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On February 16 2013 23:03 Kaeru wrote:Show nested quote +On February 16 2013 22:08 Kickboxer wrote:
You come home oblivious after a bitch day of menial work and some guy is banging your fiance. Enraged, you charge at them but the guy knows MMA and stops you with a stiff jab, stunning you in the process. Flailing around like a deranged crane in a fit of obscene rage, you manage to somehow take him down but he gets you in a triangle choke, butt naked. His balls, still wet from your now ex-gf's juices, are slobbering all over your face and just before you lose consciousness he manages to squeeze in a faint fart. LOOOL! What the fuck. That's... Close the thread. Hahaha nothing tops that. Anyway, I'm gonna write my old story. How we meet:+ Show Spoiler +It was not my first relationship and I had a relationship that was 2 years long just before I meet her. I actually broke up with the other girl because I saw a picture of this girl on a Taekwondo online community and I thought she was soooo hot that I decided to break up with my girlfriend and go all-in to get this hot asian girl that practise martial arts...
So. I was a member at this online community and we exchanged a few words. After that I decided to go to her Taekwondo club (it was really close to my house, while my own club was far away). I trained, we talked, she was really shy, I asked her out, she said yes, we got together. We both loved art and drawing. We always did these really cute pictures for one and other. We trained Taekwondo at a quite high level in Sweden and trained 5 times a week together, went to competitions all over Sweden together. We almost never argued and even if we did it was never anything serious. We did a lot of romantic gestures, ate dinners, drank wine, sweet moments and all that.
I liked her so much and we spent so much time together. Both me and her are terrible liers, our eyes just reflect everything. I knew all her different ways of looking at me, smiling at me and talking to me. She couldn't hide anything from me and I couldn't hide anything from her.
The first year was just great! One day we were at her place and she was going to have a dinner with all her girl friends. They came over, about 7 girls and they asked me to stay. I said no it's more fun for my girlfriend if she can enjoy the boy-talk conversations without having to think about me being there - so I left.
Later that night she called me and asked what I was doing. I was at a bar with my friends from work, she sounded really drunk and I told her to take care of herself.
Two days later I meet her at town, we were going to a café... When she was like 10 meters away from me, I got the wierdest feeling in the world. It felt like I was walking towards a cliff and when I hugged her and gave her a kiss, it felt just like i was falling down the cliff. It was sooo scary and my pulse went up really high.
I looked at her and asked her how she was, she said she was ok and said my eyes were water filled. I said that I didn't know why, I was feeling really wierd and I asked her if we could just go home. During the trip home with buss I was DEAD silent. She tried to say something but I was in my own world thinking about the wierd feelings I had... She started to look more and more nervous, asked what was wrong (I didn't know myself, I never had the feeling before!).
I thought about EVERYTHING I could come up with... We went off the buss and my final decision came out of the blue... "You know that I love you, but we can't be together anymore." she just sat down and started to cry on the ground and I walked home...
I had NO idea what I had done or why... I just followed my instincts and heart. Later that night she called me and I meet her outside my apartment. She was crying and asked what the fuck was wrong with me... I told her that her eyes look dead to me. Then I asked if she had sex with someone else...
She punched me. This girl, one of the best girl fighters I've ever seen... It fucking hurt a lot. But I didn't care and I asked same question again. She answered NO! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THINK THAT...?! I had no answer, I just knew.
We broke up for a month but saw each other almost every day at Taekwondo trainings. After a month we started seeing each other again... We got back together and just left all that behind us.
One year later she called me while I was at work. Her voice was in total panic and she was crying "I need to talk to you." I already understood what it was about. When we meet she said "The last year we had so many competitions together, we have always supported each other and we are so close... I can't lie anymore. Last year when you asked me if I had sex with someone else - I had. It was after the girls dinner, some guys from our class came over, I was really drunk and ended up having sex with someone".
There were two tourists singing just next to us, I turned around and screamed at them "SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF.". They ran away and I turned to the girl and told her "You know I will forgive you, but it might take some time.".
I thought about it - why would she want to tell me now? I did some research, asked some people and it turned out that the guy had told her that unless she tells me - he would. He basically forced her to tell me. I got so angry, who the fuck does he think he is to force my girlfriend to do something she didn't want to do?
