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On August 14 2010 12:23 Chairman Ray wrote:Show nested quote +On August 14 2010 12:14 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:On August 14 2010 12:05 iloahz wrote: pic or didn't happen
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uh on second thought, no pics plz Who takes pictures of their own shit? I JUST TOOK THE LONGEST SHIT EVER! Pic here: Mod Edit: Please don't post such a disgusting picture... even in a spoiler. We'll believe you without the picture. crazyyy
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I've come to realize that teamliquid has a strange infatuation with the #2
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This is so true. My total # of blog views before my shit blog entry was like 500. I got almost 1000 unique views on my shit entry in a single day. Craaazy.
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30 seconds, wtf dude. I usually take my sweet ass time so 5-10 minutes no problem.
Now the bigger question: agree or disagree?
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Ahahaha, that's so epic.
I had a friend who actually did something like this in high school... He'd always shit inbetween the same two classes, every single day.
We had 4 minutes in-between classes, so he had to run downstairs to the bathroom, shit, go back upstairs, go to his locker and get his stuff, then go to class in that short amount of time, and he always made it. lol.
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On August 15 2010 14:30 CosmicAC wrote: You're kidding right?
The total fecal volume of a typical defecation session is about two to three times of a typical urinary session. The area of the opening of a urinal valve is much smaller than that of a fecal valve. Although feces are more viscous than urine, at higher velocity, viscosity plays a much smaller effect, so theoretically, one could defecate faster than they can urinate provided that they can exert a large amount of pressure.
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x[ What is wrong with this place and #2? Hahahaha. I lold. This is like the 3rd in 4 days man.
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I feel that, I take a crap soo fast these days. Crap, wipe, wash. GG
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On August 14 2010 11:38 K3Nyy wrote: LOL. This thread is so hilarious.
Though I can't understand how people can read the newspaper while taking a dump. Does taking a dump really take that long?
For me, I go in, it comes out, wipe, flush, wash hands, go out. Shouldn't take more than 2 minutes max. you have little girly shits we MEN have epic wars with our stool
there should be a BATTLE going on in that porcelain stool when you spread your cheeks straining to push that god awful parasitic log out of your colon you can feel your head getting lighter as your vision dims the log is halfway out but the diameter coulnt be larger
2 minutes? dear lord
On August 15 2010 10:38 holy_war wrote:30 seconds, wtf dude. I usually take my sweet ass time so 5-10 minutes no problem. Now the bigger question: agree or disagree? agree. from a physics standpoint A requires less force.
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