I can take a crap faster than a piss... - Page 2

On August 14 2010 11:44 Iankill wrote:
you set your record on my birthday...

On August 14 2010 12:05 iloahz wrote:
pic or didn't happen


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uh on second thought, no pics plz

On August 14 2010 12:14 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:


Who takes pictures of their own shit?

On August 14 2010 12:23 Chairman Ray wrote:


I JUST TOOK THE LONGEST SHIT EVER!
Pic here:

Mod Edit: Please don't post such a disgusting picture... even in a spoiler. We'll believe you without the picture.

On August 14 2010 13:15 Cambium wrote:
one wipe....? that's hardly enough is it...?

On August 14 2010 10:34 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
The story:

[spoiler]I got a stopwatch about a year ago, and about 3 months in I'm thinking, how fast can I shit? So, I practiced for a while, trying to lower my time as much as I could (a full shit for me constituted all the crap leaving my system and one wipe, after I stopped the watch I'd finish my wipe)

At any rate, a couple months ago, my record was 3 medium-size shits, if I had to guess, 15 cm / 6 inches each one, normal white guy diameter, and a single toilet paper wipe in 24.73 seconds. Record set 23 March 2010.

On August 14 2010 12:45 Coagulation wrote:
damn i missed the pic

RAY CAN U DESCRIBE IT FOR ME?

On August 14 2010 11:02 Energies wrote:
I once peed for over 2 minutes.

I had been drinking for 3 hours without breaking the seal.

On August 14 2010 11:38 K3Nyy wrote:
LOL. This thread is so hilarious.

Though I can't understand how people can read the newspaper while taking a dump. Does taking a dump really take that long?

For me, I go in, it comes out, wipe, flush, wash hands, go out. Shouldn't take more than 2 minutes max.