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Now that Burn-a-hole-in-your-pocket-for-your-partner-Day! Valentine's Day is over, maybe we can talk about the other side of love, the dark, unpleasant, and painful part. The part where love ends, at least for one party. The break up!
What the worst kind of bad breakup that you have experienced or known or witnessed?
Yesterday, I was having a post-Valentines date with a very good friend (bought her chocolates at 50% off!). We were having a pleasant night (not romantic, but the kind where you both have known each other for more than 10 years, so...) when we observed a couple across the table. It was an outdoor restaurant so it was a bit noisy with people having a free reign on the volumes of their voices. Suddenly, there was a loud but crying. From the dude. We tried not to watch but it was difficult not to. She was just cold and firm, nodding her head, and he was crying, holding her hands (which she obviously didn't seem to like), and he was begging, saying something like "we've been together for 7 years". It went like this for maybe an hour. Finally, and this was the worst thing, he begged on his knees. She hurriedly stood up and just left. Damn what a heartbreaker than situation was. Awkward silence in the restaurant until he left.
Maybe they should have done it somewhere more private? Also it seems that he didn't know about it. Breakup etiquettes should be taught somewhere in college.
Share your experience.
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Worst was what happened to my ex-gf. I've always wanted to kind of find her and apologize.
It wasn't a very serious relationship, but it had lasted two years or so. Towards the end though it was long-distance. My now wife, heh, picked up one of her phone calls and told her we that my then gf and I were done because we were going to start dating soon. 8 years later and we're married now, but still I think that's the worst way to be broken up with. We were young ;x
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what you witnessed was just foreplay.
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This is actually tame compared to what a friend did.
She was in a long distance relationship for 5 years with a French guy. On their fifth year, he told her he would fly in to the US and leave work for a month to be with her. But weeks before, she had been telling me and her close friends she wanted out, that there is no more excitement. We told her to tell him immediately, but she couldn't.
Next thing we know, the guy was here, a day before their anniversary. He came with an engagement ring and tickets for them to travel together and all for a month. Only to be dumped. My heart bled for the guy. But such is life. Love is never fair.
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You come home oblivious after a bitch day of menial work and some guy is banging your fiance. Enraged, you charge at them but the guy knows MMA and stops you with a stiff jab, stunning you in the process. Flailing around like a deranged crane in a fit of obscene rage, you manage to somehow take him down but he gets you in a triangle choke, butt naked. His balls, still wet from your now ex-gf's juices, are slobbering all over your face and just before you lose consciousness he manages to squeeze in a faint fart.
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On February 16 2013 22:08 Kickboxer wrote:
You come home oblivious after a bitch day of menial work and some guy is banging your fiance. Enraged, you charge at them but the guy knows MMA and stops you with a stiff jab, stunning you in the process. Flailing around like a deranged crane in a fit of obscene rage, you manage to somehow take him down but he gets you in a triangle choke, butt naked. His balls, still wet from your now ex-gf's juices, are slobbering all over your face and just before you lose consciousness he manages to squeeze in a faint fart.
 Come on...
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You should always break up with style.
This is my real life strategy, did it maybe 5 times.
Meet her at an expensive restaurant, somewhere that she won't be at normally, so less memories.
Appear somber the whole time. Have something to eat, talk pleasantly, but not happily.
Pay the bill. Give her a farewell gift. Bid her farewell, and leave.
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On February 16 2013 22:08 Kickboxer wrote:
You come home oblivious after a bitch day of menial work and some guy is banging your fiance. Enraged, you charge at them but the guy knows MMA and stops you with a stiff jab, stunning you in the process. Flailing around like a deranged crane in a fit of obscene rage, you manage to somehow take him down but he gets you in a triangle choke, butt naked. His balls, still wet from your now ex-gf's juices, are slobbering all over your face and just before you lose consciousness he manages to squeeze in a faint fart.
what the hell, i laughed for real
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On February 16 2013 22:08 Kickboxer wrote:
You come home oblivious after a bitch day of menial work and some guy is banging your fiance. Enraged, you charge at them but the guy knows MMA and stops you with a stiff jab, stunning you in the process. Flailing around like a deranged crane in a fit of obscene rage, you manage to somehow take him down but he gets you in a triangle choke, butt naked. His balls, still wet from your now ex-gf's juices, are slobbering all over your face and just before you lose consciousness he manages to squeeze in a faint fart.
Love it!
