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Wala.Revolution
7579 Posts
On March 15 2009 13:11 CTStalker wrote: is surfer4life actually like a respected player or something? everytime i've played against him in 3v3s he's been a typical petulant east caps shit talker whose play fixed. | ||
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WildRed
Vatican City State21 Posts
He played ICCUP one season and went 4-11, barely pulling up from D- on the last day of the season. Since then he has insisted that he could get A- but that he can't figure out how to launch ICCUP because he can't "get into the books" (Winrar). He puts a lot of random quotation marks and ` " - punctuation in his posts, so don't be confused by that. He often puts a 1 quotation mark following something, but no opening quotation, and the thing within the quote won't even be a quote. He talks about "wishes" all the time, i.e. "pull a trick wish on the wishing machine." He likes to talk about how he is the best USA BGH/Hunters Terran player and how his marines make sea[shield]'s marines look like garbage. He does replay comparisons where he will say "I have 120 pop at 13 minutes and Idra has 80 pop at 13 minutes, I'm better" while disregarding the circumstances of the replay, e.g. Idra may have been fighting all game up to that point while Surfer's own replay may just be him sitting and macroing. Another thing he is fond of saying is "yo, you know kid yosh? he not bad, but u gotta rock HOOOOOO RAHHHHHH. his macro not bad." He repeatedly threatens to kill me in real life, challenges me to fight him, asks for my SS# all the time to have some of his "homies assrape me and put it on youtube." He says he runs a "collection agency" and is the CEO, and makes millions of dollars. He also runs a wholesale guitar sale company. (...) Recently he went to jail for 2 days for a GTA with his friend Carlos. This was verified by googling his name; he was arrested in San Diego when cops on a prostitution sting noticed him in the stolen car nearby. He claims that the only reason he lost any games in the month after his jail time was because he "forgot all the terran BO's while in jail" (for 2 days). He posts all sorts of terrible camwhore pics of his shirtless chubby body on bghers.com and talks about his six pack and makes nonsensical insults like "you don't even got shoulders." He is constantly talking about assfucking other players or jizzing on their faces, then following it by calling them homosexuals or faggots. His favorite insult for me is "sun boy midget." He ALWAYS follows anything you say with "ur mother ez." He misspells the most common words in the English language and is incapable of coherent thought. He has a large number of catchphrases such as "wish ez" and "way[2]ez" and, if you say anything back to him, "U DILIBERTLY DISOBEY ME???" His favorite is probably 1t2t3t4t way _ _ _ wherein you are meant to put "2 e z" in the 3 blanks, and 1t2t3t is in reference to what he calls the best mm micro in the world. One time he posted a bunch of watermarked pictures of Ukranian models and said he was going to marry them, but that don't worry, he's not stupid, he's going to go to Ukraine and spend a lot of time with them. I made several movies about Surfer when that xtranormal thing was making its rounds. Everything in them are direct quotes from Surfer. In the first movie I cleaned it up a little bit because it was basically unintelligible, later movies are not cleaned at all. http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009030907423174 http://www.xtranormal.com/xtranormal/episode.php?aid=141258&mid=20090309065406359 http://www.xtranormal.com/xtranormal/episode.php?aid=141258&mid=20090309062858310 http://www.xtranormal.com/xtranormal/episode.php?aid=141258&mid=20090309060306399 Most of us have given up believing he is a troll, because he's kept it up for years and years. I'll quote his post about lzgamer here to give you an idea of his general stream of thought. Keep in mind that this is significantly more coherent and intelligent than most of his posts. He comes up with a lot of funny shit and while you may at first think he's funny, after awhile it just gets old and irritating. ROFL " HISTORICAL EVENT " Me Vs LzGamer TvP Python EEEEEZZZZZZ!!!! ROFL kid just randomly asked for 1v1 in marlboro, then refused cause he thought i still played bgh.. well damn man my low money is improveing alot just from 1v1ing asia server on python.. GAME is funny as shit, hes talking so much shit how he owns me ect.. please read commentary comedy= he choose protoss, from being zerg, because he his pvt is better, which it wasnt.. ROFL hes #1349 in gosugamers.net i guess im #1348 best non-korean world ?? .. damn " Not Bad " .. 10 min game (ez) = walk in park all day long = thinking of uploading on gosugamers.net, but its not even a gg, its straight rape yo ' ROFL... ted u really pull ROFL... ted u really pull shit out of your ass man, nice fake rep scenerio.. i remember the one rep,. when i straight cock fucked ur mother punishing her pussy for giving birth to u, do u remember that rep at all ??? i posted it a while back.. and yeahright.. if u read commentary, its lzgamer.. stupid newb, talk more shit gg ez thanks` and slapper, this goes for anybody on this site.. if u cant beat me 1v1 python or any map you choose.. then stfu on this site, and stfu in real life gg ez | ||