I took a day off from work, went to their class and kicked the living shit out of him in-front of his teacher and the entire class. No one called the police, I don't think he dared to... After that our relationship was really bad... We argued a lot. I loved her and she loved me but I didn't want her to touch me, same time I didn't want to be away from her. It kept going for a few months before she meet some guy... We both ended up hating each other but at the same time we couldn't be apart. We broke up and got together every other week... She didn't want me to meet someone else and I didn't want her to meet someone else. We simply didn't know how to solve things - mostly because we lived VERY close to each other and we trained (at that time) about 2 hours every day together.
She called me and asked if I was going to training, I said yes. She wanted to meet me after and I said ok. When I called her she said she had to change plans and were going to see her mom. In the background I heard a kid yell "Mom, there Grönalund" an amusement park in Stockholm.
I went there but figured that it was too late to go to an amusement park. Next to it there is a huge park / zoo. I bought a ticket and walked in... She was standing and holding hands with a friend of mine. I watched them for 2-3 minutes before they started to kiss, I went up and said "What a cute couple you two are.". They didn't know what to do. The girl said "We are just friends, you know I love you". My friend just said "I'm sorry..."
I told her that at least we don't need to play around anymore. It felt good. I walked away and they ended up together... It was really funny. Because he had trained Kung Fu for 10 years and had black belt in Taekwondo... One day she took him together with his friend to MY Taekwondo club.
My coach told me "Don't worry, I'll tell them they have to leave." I responded "No, it's fighting training today. Let me fight them both.". We fought with no protection and I ended up fucking them both up so hard...
After training it was only me and them left in the shower room. I took my stuff and told them "If I ever see you here again I'll fucking destroy you both." They didn't come back...
Few months later I had a big Taekwondo competition, the girl had already quit her Taekwondo training so she didn't have anything to do with these competitions. I woke up 05:00 to get to the car, we were driving up to northern Sweden - 10 hours drive. I come to the fucking car and she is sitting there... I said hi and knew that I had to focus on my competition, so I just ignored her.
At the hotel, it was 00:00 and we all had separate rooms. I walked out of my room, knocked on hers. She opened the door with a towel around her. I didn't say anything, just ripped the towel of her and threw her in the bed and we had sex... Just after her boyfriend (my old friend) called she answers the phone "Hi love, how are you."
I got up from the bed, took a soft drink, opened it and asked quite loudly "Babe, you want something to drink?". He started yelling cause I was in the same room as her, they broke up and me and her ended up together again... The first guy that she slept with had during these months been gathering pictures, messages and such on every time she and him had meet... During the first year nothing. During the second year when "me and her had come so close".
He sent pictures of him and her at his cabin with his parents.
Parties they were at with slutty angels and devils themes.
Lots of messages and pictures of things they've done in school...
My one month trip in Japan away from her...
I told her something that she didn't know. Her mom was working in a bar in asia long time ago and she got pregnant with her father. Her mom had told the father that "if you don't bring me to Sweden I will make an abortion.". He was against abortion so he took her to Sweden... I told her "I guess the apple falls close to the tree, you're just like your whore mother that (told the story)". I walked away and haven't talked to her for about 4-5 years now. She is still the most wonderful and strong hearted persons I've meet in my life. She's still one of the very few people in the world that I love and that I would do anything for... It's hard to describe her good sides, but she motivated me to no end to always pursue my dreams... Except for my family she is the only person that I've given my full trust to - bad idea, haha.
She grew up not being wanted by neither her father or her mother. They got her an apartment when she was 12 years old and told her to move and live alone because they didn't want her...
Im so sorry, but you guys deserve each other. You will be forever cheated. You think a girl that does that once wont do that again?
The guy forced her to tell the truth and u break his face? Congratz mate, you are the king of the idiots.
He made a good deed, by letting you know that she was not loyal and you go and use force and break his face.
But have fun having a girl that will cheat on you for the rest of ur life. I just feel sorry for all the inoccent people, that she will trick to get laid, and then get punched in the face by you. People like you.. is whats wrong in this world. Using strength ... hmpff
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Sure is a lot of resentment in this thread...
Anger, revenge, or anything negative ever helped me get past my breakup.
Get back out there and look for something that fits what you're looking for better. Sounds too simple for something that feels so complex.
I found out about my "betrayal" by witnessing an used condom in my ex's garbage bin.
Nothing
sadness
sorrow
ANGER
anger
anger....
And peace, at some point, when I set my mind to new things.
Never quite forgotten nor forgiven, but not given much tought. Uncommon glimpses is all.
Best of luck on getting back out there!
