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just realized that bad pickup lines are good for something. they are good for making fun of... especially when you are talking to girls. making fun of bad pickup lines is hilarious. in this thread, everyone please post your favorite pickup line, whether it's good or bad. but it has to be memorable, like, it gets an "ohhhh, that's nifty"
i'll start. Bad pickup lines to make fun of:
1) You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
2) Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
3) Hi, my name is chris. I’m funny, financial stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.
4) You must work at subway, because you just gave me a footlong
5) You look tired. Why don’t you sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
i know there has to be others. help me out here!
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you must be a parking ticket baby, because youve got fine written all over you
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Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege.
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My personal best line I've ever used that work.
"So when are we going to start to making out?"
*Then she kissed me on the cheek*
"You call that making out?"
*Starts making out with me*
It was a proud moment.
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On July 22 2007 02:05 Krohm wrote: My personal best line I've ever used that work.
"So when are we going to start to making out?"
*Then she kissed me on the cheek*
"You call that making out?"
*Starts making out with me*
It was a proud moment.
Gonna remember this Hope it works XD
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"Hey baby, wanna get out of here and get some crabs? I mean seafood..."
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One of my ex's told me these once upon a time...
"I'm a pterodactyl-- rawk, rawk!-- wanna fuck?"
And it's cousin, "I really like your shoes-- wanna fuck?"
I've never actually used them.
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Russian Federation1953 Posts
On July 22 2007 01:57 LaZyScV wrote: Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
this one actually is not so bad
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do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?
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Is that a keg in your pants? Cuz I'd love to tap that ass.
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Valhalla18444 Posts
i'm not gay and i can prove it
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hey uh sweet thang can i buy you a fish sandwich?
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On July 22 2007 01:54 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote: Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege.
hahahahahaha... hahahaha
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On July 22 2007 01:54 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote: Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege.
That's gold.
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On July 22 2007 02:28 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: i'm not gay and i can prove it cool
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just made one up.
You know why every other woman here’s been washing they were you tonight? Because you’re talking to THE MANNNNN!
here's a cute one from a friend: (give her a flower) I just wanted to show this flower you incredibly beautiful you are
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my name is Milk. i'll do your body good.
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On July 22 2007 03:06 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: here's a cute one from a friend: (give her a flower) I just wanted to show this flower you incredibly beautiful you are
wow this is great! i'll use it on my girlfriend!
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On July 22 2007 03:14 Aepplet wrote:Show nested quote +On July 22 2007 03:06 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: here's a cute one from a friend: (give her a flower) I just wanted to show this flower you incredibly beautiful you are wow this is great! i'll use it on my girlfriend!
keep us posted!
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