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On July 22 2012 04:20 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
SO you will whack it with your jacket? Good idea.
no, but im starting to see why you think you would lose to a dog...
you take your jacket and hold it out in front of you. a dog, to attack, has to lead with it's head, when it does, the jacket wraps around the head (because i'm not a noob) and then you twist it up. proceed to beat the living shit out of the dogs face while it's snapping. sure, you'll take some cuts, but you've minimized the risk of being bitten.
btw, i've seen dogs attack people before. dog rarely wins against a healthy adult male. in fact, most dogs won't even try to go after a healthy adult male if the adult male shows even the slightest sign of counter-aggression.
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Average American adult male wins this 8/10. If you keep the dog away from your neck it can't kill you (quickly). You'd be surprised at the amount of damage a human being can take and keep fighting. Your body is ready to fight to the death against a wild animal - you will have a massive adrenaline rush, you won't be incapacitated or probably even feel pain after the first 30 seconds, you will just beat the crap out of what is probably a 60 lb animal.
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On July 22 2012 04:13 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
Do you realize how utterly weak, out of shape, and just overall a massive pussy the average person is? You assholes can't even manipulate a mouse to stutter step marines properly, let alone have the dexterity to kill a dog.
Not one person on this forum could kill a vicious dog in a fight to the death. Not one.
I swear some of you are clinically retarded: "DUDE BLOCK IT'S BITE WITH ARM AND KICK. DONE". "POKE OUT ITS EYES OR CHOKE IT LOL."
While you are trying gouge it's eyes with your feeble claw-less fingers that are barely capable of picking up any substantial amount of weight, the dog has released and sunk it's two inch fangs directly into your stupid face.
Dog wins 999/1000.
I crush the dog everytime. You're dumb if you think "being a pussy" matters. Your natural instincts kick in - we are apes at heart who have instincts to deal with fighting a crazed animal - you won't feel pain, you'll have huge amounts of adrenaline, and it's pretty much impossible to kill a human being in 15-20 min without getting at the neck. The dog weighs 60-70 lbs max and will eventually get killed.
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On July 22 2012 04:35 sc2superfan101 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 22 2012 04:20 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
SO you will whack it with your jacket? Good idea. no, but im starting to see why you think you would lose to a dog... you take your jacket and hold it out in front of you. a dog, to attack, has to lead with it's head, when it does, the jacket wraps around the head (because i'm not a noob) and then you twist it up. proceed to beat the living shit out of the dogs face while it's snapping. sure, you'll take some cuts, but you've minimized the risk of being bitten. btw, i've seen dogs attack people before. dog rarely wins against a healthy adult male. in fact, most dogs won't even try to go after a healthy adult male if the adult male shows even the slightest sign of counter-aggression.
Are you serious, or is this a joke? You wrap it's head with clothing when it lunges and then hit it while its trapped inside a jacket? Goddamnit people..
I seem to have forgotten this is the internet. A magical place where everybody has an 8 inch ween, benches 400, can beat Flash in a bo3, and evidentally can beat a dog in a death match! TL Forums are a funny place indeed.
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On July 22 2012 04:39 cz wrote:Show nested quote +On July 22 2012 04:13 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
Do you realize how utterly weak, out of shape, and just overall a massive pussy the average person is? You assholes can't even manipulate a mouse to stutter step marines properly, let alone have the dexterity to kill a dog.
Not one person on this forum could kill a vicious dog in a fight to the death. Not one.
I swear some of you are clinically retarded: "DUDE BLOCK IT'S BITE WITH ARM AND KICK. DONE". "POKE OUT ITS EYES OR CHOKE IT LOL."
While you are trying gouge it's eyes with your feeble claw-less fingers that are barely capable of picking up any substantial amount of weight, the dog has released and sunk it's two inch fangs directly into your stupid face.
