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DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
January 22 2009 23:02 GMT
#81
rofl this is so dumb. The only way this is real is if you had a boner and pointed it down into the bowl lolol
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 22 2009 23:09 GMT
#82
On a related note, I hate when I take a shit and it splashes my rectum.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Chanted
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway1001 Posts
January 22 2009 23:10 GMT
#83
On January 23 2009 06:08 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
You're right infested.

I'm being a giant dick. Oops I did it again.


gold
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24491 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 23:15:38
January 22 2009 23:15 GMT
#84
On January 23 2009 04:28 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
what a stupid fucking blog. OBVIOUSLY you are trying to fucking imply your dick is bigger than a fucking horse.

NOBODY takes a shit and gets their dick dipped in the water. That'd be like a 10 inch or bigger dick flaccid

fucking hell man.

Wow you suddenly got very offensive eh. Covering anything up?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
January 22 2009 23:21 GMT
#85
On January 23 2009 06:31 Licmyobelisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2009 06:20 Nitrogen wrote:
On January 23 2009 04:06 EsX_Raptor wrote:
So I'm walking out of the cafeteria and felt like taking a dump. I go in, and just as I sit on the toilet seat my dick decides to dip into the water and I go "FUCK."

Honestly I swear there should be some sort of trick to help you avoid this crap, it doesn't happen with every toilet I sit on but with a good number of them it does and it pisses me off a lot.

I've tried throwing in some paper beforehand which kind of helps but when the time your shit's gotta come out happens it all just sits there on top of the paper and things get even worse.

Ever happened to you?


even if this did happen to you... can you really not figure out a way around it? just hold your dick or something. if you have to piss and shit just piss first then go shit...


Maybe his dick is much longer than his arms that's why this is impossible for him to do...


so he's like a t rex is what you're saying...
UNFUCK YOURSELF
mrgerry
Profile Joined September 2008
United States1508 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 23:24:18
January 22 2009 23:21 GMT
#86
I didn't know Dirk Diggler posted on TL.net......

+ Show Spoiler +
Go watch Boogie Nights right now
sperY
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Serbia444 Posts
January 22 2009 23:22 GMT
#87
This?
[image loading]
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
January 22 2009 23:24 GMT
#88
I was so close to reading this thread in class, good thing I didn't because I'm am LMAO OMG!!!!

This is so ridiculous...
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
January 22 2009 23:27 GMT
#89
God I'm fucking crying right now, this is too good.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
January 22 2009 23:27 GMT
#90
[image loading]
w/e
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
January 22 2009 23:32 GMT
#91
[image loading]


I'm guessing you use one of these? I'd recommend strapping your penis to your stomach.
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niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5281 Posts
January 22 2009 23:34 GMT
#92
On January 23 2009 04:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I hate it when i sit at my computer and post on this forum when suddenly my dick launches out of my pants and makes me type incorrectly.. starts mashing ont h legnskzsnmklbf oh fuck there we go again.

ahahaha
dongfeng
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
731 Posts
January 22 2009 23:34 GMT
#93
there are some toilets where the water level is insanely high
i was overseas forgot where and i saw em
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
January 22 2009 23:35 GMT
#94
On January 23 2009 08:22 sperY wrote:
This?
[image loading]

If I walked in there, I think it would take me 5 minutes to figure out how the hell to position myself.
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
January 22 2009 23:37 GMT
#95
My dick usually gets wet before I can get to the toilet. And then people look at me funny, like there is something wrong with people who wear wet pants.
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Varn
Profile Joined December 2008
United States33 Posts
January 22 2009 23:50 GMT
#96
That sucks, I have that problem all the time too. The absolute worst is when you're fucking some chick and then the tip of your dick knocks her eye out of its socket. Once the cops get there...ugh...

I remember when I was talking on a public phone one time and all of a sudden this goddamn bunch of kids decided to jump rope with it. I was so pissed.
Once we did run. How we chased a million stars and touched as only one can.
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
January 23 2009 00:09 GMT
#97
Sperm sample? Damn, I would NOT want that job. Although I'm sure Heen would jump for it.
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
January 23 2009 00:11 GMT
#98
lol don't worry infested ;D its not like he's pissing me off or something ^^

That's why people go to a circus! It's funny to see him react, like when you use a laser pointer on a wall to play with a cat chasing it.

On a side note, I also hate it when im taking a dump and the water splashes my rectum -.- its so damn cold.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
January 23 2009 00:34 GMT
#99
On January 23 2009 09:11 EsX_Raptor wrote:
lol don't worry infested ;D its not like he's pissing me off or something ^^

That's why people go to a circus! It's funny to see him react, like when you use a laser pointer on a wall to play with a cat chasing it.

On a side note, I also hate it when im taking a dump and the water splashes my rectum -.- its so damn cold.


i think it is bothering you, you just pretend you don't care. you now know it was dumb to make this blog and you are trying to handle the situation by putting on the facade that it doesn't matter to you.

p.s. my cat hates laser points and he runs away from them.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
January 23 2009 00:37 GMT
#100
lol dumb? I would make another one!!

I mean, tell me, how does it affect me at all?

It's not like I'm some sort of mod or whatever XD there's some life we live out here too you know
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