EPT-"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
-A man goes up to a girl, grabs her arm, and whispers to her, "Let's not turn this rape into a homicide."
OK, your turn.
Really bad pick-up lines
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teh.pwnerer
Canada110 Posts
-"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" -A man goes up to a girl, grabs her arm, and whispers to her, "Let's not turn this rape into a homicide." OK, your turn. | ||
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
Hey! I like fat chicks! Wanna go out?! | ||
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crabapple
United States397 Posts
i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep you with tonight? ownnnn | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
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SnowFantasy
4173 Posts
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean. I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. o and hi heavonearth. | ||
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
brb gotta shit omfg this one SUCKS + Show Spoiler + Hey look, a shooting star!", all the while "following" the star with your finger until it lands around their shoulders. LOLLLL Is there a mirror in your pants?+ Show Spoiler + Because I can see myself in them Is your dad a chicken farmer? + Show Spoiler + because you really know how to raise a cock! Nice shoes! + Show Spoiler + wanna fuck? Your daddy must of been a drug dealer cause you're dope. How do you like your eggs: + Show Spoiler + scrambled, poached or fertilized? | ||
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SiZ.FaNtAsY
Korea (South)1497 Posts
My Zipper. | ||
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StrikeFLOW
United States369 Posts
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Night[Mare
Mexico4793 Posts
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Rayzorblade
United States1172 Posts
- me over 5 years ago, to my now-fiance. | ||
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BottleAbuser
Korea (South)1888 Posts
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Ozarugold
2716 Posts
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Mooga
United States575 Posts
Her: "How can I help?" | ||
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Krohm
Canada1857 Posts
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SnowFantasy
4173 Posts
Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready! My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail. If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen. If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you. Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA. When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder. You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu. Do you wanna play my Poke Flute? When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock! | ||
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
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terranmetal
Canada153 Posts
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Chef
10810 Posts
*proceed to giggle nerdily* | ||
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Evilmonkey.
United States1628 Posts
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JohnColtrane
Australia4813 Posts
mooga i saw that one on a picture not too long ago, it was good | ||
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powa
United States58 Posts
you look like a bird watcher (whip out dick) would you take this for a swallow? | ||
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crabapple
United States397 Posts
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Scorpion
United States1974 Posts
On August 05 2008 14:58 powa wrote: so you go up to the girl then say you look like a bird watcher (whip out dick) would you take this for a swallow? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA | ||
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conCentrate9
United States438 Posts
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ahrara_
Afghanistan1715 Posts
Cause I wanna hit that. | ||
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XCetron
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ahrara_
Afghanistan1715 Posts
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Saracen
United States5139 Posts
On August 05 2008 14:42 PsycHOTemplar wrote: That shirt is very becoming on you, and if I were on you, I'd be cumming too! *proceed to giggle nerdily* lol | ||
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shavingcream66
United States1219 Posts
I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!! This one is kinda unrelated but.. Q. why does laura bush always go on top? A. because bush can only fuck up | ||
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Mikilatov
United States3897 Posts
"Wanna fuck?" Works for me. Not not really. In fact, I'm a shitty D/D- player and I cry my lonely self to sleep every night. =( Nah that was a lie too, but fuck it. | ||
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vhallee
899 Posts
I'm not trying to impress you, but...I'm Batman. Walk in a bar to a bunch of women with your schlong hanging out your fly: 'Hey, whatcha think of my new shoes?' Let's not turn this rape into a murder. If I could rearrange the alphabet would you sleep with me? Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. You are lucky, I decided to go for the ugly ones early tonight. IF you were a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. if none of this work, use the emergency line: "I eat pussy." | ||
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tracer
Korea (South)693 Posts
"Oh, really? What is it?" "Beauty." | ||
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jingXD
United States283 Posts
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DaasEuGen
Germany35 Posts
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Superiorwolf
United States5509 Posts
"Have you ever had sex with a machine? 'Cuz that's what it's like with me. 'Cuz I'm a sex machine." | ||
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teh.pwnerer
Canada110 Posts
On August 05 2008 18:44 DaasEuGen wrote: "Baby, are you a Dragoon? Because you make my tank siege." That is gold, more SC related pick-up lines please! | ||
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
On August 05 2008 14:07 teh.pwnerer wrote: -A man goes up to a girl, grabs her arm, and whispers to her, "Let's not turn this rape into a homicide." this is HILARIOUS lol, tracer that was hilarious too many good ones here | ||
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Mikilatov
United States3897 Posts
On August 06 2008 01:14 teh.pwnerer wrote: That is gold, more SC related pick-up lines please! "Now I know I have an STD... But I'd really like to Infest your Command Center." "Baby I'd like to play on your Lost Temple." "Trust me, my Timing Push is never premature." | ||
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teh.pwnerer
Canada110 Posts
More SC pick-up lines plz | ||
semioldguy
United States7488 Posts
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Orome
Switzerland11984 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + good, cause I've got a sack full of semen a friend of mine (not a very close one lol) loves that and uses it on every girl he wants to sex, it's actually worked a few times too. On August 05 2008 14:58 powa wrote: so you go up to the girl then say you look like a bird watcher (whip out dick) would you take this for a swallow? god ahahaha, pity those only work in English. | ||
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
Are you a zergling, because I'm stimmed! We should morph and make a twilight archon! You must be a row of siege tanks, Cuz I'd drag mine to you anyday. Have you seen this yamato cannon? This shockwave will be more than EMP. You must have a lurker and a burrowed zergling, because I detect a big and a little hole. Feel free to drop tanks on my nat anyday. shit i hate myself T_T | ||
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Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
On August 06 2008 08:43 Caller wrote: You must be a row of siege tanks, Cuz I'd drag mine to you anyday. wtf ur supposed to be putting bad pick up lines, not awesome ones. | ||
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teh.pwnerer
Canada110 Posts
On August 06 2008 08:43 Caller wrote: I shoot scarabs, not blanks. Are you a zergling, because I'm stimmed! We should morph and make a twilight archon! You must be a row of siege tanks, Cuz I'd drag mine to you anyday. Have you seen this yamato cannon? This shockwave will be more than EMP. You must have a lurker and a burrowed zergling, because I detect a big and a little hole. Feel free to drop tanks on my nat anyday. shit i hate myself T_T Don't hate yourself for being awesome. Now...to find a korean chick... | ||
Chill
Calgary25998 Posts
On August 06 2008 09:46 Steelflight-Rx wrote: wtf ur supposed to be putting bad pick up lines, not awesome ones. ahhaha | ||
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drug_vict1m
844 Posts
On August 05 2008 18:30 jingXD wrote: Does this taste like GHB to you? haha | ||
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