Dog wins 999/1000. I crush the dog everytime. You're dumb if you think "being a pussy" matters. Your natural instincts kick in - we are apes at heart who have instincts to deal with fighting a crazed animal - you won't feel pain, you'll have huge amounts of adrenaline, and it's pretty much impossible to kill a human being in 15-20 min without getting at the neck. The dog weighs 60-70 lbs max and will eventually get killed.
This is hilarious.
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I have been trained in Krav Man Du and Shaolin Jit Quan Thai for 10 years; dog is no match for my Iron Skin technique.
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SoLaR i dont know you and i dont know who you are but "its the internet so your point is invalid" arguement makes you look like a idiot at least try to use a brain and give a reason why it would not work.
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On July 22 2012 04:45 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:Show nested quote +On July 22 2012 04:35 sc2superfan101 wrote:On July 22 2012 04:20 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
SO you will whack it with your jacket? Good idea. no, but im starting to see why you think you would lose to a dog... you take your jacket and hold it out in front of you. a dog, to attack, has to lead with it's head, when it does, the jacket wraps around the head (because i'm not a noob) and then you twist it up. proceed to beat the living shit out of the dogs face while it's snapping. sure, you'll take some cuts, but you've minimized the risk of being bitten. btw, i've seen dogs attack people before. dog rarely wins against a healthy adult male. in fact, most dogs won't even try to go after a healthy adult male if the adult male shows even the slightest sign of counter-aggression. Are you serious, or is this a joke? You wrap it's head with clothing when it lunges and then hit it while its trapped inside a jacket? Goddamnit people.. I seem to have forgotten this is the internet. A magical place where everybody has an 8 inch ween, benches 400, can beat Flash in a bo3, and evidentally can beat a dog in a death match! TL Forums are a funny place indeed.
apparently you've never been attacked by a dog.... yes, it lunges into a jacket and you use that (or whatever) to tangle it up. sure it might not work, but it's better than nothing. and i haven't seen any argument from you other than flawed information or arguments from incredulity.
fyi, my "ween" is 7 inches, i can't bench-press because i fucked up my elbow as a high school wrestler, im silver league and never played BW, and yes, unless the dog is bigger than me, i believe i could fuck its shit up.
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On July 22 2012 03:17 BlackJack wrote:
you can see a video of a dog killing a man if you google worldstaruncut pitbull trying to bite man's arm off in brazil. warning - it's pretty graphic. although the guy was pretty old, out of shape, and seemed to be employing a strategy of "wait for help" instead of "fight to death"
I think this video proves it (warning, not for the squeamish and very NSFW!), this guy just sits there forever while dog is biting him, you would simply have so much time to damage the dog, unless you are unlucky and the dog bites you somewhere really bad. The average person would not know exactly where to strike to kill the dog, but if you have two full minutes with adrenaline pumping, it should be more than enough to find out.
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lmao this is awesome.
I like the ignorance in Solari's post lololololol.
As long as you don't allow the dog to bite your neck or your groin you will have a chance.
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This basically boils down to "170lb Great Ape versus 65lb Canine, who wins?" Should be pretty obvious just from that.
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I can't believe people think they could defeat a German Shepherd set on killing you. This isn't some police dog trained to bite your sleeve or pant leg. Only possibility I see a human winning is landing a very lucky kick before the dog closes the distance.
Once the dog is in your zone you're dead. You're going to hunch over hoping it will bite your arm and then choke it? That dog would rip your arm to shreds and then the other arm as you reached to somehow get your hand around the dogs neck. A neck that probably has a "12 circumference. For the men think about your groin and its protection. Think of all the areas you'd need to protect as this dog charged you. I guess your best bet would be to get in the corner and hopefully stomp and kick the shit out of the dog. Look at the cousin of this dog the wolf. Wolves have evolved to bring down much larger and more dangerous prey than you and wolves have been documented individually bringing down caribou.
