EPTI mean, we were only kids back then (I 16, she 15) butI m still ashamed of the way I did that.
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Aphasie
Norway474 Posts
I mean, we were only kids back then (I 16, she 15) butI m still ashamed of the way I did that. | ||
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RetroAspect
Belgium219 Posts
On February 16 2013 22:08 Kickboxer wrote: You come home oblivious after a bitch day of menial work and some guy is banging your fiance. Enraged, you charge at them but the guy knows MMA and stops you with a stiff jab, stunning you in the process. Flailing around like a deranged crane in a fit of obscene rage, you manage to somehow take him down but he gets you in a triangle choke, butt naked. His balls, still wet from your now ex-gf's juices, are slobbering all over your face and just before you lose consciousness he manages to squeeze in a faint fart. Wahahahaahahahaha!! Thanks man long time since i laughed that hard :D | ||
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Kaeru
Sweden552 Posts
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Xiphias
Norway2223 Posts
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enemy2010
Germany1972 Posts
On February 16 2013 22:08 Kickboxer wrote: You come home oblivious after a bitch day of menial work and some guy is banging your fiance. Enraged, you charge at them but the guy knows MMA and stops you with a stiff jab, stunning you in the process. Flailing around like a deranged crane in a fit of obscene rage, you manage to somehow take him down but he gets you in a triangle choke, butt naked. His balls, still wet from your now ex-gf's juices, are slobbering all over your face and just before you lose consciousness he manages to squeeze in a faint fart. Best thing is that comment combined with your nickname.... | ||
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PassiveAce
United States18076 Posts
On February 16 2013 23:10 Xiphias wrote: I knew I guy that had a girlfriend before he was going away to a different place for 2 years (mormon missionary...) She was all like "I'll wait for you and not be with any other guy for 2 years!" She kept sending him e-mails and letters and then, after about 6 months it all stopped. He was getting suspicious and loosing hope. 1 year later he finally got a letter from the girl. Not only had she started dating another guy. She had married another guy and then they had also got a divorce because all she could think about was the guy who was away... He did not even know how to start interpreting what had occurred... lol what the fuuuuuuck ahaha | ||
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Sephyr
Australia665 Posts
On February 16 2013 23:03 Kaeru wrote: LOOOL! What the fuck. That's... Close the thread. Hahaha nothing tops that. Anyway, I'm gonna write my old story. How we meet: + Show Spoiler + It was not my first relationship and I had a relationship that was 2 years long just before I meet her. I actually broke up with the other girl because I saw a picture of this girl on a Taekwondo online community and I thought she was soooo hot that I decided to break up with my girlfriend and go all-in to get this hot asian girl that practise martial arts... So. I was a member at this online community and we exchanged a few words. After that I decided to go to her Taekwondo club (it was really close to my house, while my own club was far away). I trained, we talked, she was really shy, I asked her out, she said yes, we got together. Our relationship: + Show Spoiler + We both loved art and drawing. We always did these really cute pictures for one and other. We trained Taekwondo at a quite high level in Sweden and trained 5 times a week together, went to competitions all over Sweden together. We almost never argued and even if we did it was never anything serious. We did a lot of romantic gestures, ate dinners, drank wine, sweet moments and all that. I liked her so much and we spent so much time together. Both me and her are terrible liers, our eyes just reflect everything. I knew all her different ways of looking at me, smiling at me and talking to me. She couldn't hide anything from me and I couldn't hide anything from her. The first year was just great! The problem starts: + Show Spoiler + One day we were at her place and she was going to have a dinner with all her girl friends. They came over, about 7 girls and they asked me to stay. I said no it's more fun for my girlfriend if she can enjoy the boy-talk conversations without having to think about me being there - so I left. Later that night she called me and asked what I was doing. I was at a bar with my friends from work, she sounded really drunk and I told her to take care of herself. Two days later I meet her at town, we were going to a café... When she was like 10 meters away from me, I got the wierdest feeling in the world. It felt like I was walking towards a cliff and when I hugged her and gave her a kiss, it felt just like i was falling down the cliff. It was sooo scary and my pulse went up really high. I looked at her and asked her how she was, she said she was ok and said my eyes were water filled. I said that I didn't know why, I was feeling really wierd and I asked her if we could just go home. During the trip home with buss I was DEAD silent. She tried to say something but I was in my own world thinking about the wierd feelings I had... She started to look more and more nervous, asked what was wrong (I didn't know myself, I never had the feeling before!). I thought about EVERYTHING I could come up with... We went off the buss and my final decision came out of the blue... "You know that I love you, but we can't be together anymore." she just sat down and started to cry on the ground and I walked home... I had NO idea what I had done or why... I just followed my instincts and heart. Later that night she called me and I meet her outside my apartment. She was crying and asked what the fuck was wrong with me... I told her that her eyes look dead to me. Then I asked if she had sex with someone else... She punched me. This girl, one of the best girl fighters I've ever seen... It fucking hurt a lot. But I didn't care and I asked same question again. She answered NO! