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anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
January 22 2009 20:04 GMT
#41
On January 23 2009 04:42 vGl-CoW wrote:
hahaha
imagine the horrified look on everyone's face when the venezuelan kid suddenly started taking a dump in the drinking fountain


LMAO
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
January 22 2009 20:06 GMT
#42
On January 23 2009 04:13 Too_MuchZerg wrote:


you have what, 20 inch dick?

renegade_zerg
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)525 Posts
January 22 2009 20:07 GMT
#43
i really think hes mistaken the urinal as a toilet
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
January 22 2009 20:13 GMT
#44
On January 23 2009 05:04 ritebkatya wrote:
(quoting adam carolla)

Q: what do you do to prevent your dick from touching the water in the toilet?
A: throw it over your shoulder


+1
cw)minsean(ru
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
January 22 2009 20:14 GMT
#45
lol I think I understand what the OP means some toilets have those ridiculously high things where your shit almost touches your ass after shitting. I just flush right away after shitting and wipe standing up. When you have a semi boner it gets tricky, you can just put the end your dick on the toilet seat in that case. Yes I've had my share of fucked up toilets. :/
leMaj24
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States262 Posts
January 22 2009 20:14 GMT
#46
such a lie, unless the toilet was like extremely clogged and the water was flowing up to the top theres no way your dick is 10"-12" flaccid.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
January 22 2009 20:15 GMT
#47
On January 23 2009 05:14 Frits wrote:
lol I think I understand what the OP means some toilets have those ridiculously high things where your shit almost touches your ass after shitting. I just flush right away after shitting and wipe standing up. When you have a semi boner it gets tricky, you can just put the end your dick on the toilet seat in that case. Yes I've had my share of fucked up toilets. :/

Finally some man that doesn't shit in his mother's bathroom!
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
January 22 2009 20:16 GMT
#48
On January 23 2009 05:14 Frits wrote:
lol I think I understand what the OP means some toilets have those ridiculously high things where your shit almost touches your ass after shitting. I just flush right away after shitting and wipe standing up. When you have a semi boner it gets tricky, you can just put the end your dick on the toilet seat in that case. Yes I've had my share of fucked up toilets. :/


that is some fucked up shit
cw)minsean(ru
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
January 22 2009 20:17 GMT
#49
On January 23 2009 04:45 ahswtini wrote:
"My penis is so long if you flop it across the keyboard, it'll reach from A all the way to Z."

hope that isn't a qwerty keyboard.
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
January 22 2009 20:17 GMT
#50
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Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
January 22 2009 20:21 GMT
#51
1/5 will not read again
rkarhu
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Finland570 Posts
January 22 2009 20:40 GMT
#52
I love the title.
Butigroove
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Seychelles2061 Posts
January 22 2009 20:43 GMT
#53
This totally happens to me too, if I try to take a shit with a halfie. (With lots of different toilets, its not the toilet)
beach beers buds beezies b-b-b-baaanelings
Badjas
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Netherlands2038 Posts
January 22 2009 20:44 GMT
#54
Yeah that title really grabs attention... I couldn't live without clicking it.

turns out, thread is full of win!
I <3 the internet, I <3 you
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
January 22 2009 20:44 GMT
#55
lol
know the feeling
closed the car door on it yesterday
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 22 2009 20:46 GMT
#56
It's also a hassle when I have to ride in the back of my friend's car. Get my dick all over the windshield and what notafsldnbbbbbbbff
Semagdnim
Profile Joined May 2008
United States126 Posts
January 22 2009 20:47 GMT
#57
I hate when my dick touches the bottom of the pool when I go swimming
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9617 Posts
January 22 2009 20:53 GMT
#58
the worst by far is tripping over your dick
i mean not only are you stepping on your own dick but then you fall on your face
shit is just un--comfortable. embarassing too, on both accounts.
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
January 22 2009 20:54 GMT
#59
Yeah I know what you mean, I generally tape mine down the side of my leg down to my knee. It just sucks when the bitches have to rip the tape off of there, but I'm so manly and have so much hot sex with random bitches I don't even feel it anymore. -_- jesus.

I hate fail blogs like this. =( They end up so entertaining because of the replies, but really, the OP is the worst thing ever. It's as if the creator of this blog didn't expect this reaction.

Now if you'd excuse me I have to go feed my giant penis.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 20:56:55
January 22 2009 20:55 GMT
#60
On January 23 2009 05:46 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
It's also a hassle when I have to ride in the back of my friend's car. Get my dick all over the windshield and what notafsldnbbbbbbbff

obv cancer replaced your dick.
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
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