EPTEnd of the Summer. I'm at my brothers over the weekend updating my computer (I have dial-up and he has 30mb internet). He asked me if I wanted to go float the river with his friends (he's 4years older than me). In my mind I'm practically yelling no as I want to watch SC2 and catch up on my favorite YT stars. After waiting until the last moment I say fuck it and go. It ends up being me, my brother, my cousin, my cousins friend and 4 girls. We get to our end point and drop off my brother's truck and squeezed into my cousins truck. I ended up sitting between two girls with huge racks and since we're floating the river we're all in beachwear. After a short but memorable ride (bumpy road) to the launch site we sunblock our shoulders up and start floating the river on air mattresses. Guess what we only have 3 mattresses and thus have to share. My cousin and his girlfriend shares one, my brother, cousins friend and his girlfriend shares one and I share one with two girls I don't know. Anyways this was a mellow trip where everybody was tanning (even myself T.T, pasty no more!) and around an hour and a half in one of the girls on my mattress takes off her top and I'm treated to a spectacle for another hour. One foot away there is boob, and for the first time ever I had to try not to get a boner. Anyways after we are out of the water one of my brothers friends points at my back and chuckles. We get home and I immediately rush to the bathroom so I can see what they were laughing at. 2 almost perfect hand prints are in my back, my brother is an ass.
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iTzSnypah
United States1738 Posts
End of the Summer. I'm at my brothers over the weekend updating my computer (I have dial-up and he has 30mb internet). He asked me if I wanted to go float the river with his friends (he's 4years older than me). In my mind I'm practically yelling no as I want to watch SC2 and catch up on my favorite YT stars. After waiting until the last moment I say fuck it and go. It ends up being me, my brother, my cousin, my cousins friend and 4 girls. We get to our end point and drop off my brother's truck and squeezed into my cousins truck. I ended up sitting between two girls with huge racks and since we're floating the river we're all in beachwear. After a short but memorable ride (bumpy road) to the launch site we sunblock our shoulders up and start floating the river on air mattresses. Guess what we only have 3 mattresses and thus have to share. My cousin and his girlfriend shares one, my brother, cousins friend and his girlfriend shares one and I share one with two girls I don't know. Anyways this was a mellow trip where everybody was tanning (even myself T.T, pasty no more!) and around an hour and a half in one of the girls on my mattress takes off her top and I'm treated to a spectacle for another hour. One foot away there is boob, and for the first time ever I had to try not to get a boner. Anyways after we are out of the water one of my brothers friends points at my back and chuckles. We get home and I immediately rush to the bathroom so I can see what they were laughing at. 2 almost perfect hand prints are in my back, my brother is an ass. | ||
micronesia
United States24579 Posts
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Celestia
Mexico376 Posts
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unkkz
Norway2196 Posts
We have now been together for almost six years and have an awesome daughter that is 1,5 years old. | ||
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Audemed
United States893 Posts
So, fuck it, I crawled out of the driver's hatch and huddled as closely as I could behind the gun shield. Yeah, it's not really big enough for that. I fired off a mag towards where we were taking fire from, mainly because it made me feel a little safer standing up there. We were working frantically to try and get that goddam motherfucking piece of shit gun working with all sorts of shots going past us, but to no avail. Finally, we realized the issue (bufferspring was failing and not giving the round enough resistance to lock into the boltface), so I grabbed my M4 and shoved it as hard as i could into the back of the Mk19's bolt. It finally seated the round. Oh yeah, the shooting stopped right as we got the gun working -.- | ||
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dAPhREAk
Nauru12397 Posts
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MountainDewJunkie
United States10340 Posts
On March 01 2013 10:09 Celestia wrote: I was 19, no job, no money, living a miserable life with my mom and her boyfriend in Baja. An old woman came to the house and stays for a few days (she was deported from the US), she treated me as her daughter, a thing my mom couldn't do, so she gains my trust. She then tells me that if I go with her at México City she would help me to get to the US and live there, so I said fuck it, im going with an stranger to México City with only $100 dlls... Well don't leave us hanging! How did that decision turn out for you? (I assume good given the nature of the thread, but...) | ||
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dAPhREAk
Nauru12397 Posts
On March 01 2013 10:28 MountainDewJunkie wrote: Well don't leave us hanging! How did that decision turn out for you? (I assume good given the nature of the thread, but...) i was wondering the same thing, but her country still says mexico, so turned out bad, maybe. | ||
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
On March 01 2013 10:12 Audemed wrote: Hmm, my most memorable time had to be when we were in Iraq, back in 2007. We were on a patrol with some local sheik, heading down a canal road when we came under fire. I was driving the 3rd vehicle in our convoy, an M113 with a Mk19 on top. So, ez, point the front of the vehicle towards the fire, drop the back, let our dudes out (despite the panicked pleas of one of the team leaders not to drop the door, lolz). They go and get in position, and my gunner tries to open fire. THUNK. Re-cocks, THUNK. Piece of shit Mk didn't want to work. He thinks it's the ammo, so I lean back into the rear section to grab another box. Hand it up to him, reload, same result. Meanwhile, there's still an exchange of fire going back and forth and we're getting screamed at to start shooting. So, fuck it, I crawled out of the driver's hatch and huddled as closely as I could behind the gun shield. Yeah, it's not really big enough for that. I fired off a mag towards where we were taking fire from, mainly because it made me feel a little safer standing up there. We were working frantically to try and get that goddam motherfucking piece of shit gun working with all sorts of shots going past us, but to no avail. Finally, we realized the issue (bufferspring was failing and not giving the round enough resistance to lock into the boltface), so I grabbed my M4 and shoved it as hard as i could into the back of the Mk19's bolt. It finally seated the round. Oh yeah, the shooting stopped right as we got the gun working -.- Best fuck it moment of the thread right here | ||