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On February 18 2013 04:48 SamsungStar wrote:Show nested quote +On February 18 2013 04:21 Xiphos wrote:On February 18 2013 03:38 lannisport wrote:
This is the most depressing thread on TL. I think that men are like dogs-- they're kind of stupid sometimes, very predictable but fiercely loyal. You know what to expect from them and you understand why they go about humping this or that because they do it for obvious clear cut reasons. Girls on the other hand are more like cats-- At times aloof, not very loyal and very unpredictable. It extends its belly because it wants to be rubbed but once you do it bites you. When you're alone with it, it shows great affection purring contently and kneading its head against your chest but as soon as somebody else walks in its best friends with him. And when you want to play with it it runs away but when you're fucking busy it shows up out of nowhere and starts rubbing against your legs and purring.
Maybe I'm a bit cynical but I truly believe that most girls (especially of the 25 and under variety) are like cats. The only real solution that I've found is trying to build a great life with girls being only a tiny part of the equation. Girls come and go and maybe a real special one will pop up two or three times in a lifetime. What I'm trying to say is, I think I want a dog. Well you have to realize that it up to you to be that awesome dude that she was attracted to in the first place. My advice to you is that if you run of 'awesome' juice in you, the best decision would to be the first one to initiate the breakup so your feelings won't eventually get hurt by her. /facepalm. Basically, you're agreeing that women still operate off of the instinctive notion of finding the best quality sperm at any given moment, and intellectual concepts like loyalty, love, dedication, perseverance etc are completely ignored. Marriage vows used to be considered sacred and there were serious social repercussions for ALL parties involved when divorcing. Nowadays, it is a joke, and an invitation for women to take half your shit and write a lawyer's paycheck for the year in the process. Just look at what some of the people in this thread have said. Micronesia posted a story about a woman who fucking ran off and left her family of 30+ years in the lurch on a moment's notice. And some brilliant genius had the balls to say that sounded like a romantic story. Could you imagine if it was the father running off with some hot little 22 year old? Would you consider that a romantic story? I wonder what women would have said about a man like that. Oh wait, I already know what they would say. It's what they always say when a man does something like this. "Pig, animal, beast, pervert, asshole, jerk," etc. Yet, when women do it, none of these things are said. They're liberated, empowered, they should have a choice in who they want to be with, etc. Why? Because women do these things for subtler reasons? Because they "fell out of love" with their old partner? The "excitement" was gone? Have you ever heard a man say I left my wife because she wasn't "exciting" anymore? I left my kids because I had to follow my heart? Any man who did something like that would be crucified at the stake by society and the legal system. This is my problem with feminism. It has nothing to do with equality anymore, and everything to do with just outright favoritism. In 21st century America, in the Millenial generation, women have a ridiculous advantage. I, for one, am moving to another country where the culture isn't quite as poisonous towards men.
You cannot draw a conclusion after Micronesia's story. What was the couple's situation after 30 years? Was the man cheating on her? We don't know. If the couple was in a bad shape and the woman was holding on because of the children but now they are adults and she found out her first love, someone that keeps her out of her depressing life, who are you to judge her? Even for the "sudden" part relatively to the neighbours...
My aunt's husband was cheating on her and they were constantly fighting. She got sick of it and wanted to divorce. He refused it. He also refused to leave his lover. Of course they did not tell their neighbours their situation, it is none of their business. So she moved away and got with someone else. The thing is now people see her as the slutty woman who left her husband to find a lover.
Thing is you cannot draw conclusion out of one story, especially if you don't have the details and when all those stories come from men. I don't say that leaving someone you are committed to because you love someone else is better than doing it to fuck a younger chick.
Idiotic notions like love and hope are exactly the reason modern society is decaying
[...] Love is a subjective term. It means different things to everyone. Therefore, it is not something you can claim society is built on, seeing as its an abstract term. Also, it's just complete horse shit. Humans banded together to form civilizations for the purposes of resource sharing, economies of scale, mutual protection, and division of labor. They did not do so for the sake of singing Kumbayah and making kissy face.
Hope suffers due to the same fundamental issues as love. Gambling is an activity based on hope. Affairs are based on hope. Armed robberies are based on hope. Mass genocide of the Jews was based on hope. EVERYTHING is based on hope, because hope in the way you're using it is merely expectation or motivation based on future benefit. In essence, a completely nonsensical form of valuation.
