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[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-14 02:51:04
August 14 2010 02:50 GMT
#21
On August 14 2010 11:44 Iankill wrote:
you set your record on my birthday...


I'll keep that in mind, and PM you happy birthday when the time comes.

At any rate, you can take a long dump if there's more coming around the corner, or waiting for that little annoying shit at the end to fall.

EDIT: Also, for the quiet time. What better way to spend 15 minutes than shitting?
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
August 14 2010 03:01 GMT
#22
On August 14 2010 10:34 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:


single toilet paper wipe



WTF.
iloahz
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States964 Posts
August 14 2010 03:05 GMT
#23
pic or didn't happen


..

uh on second thought, no pics plz
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
August 14 2010 03:14 GMT
#24
On August 14 2010 12:05 iloahz wrote:
pic or didn't happen


..

uh on second thought, no pics plz


Who takes pictures of their own shit?
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-14 03:38:52
August 14 2010 03:23 GMT
#25
On August 14 2010 12:14 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2010 12:05 iloahz wrote:
pic or didn't happen


..

uh on second thought, no pics plz


Who takes pictures of their own shit?


I JUST TOOK THE LONGEST SHIT EVER!
Pic here:

Mod Edit: Please don't post such a disgusting picture... even in a spoiler. We'll believe you without the picture.
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-14 03:48:20
August 14 2010 03:45 GMT
#26
damn i missed the pic

RAY CAN U DESCRIBE IT FOR ME?
OMin
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States545 Posts
August 14 2010 03:57 GMT
#27
On August 14 2010 12:23 Chairman Ray wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2010 12:14 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
On August 14 2010 12:05 iloahz wrote:
pic or didn't happen


..

uh on second thought, no pics plz


Who takes pictures of their own shit?


I JUST TOOK THE LONGEST SHIT EVER!
Pic here:

Mod Edit: Please don't post such a disgusting picture... even in a spoiler. We'll believe you without the picture.

LMAO
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
August 14 2010 04:15 GMT
#28
one wipe....? that's hardly enough is it...?
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
August 14 2010 04:53 GMT
#29
On August 14 2010 13:15 Cambium wrote:
one wipe....? that's hardly enough is it...?


Perhaps it was a solid log?

+ Show Spoiler +
lol, ffs. this thread is seriously too much
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Black Gun
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Germany4482 Posts
August 14 2010 04:59 GMT
#30
On August 14 2010 10:34 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
The story:

[spoiler]I got a stopwatch about a year ago, and about 3 months in I'm thinking, how fast can I shit? So, I practiced for a while, trying to lower my time as much as I could (a full shit for me constituted all the crap leaving my system and one wipe, after I stopped the watch I'd finish my wipe)

At any rate, a couple months ago, my record was 3 medium-size shits, if I had to guess, 15 cm / 6 inches each one, normal white guy diameter, and a single toilet paper wipe in 24.73 seconds. Record set 23 March 2010.



what a hilarious thread. but why the fuck do u associate taking a dump with... well, penisses? (1 or 2 s? oO)
"What am I supposed to do against this?" - "Lose!" :-]
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
August 14 2010 06:38 GMT
#31
On August 14 2010 12:45 Coagulation wrote:
damn i missed the pic

RAY CAN U DESCRIBE IT FOR ME?


It looked like a monkey's tail!
Pathology
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada132 Posts
August 14 2010 09:32 GMT
#32
WHAT IS GOING ON TL!? CAN WE STEER AWAY FROM THIS MADNESS?
No rest for the wicked
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
August 14 2010 09:34 GMT
#33
Too much shit for one day. This blog is way better than mine tho.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
Bananas
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Sweden98 Posts
August 14 2010 10:12 GMT
#34
fascinating...
"terrible terrible damage"
Entropic
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada2837 Posts
August 14 2010 10:50 GMT
#35
The fuck TL blog section, the fuck....
Fen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Australia1848 Posts
August 14 2010 11:01 GMT
#36
On August 14 2010 11:02 Energies wrote:
I once peed for over 2 minutes.

I had been drinking for 3 hours without breaking the seal.


Im gonna have to point out that you might have a problem with your pipes if that story is true. The average person can only get to about 500mls of liquid in their bladder before 'losing control'. Assuming you are not a freak of nature, a piss of 2 mins would have been at a rate of about 4.2mls per second. That is a REALLY weak stream.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
August 14 2010 11:15 GMT
#37
hahahaha this blog is hilarious .

lol uhmm single toilet paper wipe though..!?
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
darklordjac
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada2231 Posts
August 14 2010 23:45 GMT
#38
Really, really now? Recording the times it takes to take a shit -.-
k20a
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada412 Posts
August 14 2010 23:52 GMT
#39
On August 14 2010 11:38 K3Nyy wrote:
LOL. This thread is so hilarious.

Though I can't understand how people can read the newspaper while taking a dump. Does taking a dump really take that long?

For me, I go in, it comes out, wipe, flush, wash hands, go out. Shouldn't take more than 2 minutes max.

True say... I've witnessed people stay locked in the bathroom for upwards of 20 minutes to do this, takes me like 15 seconds max.

yeah, 15 seconds.

sup
"It's like that one time Luke Skywalker threw the ring in to Mordor to kill Hitler, or something" - Tasteless
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14893 Posts
August 15 2010 00:02 GMT
#40
turboshits are the best
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