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THINK THAT...?! I had no answer, I just knew. We broke up for a month but saw each other almost every day at Taekwondo trainings. After a month we started seeing each other again... We got back together and just left all that behind us. One year later she called me while I was at work. Her voice was in total panic and she was crying "I need to talk to you." I already understood what it was about. When we meet she said "The last year we had so many competitions together, we have always supported each other and we are so close... I can't lie anymore. Last year when you asked me if I had sex with someone else - I had. It was after the girls dinner, some guys from our class came over, I was really drunk and ended up having sex with someone". There were two tourists singing just next to us, I turned around and screamed at them "SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF.". They ran away and I turned to the girl and told her "You know I will forgive you, but it might take some time.". I thought about it - why would she want to tell me now? I did some research, asked some people and it turned out that the guy had told her that unless she tells me - he would. He basically forced her to tell me. I got so angry, who the fuck does he think he is to force my girlfriend to do something she didn't want to do? I took a day off from work, went to their class and kicked the living shit out of him in-front of his teacher and the entire class. No one called the police, I don't think he dared to... After that our relationship was really bad... Total chaos: + Show Spoiler + We argued a lot. I loved her and she loved me but I didn't want her to touch me, same time I didn't want to be away from her. It kept going for a few months before she meet some guy... We both ended up hating each other but at the same time we couldn't be apart. We broke up and got together every other week... She didn't want me to meet someone else and I didn't want her to meet someone else. We simply didn't know how to solve things - mostly because we lived VERY close to each other and we trained (at that time) about 2 hours every day together. She called me and asked if I was going to training, I said yes. She wanted to meet me after and I said ok. When I called her she said she had to change plans and were going to see her mom. In the background I heard a kid yell "Mom, there Grönalund" an amusement park in Stockholm. I went there but figured that it was too late to go to an amusement park. Next to it there is a huge park / zoo. I bought a ticket and walked in... She was standing and holding hands with a friend of mine. I watched them for 2-3 minutes before they started to kiss, I went up and said "What a cute couple you two are.". They didn't know what to do. The girl said "We are just friends, you know I love you". My friend just said "I'm sorry..." I told her that at least we don't need to play around anymore. It felt good. I walked away and they ended up together... It was really funny. Because he had trained Kung Fu for 10 years and had black belt in Taekwondo... One day she took him together with his friend to MY Taekwondo club. My coach told me "Don't worry, I'll tell them they have to leave." I responded "No, it's fighting training today. Let me fight them both.". We fought with no protection and I ended up fucking them both up so hard... After training it was only me and them left in the shower room. I took my stuff and told them "If I ever see you here again I'll fucking destroy you both." They didn't come back... Few months later I had a big Taekwondo competition, the girl had already quit her Taekwondo training so she didn't have anything to do with these competitions. I woke up 05:00 to get to the car, we were driving up to northern Sweden - 10 hours drive. I come to the fucking car and she is sitting there... I said hi and knew that I had to focus on my competition, so I just ignored her. At the hotel, it was 00:00 and we all had separate rooms. I walked out of my room, knocked on hers. She opened the door with a towel around her. I didn't say anything, just ripped the towel of her and threw her in the bed and we had sex... Just after her boyfriend (my old friend) called she answers the phone "Hi love, how are you." I got up from the bed, took a soft drink, opened it and asked quite loudly "Babe, you want something to drink?". He started yelling cause I was in the same room as her, they broke up and me and her ended up together again... Do people WANT to die? + Show Spoiler + The first guy that she slept with had during these months been gathering pictures, messages and such on every time she and him had meet... During the first year nothing. During the second year when "me and her had come so close". He sent pictures of him and her at his cabin with his parents. Parties they were at with slutty angels and devils themes. Lots of messages and pictures of things they've done in school... My one month trip in Japan away from her... I told her something that she didn't know. Her mom was working in a bar in asia long time ago and she got pregnant with her father. Her mom had told the father that "if you don't bring me to Sweden I will make an abortion.". He was against abortion so he took her to Sweden... I told her "I guess the apple falls close to the tree, you're just like your whore mother that (told the story)". I walked away and haven't talked to her for about 4-5 years now. I understand her + Show Spoiler + She is still the most wonderful and strong hearted persons I've meet in my life. She's still one of the very few people in the world that I love and that I would do anything for... It's hard to describe her good sides, but she motivated me to no end to always pursue my dreams... Except for my family she is the only person that I've given my full trust to - bad idea, haha. She grew up not being wanted by neither her father or her mother. They got her an apartment when she was 12 years old and told her to move and live alone because they didn't want her... Sounds pretty damn similar to mine. Although the thing is I've never known if she actually slept around or not, but turns out the guy I suspected she slept with is her current boyfriend now anyway, so meh. They got together a month or two after we broke up too. I think she did it to get back at me because she knew I was having a hard time but I was still meeting new girls etc so to continue to make me feel like shit she went out with that guy. Ah well, life sucks. Actually, just love. | ||