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lIlIlIlIlIlI
Korea (South)3851 Posts
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WildRed
Vatican City State21 Posts
One time, I TvTed him on Luna, and I took the entire map, 8 expos, versus his main and nat. He did his usual terrible bunker over ramp opening into random 4 rine + 2 vult drop, got contained by 50 tanks, made 5 dropships, filled them with like 12 vults and 5 tanks, and then got them all killed by me before they even unloaded anything. He then said I was using a lag hack, and because I had scanned his dropships, I was maphacking. I was fucking with him; I had 9 comsats; I scanned his dropships from when he was loading them all the way til they came to my base, scanning once every 1-2 seconds and following him the entire way. He threw a huge temper tantrum, which I screenshotted (no RWT then) about how I map hacked and lag hacked and how he'd beat my face in in real life etcetc. Of course he isn't going to show up to a real life event when he's constantly talking about assraping and cockfucking your face and how he's gonna kick your ass real life and whatever other garbage he has said. Are you saying that he really IS like that in real life? I can only assume he is not a multimillionaire CEO after posting those pics of himself standing in front of his grandma's minivan, and the clearly fake, mistake riddled "legal briefs" he obviously wrote himself, and because he flips old cars on craigslist for a few hundred bucks. If his online persona really does match his real life persona....I don't know what to say. If he does go to college then I assume the stupidity with which he posts must be an act. He is a narcissist of the utmost caliber. One cannot even begin to understand the depths to which this narcissism runs without knowing the guy over a fairly long period of time. He told me my parents were "geraffs and korala bears." He said "at least I don't keep my stock on my hat, Jiminey Kricket." "I got sperms`" "Hey Endless how much sperms do u cum??" "Hey endless ur mothers vagina is endless" | ||
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Gandalf
Pakistan1905 Posts
Wildred has summed up surfer pretty accurately lol | ||
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lIlIlIlIlIlI
Korea (South)3851 Posts
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Insane
United States4991 Posts
I always figured it was some trolling act, lol. | ||
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surfer4life
United States9 Posts
look im gonna put it like this.. im up in santa barbera right now, check it.. ill make a deal.. ill play u bo5.. python.. for 100 bucks.. u know i got the cash.. do u ?? u fuckin panzee broke ass cheap skate, i gladly payed for your time at the lan center cause i know ur a broke ass azn whos got nothing in life, so if u want to flame me in real life call my cell and we can handle this shit bitch. or.. u can stfu play me bo5 and give the money to the store owner of the lan center.. if u dont fuckin pay up.. ud better never show up at that lan center again bitch.. i cant belive some newb in channel )v( had to tell me about some random_korean guy flameing me.. ur a piece of shit faggot and id just like to teach u a lesson in the first place for anybody else.. who thinks of a trash player.. msg 1v1 anytime ill rape u in bgh / hunters / low money all day long faggots | ||
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surfer4life
United States9 Posts
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surfer4life
United States9 Posts
fuckin midget | ||
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surfer4life
United States9 Posts
Terror-Rising @ east | ||
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surfer4life
United States9 Posts
rofl the kids calling me ugly?? when im model status thanks newb.. u know im fine as fuck, so ull say just about anything.. u fuckin chink midget.. leach off your parents more and me, little cock sucker | ||
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azndsh
United States4447 Posts
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Boblion
France8043 Posts
DON'T BAN HIM. I want a showmatch him vs any decent TL member before. Bring NONY ! That would be funny to watch :D "model status" LOoooooooooooooooool edit: well. I think it would be a waste of time for a player like Nony. But i would enjoy to see him raped in a replay. And then see the lame bm rant about "settings" :D | ||
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surfer4life
United States9 Posts
