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Shocae
Profile Joined August 2010
United States141 Posts
July 21 2012 19:05 GMT
#861
Dog ez unless the person has been trained.
lolsamplesize
Rodiel3
Profile Joined March 2011
France1158 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 19:06:46
July 21 2012 19:06 GMT
#862
The real question is who will win in a Best trained human vs Zergling situation ?
http://www.youtube.com/user/rodiel3 SCBW FPVOD
Campfire
Profile Joined September 2011
United States48 Posts
July 21 2012 19:10 GMT
#863
Dog needs more room to beat a average male human. Therefore if it was an average sized room like op said then human wins.
However in an open field dog wins 9 out of 10
SiroKO
Profile Joined February 2012
France721 Posts
July 21 2012 19:11 GMT
#864
On July 22 2012 04:05 Al Bundy wrote:
I dunno if someone already mentionned that but (as far as I know) law enforcement and military dogs are mostly used to immobilize you, they don't go for the kill unless they are told to.


If you take the example of a dog having been breed and trained to kill, I will take a human being equally prepared, like a Mike Tyson or Fedor Emelianenko.
I'm pretty sure both of these people would outright kill any dog with a single uppercut.
Our envy always last longer than the happiness of those we envy
Demonhunter04
Profile Joined July 2011
1530 Posts
July 21 2012 19:11 GMT
#865
On July 22 2012 04:10 Campfire wrote:
Dog needs more room to beat a average male human. Therefore if it was an average sized room like op said then human wins.
However in an open field dog wins 9 out of 10


Elaborate, please.
"If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow" - SlayerSMMA
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 19:14:19
July 21 2012 19:13 GMT
#866
Do you realize how utterly weak, out of shape, and just overall a massive pussy the average person is? You assholes can't even manipulate a mouse to stutter step marines properly, let alone have the dexterity to kill a dog.

Not one person on this forum could kill a vicious dog in a fight to the death. Not one.

I swear some of you are clinically retarded: "DUDE BLOCK IT'S BITE WITH ARM AND KICK. DONE". "POKE OUT ITS EYES OR CHOKE IT LOL."

While you are trying gouge it's eyes with your feeble claw-less fingers that are barely capable of picking up any substantial amount of weight, the dog has released and sunk it's two inch fangs directly into your stupid face.

Dog wins 999/1000.

User was warned for this post
mordk
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Chile8385 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 19:18:55
July 21 2012 19:14 GMT
#867
Random person in the world = Dog clearly wins. Most people would panic and die.

Me = Dog wins by far LOL. I think a german shepherd trying to kill me is stronger than me, I think people here have excessive self-confidence and underrate a dog's physical traits.

I miiight have a chance if I manage to choke him to death, which is my only chance since if a larrge dog jumps me I WILL be fighting from the floor
peacenl
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
550 Posts
July 21 2012 19:14 GMT
#868
On July 22 2012 04:13 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
Do you realize how utterly weak, out of shape, and just overall a massive pussy the average person is? You assholes can't even manipulate a mouse to stutter step marines properly, let alone have the dexterity to kill a dog.

Not one person on this forum could kill a vicious dog in a fight to the death. Not one.

I swear some of you are clinically retarded: "DUDE BLOCK IT'S BITE WITH ARM AND KICK. DONE". "POKE OUT ITS EYES OR CHOKE IT LOL."

While you are trying gouge it's eyes with your feeble claw-less fingers that are barely capable of picking up any substantial amount of weight, the dog has released and sunk it's two inch fangs directly into your stupid face.

Dog wins 999/1000.

- One does not simply walk into a bar and start calling the shots.
- Failure doesn't mean you are a failure it just means you haven't succeeded yet.
Sorkoas
Profile Joined May 2010
549 Posts
July 21 2012 19:18 GMT
#869
On July 22 2012 04:00 skyrunner wrote:
I think you are severly underastimating a how much pain a human being can take in "fight mode". A dog getting hold of a limb probably won't be enough for most people to lose mental and physcial power, if the human being is alreadpy prepared to "fight to the death", it more likely will strenghten you.