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On July 22 2012 04:45 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:Show nested quote +On July 22 2012 04:35 sc2superfan101 wrote:On July 22 2012 04:20 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
SO you will whack it with your jacket? Good idea. no, but im starting to see why you think you would lose to a dog... you take your jacket and hold it out in front of you. a dog, to attack, has to lead with it's head, when it does, the jacket wraps around the head (because i'm not a noob) and then you twist it up. proceed to beat the living shit out of the dogs face while it's snapping. sure, you'll take some cuts, but you've minimized the risk of being bitten. btw, i've seen dogs attack people before. dog rarely wins against a healthy adult male. in fact, most dogs won't even try to go after a healthy adult male if the adult male shows even the slightest sign of counter-aggression. Are you serious, or is this a joke? You wrap it's head with clothing when it lunges and then hit it while its trapped inside a jacket? Goddamnit people.. I seem to have forgotten this is the internet. A magical place where everybody has an 8 inch ween, benches 400, can beat Flash in a bo3, and evidentally can beat a dog in a death match! TL Forums are a funny place indeed.
1m75 80kg, boxing at a regional level since 6, benchpressing since 20 (23 now).
I'm not a super hero nor the ultimate fighter, but I'm definitely not afraid of a 30kg dog, unless it has been trained to kill.
If you aren't, don't project your insecurities onto others.
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On July 22 2012 04:48 Sinensis wrote:
I have been trained in Krav Man Du and Shaolin Jit Quan Thai for 10 years; dog is no match for my Iron Skin technique.
Toad style is immensely strong, and immune to nearly any dog. When it's properly used, it's almost invincible.
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Every average male with no physical problems should win the fight fairly easily. If you think you wouldn't win it, you have some serious confidence issues. In a true deathmatch against a dog, I would give myself >90%.
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NOBODY have EVER thought of biting the dog in the neck themselves? I think that would be a viable strategy for those whose hand strength aren't that developed yet.
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On July 22 2012 04:54 Sofestafont wrote:
I can't believe people think they could defeat a German Shepherd set on killing you. This isn't some police dog trained to bite your sleeve or pant leg. Only possibility I see a human winning is landing a very lucky kick before the dog closes the distance.
Once the dog is in your zone you're dead. You're going to hunch over hoping it will bite your arm and then choke it? That dog would rip your arm to shreds and then the other arm as you reached to somehow get your hand around the dogs neck. A neck that probably has a "12 circumference. For the men think about your groin and its protection. Think of all the areas you'd need to protect as this dog charged you. I guess your best bet would be to get in the corner and hopefully stomp and kick the shit out of the dog. Look at the cousin of this dog the wolf. Wolves have evolved to bring down much larger and more dangerous prey than you and wolves have been documented individually bringing down caribou.
Dogs aren't wolves in the same way that humans aren't gorillas. Dogs are much weaker and vulnerable than wolves.
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On July 22 2012 04:57 Xiphos wrote:
NOBODY have EVER thought of biting the dog in the neck themselves? I think that would be a viable strategy for those whose hand strength aren't that developed yet.
You won't want to let it get near your neck. That's the only way it can really finish you quickly.
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Everybody here can crush a grapefuit here with their massive strong hands! Especially when the dog is biting you, cuz you got adrenaline and stuff. Dogs let you choke them, don't you know? Or you wrap them in a shirt, lol.
People are so delusional, this thread is frustratingly hilarious. There's no point in arguing.
Dog wins 999/1000.
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On July 22 2012 04:58 cz wrote:Show nested quote +On July 22 2012 04:57 Xiphos wrote:
NOBODY have EVER thought of biting the dog in the neck themselves? I think that would be a viable strategy for those whose hand strength aren't that developed yet. You won't want to let it get near your neck. That's the only way it can really finish you quickly.
Get on top of the dog. Grab its neck with your arms and then take one huge chunk of bite on its neck, back off your head. Squeeze harder with your arms, rinse and repeat.
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