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clementdudu
France819 Posts
On February 16 2013 23:03 Kaeru wrote: LOOOL! What the fuck. That's... Close the thread. Hahaha nothing tops that. Anyway, I'm gonna write my old story. How we meet: + Show Spoiler + It was not my first relationship and I had a relationship that was 2 years long just before I meet her. I actually broke up with the other girl because I saw a picture of this girl on a Taekwondo online community and I thought she was soooo hot that I decided to break up with my girlfriend and go all-in to get this hot asian girl that practise martial arts... So. I was a member at this online community and we exchanged a few words. After that I decided to go to her Taekwondo club (it was really close to my house, while my own club was far away). I trained, we talked, she was really shy, I asked her out, she said yes, we got together. Our relationship: + Show Spoiler + We both loved art and drawing. We always did these really cute pictures for one and other. We trained Taekwondo at a quite high level in Sweden and trained 5 times a week together, went to competitions all over Sweden together. We almost never argued and even if we did it was never anything serious. We did a lot of romantic gestures, ate dinners, drank wine, sweet moments and all that. I liked her so much and we spent so much time together. Both me and her are terrible liers, our eyes just reflect everything. I knew all her different ways of looking at me, smiling at me and talking to me. She couldn't hide anything from me and I couldn't hide anything from her. The first year was just great! The problem starts: + Show Spoiler + One day we were at her place and she was going to have a dinner with all her girl friends. They came over, about 7 girls and they asked me to stay. I said no it's more fun for my girlfriend if she can enjoy the boy-talk conversations without having to think about me being there - so I left. Later that night she called me and asked what I was doing. I was at a bar with my friends from work, she sounded really drunk and I told her to take care of herself. Two days later I meet her at town, we were going to a café... When she was like 10 meters away from me, I got the wierdest feeling in the world. It felt like I was walking towards a cliff and when I hugged her and gave her a kiss, it felt just like i was falling down the cliff. It was sooo scary and my pulse went up really high. I looked at her and asked her how she was, she said she was ok and said my eyes were water filled. I said that I didn't know why, I was feeling really wierd and I asked her if we could just go home. During the trip home with buss I was DEAD silent. She tried to say something but I was in my own world thinking about the wierd feelings I had... She started to look more and more nervous, asked what was wrong (I didn't know myself, I never had the feeling before!). I thought about EVERYTHING I could come up with... We went off the buss and my final decision came out of the blue... "You know that I love you, but we can't be together anymore." she just sat down and started to cry on the ground and I walked home... I had NO idea what I had done or why... I just followed my instincts and heart. Later that night she called me and I meet her outside my apartment. She was crying and asked what the fuck was wrong with me... I told her that her eyes look dead to me. Then I asked if she had sex with someone else... She punched me. This girl, one of the best girl fighters I've ever seen... It fucking hurt a lot. But I didn't care and I asked same question again. She answered NO! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THINK THAT...?! I had no answer, I just knew. We broke up for a month but saw each other almost every day at Taekwondo trainings. After a month we started seeing each other again... We got back together and just left all that behind us. One year later she called me while I was at work. Her voice was in total panic and she was crying "I need to talk to you." I already understood what it was about. When we meet she said "The last year we had so many competitions together, we have always supported each other and we are so close... I can't lie anymore. Last year when you asked me if I had sex with someone else - I had. It was after the girls dinner, some guys from our class came over, I was really drunk and ended up having sex with someone". There were two tourists singing just next to us, I turned around and screamed at them "SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF.". They ran away and I turned to the girl and told her "You know I will forgive you, but it might take some time.". I thought about it - why would she want to tell me now? I did some research, asked some people and it turned out that the guy had told her that unless she tells me - he would. He basically forced her to tell me. I got so angry, who the fuck does he think he is to force my girlfriend to do something she didn't want to do? I took a day off from work, went to their class and kicked the living shit out of him in-front of his teacher and the entire class. No one called the police, I don't think he dared to... After that our relationship was really bad... Total chaos: + Show Spoiler + We argued a lot. I loved her and she loved me but I didn't want her to touch me, same time I didn't want to be away from her. It kept going for a few months before she meet some guy... We both ended up hating each other but at the same time we couldn't be apart. We broke up and got together every other week... She didn't want me to meet someone else and I didn't want her to meet someone else. We simply didn't know how to solve things - mostly because we lived VERY close to each other and we trained (at that time) about 2 hours every day together. She called me and asked if I was going to training, I said yes. She wanted to meet me after and I said ok. When I called her she said she had to change plans and were going to see her mom. In the background I heard a kid yell "Mom, there Grönalund" an amusement park in Stockholm. I went there but figured that it was too late to go to an amusement park. Next to it there is a huge park / zoo. I bought a ticket and walked in... She was standing and holding hands with a friend of mine. I watched them for 2-3 minutes before they started to kiss, I went up and said "What a cute couple you two are.". They didn't know what to