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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
January 23 2009 00:42 GMT
#101
see, you're just doing it again. also you replied very quickly so i'm going to bet you're constantly f5ing in the blogs section so you can defend yourself by saying you don't care as soon as someone posts how dumb this is.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
January 23 2009 00:43 GMT
#102
OP: you have to tuck
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
January 23 2009 00:46 GMT
#103
lol you havent answered my question yet, how does it affect me?

Maybe it's because I have a low post count or I just simply have a life, I really don't give a fuck what people in here think no joke else I would've never done this:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=76495

My fast answers = I got nothing to do atm, just came from the university, but yours?
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
January 23 2009 00:56 GMT
#104
hehehe i love it when people always talk about how they have lives and other people who go to the website don't... always gives me a good laugh.

and i'm sure you're still justifying your blog by saying you don't care how other people view you. and i'm not even going to answer that how does it affect you question, because you're just going to do the same thing and talk about how you have a life and you don't care about how people think of you on the internet.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
January 23 2009 00:58 GMT
#105
Lol I would love for you to quote my posts and please highlight in bold where do I say no one else in here has a life.

No, I wasn't going to repeat the same thing for the fact that it is already posted up there.

Unlike you who is constantly trying to foresee what are my intentions and what I'm about to do XD
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
January 23 2009 01:03 GMT
#106
its an unsolvable problem, if you lift it up and avoid getting it wet you will pee on the floor when you take a shit (chaces are unless you are some inhuman person that doesnt have a bladder). if you let it hang it might fall in the water.

The solution: get a booster toilet attachment for 3 payments of 49.95. If you order now i will include a juicer that can cut up iron blocks with ease and slive through diamonds in minutes,. Free S + H with a 50$ surcharge.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
January 23 2009 01:05 GMT
#107
When does it cum, i mean come??? =D
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
January 23 2009 01:07 GMT
#108
On January 23 2009 09:58 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Lol I would love for you to quote my posts and please highlight in bold where do I say no one else in here has a life.

No, I wasn't going to repeat the same thing for the fact that it is already posted up there.

Unlike you who is constantly trying to foresee what are my intentions and what I'm about to do XD


err i didn't mean that no one here has a life, it's just that you're going to use that argument, you just started leading into it with your whole "i just simply have a life."

i just assumed you were going to post the same thing because you have been doing it for the whole thread.

On January 23 2009 10:05 EsX_Raptor wrote:
When does it cum, i mean come??? =D


dear god...
UNFUCK YOURSELF
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
January 23 2009 01:09 GMT
#109
On January 23 2009 10:03 Hypnosis wrote:
its an unsolvable problem, if you lift it up and avoid getting it wet you will pee on the floor when you take a shit (chaces are unless you are some inhuman person that doesnt have a bladder). if you let it hang it might fall in the water.

The solution: get a booster toilet attachment for 3 payments of 49.95. If you order now i will include a juicer that can cut up iron blocks with ease and slive through diamonds in minutes,. Free S + H with a 50$ surcharge.

god

is it really so hard for you people?

tuck and aim it downwards

honestly, this never occured to anyone who's had the problem?
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
January 23 2009 01:15 GMT
#110
thank you thank you nitrogen i finally see the light, now my mind is refreshed and changed, i will live my life now happily and regret the moment i made this blog for the rest of my days, because of those wise words i just read on some gaming site with a blog about dicks, i bet many people have changed because of this and were never the same, even though they really didn't portray their real personality on here, like 99.99% of the people on the planet who have an e-identity, but still we think that's how they are and thus draw conclusions and write thousands of pages worth of pointless arguments just for the sake of doing so with no real goal of any sort, but yes PLEASE EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME, I JUST GOT IN AN ARGUMENT WITH NITROGEN AND I CAN ANSWER HIM EVERY SINGLE THING HE SAYS WITH WHATEVER JUST COMES INTO MY MIND... let me try it again: hmm...

See what I mean? You're always trying to predict what I'm doing and what I'm going to do and what have I done, but thanks for telling me you were assuming i was going to say it again, this way I will be reminded of it and do it! =D

I DID IT AGAIN! HAHAHAAHAHAHA...

man internet arguing is so ez
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
January 23 2009 01:26 GMT
#111
On January 23 2009 10:15 EsX_Raptor wrote:
thank you thank you nitrogen i finally see the light, now my mind is refreshed and changed, i will live my life now happily and regret the moment i made this blog for the rest of my days, because of those wise words i just read on some gaming site with a blog about dicks, i bet many people have changed because of this and were never the same, even though they really didn't portray their real personality on here, like 99.99% of the people on the planet who have an e-identity, but still we think that's how they are and thus draw conclusions and write thousands of pages worth of pointless arguments just for the sake of doing so with no real goal of any sort, but yes PLEASE EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME, I JUST GOT IN AN ARGUMENT WITH NITROGEN AND I CAN ANSWER HIM EVERY SINGLE THING HE SAYS WITH WHATEVER JUST COMES INTO MY MIND... let me try it again: hmm...

See what I mean? You're always trying to predict what I'm doing and what I'm going to do and what have I done, but thanks for telling me you were assuming i was going to say it again, this way I will be reminded of it and do it! =D

I DID IT AGAIN! HAHAHAAHAHAHA...

man internet arguing is so ez


the thing is... we both know you would have kept on doing it because you've been doing it for this entire thread, until i called you on it and you stopped. looks like my job here is done.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
January 23 2009 01:37 GMT
#112
Guys this thread doesn't affect me at all, I have a life you know...

wait... nitrogen, what did you just say? o,o
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
January 23 2009 01:39 GMT
#113
lmao @ all your blogs turning into flame wars

troll 2
tl 0
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
January 23 2009 01:42 GMT
#114
dip.....
INTO THE WATER.
hahaha. i cant stop laughing.
wow i love TL blogs.
MrBitter
Profile Joined January 2008
United States2940 Posts
January 23 2009 01:51 GMT
#115
I thought this blog was hilarious until it turned into flames...

-sadface-
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
January 23 2009 01:57 GMT
#116
I don't even know what the hell went up his mind tbh o,o its like he got pissed about this thread.
CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-23 01:58:32
January 23 2009 01:57 GMT
#117
Ah... Flame Liquid as usual.

The blog was a little retarded but funny and entertaining nonetheless, especially with some of the answers, but it seems people cant just have fun without fucking others.

I guess is ok... As long as you have +1500 messages.
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
January 23 2009 02:06 GMT
#118
On January 23 2009 10:57 CrimsonLotus wrote:
Ah... Flame Liquid as usual.

The blog was a little retarded but funny and entertaining nonetheless, especially with some of the answers, but it seems people cant just have fun without fucking others.

I guess is ok... As long as you have +1500 messages.

No... that doesn't make it ok
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Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
January 23 2009 02:10 GMT
#119
This blog gets funnier the more I read it. 5/5.
TranslatorBaa!
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
January 23 2009 02:22 GMT
#120
it's just that i really don't understand the point of this blog. can he really not figure out how to let his dick not touch the water? just piss first if you have to, then take a shit. or just tuck your dick backwards into the toilet. i'm pretty sure most people can figure out how to do this... then he had another reason to make this blog. (assuming he's not that stupid, which i doubt he is) he's just trolling and typing up random shit... but he stopped using the same thing over and over again so it's all good... except after reading this he'll just start again.

+ Show Spoiler +
when i predict things it upsets him
UNFUCK YOURSELF
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