EPTDog rushes and jumps, man, twists, dodges moves slightly enough for the dog to fallto the ground, and from them on man lays on top and pounds.
[Poll] Dog vs. Human - Page 35
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Usagi
Spain1647 Posts
Dog rushes and jumps, man, twists, dodges moves slightly enough for the dog to fallto the ground, and from them on man lays on top and pounds. | ||
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Cel.erity
United States4890 Posts
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Jek
Denmark2771 Posts
Any person who know how to handle dogs and are empowered by adrenalin will not lose, unless attacked by surprise. | ||
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RobbieF
Australia28 Posts
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Jek
Denmark2771 Posts
On July 21 2012 20:20 Cel.erity wrote: No way an average guy would stand any chance. You keep talking about the dog clamping on your arm and not letting go or whatever, but that's not what the dog's going to do. That's what the dog does when he's trained to disable somebody. If he wants to kill somebody, he's going for the stomach or the throat, perhaps immediately after he rips off half of one of your arms. With a german shepherd this fight would not be close. If you offer it your arm, it will go for it. It's in it's nature to go for exposed areas. | ||
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PanzerPony
85 Posts
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Win_a_Fight_Against_Your_Dog Seriously though, my area has a lot of stray dogs, and I have specifically done research on how I can defend myself if attacked. People who train dogs seem to agree that an unarmed (even trained) human has 0 chance against a trained dog. This is because dogs are several times faster that a human, and a trained dog knows where to attack and will immediately throw the human off-balance. If the dog is untrained, it will usually instinctively grab the closest limb which it sees moving. So, if you wrap your arm in some thick fabric, and put it in front of you, the dog will bite on that, and hopefully you'll be able to get on top of the dog and crush it with your knees and elbows. A lot of ppl in this thread seem to be rether over-confident about their chances vs a dog. | ||
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Scaramanga
Australia8092 Posts
On July 21 2012 20:33 PanzerPony wrote: Here's what professionals think about it: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Win_a_Fight_Against_Your_Dog Seriously though, my area has a lot of stray dogs, and I have specifically done research on how I can defend myself if attacked. People who train dogs seem to agree that an unarmed (even trained) human has 0 chance against a trained dog. This is because dogs are several times faster that a human, and a trained dog knows where to attack and will immediately throw the human off-balance. If the dog is untrained, it will usually instinctively grab the closest limb which it sees moving. So, if you wrap your arm in some thick fabric, and put it in front of you, the dog will bite on that, and hopefully you'll be able to get on top of the dog and crush it with your knees and elbows. A lot of ppl in this thread seem to be rether over-confident about their chances vs a dog. I really doubt that all the training a dog could have would give it any chance vs a massive sweeping kick to the body. Dog has no chance. | ||
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Cel.erity
United States4890 Posts
On July 21 2012 20:29 Jek wrote: Offer it your arm and lift it from the ground. Any person who know how to handle dogs and are empowered by adrenalin will not lose, unless attacked by surprise. I thought this discussion was about a person who does not know how to handle dogs? | ||
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smokeyhoodoo
United States1021 Posts
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PanzerPony
85 Posts
On July 21 2012 20:36 Scaramanga wrote: I really doubt that all the training a dog could have would give it any chance vs a massive sweeping kick to the body. Dog has no chance. It won't receive any massive sweeping kicks to its body. Try to deliver a massive sweeping kick to a body of a human - is the guy just going to stand around waiting for your kick to land? | ||
Liquid`Drone
Norway28742 Posts
a german shepherd is very similar (granted, smaller) to this: personally, I happen to be both bigger, stronger and better at fighting than the average human, but I would not want to fight a bison. especially the technique of like, "kicking the dog until it dies" or whatever, that's not gonna work, a kick towards a charging dog is not gonna hurt it in a significant way. you will end up wrestling with it and the dog will inflict serious bite wounds. that being said I still think I'd win, and I think any person tough enough to deal with the pain of meat being torn from his flesh while smart enough to break the dog's legs (only reasonably scrawny part they have), would win. | ||
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WightyCity
Canada887 Posts
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Killmo
China82 Posts
Now for the part that is more relevant. I am 6' 4" and was 300 LBs at the time. I lost every single one of the fights. If he had at any point wanted to kill me I would have had less than a 1% chance of stopping him. I have taken some classes and I know how to fight properly. I am by no mean pro, but I am much bigger, stronger, and well versed in fighting than an average person. Even with all of these advantages I was never a match. | ||
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DannyJ
United States5110 Posts
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smokeyhoodoo
United States1021 Posts
On July 21 2012 20:47 PanzerPony wrote: It won't receive any massive sweeping kicks to its body. Try to deliver a massive sweeping kick to a body of a human - is the guy just going to stand around waiting for your kick to land? No, he's going to block with one of his four limbs. | ||
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sluggaslamoo
Australia4494 Posts
On July 21 2012 20:59 smokeyhoodoo wrote: No, he's going to block with one of his four limbs. You don't block a kick rofl, you parry it at most. | ||
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SoLaR[i.C]
United States2969 Posts
You are fooling yourself if you think otherwise. | ||
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derpinator
74 Posts
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smokeyhoodoo
United States1021 Posts
On July 21 2012 20:59 DannyJ wrote: People saying they'd just kick the dog I don't think understand how wolves / an insanely pissed off GS would attack you. It's not like they walk up like a boxer and size you up. They fucking charge and tackle you. You'd have to be one hell of an MMA expert to time a kick to meet this thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcdYzCsKVn8 That video isn't relevant, the dogs purpose is to incapacitate the human for apprehension. Without the cops present the human would easily win from the ground. But there's not really any timing involved, you simply need to place a limb in the way of your throat or groin and it simply can't kill you. | ||
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Holy_AT
Austria978 Posts
On July 21 2012 20:52 Killmo wrote: This is insane. Let me put this in perspective for some of you people who think you could win a fight against a dog. I used to have a bloodhound who weight a hair under one hundred pounds. He was the aggressive type when it came to food. He would never try to kill me, but he would chomp the hell out of me whenever I got too close to him while he was pissed off. He and I got in at least seven fights over his life. Now for the part that is more relevant. I am 6' 4" and was 300 LBs at the time. I lost every single one of the fights. If he had at any point wanted to kill me I would have had less than a 1% chance of stopping him. I have taken some classes and I know how to fight properly. I am by no mean pro, but I am much bigger, stronger, and well versed in fighting than an average person. Even with all of these advantages I was never a match. So you had a large dog that you could barely handle and who was fighting/attack you ? Gratulations... thats really an achievment ... I have had 5 or 6 dos in my life time 2 of them I dug personally into the ground in winter when the floor was frozen solid to give them a propper burrial when they died of old age, but you sir seem unfit to handle a dog and you are a danger to yourself and to your surrounding if this what you are writing here is true ! | ||
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