EPTHumans and dogs should never fight. That's just wrong
[Poll] Dog vs. Human - Page 33
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ReadySetFire
Kuwait545 Posts
Humans and dogs should never fight. That's just wrong | ||
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bjwithbraces
United States549 Posts
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sluggaslamoo
Australia4494 Posts
On July 21 2012 19:07 bjwithbraces wrote: One method I've seen in practice is you put one of your arms out so to say, and when the dog bites it you put the other behind it's neck and lift with the first fast and hard while pressing in and down with the free arm behind its neck. Should snap the dog's neck relatively quickly. Your arm will probably be shredded but should do the trick if all we're concerned about is survival. What if you put your arm out, and the dog just jumps up and bites your face. What do you do then?  Interesting tactic though. Although I'd like to see the average person use their arm as bait in a dog fight. | ||
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Cyber_Cheese
Australia3615 Posts
On July 21 2012 18:46 sOda~ wrote: dogs are rly stupid though so you can just mash dragon punch on wake up, theyll never catch on. Holy crap, I haven't laughed like that in ages. | ||
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sluggaslamoo
Australia4494 Posts
On July 21 2012 19:10 Cyber_Cheese wrote: I'm going to go with human, not to say that it leaves them in a good condition, but the human wins. Holy crap, I haven't laughed like that in ages. I thought this was pretty funny too. What if dogs have safe jump though, then ur screwed. | ||
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Promises
Netherlands1821 Posts
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Fleshcut
Germany592 Posts
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Vivax
22427 Posts
If you use the legs and lose balance, it's gg. If you apply pressure on the eyes, it will release and attack again. | ||
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sluggaslamoo
Australia4494 Posts
On July 21 2012 19:12 Promises wrote: It's (relatively) easy to gauge out the dog's eyes (since his attack is biting down on you) and their skulls are relatively easy to crack aswell. So the person should win unless he succumbs to the pain of having a dog hanging off its arm/leg too fast. Tbf I don't think poking its eyes would make any difference. It can probably smell and hear where you are, and you would need to wait until you've lost a chunk of meat before you can escape anyway, in which you might die from blood loss. Natural instinct is to yell too when you get attacked. On July 21 2012 19:15 Vivax wrote: I see no other solution except for letting it bite your weak arm and hammerfist its head with the strong arm in a way that it loses consciousness or orientation. If you use the legs and lose balance, it's gg. If you apply pressure on the eyes, it will release and attack again. Won't work, I've tried punching a dog on the head, doesn't do shit. It seems like the best way just from reading this thread is to choke it, but that takes some serious balls. And if you watched the vod I posted, the guy tries to grab the dogs neck and it just slips out of it. | ||
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Xapti
Canada2473 Posts
On July 21 2012 19:07 bjwithbraces wrote: Yeah that's what I was talking about. Probably not that easy to do though. I haven't heard of it being used though, who used it and in what situation?One method I've seen in practice is you put one of your arms out so to say, and when the dog bites it you put the other behind it's neck and lift with the first fast and hard while pressing in and down with the free arm behind its neck. Should snap the dog's neck relatively quickly. Your arm will probably be shredded but should do the trick if all we're concerned about is survival. On July 21 2012 19:08 sluggaslamoo wrote: Well a reasonable person should be protecting their neck area and hence have their arms ready to protect that (just like in human-human fights). If it bit your face that wouldn't be an issue since the face is not a critical component to live. If the dog had it's jaws locked on something other than the arm it allows for the human to attack it with both hands, such as strangling, punching, or just grappling (for knee hits or getting into a better position)What if you put your arm out, and the dog just jumps up and bites your face. What do you do then? On July 21 2012 19:15 sluggaslamoo wrote: Tbf I don't think poking its eyes would make any difference. It can probably smell and hear where you are, and you would need to wait until you've lost a chunk of meat before you can escape anyway, in which you might die from blood loss. Natural instinct is to yell too when you get attacked. . for Just hitting the eyes, it would be to hurt/scare/disable it a bit, obviously not outright win. But what I think could be done aside from that is lobotomize the brain from that point — I'm not sure how easy that would be to do. | ||