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Taekwon
United States8155 Posts
On March 01 2013 10:09 Celestia wrote: I was 19, no job, no money, living a miserable life with my mom and her boyfriend in Baja. An old woman came to the house and stays for a few days (she was deported from the US), she treated me as her daughter, a thing my mom couldn't do, so she gains my trust. She then tells me that if I go with her at México City she would help me to get to the US and live there, so I said fuck it, im going with an stranger to México City with only $100 dlls... u r a badmass motherflinger | ||
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Celestia
Mexico376 Posts
On March 01 2013 10:28 MountainDewJunkie wrote: Well don't leave us hanging! How did that decision turn out for you? (I assume good given the nature of the thread, but...) On March 01 2013 10:29 dAPhREAk wrote: i was wondering the same thing, but her country still says mexico, so turned out bad, maybe. Nothing special, we made it to Mexico City thanks to her made up stories about she and me being deported and people trying to rape me (I didnt expect that she would come up with something like that) to the bus drivers. She said to me that we were going there to meet her nephews but she was actually meeting her daughters, I stayed with her and her relatives some days and it turns out that she decided to stay in the city for months or something, not only that but she also tells her relatives stuff about me which it felt like a backstab to me, oh and she also kept all my money. Luckily for me I have relatives in that city, I stayed with them for like three months and then they payed for the trip to my home (I couldnt get a job there either), everything returns to normal, eventually I leave my home again after one or two years and here I am all independent and struggling trying going to college. Btw, if you can help me correcting my english in those paragraphs I would appreciate it. On March 01 2013 10:36 Taekwon wrote: u r a badmass motherflinger I think it was more desperation than anything else. Oh yeah, I didnt noticed it was your best, not worst fuck it moment, I guess I dont have a best moment. | ||
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Ryuhou)aS(
United States1174 Posts
Yea thats right..my fuck it involves me saving a girl's life...and no sex. ha | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
I dunno :/ edit: the only half decent one I remember is there was this kid who bullied me in middle school and one day at lunch I got fucking pissed and met him on the soccer field and pushed him to the ground and told him if he ever so much as looked at me I would kick the shit out of him. he left me alone after that. | ||
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HataZStriker
United States72 Posts
By the way, I keep a blog here at TL, sort of a creative freestyle exercise to share my talents. | ||
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feanor1
United States1899 Posts
As I am doing this my "boss" for my second job in the summer in a restaurant calls at 9:01 to tell me my shift started 1 minute ago. This kid has been a manager for about a week (I go to college out of town and only work summers and have been there about 5 years with 0 issues) , literally couldn't fire me if he wanted to and is annoying as hell to top it off. I answer my phone, tell him to fuck off, I will get there when I get there. I get the guys information back, and drive to go get a coffee and show up 30 minutes late to work after drinking it in the coffee shop. Probably isn't my most badass story, but was one of the most satisfying. Had never been late to that job in over 5 years and never called in, literally wanted to punch that little fucker (he was literally about 4'8" with no teeth). Ended up being able to pop most of the dent out and buff out the scratch, it wasn't that bad as my truck has 160,000 miles on it. Didn't use the guy who hit me information, just took it incase there was major damage that wasn't obviously apparent(like ruining the door or something). | ||
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FuDDx
United States5007 Posts
On March 01 2013 07:28 nunez wrote: haha, whaaat. so what was the deal with that lady? Despite the fact it was just her and I in the house, she thought I was my friend OO very awkward moment. It still gives me the creepy's I can not imagine what her thoughts were.... | ||
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SkaPunk
United States471 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
So one day I was at the park when this kid sees me playing on the slides, and there's this one slide that's the highest one, maybe two stories, like 15 feet to the bottom, and it has a covered top. And every time I'd go down the kid would rush to the top and push himself down so he could kick me in because he could. Maybe once or twice he'd block the bottom and make me climb my way out, and verbally I was a pretty huge dick at the time but I wouldn't hurt a fly physically. But after a while of this I grew mad as hell. So the next time he tried to rush the slide after me to kick me down, I stopped myself right behind the biggest turn and waited for him to come down, and tried my best to rough him up. I wasn't good at fighting and all I had was whatever I saw on TV, but I was underneath him and had the element of surprise so I just punched him in the dick over and over, and he couldn't really kick back because of his awkward position. So once my hand got tired I just went down like nothing was wrong, and the kid eventually stopped crying and slid down I guess. It was too embarrassing for him to admit he got his ass handed to him by what was probably the biggest nerd in the school at the time so he never told a soul. Now we're actually pretty close friends eight years later. | ||
XaI)CyRiC
United States4471 Posts
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
On March 02 2013 02:51 XaI)CyRiC wrote: Edited topic name to avoid unnecessary profanity on the forum page. Interesting... TL going legit | ||
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