I'm not trying to guess here like most people do, just listened to and read about people who have way more knowledge about me on the matter when it has been discussed. I don't think many of us here are able to clearly estimate the capabilities of a human and a dog.
sc2superfan101
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
3583 Posts
July 21 2012 19:19 GMT
#870
On July 22 2012 04:13 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
Do you realize how utterly weak, out of shape, and just overall a massive pussy the average person is? You assholes can't even manipulate a mouse to stutter step marines properly, let alone have the dexterity to kill a dog.

Not one person on this forum could kill a vicious dog in a fight to the death. Not one.

I swear some of you are clinically retarded: "DUDE BLOCK IT'S BITE WITH ARM AND KICK. DONE". "POKE OUT ITS EYES OR CHOKE IT LOL."

While you are trying gouge it's eyes with your feeble claw-less fingers that are barely capable of picking up any substantial amount of weight, the dog has released and sunk it's two inch fangs directly into your stupid face.

Dog wins 999/1000.

dogs are pussies too dude.

using a mouse has nothing to do with fighting tooth and nail.

"feeble claw-less fingers that are barely capable of picking up any substantial amount of weight" is hilarious. also, OP said normal clothes. clothes can be a weapon.

unless the dog is substantially bigger than me, i would kick its ass. fosho.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
July 21 2012 19:20 GMT
#871
SO you will whack it with your jacket? Good idea.
Demonhunter04
Profile Joined July 2011
1530 Posts
July 21 2012 19:20 GMT
#872
On July 22 2012 04:13 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
Do you realize how utterly weak, out of shape, and just overall a massive pussy the average person is? You assholes can't even manipulate a mouse to stutter step marines properly, let alone have the dexterity to kill a dog.

Not one person on this forum could kill a vicious dog in a fight to the death. Not one.

I swear some of you are clinically retarded: "DUDE BLOCK IT'S BITE WITH ARM AND KICK. DONE". "POKE OUT ITS EYES OR CHOKE IT LOL."

While you are trying gouge it's eyes with your feeble claw-less fingers that are barely capable of picking up any substantial amount of weight, the dog has released and sunk it's two inch fangs directly into your stupid face.

Dog wins 999/1000.


You're kinda overgeneralizing here. For example, I have over a decade of training in various martial arts and I've put it to use plenty of times. I don't do the normal human thing of freaking out in a stressful situation, etc due to training.
"If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow" - SlayerSMMA
ToFjames
Profile Joined November 2010
United States33 Posts
July 21 2012 19:23 GMT
#873
On July 22 2012 04:20 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
SO you will whack it with your jacket? Good idea.

or wrap your jacket around your arm and let the dog try break your arm(it probally will) but not be able to take out a eye? that's so stupid i dont know what to say to it.
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 19:28:24
July 21 2012 19:24 GMT
#874
On July 22 2012 04:20 Demonhunter04 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2012 04:13 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
Do you realize how utterly weak, out of shape, and just overall a massive pussy the average person is? You assholes can't even manipulate a mouse to stutter step marines properly, let alone have the dexterity to kill a dog.

Not one person on this forum could kill a vicious dog in a fight to the death. Not one.

I swear some of you are clinically retarded: "DUDE BLOCK IT'S BITE WITH ARM AND KICK. DONE". "POKE OUT ITS EYES OR CHOKE IT LOL."

While you are trying gouge it's eyes with your feeble claw-less fingers that are barely capable of picking up any substantial amount of weight, the dog has released and sunk it's two inch fangs directly into your stupid face.

Dog wins 999/1000.


You're kinda overgeneralizing here. For example, I have over a decade of training in various martial arts and I've put it to use plenty of times. I don't do the normal human thing of freaking out in a stressful situation, etc due to training.


Do you have over a decade of training to fight animals? Last I heard they don't teach techniques against ferocious beasts.