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sluggaslamoo
Australia4494 Posts
On July 21 2012 19:17 Xapti wrote: Yeah that's what I was talking about. Probably not that easy to do though. I haven't heard of it being used though, who used it and in what situation? Well a reasonable person should be protecting their neck area and hence have their arms ready to protect that (just like in human-human fights). If it bit your face that wouldn't be an issue since the face is not a critical component to live. If the dog had it's jaws locked on something other than the arm it allows for the human to attack it with both hands, such as strangling, punching, or just grappling (for knee hits or getting into a better position) I guess so. Might wanna read a few pages back. Knee hits don't do anything, it was a large enough force that it should have fractured the dogs rib cage and according to the vet safe to say it did, but it doesn't do shit. | ||
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vol_
Australia1608 Posts
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sluggaslamoo
Australia4494 Posts
On July 21 2012 19:20 vol_ wrote: I remember hearing somewhere the best way to kill a dog is to grab its two front legs and pull them apart? I was thinking if this was possible. To be honest though it would be almost impossible to grab its legs, and dislocating them would be a feat in itself. | ||
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Nekovivie
United Kingdom2599 Posts
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FullNatural
United States180 Posts
Luckily the bite was only a re direct and natural instinct for the dog, as he was only trying to fight the other dog. | ||
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Xapti
Canada2473 Posts
On July 21 2012 19:19 sluggaslamoo wrote: Might wanna read a few pages back. Knee hits don't do anything, it was a large enough force that it should have fractured the dogs rib cage and according to the vet safe to say it did, but it doesn't do shit. Well while one person said their knees didn't seem to work well, but another guy said "I for example have 3 Rottweilers and know the best way to fend off a large dog is to keep kicking up your knee (Aiming for its chest when its jumps on you)" Just because a dog can survive one or more hits doesn't mean they could withstand continual assault on the same area — it's the same way with humans. The best fighters have good resilience to getting knocked out or winded or getting their ribs broken, but it does still happen when enough hits are landed. Dogs are smaller animals and have weaker bones, so it's certainly viable, I'd say. | ||
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maartendq
Belgium3115 Posts
Can't you hit it square on the nose? The nose it a huge weak spot of pretty much every mammal, and commonly used to punish dogs or cats that show undesirable behaviour. | ||
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FakeDeath
Malaysia6060 Posts
On July 21 2012 19:24 FullNatural wrote: Anyone picking an average human male to win is eaither an idiot or has never worked with dogs. I use to work at a dog daycare and had to constantly break up dog fights. One was involving an average sized german shep. and a black lab. I used the proper methods to break up the fight, however there weren't enough bite gloves at the time and I had to go bare handed. The german shep re directed on my left forarm and clamped down. I blacked out for a few seconds. The german shep let go after he realized I was only breaking up the fight. I had 2 puncture holes in my arm. If I was alone and this dog was intent on killing me it would be GG. Im 6 feet 195 pounds 28 year old male and in average shape. Luckily the bite was only a re direct and natural instinct for the dog, as he was only trying to fight the other dog. Depends on the situation. OP situation is IN A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION. Your situation is different. REALLY DEPEND on the dog and human.A lot of conditions and variable involve. So i will just say 50/50 for dog and human. | ||
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FullNatural
United States180 Posts
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FullNatural
United States180 Posts
On July 21 2012 19:28 FakeDeath wrote: Depends on the situation. OP situation is IN A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION. Your situation is different. REALLY DEPEND on the dog and human.A lot of conditions and variable involve. So i will just say 50/50 for dog and human. This dog clamped down on my arm when I had the advantage and he was blind to me. He re directed on my arm before I could even tell what was happening. Imagine what would happen if the dog is being RELEASED on a human with intent to kill as OP states. I know we all like to pretend were MMA fighers. But OP says average male. The average mall is about 5'10 170 pounds and not in life or death fighting type condition. | ||
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