Sure now that marriage is not the parent's decision, the society is less stable. Doesn't mean we should go back there. I agree with you loyalty, stability and commitment are really important, but the problem is much more complex than that. We know what society was built on. The thing is society evolve to take humans as individuals into account. You can hate it but it would be more constructive to find the best compromises to have a functionning society and happy individuals.
Or, sometimes, they'll call you and tell you that when their current man fucked up and made reservations for a restaurant she didn't like or got her a present on V-Day that wasn't in her acceptable price range. Sometimes, booking a trip to Bali and not flying first class is reason enough.
[...]
I've long ago accepted that women are opportunistic, heartless sharks.
It is too bad you are turned on by those women. I can assure you a lot of them are not like that, even if having a decent situation is obviously important.
You have to think about yourself in the long term but you also have to believe a little bit in the other's integrity if you want to live your life happily.
Crying wrote: a high quality women,who is for instance a singer,star,celebrity
If this is your view of high quality women... I could say it is equally fucked up to say quality men are men with a "good car" and a good watch. It is obvious you want someone that is able to afford the expenses of life. One of the many qualities of your partner. Don't push it to the extreme
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My friend Kyle dated this girl named Chelsea whose parents were extremely religious (jewish) and strict. They were so controlling they actually didn't allow her to eat certain foods (like cherries for example....don't ask me why). That bad.
Due to this he rarely could find time to even be with her between school, work, and needing to find a time her parents weren't around, so the only chance he could see her was sundays (which is our bro night) after she got home for work, and only for about 3 hours. So he basically always went out of his way just to see her without her really putting any effort back. Kyle's generally one of the nicest guys I know.
About 6 months into their relationship she wasn't ready for sex when they began talking about getting even closer, and my friend perfectly respected that. (they were literally naked in bed together and she told him she wasn't ready, and he was like "that's fine.")
So then after a few more months she starts going all emo about their relationship that they "aren't close enough," and "don't spend enough time together (mind you, Kyle has to literally go out of his way just to see her and she has never put forth any effort to see him). During a testing phase he was exhausted, so he wanted to spend ONE night in the past 3 months with us instead of her so she then claims he "doesn't care for her" and "cares more for your friends [us]." The fuck? He even tried to explain this to her, but nope, logic can't be had with her.
He eventually got fed up with the drama and broke up with her in person. So then when she began posting dumb shit on facebook about her life and relationship. My friends, hating people like that with an extreme passion decided to fuck with her. Kyle didn't really care either way.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/o1cjTp7.jpg)
She got soooo pissed off at that single comment once she saw it, deleted it, deleted all of us as facebook friends (there was like....6? of us I think) soon after, then began angrily texting Kyle. When she gets really angry she stops using punctuation......and sentences begin just meshing together. She couldn't keep up with Kyle's smart ass replies so she ended up saying "Well...I guess I better fuck you." (meaning she couldn't think of anything after "i guess i better..." and just said "fuck you" to try to end the convo) Kyle replies with "I don't know how that could help now, but I'm free anytime."
So ended the most hilarious shit ever. We still joke about it. We're such horrible people sometimes.
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So nothing happened between her and kyle? The statement is true then since she hasn't had sex yet, right? Don't get me wrong, those type of girls who play the "OMG, you care more about your friends than me" card because they spend one night with the guys is probably one of the worst characteristics a girl can have. Edit: I've seen a handful of guys lose all their friends due to this and then when the relationship turns sour they are left with no social circle anymore. It is really quite fucked up for women to pull those type of stunts when a guy really likes them but it is also the guys fault for playing along and ignoring his friends. Glad to see your friend took a stand because lots of guys usually cave in and just go to their girlfriends. Thus only creating bitterness for the friends after months of this occurring.
If they actually had sex then the comment would have been quite funny and worth it but it sounds like if they actually just laid there naked.... No harm done, she is still keeping true to the abstinence.
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On February 19 2013 10:43 Shelke14 wrote:
So nothing happened between her and kyle? The statement is true then since she hasn't had sex yet, right? Don't get me wrong, those type of girls who play the "OMG, you care more about your friends than me" card because they spend one night with the guys is probably one of the worst characteristics a girl can have. Edit: I've seen a handful of guys lose all their friends due to this and then when the relationship turns sour they are left with no social circle anymore. It is really quite fucked up for women to pull those type of stunts when a guy really likes them but it is also the guys fault for playing along and ignoring his friends. Glad to see your friend took a stand because lots of guys usually cave in and just go to their girlfriends. Thus only creating bitterness for the friends after months of this occurring.
