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Really bad pick-up lines

Blogs > teh.pwnerer
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teh.pwnerer
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada110 Posts
August 05 2008 05:07 GMT
#1
Let's get some of these going.

-"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

-A man goes up to a girl, grabs her arm, and whispers to her, "Let's not turn this rape into a homicide."

OK, your turn.

*****
Mass Dark Archons FTW
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
August 05 2008 05:10 GMT
#2
This isn't going to suck itself.

Hey! I like fat chicks! Wanna go out?!
RIP Aaliyah
crabapple
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States397 Posts
August 05 2008 05:10 GMT
#3
a good pickup line (for girls)

i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep you with tonight?


ownnnn
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
August 05 2008 05:16 GMT
#4
lmao
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-05 05:19:52
August 05 2008 05:19 GMT
#5
If you're a Harry Potter fan..

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

o and hi heavonearth.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 05 2008 05:21 GMT
#6
Hey want to go out? then + Show Spoiler +
brb gotta shit


omfg this one SUCKS + Show Spoiler +
Hey look, a shooting star!", all the while "following" the star with your finger until it lands around their shoulders.


LOLLLL Is there a mirror in your pants?+ Show Spoiler +
Because I can see myself in them


Is your dad a chicken farmer? + Show Spoiler +
because you really know how to raise a cock!


Nice shoes! + Show Spoiler +
wanna fuck?


Your daddy must of been a drug dealer cause you're dope.

How do you like your eggs: + Show Spoiler +
scrambled, poached or fertilized?





Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
August 05 2008 05:21 GMT
#7
What has 142 teeths and can withstand the Hulk?

My Zipper.
Karma is a bitch
StrikeFLOW
Profile Joined July 2008
United States369 Posts
August 05 2008 05:22 GMT
#8
I lost my number, can I have yours?
"Life is a dream from which we all must wake before we can dream again"
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-05 05:27:00
August 05 2008 05:25 GMT
#9
nvm
Teamliquidian townie
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
August 05 2008 05:25 GMT
#10
"Hi. Do you speak English?"
- me over 5 years ago, to my now-fiance.
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-05 05:29:07
August 05 2008 05:27 GMT
#11
If you refuse sex with me, can you live with the possibility of having denied the world an Einstein or Beethoven?!
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
August 05 2008 05:30 GMT
#12
"Could I Wham my Oingo Boingo in your Velvet Underground?"
this is my quote.
Mooga
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States575 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-05 05:34:33
August 05 2008 05:33 GMT
#13
You: "The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it."
Her: "How can I help?"
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
August 05 2008 05:36 GMT
#14
That chicken farmer joke just killed me. I'm so using that.
Not bad for a cat toy.
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
August 05 2008 05:36 GMT
#15
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready!
My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you.
Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA.
When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.
You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.
Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?
When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
August 05 2008 05:37 GMT
#16
loool @ pokemon pickup lines
terranmetal
Profile Joined May 2007
Canada153 Posts
August 05 2008 05:41 GMT
#17
Can I dip my frankfurther in your honeypot?
I play on BW west.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
August 05 2008 05:42 GMT
#18
That shirt is very becoming on you, and if I were on you, I'd be cumming too!

*proceed to giggle nerdily*
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Evilmonkey.
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1628 Posts
August 05 2008 05:44 GMT
#19
Legs is the word of the day. What say you and me go back to my place and spread the word?
WWBD- What would Boxer do?
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
August 05 2008 05:48 GMT
#20
hahahaha the pokemon ones are so bad lol, especially the sudowoodo one

mooga i saw that one on a picture not too long ago, it was good
HEY MEYT
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