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IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
January 22 2009 19:32 GMT
#21
Perhaps you should stop useing lego toliets and start useing people sized ones.
[image loading]
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
January 22 2009 19:33 GMT
#22
Poor kid that made that is stupid that book is upsidedown t-t
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
January 22 2009 19:34 GMT
#23
lol he didn't even pull his pants down!
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
January 22 2009 19:34 GMT
#24
Wow what kind of toilets do you have in Venezuela? Are you sure you're not just squatting into a river bed or something... Seriously, my dick never comes close to the water. Like ever, not fucking once.

inb4 "YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS LOL"
Not bad for a cat toy.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
January 22 2009 19:34 GMT
#25
epic dick
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 22 2009 19:38 GMT
#26
I hate it when i sit at my computer and post on this forum when suddenly my dick launches out of my pants and makes me type incorrectly.. starts mashing ont h legnskzsnmklbf oh fuck there we go again.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
January 22 2009 19:38 GMT
#27
Life must be so hard having a Ron Jeremy dick. I feel for you.

-_____-;;
Hello
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6430 Posts
January 22 2009 19:39 GMT
#28
On January 23 2009 04:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I hate it when i sit at my computer and post on this forum when suddenly my dick launches out of my pants and makes me type incorrectly.. starts mashing ont h legnskzsnmklbf oh fuck there we go again.

rofl inc wins again
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 19:41:45
January 22 2009 19:40 GMT
#29
On January 23 2009 04:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I hate it when i sit at my computer and post on this forum when suddenly my dick launches out of my pants and makes me type incorrectly.. starts mashing ont h legnskzsnmklbf oh fuck there we go again.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

edit: it only happens on certain public toilets though.
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
January 22 2009 19:42 GMT
#30
hahaha
imagine the horrified look on everyone's face when the venezuelan kid suddenly started taking a dump in the drinking fountain
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
gg_hertzz
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
2152 Posts
January 22 2009 19:42 GMT
#31
seriously, i hate it when i'm walking and i trip over my own penis.

LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
January 22 2009 19:42 GMT
#32
what in the name of all is holy is this?

stop shitting in the urinal, it's bad mmmkay?
Chains none
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
January 22 2009 19:45 GMT
#33
"My penis is so long if you flop it across the keyboard, it'll reach from A all the way to Z."
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
snowbird
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Germany2044 Posts
January 22 2009 19:45 GMT
#34
On January 23 2009 04:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I hate it when i sit at my computer and post on this forum when suddenly my dick launches out of my pants and makes me type incorrectly.. starts mashing ont h legnskzsnmklbf oh fuck there we go again.


i had to laugh out loud at that one hah
@riotsnowbird
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
January 22 2009 19:56 GMT
#35
On January 23 2009 04:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I hate it when i sit at my computer and post on this forum when suddenly my dick launches out of my pants and makes me type incorrectly.. starts mashing ont h legnskzsnmklbf oh fuck there we go again.


AHAHAHA
inC just won this thread
epicness
cw)minsean(ru
avilo
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States4100 Posts
January 22 2009 19:56 GMT
#36
On January 23 2009 04:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I hate it when i sit at my computer and post on this forum when suddenly my dick launches out of my pants and makes me type incorrectly.. starts mashing ont h legnskzsnmklbf oh fuck there we go again.


/thread saved
Sup
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
January 22 2009 19:58 GMT
#37
On January 23 2009 04:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I hate it when i sit at my computer and post on this forum when suddenly my dick launches out of my pants and makes me type incorrectly.. starts mashing ont h legnskzsnmklbf oh fuck there we go again.

That's why you need to grow a real one and not just put on the attachable one the doc. gave you... maybe you pressed the release button in your keyboard and it launched out as it did (easyness of disposal)

















+ Show Spoiler +
im jk XD
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
January 22 2009 20:02 GMT
#38
On January 23 2009 04:58 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2009 04:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I hate it when i sit at my computer and post on this forum when suddenly my dick launches out of my pants and makes me type incorrectly.. starts mashing ont h legnskzsnmklbf oh fuck there we go again.

That's why you need to grow a real one and not just put on the attachable one the doc. gave you... maybe you pressed the release button in your keyboard and it launched out as it did (easyness of disposal)

















+ Show Spoiler +
im jk XD


/facepalm

imo hes shitting in the urinal
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
January 22 2009 20:03 GMT
#39
maybe he grafted a horse penis onto his ass?
yah never know
cw)minsean(ru
ritebkatya
Profile Joined January 2007
United States22 Posts
January 22 2009 20:04 GMT
#40
(quoting adam carolla)

Q: what do you do to prevent your dick from touching the water in the toilet?
A: throw it over your shoulder
doing the dirty with your mom since 1955
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