If they actually had sex then the comment would have been quite funny and worth it but it sounds like if they actually just laid there naked.... No harm done, she is still keeping true to the abstinence.
You can be intimate without having sex.
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Most of you guys should know to not let the girl gets into your head which I see MANY of you guys get. The moment she start messing up with your psyche is the moment you become a loser. See Mel Gibson's case, his newly acquainted lover have begin treating him badly and he screamed at her with sentences like "You are nothing without me. If you didn't have me, you would be nowhere so I need you to blow me every day." but the women just couldn't take him serious because she know that she broke him down.
The logical step to take after a certain situation with the woman is to keep calm and go out to find a new special someone. She asks you "Hey why are you always busy these day?", you respond with "Oh I was hanging out with some new people that I met.". If she tries to delve deeper into it, you respond with a question such as "Why are you so paranoid?". By the end of the conversation you can either get her to change or if she isn't changing, you already have someone up your sleeve already.
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SamsungStar, no offense but your prejudices towards the opposite sex permeate almost all of your posts.
No, what you call "female sexual empowerment" is not about women having a "free license to act without morals or conscience", it's about women being free to do what they want with their bodies without society condemning them for it on the basis of them being women and not men. It's about getting rid of slut-shaming. There is nothing morally wrong about having frequently different sexual partners as long as you're engaging in consensual sex and not taking advantage of the other person, and there should be no difference made between men and women on this matter. Nobody is saying that what is considered to be morally wrong for men (lying/deceiving for sex, abusing a position of power for sex, etc.) shouldn't be morally wrong for women. The point is that what isn't considered morally wrong for men shouldn't be considered morally wrong for women just because they're women.
You wrote "all I ever hear women say about decent men is "yeah... he's nice, but he's kind of boring :\." Then they go right back out to find a bad boy". This is such a ridiculous, caricatural statement that I genuinely wonder if you believe it yourself. If you do, my advice to you is to meet more women, or at least meet women from outside the little bubble you live in. No, women won't say about nice men that they're boring... unless they're boring - people of both sexes can be boring, and even then, it is an eminently subjective judgment. There's nothing about being nice that implies being boring. You can, however, be boring by never challenging/surprising/entertaining the person you're with. And even then, again, some people won't necessarily find you boring. If you actually think that women will "go [...] find a bad boy" because "nice guys are boring", you don't know women, and you probably don't know men either. Women go for guys that they don't find boring, just like men go for women that they don't find boring.
When you write, "this is no more than a feeble counterpunch to the massive amounts of man-hating women engage in at every level of discourse in society", my reply to you is that the only reason you think women are engaged in "massive amounts of man-hating" is that your sexist beliefs are making you both falsely interpret the denunciation of the patriarchal components of our society as "man-hating", and erroneously project over the entirety of the female population the actual sexism that can be found in a small portion of the said population - and their sexism is only a reflection of your own sexist beliefs, which are certainly not held by a smaller portion of the male population.
Finally, you write "What I will say, as a caveat, is that I have only ever had relationships with attractive, fit women. I'm sorry, but I've just never been able to get myself to date a less attractive woman. [...] So, I am probably just bitching about a specific subset of the female population when there are other, more decent, women out there. But they're probably not as hot". I'll repeat that yes, you're bitching about a specific subset of the female population (and even then, I'm not sure you actually understand that subset of the female population, and you're certainly lumping together different subsets of the female population that have nothing to do with each other), but you're just flat-out wrong when you declare that somehow the rest of the female population (which is, let us be clear, not a smaller part than the equivalent rest of the male population) - "decent women" - are "probably not as hot". That comment, however light-hearted it may be, very clearly denotes how ignorant you are of women - and, basically, of society (apparently beyond your circle of acquaintances). No, decent and intelligent women are not "less hot".
TL;DR: a sexist user is unhappy about the denunciation of patriarchal structures and lets his biases completely distort his view of women, men, and the relations between women and men.
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On February 19 2013 11:52 kwizach wrote:
SamsungStar, no offense but your prejudices towards the opposite sex permeate almost all of your posts.
