EPTReally bad pick-up lines - Page 3
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semioldguy
United States7488 Posts
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Orome
Switzerland11984 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + good, cause I've got a sack full of semen a friend of mine (not a very close one lol) loves that and uses it on every girl he wants to sex, it's actually worked a few times too. On August 05 2008 14:58 powa wrote: so you go up to the girl then say you look like a bird watcher (whip out dick) would you take this for a swallow? god ahahaha, pity those only work in English. | ||
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
Are you a zergling, because I'm stimmed! We should morph and make a twilight archon! You must be a row of siege tanks, Cuz I'd drag mine to you anyday. Have you seen this yamato cannon? This shockwave will be more than EMP. You must have a lurker and a burrowed zergling, because I detect a big and a little hole. Feel free to drop tanks on my nat anyday. shit i hate myself T_T | ||
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Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
On August 06 2008 08:43 Caller wrote: You must be a row of siege tanks, Cuz I'd drag mine to you anyday. wtf ur supposed to be putting bad pick up lines, not awesome ones. | ||
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teh.pwnerer
Canada110 Posts
On August 06 2008 08:43 Caller wrote: I shoot scarabs, not blanks. Are you a zergling, because I'm stimmed! We should morph and make a twilight archon! You must be a row of siege tanks, Cuz I'd drag mine to you anyday. Have you seen this yamato cannon? This shockwave will be more than EMP. You must have a lurker and a burrowed zergling, because I detect a big and a little hole. Feel free to drop tanks on my nat anyday. shit i hate myself T_T Don't hate yourself for being awesome. Now...to find a korean chick... | ||
Chill
Calgary26003 Posts
On August 06 2008 09:46 Steelflight-Rx wrote: wtf ur supposed to be putting bad pick up lines, not awesome ones. ahhaha | ||
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drug_vict1m
844 Posts
On August 05 2008 18:30 jingXD wrote: Does this taste like GHB to you? haha | ||
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