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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
On August 14 2010 11:44 Iankill wrote: you set your record on my birthday... I'll keep that in mind, and PM you happy birthday when the time comes. At any rate, you can take a long dump if there's more coming around the corner, or waiting for that little annoying shit at the end to fall. EDIT: Also, for the quiet time. What better way to spend 15 minutes than shitting? | ||
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snotboogie
Australia3550 Posts
On August 14 2010 10:34 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: single toilet paper wipe WTF. | ||
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iloahz
United States964 Posts
.. uh on second thought, no pics plz | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
On August 14 2010 12:05 iloahz wrote: pic or didn't happen .. uh on second thought, no pics plz Who takes pictures of their own shit? | ||
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
On August 14 2010 12:14 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: Who takes pictures of their own shit? I JUST TOOK THE LONGEST SHIT EVER! Pic here: Mod Edit: Please don't post such a disgusting picture... even in a spoiler. We'll believe you without the picture. | ||
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Coagulation
United States9633 Posts
RAY CAN U DESCRIBE IT FOR ME? | ||
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OMin
United States545 Posts
On August 14 2010 12:23 Chairman Ray wrote: I JUST TOOK THE LONGEST SHIT EVER! Pic here: Mod Edit: Please don't post such a disgusting picture... even in a spoiler. We'll believe you without the picture. LMAO | ||
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
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Energies
Australia3225 Posts
On August 14 2010 13:15 Cambium wrote: one wipe....? that's hardly enough is it...? Perhaps it was a solid log? + Show Spoiler + lol, ffs. this thread is seriously too much | ||
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Black Gun
Germany4482 Posts
On August 14 2010 10:34 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: The story: [spoiler]I got a stopwatch about a year ago, and about 3 months in I'm thinking, how fast can I shit? So, I practiced for a while, trying to lower my time as much as I could (a full shit for me constituted all the crap leaving my system and one wipe, after I stopped the watch I'd finish my wipe) At any rate, a couple months ago, my record was 3 medium-size shits, if I had to guess, 15 cm / 6 inches each one, normal white guy diameter, and a single toilet paper wipe in 24.73 seconds. Record set 23 March 2010. what a hilarious thread. but why the fuck do u associate taking a dump with... well, penisses? (1 or 2 s? oO) | ||
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
On August 14 2010 12:45 Coagulation wrote: damn i missed the pic RAY CAN U DESCRIBE IT FOR ME? It looked like a monkey's tail! | ||
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Pathology
Canada132 Posts
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
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Bananas
Sweden98 Posts
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Entropic
Canada2837 Posts
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Fen
Australia1848 Posts
On August 14 2010 11:02 Energies wrote: I once peed for over 2 minutes. I had been drinking for 3 hours without breaking the seal. Im gonna have to point out that you might have a problem with your pipes if that story is true. The average person can only get to about 500mls of liquid in their bladder before 'losing control'. Assuming you are not a freak of nature, a piss of 2 mins would have been at a rate of about 4.2mls per second. That is a REALLY weak stream. | ||
alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
lol uhmm single toilet paper wipe though..!? | ||
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darklordjac
Canada2231 Posts
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k20a
Canada412 Posts
On August 14 2010 11:38 K3Nyy wrote: LOL. This thread is so hilarious. Though I can't understand how people can read the newspaper while taking a dump. Does taking a dump really take that long? For me, I go in, it comes out, wipe, flush, wash hands, go out. Shouldn't take more than 2 minutes max. True say... I've witnessed people stay locked in the bathroom for upwards of 20 minutes to do this, takes me like 15 seconds max. yeah, 15 seconds. sup | ||
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KOFgokuon
United States14893 Posts
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