No, what you call "female sexual empowerment" is not about women having a "free license to act without morals or conscience", it's about women being free to do what they want with their bodies without society condemning them for it on the basis of them being women and not men. It's about getting rid of slut-shaming. There is nothing morally wrong about having frequently different sexual partners as long as you're engaging in consensual sex and not taking advantage of the other person, and there should be no difference made between men and women on this matter. Nobody is saying that what is considered to be morally wrong for men (lying/deceiving for sex, abusing a position of power for sex, etc.) shouldn't be morally wrong for women. The point is that what isn't considered morally wrong for men shouldn't be considered morally wrong for women just because they're women.
You wrote "all I ever hear women say about decent men is "yeah... he's nice, but he's kind of boring :\." Then they go right back out to find a bad boy". This is such a ridiculous, caricatural statement that I genuinely wonder if you believe it yourself. If you do, my advice to you is to meet more women, or at least meet women from outside the little bubble you live in. No, women won't say about nice men that they're boring... unless they're boring - people of both sexes can be boring, and even then, it is an eminently subjective judgment. There's nothing about being nice that implies being boring. You can, however, be boring by never challenging/surprising/entertaining the person you're with. And even then, again, some people won't necessarily find you boring. If you actually think that women will "go [...] find a bad boy" because "nice guys are boring", you don't know women, and you probably don't know men either. Women go for guys that they don't find boring, just like men go for women that they don't find boring.
When you write, "this is no more than a feeble counterpunch to the massive amounts of man-hating women engage in at every level of discourse in society", my reply to you is that the only reason you think women are engaged in "massive amounts of man-hating" is that your sexist beliefs are making you both falsely interpret the denunciation of the patriarchal components of our society as "man-hating", and erroneously project over the entirety of the female population the actual sexism that can be found in a small portion of the said population - and their sexism is only a reflection of your own sexist beliefs, which are certainly not held by a smaller portion of the male population.
Finally, you write "What I will say, as a caveat, is that I have only ever had relationships with attractive, fit women. I'm sorry, but I've just never been able to get myself to date a less attractive woman. [...] So, I am probably just bitching about a specific subset of the female population when there are other, more decent, women out there. But they're probably not as hot". I'll repeat that yes, you're bitching about a specific subset of the female population (and even then, I'm not sure you actually understand that subset of the female population, and you're certainly lumping together different subsets of the female population that have nothing to do with each other), but you're just flat-out wrong when you declare that somehow the rest of the female population (which is, let us be clear, not a smaller part than the equivalent rest of the male population) - "decent women" - are "probably not as hot". That comment, however light-hearted it may be, very clearly denotes how ignorant you are of women - and, basically, of society (apparently beyond your circle of acquaintances). No, decent and intelligent women are not "less hot".
TL;DR: a sexist user is unhappy about the denunciation of patriarchal structures and lets his biases completely distort his view of women, men, and the relations between women and men.
Did someone just post a feminist deconstruction of a Teamliquid user?
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Oh no she did ent ^
I feel very empathetic right now. Some of these experiences are, well horrifying. It seems we're out of options boys. Time to wave the white flag.
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lol take it to pms.. we dont want you to start shit in this thread
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I sent IdrA a message about candlelight dinners and long walks on the beach together. He told me to fuck off. 
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On February 17 2013 00:13 HoLe wrote:
When I dumped my ex, I just ate a ton of sushi, called her up on the phone and started dropping bombs. Fuck it, it's about me right? You gotta look out for #1. Obviously if you care enough about the girl you won't do this. But if it's just another notch on the belt, let's not kid ourselves.
I called her up and told her the truth: that she's a crazy moody nymphomaniac that lost her virginity waaaay too late, that she doesn't smoke pot and that's no bueno, that she should be more humble about her piano skills because playing one Yann Tierson song isn't so great, that she can't hold her drink, that I can't just go upstairs and fuck her with all my friends over, that I'm banging another girl also, that I'm in love with that other girl and shit's getting pretty serious, that I'm sorry I didn't comfort her when she moved into university residence 3 hours away and hated it because maybe you should think harder about what you decide to do instead of being a robot (and also a phat pussay imo), smoke weed and play starcraft, bitch, get on my level.
ADDED: gf 2.0 brings me baked treats in bed and has a bigger rack & ass too. Also way funnier.
Dude, you're kind of an asshole.
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On February 16 2013 22:08 Kickboxer wrote:
You come home oblivious after a bitch day of menial work and some guy is banging your fiance. Enraged, you charge at them but the guy knows MMA and stops you with a stiff jab, stunning you in the process. Flailing around like a deranged crane in a fit of obscene rage, you manage to somehow take him down but he gets you in a triangle choke, butt naked. His balls, still wet from your now ex-gf's juices, are slobbering all over your face and just before you lose consciousness he manages to squeeze in a faint fart.
