EPTMaybe I would die from the infection but a dog killing me before I killed it. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
PS. my mother has been breeding great danes since I was just a little boy and we've had some problems with violent dogs.
[Poll] Dog vs. Human - Page 42
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elhonko
Sweden33 Posts
Maybe I would die from the infection but a dog killing me before I killed it. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL PS. my mother has been breeding great danes since I was just a little boy and we've had some problems with violent dogs. | ||
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sluggaslamoo
Australia4494 Posts
On July 22 2012 01:50 YourMom wrote: Sure you sacrifice the arm, but you'll survive. You'll get a Titanium prosthetic for it and be more prepared the next time a dog decides to fuck with a human. You can't smash its neck you simply won't have the leverage. Kneeing works on humans but it doesn't work on dogs, because they react completely differently to attacks to their vital organs. There is also seems to be a really thick padding around its neck and body which must be like wearing body armor, because I have no idea how any human could have stayed up after my feeble attempts to fight some dog (long story), I looked absolutely pathetic trying to kick it while it stood there. You could possibly use its velocity to slam it on the ground and pin it down with your knee and attempt jump on and break its neck. | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
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Ryuhou)aS(
United States1174 Posts
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Beorning
United States243 Posts
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SiroKO
France721 Posts
One of my grand father who was a postman destroid a german shepherd with one big kick in the face (he had special big boots). The dog lost 2 teeth and his jaw was broken. Only thing the human would need to win is a decent physical training, to protect his throat and preferably have big boots. That saying, I believe most nerds with no physical training would get eaten alive. All their theorycrafting would vanished at the second they feel the pain of the first bite. I dont think anyone could overcome the fear and the pain of sharp teeth piercing up your veins and chewing up your flesh without having experienced other serious physical pain before. And you don't learn that kind of things in the books nor in the gym, but while taking shots, for instance while boxing or practicing martial arts at a certain level. | ||
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Sorkoas
549 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On July 22 2012 02:33 Sorkoas wrote: I'm still waiting for the video evidence to back up your claims about humans having any chance whatsoever versus a Shepherd in good shape I'm not sure if you're referring to one person in particular, but I'd also like to see video evidence backing the Shepherd > Human claim. Not that I would be surprised if I went either way, but if I had to guess without any results/evidence I would guess humans. I think most people are also just predicting and not saying they are positive it would go one way or the other. | ||
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SiroKO
France721 Posts
On July 22 2012 02:33 Sorkoas wrote: I'm still waiting for the video evidence to back up your claims about humans having any chance whatsoever versus a Shepherd in good shape Look at it rationally. Physically trained men have strong arms, strong legs, strong upper and lower body. They're also very big compared to a dog (assuming 1m70+ 65-70+kg). The shepherd has nothing but a strong jab and big teeth. They weight 30-35kg. Assuming you don't kick and kill him right out the bat, only thing the shepherd would be able to do is bite a single of your arm or leg. And then it's up to you. You either fall in pain or you overcome your pain and hit him strong in the face. The dog weighs 30-35 kg and has nothing but hits teeth. 2-3 hits in the face and the dog lose a teeth or is KO and the human wins. | ||
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sluggaslamoo
Australia4494 Posts
On July 22 2012 02:49 Grobyc wrote: I'm not sure if you're referring to one person in particular, but I'd also like to see video evidence backing the Shepherd > Human claim. Not that I would be surprised if I went either way, but if I had to guess without any results/evidence I would guess humans. I think most people are also just predicting and not saying they are positive it would go one way or the other. No video, but there have been many anecdotal stories of dog fights (including mine) that shows its almost impossible to beat a dog. Find a padded wall and punch and kick it continuously as hard as you can for about ten minutes, the amount of damage you have done to the wall will be the amount of damage you have done effectively to the dog. Whether or not you broke their ribs or cracked their skull doesn't matter it doesn't affect their ability to attack you in anyway. You actually need a lot of technique and experience to take down a dog. Something of which an average human could not do, and even if he knew, couldn't do (e.g choking the dog, or grabbing the legs and splitting them). On July 22 2012 02:51 SiroKO wrote: Look at it rationally. Physically trained men have strong arms, strong legs, strong upper and lower body. They're also very big compared to a dog (assuming 1m70+ 65-70+kg). The shepherd has nothing but a strong jab and big teeth. They weight 30-35kg. Assuming you don't kick and kill him right out the bat, only thing the shepherd would be able to do is bite a single of your arm or leg. And then it's up to you. You either fall in pain or you overcome your pain and hit him strong in the face. The dog weighs 30-35 kg and has nothing but hits teeth. 2-3 hits in the face and the dog lose a teeth or is KO and the human wins. This is not rational, as you have never fought a dog before. Even if the dog is attacking another dog, 2-3 hits in the face does jack all. I've grabbed the collar and head of a dog (who was latched onto another dog) and kneed it 10 times in the face and it didn't do shit. Punched it in the nose, tried the entire kit and kaboodle of mythical places to hit that are supposedly painful to the dog and didn't do anything. | ||