do. The girl said "We are just friends, you know I love you". My friend just said "I'm sorry..." I told her that at least we don't need to play around anymore. It felt good. I walked away and they ended up together... It was really funny. Because he had trained Kung Fu for 10 years and had black belt in Taekwondo... One day she took him together with his friend to MY Taekwondo club. My coach told me "Don't worry, I'll tell them they have to leave." I responded "No, it's fighting training today. Let me fight them both.". We fought with no protection and I ended up fucking them both up so hard... After training it was only me and them left in the shower room. I took my stuff and told them "If I ever see you here again I'll fucking destroy you both." They didn't come back... Few months later I had a big Taekwondo competition, the girl had already quit her Taekwondo training so she didn't have anything to do with these competitions. I woke up 05:00 to get to the car, we were driving up to northern Sweden - 10 hours drive. I come to the fucking car and she is sitting there... I said hi and knew that I had to focus on my competition, so I just ignored her. At the hotel, it was 00:00 and we all had separate rooms. I walked out of my room, knocked on hers. She opened the door with a towel around her. I didn't say anything, just ripped the towel of her and threw her in the bed and we had sex... Just after her boyfriend (my old friend) called she answers the phone "Hi love, how are you." I got up from the bed, took a soft drink, opened it and asked quite loudly "Babe, you want something to drink?". He started yelling cause I was in the same room as her, they broke up and me and her ended up together again... Do people WANT to die? + Show Spoiler + The first guy that she slept with had during these months been gathering pictures, messages and such on every time she and him had meet... During the first year nothing. During the second year when "me and her had come so close". He sent pictures of him and her at his cabin with his parents. Parties they were at with slutty angels and devils themes. Lots of messages and pictures of things they've done in school... My one month trip in Japan away from her... I told her something that she didn't know. Her mom was working in a bar in asia long time ago and she got pregnant with her father. Her mom had told the father that "if you don't bring me to Sweden I will make an abortion.". He was against abortion so he took her to Sweden... I told her "I guess the apple falls close to the tree, you're just like your whore mother that (told the story)". I walked away and haven't talked to her for about 4-5 years now. I understand her + Show Spoiler + She is still the most wonderful and strong hearted persons I've meet in my life. She's still one of the very few people in the world that I love and that I would do anything for... It's hard to describe her good sides, but she motivated me to no end to always pursue my dreams... Except for my family she is the only person that I've given my full trust to - bad idea, haha. She grew up not being wanted by neither her father or her mother. They got her an apartment when she was 12 years old and told her to move and live alone because they didn't want her... either youre trying too hard or youre a real douche... oh and this thread is about breakups not how badass you wish you were(btw you really should change your idea of badassery) | ||
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SDnNs
United States24 Posts
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chisuri
Vietnam789 Posts
On February 16 2013 23:32 clementdudu wrote: either youre trying too hard or youre a real douche... oh and this thread is about breakups not how badass you wish you were(btw you really should change your idea of badassery) She cheated on him; he never did the same on her. Why is he the douche here? | ||
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polarwolf
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Tchado
Jordan1831 Posts
 Boy goes to college and meets girl , a few weeks later boy asks girl out , girl goes out with boy , they develop feelings for each other over the course of 4 years whilst dating , boy asks girl to marry him , bitch says no because she thinks the boy can't make her happy on the long run , she can't trust him with her future and she loves someone else. Devastated by this , the boy decides to use the money he saved for their "future" and starts a business , 3 years later he is rich as fuck , fulfilling his dreams , living life to it's fullest , meanwhile the bitch married the other cock sucking motherfucker , they got divorced 4 months later , she's stuck with a kid , can't get a date and doesn't have a dime to her name . The end. True_Story.jpg Life is a bitch ain't it ? But on a more serious side , a rejected proposal is not something I wish for anyone , I was reading through the OP and it got my memory active again , being on one knee , spilling a heart worth of feelings out , ring in hand , poping the question , and then that awkward silence that lasts for a few seconds but feels like an eternity , and then the rejection......worst experience of my life , doesn't matter how good things turned out for me , and how bad it turned out for her , in the end that experience is just fucked up. Edit | ||
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MasterOfPuppets
Romania6942 Posts
On February 16 2013 22:08 Kickboxer wrote: You come home oblivious after a bitch day of menial work and some guy is banging your fiance. Enraged, you charge at them but the guy knows MMA and stops you with a stiff jab, stunning you in the process. Flailing around like a deranged crane in a fit of obscene rage, you manage to somehow take him down but he gets you in a triangle choke, butt naked. His balls, still wet from your now ex-gf's juices, are slobbering all over your face and just before you lose consciousness he manages to squeeze in a faint fart. Before reading your post, only the word MMA caught my eye. I expected this to be BoxeR/Jessica/MMA love triangle fanfic. What I found instead was somehow even better? Either way this is one of the posts that deserves to be remembered years after the fact! GJ! | ||
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mordk
Chile8385 Posts