I got an amazing visual from this. Classic.
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On February 19 2013 10:32 BlackPaladin wrote:My friend Kyle dated this girl named Chelsea whose parents were extremely religious (jewish) and strict. They were so controlling they actually didn't allow her to eat certain foods (like cherries for example....don't ask me why). That bad. Due to this he rarely could find time to even be with her between school, work, and needing to find a time her parents weren't around, so the only chance he could see her was sundays (which is our bro night) after she got home for work, and only for about 3 hours. So he basically always went out of his way just to see her without her really putting any effort back. Kyle's generally one of the nicest guys I know. About 6 months into their relationship she wasn't ready for sex when they began talking about getting even closer, and my friend perfectly respected that. (they were literally naked in bed together and she told him she wasn't ready, and he was like "that's fine.") So then after a few more months she starts going all emo about their relationship that they "aren't close enough," and "don't spend enough time together (mind you, Kyle has to literally go out of his way just to see her and she has never put forth any effort to see him). During a testing phase he was exhausted, so he wanted to spend ONE night in the past 3 months with us instead of her so she then claims he "doesn't care for her" and "cares more for your friends [us]." The fuck? He even tried to explain this to her, but nope, logic can't be had with her. He eventually got fed up with the drama and broke up with her in person. So then when she began posting dumb shit on facebook about her life and relationship. My friends, hating people like that with an extreme passion decided to fuck with her. Kyle didn't really care either way. She got soooo pissed off at that single comment once she saw it, deleted it, deleted all of us as facebook friends (there was like....6? of us I think) soon after, then began angrily texting Kyle. When she gets really angry she stops using punctuation......and sentences begin just meshing together. She couldn't keep up with Kyle's smart ass replies so she ended up saying "Well...I guess I better fuck you." (meaning she couldn't think of anything after "i guess i better..." and just said "fuck you" to try to end the convo) Kyle replies with "I don't know how that could help now, but I'm free anytime." So ended the most hilarious shit ever. We still joke about it. We're such horrible people sometimes.
Sounded like someone with a severe psychological hang up (called ignorance of other people) if she didn't recognize the lengths Kyle was going for her. You guys ain't that horrible.
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I've enjoyed these stories. Mine probably doesn't sound as insane as some of these. I'll tell you right now I am so stupid, but maybe someone will learn something from me, and since it's anonymous, here goes.
I was young and naive. At 21 I had a friend who told me to come with him to hang out with some girls. Basically he was just friends with one of the 4 girls that lived in this apartment (2 were sisters). So I went. It wasn't a crazy party or anything. They cooked dinner for us, we played Scene it or other board games and what not. It was fun. We kept going to hang out with them. Eventually we could tell that one of the girls liked me, and the other girl liked him. I asked the girl out that liked me because, why not? We made out and watched movies and stuff for a couple of months. I never really liked her, but I really started to like another roommate. Well being dumb I dumped the first girl I was dating and asked out the second girl (the one that liked my friend). Well that was a dumb idea. It was an insane amount of drama. For some stupid reason I really liked her. By this time a year had gone by. Well she was just stringing me along because I had a good job and she wanted me to buy her stuff and she worked like 25 hours a week for minimum wage at Target and had no life. Eventually I bought a $4,000 ring and proposed to her (like I said, for a 22 year old with no college experience, especially living with his parents rent free - I had a pretty good job). She said yes (we kept it a secret) and she pretty much immediately moved to live with her sister and brother in law in Idaho because she wanted to find a better job or something. Yep, she took the ring. She started calling me less and less, I knew something was up. She started hanging out with weird people (I guess, this is just what she told me). Basically she got a new group of weird friends, and they would sleep over and do who knows what. All I knew was what she told me and it was weird stuff. She denied cheating but would sleep in bed with other guys in her group of friends. This went on and on and it was just weird stuff. I had no idea what was going through her head. I can't tell you what it's like not knowing what's true and what's not. It could've all been trolling for all I know. She could've been sleep with a different guy every night. I have no idea to this day and probably don't want to know. She was weird. For some reason I was so smitten with this girl that I put up with it for a few weeks and finally broke up with her and told her to send the ring back. To spare you all the drama, I had to tell her sister and brother in law about the "engagement" and they made her send the ring back. I was able to get my money back and used it to pay for college. I still trust girls, but I don't think I'll ever be able to feel so connected as I did to her. She was kind of my "first love" so to speak and I was just a big moron. She hated me for telling her sister and brother in law about the engagement as it was extremely embarrassing for her. I'm not sure what she expected to happen. She kept saying I "gave" her that ring. lol. Then later she took a trip out to Oregon where I live. I was on my way to Utah and she needed a ride back to Idaho. I for some reason was stupid and drove hours out of my way to pick her up in another city and drop her off and ended up in the middle of Idaho, 6 hours away from my destination at 1am. I not only had to pay for the gas to go out of the way, but also a hotel for the night because I wasn't invited to stay at her sister's because of whatever lies she had told them about me.
