EPTyou look like a bird watcher (whip out dick) would you take this for a swallow?
Really bad pick-up lines - Page 2
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powa
United States58 Posts
you look like a bird watcher (whip out dick) would you take this for a swallow? | ||
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crabapple
United States397 Posts
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Scorpion
United States1974 Posts
On August 05 2008 14:58 powa wrote: so you go up to the girl then say you look like a bird watcher (whip out dick) would you take this for a swallow? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA | ||
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conCentrate9
United States438 Posts
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ahrara_
Afghanistan1715 Posts
Cause I wanna hit that. | ||
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XCetron
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ahrara_
Afghanistan1715 Posts
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Saracen
United States5139 Posts
On August 05 2008 14:42 PsycHOTemplar wrote: That shirt is very becoming on you, and if I were on you, I'd be cumming too! *proceed to giggle nerdily* lol | ||
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shavingcream66
United States1219 Posts
I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!! This one is kinda unrelated but.. Q. why does laura bush always go on top? A. because bush can only fuck up | ||
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Mikilatov
United States3897 Posts
"Wanna fuck?" Works for me. Not not really. In fact, I'm a shitty D/D- player and I cry my lonely self to sleep every night. =( Nah that was a lie too, but fuck it. | ||
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vhallee
899 Posts
I'm not trying to impress you, but...I'm Batman. Walk in a bar to a bunch of women with your schlong hanging out your fly: 'Hey, whatcha think of my new shoes?' Let's not turn this rape into a murder. If I could rearrange the alphabet would you sleep with me? Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. You are lucky, I decided to go for the ugly ones early tonight. IF you were a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. if none of this work, use the emergency line: "I eat pussy." | ||
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tracer
Korea (South)693 Posts
"Oh, really? What is it?" "Beauty." | ||
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jingXD
United States283 Posts
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DaasEuGen
Germany35 Posts
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Superiorwolf
United States5509 Posts
"Have you ever had sex with a machine? 'Cuz that's what it's like with me. 'Cuz I'm a sex machine." | ||
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teh.pwnerer
Canada110 Posts
On August 05 2008 18:44 DaasEuGen wrote: "Baby, are you a Dragoon? Because you make my tank siege." That is gold, more SC related pick-up lines please! | ||
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
On August 05 2008 14:07 teh.pwnerer wrote: -A man goes up to a girl, grabs her arm, and whispers to her, "Let's not turn this rape into a homicide." this is HILARIOUS lol, tracer that was hilarious too many good ones here | ||
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Mikilatov
United States3897 Posts
On August 06 2008 01:14 teh.pwnerer wrote: That is gold, more SC related pick-up lines please! "Now I know I have an STD... But I'd really like to Infest your Command Center." "Baby I'd like to play on your Lost Temple." "Trust me, my Timing Push is never premature." | ||
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teh.pwnerer
Canada110 Posts
More SC pick-up lines plz | ||
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