So you don't stress out when wrestling and another dude has you in an armbar, big deal. What are you going to do when a foot long strip of flesh is ripped off your forearm and you're bleeding like a goddamn stuck pig?
Trizz
Profile Joined June 2010
Netherlands1320 Posts
July 21 2012 19:24 GMT
#875
Fairly certain a 30-35kg dog stands no chance.
He might bite me once, but he's fucked once i grab his throat.
Also, 30-35kg is absolutely nothing.
nope
ToFjames
Profile Joined November 2010
United States33 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 19:31:57
July 21 2012 19:29 GMT
#876
dogs dont strip away flesh and then just back away most dogs try to close grab on and never let go a pack of dogs is another story have you ever even been bit by a dog? EDIT have you ever even been in a arm bar? breaking a arm is 10x worse then loseing a little bit of flesh bone pain is some of the worst pain you could ever feel.
Demonhunter04
Profile Joined July 2011
1530 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 19:30:47
July 21 2012 19:29 GMT
#877
On July 22 2012 04:24 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2012 04:20 Demonhunter04 wrote:
On July 22 2012 04:13 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
Do you realize how utterly weak, out of shape, and just overall a massive pussy the average person is? You assholes can't even manipulate a mouse to stutter step marines properly, let alone have the dexterity to kill a dog.

Not one person on this forum could kill a vicious dog in a fight to the death. Not one.

I swear some of you are clinically retarded: "DUDE BLOCK IT'S BITE WITH ARM AND KICK. DONE". "POKE OUT ITS EYES OR CHOKE IT LOL."

While you are trying gouge it's eyes with your feeble claw-less fingers that are barely capable of picking up any substantial amount of weight, the dog has released and sunk it's two inch fangs directly into your stupid face.

Dog wins 999/1000.


You're kinda overgeneralizing here. For example, I have over a decade of training in various martial arts and I've put it to use plenty of times. I don't do the normal human thing of freaking out in a stressful situation, etc due to training.


Do you have over a decade of training to fight animals? Last I heard they don't teach techniques against ferocious beasts.

So you don't stress out when wrestling and another dude has you in an armbar, big deal. What are you going to do when a foot long strip of flesh is ripped off your forearm and you're bleeding like a goddamn stuck pig?


I know I have no training vs animals. But I have experience vs people with weapons. And I have been cut, unfortunately.

EDIT: The part about remaining calm applies to all areas, not just in combat situations vs other humans.
"If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow" - SlayerSMMA
nemo14
Profile Joined January 2011
United States425 Posts
July 21 2012 19:31 GMT
#878
On July 22 2012 04:11 SiroKO wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2012 04:05 Al Bundy wrote:
I dunno if someone already mentionned that but (as far as I know) law enforcement and military dogs are mostly used to immobilize you, they don't go for the kill unless they are told to.


If you take the example of a dog having been breed and trained to kill, I will take a human being equally prepared, like a Mike Tyson or Fedor Emelianenko.
I'm pretty sure both of these people would outright kill any dog with a single uppercut.


i think it depends on the dog. average-sized german shepherd is around 80lbs and would stand minimal chance against a determined human adult, but if you found a freakishly huge/strong one that was up around 120 or 130 (like mike tyson is relative to, say, me or you) then that bite would start getting into the arm-removal range of things. unarmed humans usually kill animals by wrestling them and breaking bones, but if the animals start getting too big to wrestle reliably (see 120lb orangutans that are 90% upper-body muscle) then people can't compete with claws and teeth very easily.
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
July 21 2012 19:31 GMT
#879
On July 22 2012 04:29 ToFjames wrote:
dogs dont strip away flesh and then just back away most dogs try to close grab on and never let go a pack of dogs is another story have you ever even been bit by a dog?

They pull and shake their head when they do so. Your skin is not strong. A dog will fuck you up. Guaranteed.
ToFjames
Profile Joined November 2010
United States33 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 19:33:16
July 21 2012 19:33 GMT
#880
A dog will fuck you up you are going to take a bite you are going to bleed and it is going to hurt but unless you panic you will not die and it will.
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