On February 16 2013 23:03 Kaeru wrote: LOOOL! What the fuck. That's... Close the thread. Hahaha nothing tops that. Anyway, I'm gonna write my old story. How we meet: + Show Spoiler + It was not my first relationship and I had a relationship that was 2 years long just before I meet her. I actually broke up with the other girl because I saw a picture of this girl on a Taekwondo online community and I thought she was soooo hot that I decided to break up with my girlfriend and go all-in to get this hot asian girl that practise martial arts... So. I was a member at this online community and we exchanged a few words. After that I decided to go to her Taekwondo club (it was really close to my house, while my own club was far away). I trained, we talked, she was really shy, I asked her out, she said yes, we got together. Our relationship: + Show Spoiler + We both loved art and drawing. We always did these really cute pictures for one and other. We trained Taekwondo at a quite high level in Sweden and trained 5 times a week together, went to competitions all over Sweden together. We almost never argued and even if we did it was never anything serious. We did a lot of romantic gestures, ate dinners, drank wine, sweet moments and all that. I liked her so much and we spent so much time together. Both me and her are terrible liers, our eyes just reflect everything. I knew all her different ways of looking at me, smiling at me and talking to me. She couldn't hide anything from me and I couldn't hide anything from her. The first year was just great! The problem starts: + Show Spoiler + One day we were at her place and she was going to have a dinner with all her girl friends. They came over, about 7 girls and they asked me to stay. I said no it's more fun for my girlfriend if she can enjoy the boy-talk conversations without having to think about me being there - so I left. Later that night she called me and asked what I was doing. I was at a bar with my friends from work, she sounded really drunk and I told her to take care of herself. Two days later I meet her at town, we were going to a café... When she was like 10 meters away from me, I got the wierdest feeling in the world. It felt like I was walking towards a cliff and when I hugged her and gave her a kiss, it felt just like i was falling down the cliff. It was sooo scary and my pulse went up really high. I looked at her and asked her how she was, she said she was ok and said my eyes were water filled. I said that I didn't know why, I was feeling really wierd and I asked her if we could just go home. During the trip home with buss I was DEAD silent. She tried to say something but I was in my own world thinking about the wierd feelings I had... She started to look more and more nervous, asked what was wrong (I didn't know myself, I never had the feeling before!). I thought about EVERYTHING I could come up with... We went off the buss and my final decision came out of the blue... "You know that I love you, but we can't be together anymore." she just sat down and started to cry on the ground and I walked home... I had NO idea what I had done or why... I just followed my instincts and heart. Later that night she called me and I meet her outside my apartment. She was crying and asked what the fuck was wrong with me... I told her that her eyes look dead to me. Then I asked if she had sex with someone else... She punched me. This girl, one of the best girl fighters I've ever seen... It fucking hurt a lot. But I didn't care and I asked same question again. She answered NO! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THINK THAT...?! I had no answer, I just knew. We broke up for a month but saw each other almost every day at Taekwondo trainings. After a month we started seeing each other again... We got back together and just left all that behind us. One year later she called me while I was at work. Her voice was in total panic and she was crying "I need to talk to you." I already understood what it was about. When we meet she said "The last year we had so many competitions together, we have always supported each other and we are so close... I can't lie anymore. Last year when you asked me if I had sex with someone else - I had. It was after the girls dinner, some guys from our class came over, I was really drunk and ended up having sex with someone". There were two tourists singing just next to us, I turned around and screamed at them "SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF.". They ran away and I turned to the girl and told her "You know I will forgive you, but it might take some time.". I thought about it - why would she want to tell me now? I did some research, asked some people and it turned out that the guy had told her that unless she tells me - he would. He basically forced her to tell me. I got so angry, who the fuck does he think he is to force my girlfriend to do something she didn't want to do? I took a day off from work, went to their class and kicked the living shit out of him in-front of his teacher and the entire class. No one called the police, I don't think he dared to... After that our relationship was really bad... Total chaos: + Show Spoiler + We argued a lot. I loved her and she loved me but I didn't want her to touch me, same time I didn't want to be away from her. It kept going for a few months before she meet some guy... We both ended up hating each other but at the same time we couldn't be apart. We broke up and got together every other week... She didn't want me to meet someone else and I didn't want her to meet someone else. We simply didn't know how to solve things - mostly because we lived VERY close to each other and we trained (at that time) about 2 hours every day together. She called me and asked if I was going to training, I said yes. She wanted to meet me after and I said ok. When I called her she said she had to change plans and were going to see her mom. In the background I heard a kid yell "Mom, there Grönalund" an amusement park in Stockholm. I went there but figured that it was too late to go to an amusement park. Next to it there is a huge park / zoo. I bought a ticket and walked in... She was standing and holding hands with a friend of mine. I watched them for 2-3 minutes before they started to kiss, I went up and said "What a cute couple you two are.". They didn't know what to do. The girl said "We are just friends, you know I love you". My friend just said "I'm sorry..." I told her that at least we don't need to