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Mooga
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States575 Posts
January 22 2009 20:56 GMT
#61
I hate it when my dick's own gravitational field gets objects stuck on my dick. I have to shield my dick from loose nails every day.
Malongo
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Chile3472 Posts
January 22 2009 20:57 GMT
#62
nah this is bullshit the worst is stepping on it, so painful.
Help me! im still improving my English. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. M. G.
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
January 22 2009 20:57 GMT
#63
Pictures or it never happened.

+ Show Spoiler +
NO, not of your dick. OF THE TOILET!
♞
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
January 22 2009 21:01 GMT
#64
iNc I must say ur bein the biggest fagget right now ..ur my pal and I usually love ur posts.. but uve made a couple of attempts to start flaming war with OP and hes just laughing it off and not even starting shit... and u just keep postin random shit to start arguin about the size of his penis... obviously more than 75% of the people reading this are getting a laugh out of it..

Why the need to keep posting shit towards OP?
w/e
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 22 2009 21:08 GMT
#65
You're right infested.

I'm being a giant dick. Oops I did it again.
Braintricks
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
137 Posts
January 22 2009 21:14 GMT
#66
On January 23 2009 06:08 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
You're right infested.

I'm being a giant dick. Oops I did it again.


hahahaha
goddamn nerd rappers
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
January 22 2009 21:20 GMT
#67
On January 23 2009 04:06 EsX_Raptor wrote:
So I'm walking out of the cafeteria and felt like taking a dump. I go in, and just as I sit on the toilet seat my dick decides to dip into the water and I go "FUCK."

Honestly I swear there should be some sort of trick to help you avoid this crap, it doesn't happen with every toilet I sit on but with a good number of them it does and it pisses me off a lot.

I've tried throwing in some paper beforehand which kind of helps but when the time your shit's gotta come out happens it all just sits there on top of the paper and things get even worse.

Ever happened to you?


even if this did happen to you... can you really not figure out a way around it? just hold your dick or something. if you have to piss and shit just piss first then go shit...
UNFUCK YOURSELF
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
January 22 2009 21:20 GMT
#68
On January 23 2009 05:44 MYM.Testie wrote:
lol
know the feeling
closed the car door on it yesterday


Sort of the same idea as stomping on a water balloon huh?
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
January 22 2009 21:31 GMT
#69
On January 23 2009 06:20 Nitrogen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2009 04:06 EsX_Raptor wrote:
So I'm walking out of the cafeteria and felt like taking a dump. I go in, and just as I sit on the toilet seat my dick decides to dip into the water and I go "FUCK."

Honestly I swear there should be some sort of trick to help you avoid this crap, it doesn't happen with every toilet I sit on but with a good number of them it does and it pisses me off a lot.

I've tried throwing in some paper beforehand which kind of helps but when the time your shit's gotta come out happens it all just sits there on top of the paper and things get even worse.

Ever happened to you?


even if this did happen to you... can you really not figure out a way around it? just hold your dick or something. if you have to piss and shit just piss first then go shit...


Maybe his dick is much longer than his arms that's why this is impossible for him to do...
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Straylight
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada706 Posts
January 22 2009 21:39 GMT
#70
Just throw your dick up over your shoulder like a scarf before you sit down and you'll avoid this problem.
It felt like gravity.
MoeMoeKyun
Profile Joined January 2009
United States215 Posts
January 22 2009 21:47 GMT
#71
On January 23 2009 04:13 Too_MuchZerg wrote:
you have what, 20 inch dick?

I lol in ur general direction
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 21:52:56
January 22 2009 21:52 GMT
#72
you have a lot in common with this guy

[image loading]
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
January 22 2009 21:52 GMT
#73
1/5

Stop bragging about your dick.
✌
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
January 22 2009 21:59 GMT
#74
Hey guys, my penis is kinda big, just thought you all should know.
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
January 22 2009 22:00 GMT
#75
On January 23 2009 06:08 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
You're right infested.

I'm being a giant dick. Oops I did it again.


HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH

xD!

+ Show Spoiler +
fuck u


^_^
w/e
Hans-Titan
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Denmark1711 Posts
January 22 2009 22:02 GMT
#76
What the shit?
Trying is the first step towards failure, and hope is the first step towards disappointment!
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
January 22 2009 22:14 GMT
#77
hmm i wondered where Mynock had gone.
axion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Norway110 Posts
January 22 2009 22:20 GMT
#78
Hahaha.. maybe you should use a condom when you are taking a dump?
RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
January 22 2009 22:42 GMT
#79
Try defecating while standing up.
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 23:06:15
January 22 2009 23:01 GMT
#80
On January 23 2009 04:42 gg_hertzz wrote:
seriously, i hate it when i'm walking and i trip over my own penis.


lol

op obviously has Little Donny Disease
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/upright-citizens-brigade-ucb-little-donny/2831616909



On January 23 2009 06:52 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
you have a lot in common with this guy

[image loading]



Wow, lololol, why is he attempting to put a zip loc bag on there OMG??????@@@@@!!!
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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