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emucxg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Finland4559 Posts
August 15 2010 00:24 GMT
#41
On August 14 2010 12:23 Chairman Ray wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2010 12:14 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
On August 14 2010 12:05 iloahz wrote:
pic or didn't happen


..

uh on second thought, no pics plz


Who takes pictures of their own shit?


I JUST TOOK THE LONGEST SHIT EVER!
Pic here:

Mod Edit: Please don't post such a disgusting picture... even in a spoiler. We'll believe you without the picture.

crazyyy
nrtp
Profile Joined July 2010
United States55 Posts
August 15 2010 01:19 GMT
#42
I've come to realize that teamliquid has a strange infatuation with the #2
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
August 15 2010 01:27 GMT
#43
This is so true. My total # of blog views before my shit blog entry was like 500. I got almost 1000 unique views on my shit entry in a single day. Craaazy.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
holy_war
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States3590 Posts
August 15 2010 01:38 GMT
#44
30 seconds, wtf dude. I usually take my sweet ass time so 5-10 minutes no problem.

Now the bigger question: agree or disagree?
[image loading]
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
August 15 2010 01:43 GMT
#45
Ahahaha, that's so epic.

I had a friend who actually did something like this in high school... He'd always shit inbetween the same two classes, every single day.

We had 4 minutes in-between classes, so he had to run downstairs to the bathroom, shit, go back upstairs, go to his locker and get his stuff, then go to class in that short amount of time, and he always made it. lol.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
CosmicAC
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States238 Posts
August 15 2010 05:30 GMT
#46
You're kidding right?
To follow the path: look to the master, follow the master, walk with the master, see through the master, become the master.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
August 15 2010 05:50 GMT
#47
On August 15 2010 14:30 CosmicAC wrote:
You're kidding right?


The total fecal volume of a typical defecation session is about two to three times of a typical urinary session. The area of the opening of a urinal valve is much smaller than that of a fecal valve. Although feces are more viscous than urine, at higher velocity, viscosity plays a much smaller effect, so theoretically, one could defecate faster than they can urinate provided that they can exert a large amount of pressure.
Ayush_SCtoss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
India3050 Posts
August 15 2010 06:00 GMT
#48
x[
What is wrong with this place and #2?
Hahahaha. I lold. This is like the 3rd in 4 days man.
End my suffering
TitleRug
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States651 Posts
August 15 2010 06:21 GMT
#49
lol this blog is win.
coLCruncher fighting!
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
August 15 2010 07:18 GMT
#50
I feel that, I take a crap soo fast these days. Crap, wipe, wash. GG
Twist King
Profile Joined August 2010
United States60 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-15 08:07:59
August 15 2010 08:07 GMT
#51
On August 14 2010 11:38 K3Nyy wrote:
LOL. This thread is so hilarious.

Though I can't understand how people can read the newspaper while taking a dump. Does taking a dump really take that long?

For me, I go in, it comes out, wipe, flush, wash hands, go out. Shouldn't take more than 2 minutes max.

you have little girly shits
we MEN have epic wars with our stool

there should be a BATTLE going on in that porcelain stool when you spread your cheeks
straining to push that god awful parasitic log out of your colon
you can feel your head getting lighter as your vision dims
the log is halfway out but the diameter coulnt be larger


2 minutes? dear lord



On August 15 2010 10:38 holy_war wrote:
30 seconds, wtf dude. I usually take my sweet ass time so 5-10 minutes no problem.

Now the bigger question: agree or disagree?
[image loading]

agree. from a physics standpoint A requires less force.
똥무든개는... 더럽다?
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