play around anymore. It felt good. I walked away and they ended up together... It was really funny. Because he had trained Kung Fu for 10 years and had black belt in Taekwondo... One day she took him together with his friend to MY Taekwondo club. My coach told me "Don't worry, I'll tell them they have to leave." I responded "No, it's fighting training today. Let me fight them both.". We fought with no protection and I ended up fucking them both up so hard... After training it was only me and them left in the shower room. I took my stuff and told them "If I ever see you here again I'll fucking destroy you both." They didn't come back... Few months later I had a big Taekwondo competition, the girl had already quit her Taekwondo training so she didn't have anything to do with these competitions. I woke up 05:00 to get to the car, we were driving up to northern Sweden - 10 hours drive. I come to the fucking car and she is sitting there... I said hi and knew that I had to focus on my competition, so I just ignored her. At the hotel, it was 00:00 and we all had separate rooms. I walked out of my room, knocked on hers. She opened the door with a towel around her. I didn't say anything, just ripped the towel of her and threw her in the bed and we had sex... Just after her boyfriend (my old friend) called she answers the phone "Hi love, how are you." I got up from the bed, took a soft drink, opened it and asked quite loudly "Babe, you want something to drink?". He started yelling cause I was in the same room as her, they broke up and me and her ended up together again... Do people WANT to die? + Show Spoiler + The first guy that she slept with had during these months been gathering pictures, messages and such on every time she and him had meet... During the first year nothing. During the second year when "me and her had come so close". He sent pictures of him and her at his cabin with his parents. Parties they were at with slutty angels and devils themes. Lots of messages and pictures of things they've done in school... My one month trip in Japan away from her... I told her something that she didn't know. Her mom was working in a bar in asia long time ago and she got pregnant with her father. Her mom had told the father that "if you don't bring me to Sweden I will make an abortion.". He was against abortion so he took her to Sweden... I told her "I guess the apple falls close to the tree, you're just like your whore mother that (told the story)". I walked away and haven't talked to her for about 4-5 years now. I understand her + Show Spoiler + She is still the most wonderful and strong hearted persons I've meet in my life. She's still one of the very few people in the world that I love and that I would do anything for... It's hard to describe her good sides, but she motivated me to no end to always pursue my dreams... Except for my family she is the only person that I've given my full trust to - bad idea, haha. She grew up not being wanted by neither her father or her mother. They got her an apartment when she was 12 years old and told her to move and live alone because they didn't want her... Well, I wish you the best, I really do, but I cannot express how unlikely it is for that relationship to turn out OK. She will cheat again, no doubt, and you will have the hardest time in the world trusting her. Are you ready for that? For the soul scorching mistrust and uncertainty? I know too many people who have tried and failed. Anyways, the worst I know of, and I'll just summarize in a few words, basically consists of a great 8 year long relationship, living together and thinking about getting married, then BF cheats on her with her best friend, and keeps her on the doubts for months. Son of a bitch I felt like driving his head into the ground for doing that to my friend. Closely coming at second would be the following, after a 5 year relationship, and while engaged, girl earns a foreign course in the US. While she's there, she meets an Argentinian dude and ends up cheating on her BF. Later on she told me she actually had a bipolar disorder swing, and apart from spending millions of cash in worthless stuff and casinos, she slept around with tens of guys while abroad, including someone on the plane back. Pretty extreme shit. | ||
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Sephyr
Australia665 Posts
On February 16 2013 23:53 polarwolf wrote: The way he tells the story. Beating up the guy and noone dares to interfere or even call the police because he is so badass! Yeah, I also felt that the whole thing sounded a little bit too tough. And let's not forget he is a psychic. Would you interfere in a fight between a guy who's done Taekwondo at state level and another guy even though it had nothing to do with you? Everyone probably knew what a douche the guy was (the one who had sex with the guys gf) so they didn't call the police cause he probably had it coming anyway. Can't say I've had the exact same experience but sometimes you can just tell when somethings off and something weird has happened. You guys need to chill. | ||
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ZenithM
France15952 Posts
On February 16 2013 22:08 Kickboxer wrote: You come home oblivious after a bitch day of menial work and some guy is banging your fiance. Enraged, you charge at them but the guy knows MMA and stops you with a stiff jab, stunning you in the process. Flailing around like a deranged crane in a fit of obscene rage, you manage to somehow take him down but he gets you in a triangle choke, butt naked. His balls, still wet from your now ex-gf's juices, are slobbering all over your face and just before you lose consciousness he manages to squeeze in a faint fart. Well played ;D | ||
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HoLe
Canada183 Posts
I called her up and told her the truth: that she's a crazy moody nymphomaniac that lost her virginity waaaay too late, that she doesn't smoke pot and that's no bueno, that she should be more humble about her piano skills because playing one Yann Tierson song isn't so great, that she can't hold her drink, that I can't just go upstairs and fuck her with all my friends over, that I'm banging another girl also, that I'm in love with that other girl and shit's getting pretty serious, that I'm sorry I didn't comfort her when she moved into university residence 3 hours away and hated it because maybe you should think harder about what you decide to do instead of being a robot (and also a phat pussay imo), smoke weed and play starcraft, bitch, get on my level. ADDED: gf 2.0 brings me baked treats in bed and has a bigger rack & ass too. Also way funnier. | ||