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Well, from what I experienced, my ex gf texted me that it was over. I asked her why, she just said that I'll know soon enough. Next day her friends posted a picture on facebook with her ex and they were saying things like "omg finally", "perfect couple" etc etc. The worst part is her ex is, by all accounts, gay. Needless to say, my self-esteem and manhood is at an all time low after that
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On February 16 2013 22:08 Kickboxer wrote:
You come home oblivious after a bitch day of menial work and some guy is banging your fiance. Enraged, you charge at them but the guy knows MMA and stops you with a stiff jab, stunning you in the process. Flailing around like a deranged crane in a fit of obscene rage, you manage to somehow take him down but he gets you in a triangle choke, butt naked. His balls, still wet from your now ex-gf's juices, are slobbering all over your face and just before you lose consciousness he manages to squeeze in a faint fart.
Damn...
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On February 16 2013 22:08 Kickboxer wrote:
You come home oblivious after a bitch day of menial work and some guy is banging your fiance. Enraged, you charge at them but the guy knows MMA and stops you with a stiff jab, stunning you in the process. Flailing around like a deranged crane in a fit of obscene rage, you manage to somehow take him down but he gets you in a triangle choke, butt naked. His balls, still wet from your now ex-gf's juices, are slobbering all over your face and just before you lose consciousness he manages to squeeze in a faint fart.
I lold.
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On February 16 2013 22:12 Le Cheque Zo wrote:
You should always break up with style.
This is my real life strategy, did it maybe 5 times.
Meet her at an expensive restaurant, somewhere that she won't be at normally, so less memories.
Appear somber the whole time. Have something to eat, talk pleasantly, but not happily.
Pay the bill. Give her a farewell gift. Bid her farewell, and leave.
Pretty classy. Il keep this in my back pocket.
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On February 16 2013 22:08 Kickboxer wrote:
You come home oblivious after a bitch day of menial work and some guy is banging your fiance. Enraged, you charge at them but the guy knows MMA and stops you with a stiff jab, stunning you in the process. Flailing around like a deranged crane in a fit of obscene rage, you manage to somehow take him down but he gets you in a triangle choke, butt naked. His balls, still wet from your now ex-gf's juices, are slobbering all over your face and just before you lose consciousness he manages to squeeze in a faint fart.
That is golden. I dont even care if u made that up
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On February 16 2013 22:08 Kickboxer wrote:
You come home oblivious after a bitch day of menial work and some guy is banging your fiance. Enraged, you charge at them but the guy knows MMA and stops you with a stiff jab, stunning you in the process. Flailing around like a deranged crane in a fit of obscene rage, you manage to somehow take him down but he gets you in a triangle choke, butt naked. His balls, still wet from your now ex-gf's juices, are slobbering all over your face and just before you lose consciousness he manages to squeeze in a faint fart.
dude i'm sleeping next to my gf and im silently laughing rocking the bed as i can't control myself. the tears lol
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On February 16 2013 22:08 Kickboxer wrote:
You come home oblivious after a bitch day of menial work and some guy is banging your fiance. Enraged, you charge at them but the guy knows MMA and stops you with a stiff jab, stunning you in the process. Flailing around like a deranged crane in a fit of obscene rage, you manage to somehow take him down but he gets you in a triangle choke, butt naked. His balls, still wet from your now ex-gf's juices, are slobbering all over your face and just before you lose consciousness he manages to squeeze in a faint fart.
oh dear god...
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On February 16 2013 22:08 Kickboxer wrote:
You come home oblivious after a bitch day of menial work and some guy is banging your fiance. Enraged, you charge at them but the guy knows MMA and stops you with a stiff jab, stunning you in the process. Flailing around like a deranged crane in a fit of obscene rage, you manage to somehow take him down but he gets you in a triangle choke, butt naked. His balls, still wet from your now ex-gf's juices, are slobbering all over your face and just before you lose consciousness he manages to squeeze in a faint fart.
we have a winner, no we can close the thread.
Hillarious sh!t
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On February 16 2013 22:08 Kickboxer wrote:
You come home oblivious after a bitch day of menial work and some guy is banging your fiance. Enraged, you charge at them but the guy knows MMA and stops you with a stiff jab, stunning you in the process. Flailing around like a deranged crane in a fit of obscene rage, you manage to somehow take him down but he gets you in a triangle choke, butt naked. His balls, still wet from your now ex-gf's juices, are slobbering all over your face and just before you lose consciousness he manages to squeeze in a faint fart.
dang son......XD
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ok i've got to leave the room before i wake her lol.
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