[Poll] Dog vs. Human - Page 33

On July 21 2012 19:07 bjwithbraces wrote:
One method I've seen in practice is you put one of your arms out so to say, and when the dog bites it you put the other behind it's neck and lift with the first fast and hard while pressing in and down with the free arm behind its neck. Should snap the dog's neck relatively quickly. Your arm will probably be shredded but should do the trick if all we're concerned about is survival.

On July 21 2012 18:46 sOda~ wrote:


dogs are rly stupid though so you can just mash dragon punch on wake up, theyll never catch on.

On July 21 2012 19:10 Cyber_Cheese wrote:
I'm going to go with human, not to say that it leaves them in a good condition, but the human wins.


Holy crap, I haven't laughed like that in ages.

On July 21 2012 19:12 Promises wrote:
It's (relatively) easy to gauge out the dog's eyes (since his attack is biting down on you) and their skulls are relatively easy to crack aswell. So the person should win unless he succumbs to the pain of having a dog hanging off its arm/leg too fast.

On July 21 2012 19:15 Vivax wrote:
I see no other solution except for letting it bite your weak arm and hammerfist its head with the strong arm in a way that it loses consciousness or orientation.

If you use the legs and lose balance, it's gg.

If you apply pressure on the eyes, it will release and attack again.

On July 21 2012 19:07 bjwithbraces wrote:
One method I've seen in practice is you put one of your arms out so to say, and when the dog bites it you put the other behind it's neck and lift with the first fast and hard while pressing in and down with the free arm behind its neck. Should snap the dog's neck relatively quickly. Your arm will probably be shredded but should do the trick if all we're concerned about is survival.

On July 21 2012 19:08 sluggaslamoo wrote:
What if you put your arm out, and the dog just jumps up and bites your face. What do you do then?

On July 21 2012 19:15 sluggaslamoo wrote:

Tbf I don't think poking its eyes would make any difference. It can probably smell and hear where you are, and you would need to wait until you've lost a chunk of meat before you can escape anyway, in which you might die from blood loss. Natural instinct is to yell too when you get attacked.
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On July 21 2012 19:17 Xapti wrote:
Yeah that's what I was talking about. Probably not that easy to do though. I haven't heard of it being used though, who used it and in what situation?
Well a reasonable person should be protecting their neck area and hence have their arms ready to protect that (just like in human-human fights). If it bit your face that wouldn't be an issue since the face is not a critical component to live. If the dog had it's jaws locked on something other than the arm it allows for the human to attack it with both hands, such as strangling, punching, or just grappling (for knee hits or getting into a better position)

On July 21 2012 19:20 vol_ wrote:
I remember hearing somewhere the best way to kill a dog is to grab its two front legs and pull them apart?

On July 21 2012 19:19 sluggaslamoo wrote:
Might wanna read a few pages back. Knee hits don't do anything, it was a large enough force that it should have fractured the dogs rib cage and according to the vet safe to say it did, but it doesn't do shit.

On July 21 2012 19:24 FullNatural wrote:
Anyone picking an average human male to win is eaither an idiot or has never worked with dogs. I use to work at a dog daycare and had to constantly break up dog fights. One was involving an average sized german shep. and a black lab. I used the proper methods to break up the fight, however there weren't enough bite gloves at the time and I had to go bare handed. The german shep re directed on my left forarm and clamped down. I blacked out for a few seconds. The german shep let go after he realized I was only breaking up the fight. I had 2 puncture holes in my arm. If I was alone and this dog was intent on killing me it would be GG. Im 6 feet 195 pounds 28 year old male and in average shape.

Luckily the bite was only a re direct and natural instinct for the dog, as he was only trying to fight the other dog.

On July 21 2012 19:28 FakeDeath wrote:


Depends on the situation.

OP situation is IN A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION.
Your situation is different.

REALLY DEPEND on the dog and human.A lot of conditions and variable involve.

So i will just say 50/50 for dog and human.