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PassiveAce
United States18076 Posts
On February 17 2013 00:13 HoLe wrote: When I dumped my ex, I just ate a ton of sushi, called her up on the phone and started dropping bombs. Fuck it, it's about me right? You gotta look out for #1. Obviously if you care enough about the girl you won't do this. But if it's just another notch on the belt, let's not kid ourselves. I called her up and told her the truth: that she's a crazy moody nymphomaniac that lost her virginity waaaay too late, that she doesn't smoke pot and that's no bueno, that she should be more humble about her piano skills because playing one Yann Tierson song isn't so great, that she can't hold her drink, that I can't just go upstairs and fuck her with all my friends over, that I'm banging another girl also, that I'm in love with that other girl and shit's getting pretty serious, that I'm sorry I didn't comfort her when she moved into university residence 3 hours away and hated it because maybe you should think harder about what you decide to do instead of being a robot (and also a phat pussay imo), smoke weed and play starcraft, bitch, get on my level. ADDED: gf 2.0 brings me baked treats in bed and has a bigger rack & ass too. Also way funnier. dude u r so cool can we trade lives? | ||
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polarwolf
924 Posts
On February 17 2013 00:04 Sephyr wrote: Would you interfere in a fight between a guy who's done Taekwondo at state level and another guy even though it had nothing to do with you? Everyone probably knew what a douche the guy was (the one who had sex with the guys gf) so they didn't call the police cause he probably had it coming anyway. Can't say I've had the exact same experience but sometimes you can just tell when somethings off and something weird has happened. You guys need to chill. kicked the living shit out of him in-front of his teacher and the entire class something is made up here. 1) if you "kick the living shit out" of someone, there will be serious injuries like broken bones, lost teeth, blood etc. 2) A teacher was present - a teacher would never care what the reason for the beating is - just call the police, especially if it is as serious as described in point 1. A beating is never just in a legal sense, doesn't matter if he slept with someone elses gf or murdered the pope. And how would everyone know about this in the first place? So much for the point "he had it coming". 3) they way I witnessed brawls with just 2 people involved in front of a crowd, the crowd will always try to seperate the 2 opponents. So I call bullshit on all this. This is hugely exagerrated for showing off how much of a badass he is. | ||
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HoLe
Canada183 Posts
On February 16 2013 23:03 Kaeru wrote: LOOOL! What the fuck. That's... Close the thread. Hahaha nothing tops that. Anyway, I'm gonna write my old story. How we meet: + Show Spoiler + It was not my first relationship and I had a relationship that was 2 years long just before I meet her. I actually broke up with the other girl because I saw a picture of this girl on a Taekwondo online community and I thought she was soooo hot that I decided to break up with my girlfriend and go all-in to get this hot asian girl that practise martial arts... So. I was a member at this online community and we exchanged a few words. After that I decided to go to her Taekwondo club (it was really close to my house, while my own club was far away). I trained, we talked, she was really shy, I asked her out, she said yes, we got together. Our relationship: + Show Spoiler + We both loved art and drawing. We always did these really cute pictures for one and other. We trained Taekwondo at a quite high level in Sweden and trained 5 times a week together, went to competitions all over Sweden together. We almost never argued and even if we did it was never anything serious. We did a lot of romantic gestures, ate dinners, drank wine, sweet moments and all that. I liked her so much and we spent so much time together. Both me and her are terrible liers, our eyes just reflect everything. I knew all her different ways of looking at me, smiling at me and talking to me. She couldn't hide anything from me and I couldn't hide anything from her. The first year was just great! The problem starts: + Show Spoiler + One day we were at her place and she was going to have a dinner with all her girl friends. They came over, about 7 girls and they asked me to stay. I said no it's more fun for my girlfriend if she can enjoy the boy-talk conversations without having to think about me being there - so I left. Later that night she called me and asked what I was doing. I was at a bar with my friends from work, she sounded really drunk and I told her to take care of herself. Two days later I meet her at town, we were going to a café... When she was like 10 meters away from me, I got the wierdest feeling in the world. It felt like I was walking towards a cliff and when I hugged her and gave her a kiss, it felt just like i was falling down the cliff. It was sooo scary and my pulse went up really high. I looked at her and asked her how she was, she said she was ok and said my eyes were water filled. I said that I didn't know why, I was feeling really wierd and I asked her if we could just go home. During the trip home with buss I was DEAD silent. She tried to say something but I was in my own world thinking about the wierd feelings I had... She started to look more and more nervous, asked what was wrong (I didn't know myself, I never had the feeling before!). I thought about EVERYTHING I could come up with... We went off the buss and my final decision came out of the blue... "You know that I love you, but we can't be together anymore." she just sat down and started to cry on the ground and I walked home... I had NO idea what I had done or why... I just followed my instincts and heart. Later that night she called me and I meet her outside my apartment. She was crying and asked what the fuck was wrong with me... I told her that her eyes look dead to me. Then I asked if she had sex with someone else... She punched me. This girl, one of the best girl fighters I've ever seen... It fucking hurt a lot. But I didn't care and I asked same question again. She answered NO! