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powa
Profile Joined July 2008
United States58 Posts
August 05 2008 05:58 GMT
#21
so you go up to the girl then say

you look like a bird watcher (whip out dick) would you take this for a swallow?
crabapple
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States397 Posts
August 05 2008 06:03 GMT
#22
omg where di u get the pokemon ones lol.
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
August 05 2008 06:03 GMT
#23
On August 05 2008 14:58 powa wrote:
so you go up to the girl then say

you look like a bird watcher (whip out dick) would you take this for a swallow?



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mango @ U.S.East!
conCentrate9
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States438 Posts
August 05 2008 06:03 GMT
#24
Are you Irish?? 'Cause my pants are Dublin!!
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
August 05 2008 06:29 GMT
#25
Have you got a bat?

Cause I wanna hit that.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
August 05 2008 06:30 GMT
#26
rofl pokemon, some of the other ones are gold as well
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
August 05 2008 06:32 GMT
#27
Have you got a map? Cause I'm lost in your eyes.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
August 05 2008 06:57 GMT
#28
On August 05 2008 14:42 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
That shirt is very becoming on you, and if I were on you, I'd be cumming too!

*proceed to giggle nerdily*

lol
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
August 05 2008 07:30 GMT
#29
I'm good at math. U+I=69

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

This one is kinda unrelated but..
Q. why does laura bush always go on top?
A. because bush can only fuck up
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-05 08:20:02
August 05 2008 08:19 GMT
#30
"This one time I made A- on ICCUP."
"Wanna fuck?"

Works for me.

Not not really. In fact, I'm a shitty D/D- player and I cry my lonely self to sleep every night. =(

Nah that was a lie too, but fuck it.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
vhallee
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
899 Posts
August 05 2008 09:03 GMT
#31
some of the best i remember seeing written on the net:

I'm not trying to impress you, but...I'm Batman.

Walk in a bar to a bunch of women with your schlong hanging out your fly:
'Hey, whatcha think of my new shoes?'

Let's not turn this rape into a murder.

If I could rearrange the alphabet would you sleep with me?

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

You are lucky, I decided to go for the ugly ones early tonight.

IF you were a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

if none of this work, use the emergency line: "I eat pussy."
Marijuana causes amnesia and other things I don't remember.
tracer
Profile Joined March 2008
Korea (South)693 Posts
August 05 2008 09:23 GMT
#32
"Hey, you've got something on your face."
"Oh, really? What is it?"
"Beauty."
jingXD
Profile Joined May 2007
United States283 Posts
August 05 2008 09:30 GMT
#33
Does this taste like GHB to you?
DaasEuGen
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Germany35 Posts
August 05 2008 09:44 GMT
#34
"Baby, are you a Dragoon? Because you make my tank siege."
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
August 05 2008 09:45 GMT
#35
There's been lots of threads like this... http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=56823

"Have you ever had sex with a machine? 'Cuz that's what it's like with me.

'Cuz I'm a sex machine."
Check out my stream at www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=315053 and follow me on Twitter @EGSuppy! :)
teh.pwnerer
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada110 Posts
August 05 2008 16:14 GMT
#36
On August 05 2008 18:44 DaasEuGen wrote:
"Baby, are you a Dragoon? Because you make my tank siege."


That is gold, more SC related pick-up lines please!
Mass Dark Archons FTW
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 05 2008 18:17 GMT
#37
Hey baby I'll morph your larvae
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-05 19:00:31
August 05 2008 18:56 GMT
#38
On August 05 2008 14:07 teh.pwnerer wrote:
-A man goes up to a girl, grabs her arm, and whispers to her, "Let's not turn this rape into a homicide."



this is HILARIOUS


lol, tracer that was hilarious too

many good ones here
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
August 05 2008 21:04 GMT
#39
On August 06 2008 01:14 teh.pwnerer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 05 2008 18:44 DaasEuGen wrote:
"Baby, are you a Dragoon? Because you make my tank siege."


That is gold, more SC related pick-up lines please!


"Now I know I have an STD... But I'd really like to Infest your Command Center."

"Baby I'd like to play on your Lost Temple."

"Trust me, my Timing Push is never premature."

♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
teh.pwnerer
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada110 Posts
August 05 2008 21:48 GMT
#40
"I'd like to penetrate your defenses with a zergling rush. And by defenses I mean your ass, and by zergling rush I mean my penis."

More SC pick-up lines plz
Mass Dark Archons FTW
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