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Sinensis
United States2513 Posts
On July 22 2012 02:51 SiroKO wrote: Look at it rationally. Physically trained men have strong arms, strong legs, strong upper and lower body. They're also very big compared to a dog (assuming 1m70+ 65-70+kg). The shepherd has nothing but a strong jab and big teeth. They weight 30-35kg. Assuming you don't kick and kill him right out the bat, only thing the shepherd would be able to do is bite a single of your arm or leg. And then it's up to you. You either fall in pain or you overcome your pain and hit him strong in the face. The dog weighs 30-35 kg and has nothing but hits teeth. 2-3 hits in the face and the dog lose a teeth or is KO and the human wins. Dog's skull is stronger than your fist. A human hand would be obliterated before it did damage to a dog's skull. | ||
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Crushinator
Netherlands2138 Posts
On July 22 2012 02:54 sluggaslamoo wrote: No video, but there have been many anecdotal stories of dog fights (including mine) that shows its almost impossible to beat a dog. Find a padded wall and punch and kick it continuously as hard as you can for about ten minutes, the amount of damage you have done to the wall will be the amount of damage you have done effectively to the dog. Whether or not you broke their ribs or cracked their skull doesn't matter it doesn't affect their ability to attack you in anyway. You actually need a lot of technique and experience to take down a dog. Something of which an average human could not do, and even if he knew, couldn't do (e.g choking the dog, or grabbing the legs and splitting them). Maybe its because I'm an experienced dog owner, but I am just so confident i could take on my own dog. My dog weighs nearly 80 kg and not 35 kgs like a puny German sheperd. Just so many tricks dogs are defenseless against. Ofcourse I would take some damage, teeth are hard to avoid, but I'm fairly confident I would disable him before it gets too bad. | ||
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Crushinator
Netherlands2138 Posts
On July 22 2012 02:58 Sinensis wrote: Dog's skull is stronger than your fist. A human hand would be obliterated before it did damage to a dog's skull. YOu dont hit it on the skull. YOu hit it on the jaw or an area near the jaw. Just like with humans. | ||
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YourMom
Romania565 Posts
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Holy_AT
Austria978 Posts
On July 22 2012 02:54 sluggaslamoo wrote: No video, but there have been many anecdotal stories of dog fights (including mine) that shows its almost impossible to beat a dog. Find a padded wall and punch and kick it continuously as hard as you can for about ten minutes, the amount of damage you have done to the wall will be the amount of damage you have done effectively to the dog. Whether or not you broke their ribs or cracked their skull doesn't matter it doesn't affect their ability to attack you in anyway. You actually need a lot of technique and experience to take down a dog. Something of which an average human could not do, and even if he knew, couldn't do (e.g choking the dog, or grabbing the legs and splitting them). This is not rational, as you have never fought a dog before. Even if the dog is attacking another dog, 2-3 hits in the face does jack all. I've grabbed the collar and head of a dog (who was latched onto another dog) and kneed it 10 times in the face and it didn't do shit. Punched it in the nose, tried the entire kit and kaboodle of mythical places to hit that are supposedly painful to the dog and didn't do anything. Are we talking about dogs or zombi dogs ? This is other nonsense that you dont do much to a dog if you punch or kick it, you do the same damage as you would do to a human ... maybe even more because humans would try to use hands/feet to block the punches kicks while the dog would take the full bront of the force. If you want a dog to let go frpm someone/something you come up from behind and use your elbow joint (is it called that ?) to choke the dog. | ||
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SiroKO
France721 Posts
On July 22 2012 02:54 sluggaslamoo wrote: This is not rational, as you have never fought a dog before. Even if the dog is attacking another dog, 2-3 hits in the face does jack all. I've grabbed the collar and head of a dog (who was latched onto another dog) and kneed it 10 times in the face and it didn't do shit. Punched it in the nose, tried the entire kit and kaboodle of mythical places to hit that are supposedly painful to the dog and didn't do anything. I told you one of my grandfather nearly killed a shepherd with a single kick. As said before, dogs weight 30-35kg and take all your hits with full strength since they can't block anything. If you can't break up any dog's teeth with 10 legs shot, it's up to you to have a physical training. | ||
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pebble444
Italy2502 Posts
Dogs are quite the faitfull type, so my opinion is that if the dog is fighting for someone, his owner for example, some dogs would fight to the DEATH to defend that person. Thats how they train police dogs, and lifegaurd dogs. Its all based on the relationship to the "owner" . Lifegaurds dogs will jump from helicopters to save people. Think about it. San Bernads (for life-saving), German shepards (for drugs) and Labradors (for Bombs). The psychological aspect of the fight is so important. Plus another thing. In our society Humans are not allowed to fight each other with bear hands, except in specifically designed events such as Martial arts. Dogs (some of them) are used to fight each other. | ||
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BlackJack
United States10574 Posts
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ToFjames
United States33 Posts
Step 2. grab on to whatever is down there Step 3. wait for dog to gag and pass out (dogs can't bite while they are gaging) Step 4. curb stomp dog's head | ||
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ThaZenith
Canada3116 Posts
If dog gets to your neck, you lose, but that should never happen. | ||
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