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THINK THAT...?! I had no answer, I just knew. We broke up for a month but saw each other almost every day at Taekwondo trainings. After a month we started seeing each other again... We got back together and just left all that behind us. One year later she called me while I was at work. Her voice was in total panic and she was crying "I need to talk to you." I already understood what it was about. When we meet she said "The last year we had so many competitions together, we have always supported each other and we are so close... I can't lie anymore. Last year when you asked me if I had sex with someone else - I had. It was after the girls dinner, some guys from our class came over, I was really drunk and ended up having sex with someone". There were two tourists singing just next to us, I turned around and screamed at them "SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF.". They ran away and I turned to the girl and told her "You know I will forgive you, but it might take some time.". I thought about it - why would she want to tell me now? I did some research, asked some people and it turned out that the guy had told her that unless she tells me - he would. He basically forced her to tell me. I got so angry, who the fuck does he think he is to force my girlfriend to do something she didn't want to do? I took a day off from work, went to their class and kicked the living shit out of him in-front of his teacher and the entire class. No one called the police, I don't think he dared to... After that our relationship was really bad... Total chaos: + Show Spoiler + We argued a lot. I loved her and she loved me but I didn't want her to touch me, same time I didn't want to be away from her. It kept going for a few months before she meet some guy... We both ended up hating each other but at the same time we couldn't be apart. We broke up and got together every other week... She didn't want me to meet someone else and I didn't want her to meet someone else. We simply didn't know how to solve things - mostly because we lived VERY close to each other and we trained (at that time) about 2 hours every day together. She called me and asked if I was going to training, I said yes. She wanted to meet me after and I said ok. When I called her she said she had to change plans and were going to see her mom. In the background I heard a kid yell "Mom, there Grönalund" an amusement park in Stockholm. I went there but figured that it was too late to go to an amusement park. Next to it there is a huge park / zoo. I bought a ticket and walked in... She was standing and holding hands with a friend of mine. I watched them for 2-3 minutes before they started to kiss, I went up and said "What a cute couple you two are.". They didn't know what to do. The girl said "We are just friends, you know I love you". My friend just said "I'm sorry..." I told her that at least we don't need to play around anymore. It felt good. I walked away and they ended up together... It was really funny. Because he had trained Kung Fu for 10 years and had black belt in Taekwondo... One day she took him together with his friend to MY Taekwondo club. My coach told me "Don't worry, I'll tell them they have to leave." I responded "No, it's fighting training today. Let me fight them both.". We fought with no protection and I ended up fucking them both up so hard... After training it was only me and them left in the shower room. I took my stuff and told them "If I ever see you here again I'll fucking destroy you both." They didn't come back... Few months later I had a big Taekwondo competition, the girl had already quit her Taekwondo training so she didn't have anything to do with these competitions. I woke up 05:00 to get to the car, we were driving up to northern Sweden - 10 hours drive. I come to the fucking car and she is sitting there... I said hi and knew that I had to focus on my competition, so I just ignored her. At the hotel, it was 00:00 and we all had separate rooms. I walked out of my room, knocked on hers. She opened the door with a towel around her. I didn't say anything, just ripped the towel of her and threw her in the bed and we had sex... Just after her boyfriend (my old friend) called she answers the phone "Hi love, how are you." I got up from the bed, took a soft drink, opened it and asked quite loudly "Babe, you want something to drink?". He started yelling cause I was in the same room as her, they broke up and me and her ended up together again... Do people WANT to die? + Show Spoiler + The first guy that she slept with had during these months been gathering pictures, messages and such on every time she and him had meet... During the first year nothing. During the second year when "me and her had come so close". He sent pictures of him and her at his cabin with his parents. Parties they were at with slutty angels and devils themes. Lots of messages and pictures of things they've done in school... My one month trip in Japan away from her... I told her something that she didn't know. Her mom was working in a bar in asia long time ago and she got pregnant with her father. Her mom had told the father that "if you don't bring me to Sweden I will make an abortion.". He was against abortion so he took her to Sweden... I told her "I guess the apple falls close to the tree, you're just like your whore mother that (told the story)". I walked away and haven't talked to her for about 4-5 years now. I understand her + Show Spoiler + She is still the most wonderful and strong hearted persons I've meet in my life. She's still one of the very few people in the world that I love and that I would do anything for... It's hard to describe her good sides, but she motivated me to no end to always pursue my dreams... Except for my family she is the only person that I've given my full trust to - bad idea, haha. She grew up not being wanted by neither her father or her mother. They got her an apartment when she was 12 years old and told her to move and live alone because they didn't want her... Wow, no offence, but you sound like one creepy motherfucker. And Taekwondo doesn't impress anyone either. | ||
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