My very next breakup was equally messed up. Since my first story was so long I'll make it short. I'd been trying to break up with her for a while, but she kept coming back somehow. Well, not somehow, she used her feminine whiles and me being weak always gave in. She was insansely hot, half puerto rican, body of a goddess. She played basketball but was valuptious in all the right places. She was studying to become a nurse and was actually a nice girl a lot of times, just had a psycho side (like every girl I've ever dated) and I kept thinking it would never end up well by staying with her. I could never decide if the psycho side was just how girls are, or if I shouldn't put up with it. Somehow we went out for over a year. If I found another girl I was interested in, she'd somehow find out and sabatoge it by going all psycho. Eventually I moved to another state to get away from her because I just hated the situation. Originally it was "just for the summer", but when she found out I wasn't coming back after about a month, she told me she was pregnant and she was keeping it. I didn't know what to do. Wow, it was a mess. By this time I had met another girl and we were really starting to like each other. Mayhem ensued. She said she got an abortion, but who knows if she was even telling the truth in the first place. So many details I better leave out, but eventually it turns out she has found another guy anyway and it all worked out. I was SOOOOOOO glad that was over.
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ah god i got some really great (horrible) stuff to type up.. not but when my current girlfriend is sitting right next to me lol.. TONIGHT perhaps.. I need to read through this whole thread.. there are gonna be some gems.
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dated a girl for 6 months when I was 18, depressed, and a virgin. I only dated this girl cause I was DESPERATE to get laid for once. It was my first real relationship and after a week, we fucked. I got attached unfortunately, I say unfortunately cause this girl was a gigantic cunt. self-centered, obnoxious, irritating, abusive, the works. she used to hit me and call me all sorts of names like 'fag' and 'queer.' after a few months, I was working and going to school full time, she was in school but flunking out, and we rarely saw each other. thing is, she would drive a half hour every night to hang out with my 'best friend' who introduced us. I didn't think twice about it, cause he introduced us, but I had some suspicions after a short while. after we had been dating for half a year, I went on her blog and saw this long-winded post about how she had been fucking him, and was in love with him and not me, but didn't want to tell me. needless to say, I flew into a rage. my dad had to keep me from driving to this kids house with a bat and fucking shit up. from then on, she would harass me with texts almost everyday about how i was less of a man than him and a total faggot. thing is, she owed me money. like 300 dollars, since I paid for her car to get repaired. i saved all the harassing texts and told her that I had documentation of how much she owed me, how she had been harassing me, and I was prepared to go to court. 6 months later, she paid me in full and I never talked to the bitch again. I learned a LOT from that relationship. don't let your dick control your brain for example...
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On February 19 2013 10:43 Shelke14 wrote:
So nothing happened between her and kyle? The statement is true then since she hasn't had sex yet, right? Don't get me wrong, those type of girls who play the "OMG, you care more about your friends than me" card because they spend one night with the guys is probably one of the worst characteristics a girl can have. Edit: I've seen a handful of guys lose all their friends due to this and then when the relationship turns sour they are left with no social circle anymore. It is really quite fucked up for women to pull those type of stunts when a guy really likes them but it is also the guys fault for playing along and ignoring his friends. Glad to see your friend took a stand because lots of guys usually cave in and just go to their girlfriends. Thus only creating bitterness for the friends after months of this occurring.
If they actually had sex then the comment would have been quite funny and worth it but it sounds like if they actually just laid there naked.... No harm done, she is still keeping true to the abstinence.
I broke up with my girlfriends cuse of this 1 week ago..Always playing the, your friends are always first then me card. lol. Shes the only girl i like, but fuck it. So many fish in the sea, i wanna triez newz girlz
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