no rain coat....


haha, whaaat. so what was the deal with that lady?



Despite the fact it was just her and I in the house, she thought I was my friend OO very awkward moment. It still gives me the creepy's I can not imagine what her thoughts were....
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SkaPunk
Profile Joined October 2010
United States471 Posts
March 01 2013 16:07 GMT
#97
Hit QXC saw CC 1st said fuck it and winged a 5gate sentry bust on 2 bases. Turns out he went 3 cc before rax and then a 4th one at 8 mins. He died. Now I can say I beat QXC.
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[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
March 01 2013 16:12 GMT
#98
There was this one kid that always gave me shit throughout elementary school, maybe like three years of it. I had a huge head (literally and figuratively) and a lot of people gave me shit for it at the time but this kid was a special kind of antagonist.

So one day I was at the park when this kid sees me playing on the slides, and there's this one slide that's the highest one, maybe two stories, like 15 feet to the bottom, and it has a covered top. And every time I'd go down the kid would rush to the top and push himself down so he could kick me in because he could. Maybe once or twice he'd block the bottom and make me climb my way out, and verbally I was a pretty huge dick at the time but I wouldn't hurt a fly physically. But after a while of this I grew mad as hell. So the next time he tried to rush the slide after me to kick me down, I stopped myself right behind the biggest turn and waited for him to come down, and tried my best to rough him up. I wasn't good at fighting and all I had was whatever I saw on TV, but I was underneath him and had the element of surprise so I just punched him in the dick over and over, and he couldn't really kick back because of his awkward position. So once my hand got tired I just went down like nothing was wrong, and the kid eventually stopped crying and slid down I guess.

It was too embarrassing for him to admit he got his ass handed to him by what was probably the biggest nerd in the school at the time so he never told a soul. Now we're actually pretty close friends eight years later.
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XaI)CyRiC
Profile Joined October 2002
United States4471 Posts
March 01 2013 17:51 GMT
#99
Edited topic name to avoid unnecessary profanity on the forum page.
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Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
March 01 2013 17:54 GMT
#100
On March 02 2013 02:51 XaI)CyRiC wrote:
Edited topic name to avoid unnecessary profanity on the forum page.

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