On March 15 2009 16:37 WildRed wrote: You need to understand that Surfer will never ever EVER stop talking shit. He can go 1-100 vs someone and he'll claim it's 1-0 GG NO RE and that you're making everything else up. He has 220 APM, but most of it is him spamming the 3 key, which is his CC. He does this throughout the entire game, no matter what else is happening. There are dozens of people, myself included, who have absolutely faceraped surfer countless times, but he still insists he is far better and that if you just give him one more rematch he'll prove it. He is kind of like the stereotypical East BM player, only multiplied by several thousands. His powers of extrapolation are incredible: a friend of his played a TvP vs Nony 3 years ago and came close to winning with a rush, but ended up losing badly after another 10 minutes. Surfer then beat this guy 3 years later, TvP on BGH, 1v1, and from this extrapolates that he would rape Nony. One time, I TvTed him on Luna, and I took the entire map, 8 expos, versus his main and nat. He did his usual terrible bunker over ramp opening into random 4 rine + 2 vult drop, got contained by 50 tanks, made 5 dropships, filled them with like 12 vults and 5 tanks, and then got them all killed by me before they even unloaded anything. He then said I was using a lag hack, and because I had scanned his dropships, I was maphacking. I was fucking with him; I had 9 comsats; I scanned his dropships from when he was loading them all the way til they came to my base, scanning once every 1-2 seconds and following him the entire way. He threw a huge temper tantrum, which I screenshotted (no RWT then) about how I map hacked and lag hacked and how he'd beat my face in in real life etcetc. Of course he isn't going to show up to a real life event when he's constantly talking about assraping and cockfucking your face and how he's gonna kick your ass real life and whatever other garbage he has said. Are you saying that he really IS like that in real life? I can only assume he is not a multimillionaire CEO after posting those pics of himself standing in front of his grandma's minivan, and the clearly fake, mistake riddled "legal briefs" he obviously wrote himself, and because he flips old cars on craigslist for a few hundred bucks. If his online persona really does match his real life persona....I don't know what to say. If he does go to college then I assume the stupidity with which he posts must be an act. He is a narcissist of the utmost caliber. One cannot even begin to understand the depths to which this narcissism runs without knowing the guy over a fairly long period of time. He told me my parents were "geraffs and korala bears." He said "at least I don't keep my stock on my hat, Jiminey Kricket." "I got sperms`" "Hey Endless how much sperms do u cum??" "Hey endless ur mothers vagina is endless" THIS GUY TALKS THE MOST FUCKIN SHIT ON BNET.. BUT EVERYONE DONT LET HIM FOOL YOU the mother fucker is fuckin 2'2" IN REAL LIFE and weighs 44pds hes a fat midget sunboy- turkey please pay no attention this midget.. ive offered to fight this bitch in real life many times.. but hes just a little midget hideing behind his computer.. way to type rain. check out bghers.com to see this faggot post all his comments, wow I CANT BELIVE HOW MANY SHIT TALKERS THERE ARE TRYING to insult me, when i could buy there whole chinese fuckin family, FUCKIN BROKE MIDGETS BGHERS.COM = HIS NAME IS ENDLESS.. READ ALL HIS COMMENTS ON THERE AS WELL | ||
2Pacalypse-
Croatia9455 Posts
I got away from bghers.com to avoid this kind of conversations (i never participated in any of them) about surfer (and their stupid admins, but that's another story), and I come here and find surfer is taking over tl.net as well xD I think one site dedicated to him is enough, so plz someone ban him fast. Okay, now that out of the way, back to the topic. ted, ok I admit maybe I exaggerated a little Terran's advantage over Protoss. So I'm gonna use Peter's template to express my thoughts: T >> Z 1v1 (same as peters) P > Z 1v1 (same as peters) P <= T (small-ish advantage) imo, depending upon positions though. (just to be different from Peter-.-, but same reasons apply.) oh and about that situation you said with zerg 9 pooling and hatchering vs Terran. It's an all-in, and as all all-ins it has about 50% of succeeding. And as Peter said, it really depends on Terran marine micro and zerg's ling micro. The BO I do with Terran on BGH is that I make 3 barracks before academy, so I have a lot of marines to fight lings even without medics. Add some scv's there and some uber micro of mine, and it's gg xD. | ||
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surfer4life
United States9 Posts
randomkorean = luke.. when i see u, ud better start running boy.. little pussy ass nigger, now ur going 2 b dodgeing in real life | ||
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surfer4life
United States9 Posts
On March 15 2009 20:39 Boblion wrote: This guy can't be real lol. DON'T BAN HIM. I want a showmatch him vs any decent TL member before. Bring NONY ! That would be funny to watch :D "model status" LOoooooooooooooooool edit: well. I think it would be a waste of time for a player like Nony. But i would enjoy to see him raped in a replay. And then see the lame bm rant about "settings" :D ill 1v1 nony hunters map sure, im not going 2 pay him any money for playing me though.. | ||
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surfer4life
United States9 Posts
im not the best.. but ill put on a show on hunters.. anybody on gosugamers ranked high or anyone good msg me Surfer4life Terror-rising @east.. anytime and luke.. ud better run boy, run as fast as u can, and dont even come to clairmont | ||
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MagisterMan
Sweden525 Posts
On Topic: In 3v3 P is strong as hell. Just mass zeal and take out 1 player. Then go carriers. | ||
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